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GM_TERRA

An unwilling victim abducted into an imperialist death world. Tell me, what is the true cost of freedom? *This fic has been discontinued. Garry's Mod belongs to FACEPUNCH STUDIOS. Arknights belongs to HYPERGRYPH LTD, YOSTAR LTD, and STUDIO MONTAGNE. Any media used in the story belongs to their respected creators/owners.

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Thank you and credit to/for the author : Wu Shi Yi (MTLNovel)The second story I love the most. โค The FL is cute, simple and so pure, the gentle and all around husband (future demon god haha), the aggressive and pills lover rabbit, the lazy iron-eaters, the hair ball Qioqio who like to lay eggs, and the funny and narcissistic maomao (Zhiyan). ๐Ÿ˜‚PS: Thank you and credits to the original owner of the story. โคHere's the summary of the story:Wen Qiao has a delicate appearance with a strong personality, and would fight head-to-head if needed. She is married to a useless husband who can't practice. Despite this, Wen Qiao do not dislike him, rather decides to live well with him for the rest of her life.Later, she discovered that her husband was actually a genius proficient in all kinds of pill talisman and can accompany her to practice together. The couple could embark on a journey to ascend as gods. However, half way through the journey, she found out he is actually a reincarnation of the demon king and is only pretending to be a weak human. His real plan is to annihilate the world again.Wen Qiao "........."โค๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚

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Part 3. Continuation of their life's journey and adventure โค

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Archon Quest: Custom Night [FNAF/Genshin]

PART 2 IS CURRENTLY IN THE WORKS! Expected release: sometime in 2023What happens when a traumatized family meets a traumatized adventure team with magical powers?Alternative title: let's make a bad idea a realityUpdates Sundays, Wednesdays, and Fridays!This story takes place 2 years post Genshin canon, and was written around the time 2.7 came out, so mind the inaccuracies!Art Creds: costcopunk on tumblrGenshin characters copyright MihoyoFNAF characters copyright Scott Cawthon(I do not claim to own any of these characters, settings, or art. All I do is write!)

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Highschool DXD Smash or Pass

Same rules as others (To see rules check description of To Love Ru Smash or Pass). I don't anything except idea.

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Celestial Dawn

Miorpeans are an ancient race of multicellular beings that use starlight as a source of nourishment and energy. For eons they traveled the cosmos in search of sentient life that existed harmoniously within the limits of a planets balanced bio-network. They found the inhabitants of Earth to be in violation of this, the most imperative and fundamental of their natural laws. The planet was withered, desolate, and dying. Its environment was collapsing and Humans were deemed responsible for the planets deplorable condition, and eradicated. Now, after centuries of terraforming, a rejuvenated Earth was ready for habitation. A team of Miorpean researchers were tasked with testing the environment of this newly reclaimed world. One member of the team, Mira, made a stunning discovery. Somehow, humans had survived and were thriving in large communal settlements. Mira would come to believe that these humans respected the planet and vowed to protect them from the fate the befell their ancestors. This action would bring her into an intense conflict with a code of ethics and beliefs that has guided the course of her ancestral people since the beginning of time. Cover Art by Liviu MihaiA Special Thank you to TonyHarmsworth and kemorgan65 and JorKam for editing guidance.

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Captured and Captivated

HARPEROn the run. Abducted. Rescued by the sexiest alien in the universe.One moment I was falling asleep under the stars in the open trunk of my pickup. The next I was abducted by aliens.Terrifying creatures dragged me into their spaceship and locked me in a cage. They ran tests on me. Growled, clawed, and hissed at me when I fought back. Escape is my only option, but how can I when the odds are so stacked against me?SARHENShe was the most beautiful thing I had ever seen... and she needed my help.Being an Augment isn't easy. Every sentient species in the galaxy wants me dead, and half the time I think they've got the right idea. Still, cyborgs don't die easily and always fight for what matters most.Enter the little human into my world. From the moment I saw her I knew that she was mine. The problem? She wanted freedom and I couldn't let her have it. I rescue her and suddenly I've put a price on both our heads. Between vengeful lizardmen, dangerous rivals, and the computer in my head telling me I told you so, will I find a way to get us out of this mess? Better yet, will I ever be able to convince my perfect little human that there's no place safer in the universe than right by my side?

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To the ones who.. |A Pjsekai self-insert|

I'm bored so I made this? ๐Ÿ˜ญnot good at writing but yuh. story description:A young dreamer who has fallen in love with the world of music, the idol life, theatre Arts, and to be an amazing artist. However, that fiery passion within her has been extinguish thanks to how the world around them took them down. What would happen if she discovered the world of SEKAI?... Join her on her journey as she gets a second chance, to not give up on her feelings and to bloom. Can Someone who is doesn't fit the social standards truly be loved? Does a musician need a pretty voice to be successful? Can one obtain a new role of an identity? Can find what they lost long ago. Let's find out with the help of the vocaloids along with the leaders of the sekai'sโœงโ”€โ”€โ”€ ๏ฝฅ ๏ฝก๏พŸโ˜…: *.โœฆ .* :โ˜…. โ”€โ”€โ”€โœง My OC'S each have seperate routes in each UNIT which all affect how she is and what her true feelings are. (Leo/Need will be left out but still have some interaction yk) I only own my oc's and her family members. The rest do not belong to me but Hastune Miku: Colorful Stage. Book cover was made by me including any art featured such as drawings, doodles, mini comic strips, etc!Card edits may happen I'm not 100% sureThis is all for fun and I do hope you have the time to read it I'll do my best to update each stories ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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I Really Am a Slag Shou! (IRASS)

