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Memes Related To My Stories!
Soo guys♥️♥️, this book will contain some funny memes related to all my books @Hummin-bird-love ! and a big thank you to @GvGranger, one of my lovely readers, for creating this♥️♥️♥️♥️
Mileapo incorrect quotes/Memes
Just some incorrect quotes about MileApo and the other KinnPorsche cast. You may find some similar somewhere else but not the whole ass copied ones. It's not just incorrect quotes lmao. Enjoy!
Feathers of Anarchy (Countryhumans!Wings AU)
Every countryhuman has their own unique pair of wings, different patterns, different colors... If one is born wingless, then they'll be met with a brutal reset. Each countryhuman's wings are also associated with a type of power. Ice, water, fire... You get it?But over the centuries, there is always a legend about the one winged countryhuman, that could cause forever chaos and havoc with just a touch from its feathers.Of course, they wouldn't allow that type of power to be obtained by such a lower tier person, who knows what they could do with that power?So they gave him a reset, a reset that'll change his life, forever....Sometimes countries would try to show dominance over others, while others would rather hide to avoid getting caught up in those situations.But there's one thing that always kept them in check, something that kept them in line.The punishment of losing their wings.Sure they'll still be alive, but they can't regrow their wings, and even worse, their power comes from their wings as well. Read the story to find out the rest, then you'll find out the main problem."If those 'things', get in the wrong hands. Things are going to become worse then it already is."
A Talenny Story: Book 1 ✔
Just like an episode, Inspector Gadget, Penny, and Brain get a mission. Only this time, the chances of the agents getting hurt or captured by MAD is high. Talon might actually win, but will it be the mission or Penny's heart?DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS IN THIS BOOK, THEY BELONG TO THE SHOW INSPECTOR GADGET AND ITS CREATORS.
![back in time [ a countryhumans Philippines fanfiction ]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/315783334.jpg "back in time [ a countryhumans Philippines fanfiction ]")
back in time [ a countryhumans Philippines fanfiction ]
"do ever wish to turn back time and fix your mistakes or change something" Phil said "if I could I will , but the past is the past and theirs nothing you can't do about it"......Hello again , another countryhuman fanfiction I made about Philippines and funfact while I was writing the fanfiction about France x Philippines I also came up with this book so yeah here are the warnings Warning ⚠️ This is just a fanfiction don't take it seriously ~there will be smoking ~depression ~gore ~curssing ~Phil is a boy ~gore
A New Family - a CountryHumans x child!reader
You're an abused 4-year-old. One day, you had enough and ran away. While running away, you suddenly felt tired. You fell down and a portal below you transported you to a different world. And the cover is by @milkteacupp.
Raspberries || SovBrit Countryhumans
The human world can be a dangerous place sometimes.. I have only written this on Wattpad, nowhere else. . After being cast out from the world of Countries, USSR is forced to live in the Human World. He was told that he wasn't alone though, and that many other people like him had also been thrown out. Soviet wouldn't have any trouble finding some of these countries...but he would find it difficult to cope with them. And understand one in particular. . Gore warning but not really? Some bad characters in this book. Oh no.. Bad words as well. . Favourite Ranking :1 Countryhumans
Safeway Pyongyang // Reader x Countryhumans
North Korea x reader except I'm trapped in my house so it's going to be a wild ride. Y/N has finally made it to the one place that she might be safe- Pyongyang. But now she's a propaganda girl and the country is falling for her? Wild.
Fading | CountryHumans America (Old)
This is my first story ever so please do not judge 😅 and sorry if is not that goodThe other countries have always believed America was always a happy, cheerful , annoying country, that isn't responsible enough to do any. But what they don't know about him is that he has 50+ kids to take care of. America acts as if he was always ok and acts as if nothings was wrong.One day America woke up, and saw that his colors of the flag on him were fading into darker colors. While his eyes were turning black. Of course America couldn't let the other countries see him like this, so he covered his flag up with some face paint that he found and just put on his usual sunglasses to cover his eyes. Besides that, his states have been more energetic then ever, things have been going quite crazy with them around the house...But during all these crazy events, not only have things been getting wild, something quite unusual happens..But what will happen when a certain country finds out that America's flag is turning to darker colors and his eyes are fading to black? What will happen if they find out that America has children?(Art cover is mine, not the best)(Oml this is so cringe-)
Secret States
America was the last person anyone expected to be a father. But America is a father, to sixty-nine demo-I mean angels. His kids are definitely angels. But sometimes they convince each other to do ridiculous things. That's how Texas found himself about to walk into a UN meeting.Rewritten version of the original.
Y/N AND THE BAD BOY ,, y/n slander
... y/n slander 'started...# 01. 20. 2022ended...# 06. 22. 2022credits...# shiinythiings#1 in satire (01. 27. 2023)10K reads (03. 10. 2023)#1 in satire again (04. 20. 2023)20K reads (05. 19. 2023)25K reads (06. 21. 2023)35K reads (10.13.2023)40K reads (10.26.2023)50K reads (02.14.2024)
A Paw Patrol Story 5: A Knightly Rescue
Matthew decides to go to BarkingBurg so the Princess and Sweetie can help him learn how to speak Hylian. But during that time, a strange pup comes to Adventure Bay, in search of the tiny human. But things only get worse when the ex-royal knight, Claw, kidnaps Matthew. Disclaimer:I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!! I only own my Oc, Matthew, and and another Oc that is going to be a part of this story!
Deal
What if Harry Potter made a deal with Voldemort?The light really fucked up on this one."Ruin me then, my lord."Oh he would, in a way you wouldn't think.But, a baby running around the dark lords home wouldn't be too bad would it?
Deliver for the death eaters
What do you get when the Saviour of the Wizarding World becomes dangerously bored, especially when the death of his godfather has already hit him seriously hard, and left to his own devices? Well, Draco Malfoy, the Death Eaters and Lord Voldemort are unfortunately going to find out soon enough!Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. All rights belongs to JK Rowling
๑Not the same love๑ AU (♡Rusame ship♡ Countryhumans) FINISH
(if I make any mistakes, tell me please haha(⊃｡•́‿•̀｡)⊃)•The cover art is not mine, credit to zzoupz on tumblr•Hey! it's a little story about the ship Rusame!Before starting here is a character list of the main characters!🇺🇸America↪Gender : MaleAge : 17Height : 5'3Personality :~Doesn't care about school (not really a personality but anyways ewe)~Chilling~Like to annoyed people (uh...that's a personality...right?)🇷🇺Russia↪Gender : MaleAge : 19Height : 6'Personality :~Doesn't talk too much~Cold and distant~Hate annoying people (That's a good start ~∇~)🇲🇽Mexico↪Gender : MaleAge : 17Height : 5'Personality :~Sweet~Love Russia~Yandere...?(Yep, there's a yandere in the story...why?...don't even ask...😂)🇨🇦Canada↪Gender : MaleAge : 18Height : 5'8Personality :~Caring and protective~Loyal~Anxious🇨🇳China↪Gender : MaleAge : 19Height : 5'8Personality :~Smiling~Can be creepy sometimes~Can see you even if you doesn't see him (hehe)
1945 (Countryhumans, has Gerpol)
TW: gore, fluff, bullying, abuse, swears, angst !!!!!Might have a bit of sus but no smut‼️‼️my first ever story, extreme cringe so you can skip to the sequel if you want 😭Contains GERPOL as well :)There is also Y/n but not oftenCover by YunJins_Polearm NOT HISTORICALLY ACCURATE.1945, USSR and the others defeated TR while France and Britain took Germany in as their own. He now has four siblings and some friends with a balance of people who criticize him for his power and "father". The axis make a round 2 and infect countries with a virus.Will Germany with Poland's (and others) help stop the axis or will he fail and the axis take him? (I love bad and good endings so read to find out~)When Germany accidentally infects somebody, he tries to reverse it, meantime people already think something is off... but is it?Time to read: 8 hoursBest rankings #3 Germany#15 countryhuman#29 Poland
Experiment 3 (countryhumans)
Sequel to the book 1945Art made by:@YunJins_PolearmGermany with his boyfriend Poland were having a regular day at their new workspace.. suddenly one of their bosses tells Germany to follow him. Leading a machine, experiment three. Germany had horrifying memories with this, but he made a deal.They didn't expect it to work, and Germany with many other countries teleported to another universe, in that universe, they went to planet Earth. Will they get out? Or is this their new home?Main character: Germany (West)Important side characters: East Germany, TaiwanContains:Some sus scenes (not smut or anything that sus), swearing, fluff, gore, angst... (not that bad)Gerpol Y/n (this is supposed to be Panama, still editing to put in Panama instead) ⚠️ Hashtags: (not updated)#1 countryhumangermany
Love or Work? Countryhumans x Reader
It was just a regular day for you, after an exhausting day of work, you got home and get your well-deserved day off. The only difference is that you've just bought an office-themed dating game and are planning to try it tonight! But there's one thing you didn't know, a whole new exciting adventure is waiting for you at the very moment you start the game.You'll meet even more and more characters/countries as you progress through the "game"The genders of the countries are gonna be what I felt most suitable, tho for some special cases, like France. I made these country twins, one male, and one female, with different names and different personas. I hope you wouldn't mind!Yes, cliche, I know, but eh... worth a shot.This story may/will contain-- Cliches😀- Cringe stuff- Mentions of violence- Suggestive themes (?)- Mentions of Gore/BloodDate published: June 22nd 2022#1 in #countryhuman on 24th September 2022#1 in #countryhumansxreader on 14th October 2022
Warring Pyongyang // Reader x Countryhumans
Part two, суки Y/N is back, and trapped in the middle of World War Three, with her boyfriend- North Korea. It's their new Communist Bloc versus America and NATO. And if they lose, it's not just Y/N who will suffer this time. Read Part One 'Safeway Pyongyang' if ya want to understand this story.
![Saved in the forest [Germany x Poland]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/246776786.jpg "Saved in the forest [Germany x Poland]")
Saved in the forest [Germany x Poland]
Poland is a person who doesnt trust others, he is living on his own, one day something terrible happens, and he need to find a new safe place. Then someone helps him, boy in his age, tall, with a black-red-yellow flag.This contains:GayyyyyLot of gayBad grammar (forgive meh)Its my first story... Lets go!
The Black Phone GC (with gen z humor)
basically if tbp characters had a group chat but its like based in 2022 does that make sense?finney: finsarmrobin: robinsbandanabruce: mintymanvance: pinballvancebilly: newsboygriffin: invisiblegriffingwen: gwengremlinthe grabber:dumbfuckingfartnocker
Fire, Ice and Everything Nice (YuZhou Fan Fic)
What happens when someone as cool as the multi millionaire Timmy, met someone as hot as Johnny, the struggling jack of all trades? Will love emerge or will it subside?It all started when Timmy wished for true love. Never expecting it to happen as soon as possible. He met Johnny then his world goes upside-down.He was straight, but why is he captivated by Johnny's smile? Even wondered what his lips tastes like. He thinks Johnny is hot, and he even crossed his dreams.Be careful what you wish for, cause you might just get it. Follow how a wish changes everything from normal to an enchanting love affair.Disclaimer: This was purely fictional. I do not own Timmy and Johnny (well, I wish Johnny was my boyfie! kidding)