Status in COO181 Chapters (Completed)Author(s)Your Gloryไฝ ็š„่ฃๅ…‰ Original PublisherjjwxcChi Zhao binds with the slag shou system, and if he succeeds in his missions, he will be rewarded.But who said life is easy!A rich old man who was slagged by him: "I know you love me. Your past pains, I've already investigated them."The star admiral who had been slagged by him: "Don't be reluctant anymore! I've always known that you didn't betray me."The entertainment mogul who was slagged by him: "Don't make any noise. Honey, will you come home with me?"The prince regent who was slagged by him said, "The mountains and rivers are yours, but you are mine." The dark sentinel who was slagge by him: "Now, do you still want to say that it is not my child?"...Chi Zhao burst into tears: "Boss, believe me just this once. Let me get the reward, okay?"Thinking that the acting is very good, in fact, every day he's spreading meng._________________________________________Arc 1 - Slag for a Wealthy Old Man (Chapters 1 - 29)

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MALEC STORYS โ™ฅ๏ธ

Malec story's ~ -These last couple of days I have found my love for writing so I have gave it my best I hope you like these short stories, if you have any suggestions or want me to do more please let me know โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’œHappy holidays ๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ

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Random Book of Random Hashtags

This is my random book of randomness... in the form of hashtags. Yup.

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Best Kind of Wrong

Guy chooses the 'wrong' over how he ought humanly-speaking react to her secretiveness and decides to mend the situation not by words but grace. Ingredients being: one hand, one coat passed down from his late father, one overpriced ice cream, not a one-final-kiss, on one pier.___Being wrong can be rewarding. Keeping secrets is hard. Giving grace takes bravery.

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Best Meeting rooms in bangalore

Discover our coworking meeting rooms designed for seamless collaboration and productive gatherings. Reserve your space today. Book premium meeting rooms for rent in Bangalore. Know more :

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Responses to Confessions

These are my thoughts and pieces of advice to the confessions I've read from UCFB

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Sammy Wilkinson Imagines

Sammy Wilkinson Imagines { requests closed for now }

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THE MIMIC HEADCANNONS AND ONESHOTS๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซต

Theres some fluff in here lol (๐Ÿง for sign)Or ๐Ÿซ (shitpost)Considering BOOK 1 and BOOK 2Characters:KaitoKintoruMegumi Kuriko FutaoMoteHiachi Yasu Biwaki ShakuKusunoki (nsfw for another pov)Daku (no nsfw)Keiko (no nsfw)Saigomo (no nsfw)Mihari (fluff)Book 2 [coming soon]

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Don't Kill My Vibe {Roc Royal Love Story}

On to the next one Bìtches aren't going to kill my vibe from moving to the next one. When the new girl comes into town and Trey likes what he sees will he kill his vibe? Or will she? Trey Young Fresh out of high school, 19. Know as the neighborhood player. Mariah Faith New to the neighborhood, 18. •Soundtrack• Bìtch, Dant Kill My Vibe- Kendrick Lamar Thursday- The Weeknd Long.Live.ASAP- ASAP Rocky Rolling Stone- The Weeknd Next- The Weeknd Like Me- 2 Chainz feat. The Weeknd (OMG The Weeknd moans!!!!) The Birds Part 1- The Weeknd Cupid's Chokehold- Gym Class Heroes

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Breakfast with The Alien

Against their better judgment, a hesitant journalist sits down for an off-the-record tell-all convo with the emissary of an alien species that simply sounds too good to be true. Are they really here for humanity's benefit? Are the visitors just here to be Earth's newest celebrity superstars? Or is there a more nefarious agenda lurking behind the suave, smooth-talking, and omelet-loving being from the stars? Not all is as it appears - but you knew that already, didn't you??

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story covers [CURRENTLY ON HIATUS]

hi there!! i can make story covers+ youtube thumbnails (basically all kind of photo edits).just let me know if you want one and you'll get your cover asap for free.๐ŸšจREAD THE NOTES GIVEN BELOW BEFORE REQUESTING๐Ÿšจnotes ๐Ÿ“• IF YOU ARE USING IT, PLEASE DON'T FORGET TO GIVE CREDITS!• as a payment, i need PERMANENT FOLLOW.• please WAIT, I am busy and have other covers to make too, please understand.•DO NOT STEAL MY IDEAS.•please respect my time and effort.•DO NOT REQUEST AND LEAVE.PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU REALLY WANT IT OR NOT. (because someone people give requests and do not reply back or give any comments after the cover is made.it's really upsetting. REALLY )• please confirm your request.• please VOTE if you like the cover.• if you don't like the cover i made, please don't hesitate to tell me. you can ask me to make another one or just move on. • please reply fast when i ask doubts regarding the cover because it will delay the process.• please spread love ๐Ÿ’œ HOW TO GIVE CREDIT?•mention me in your story description.like, " story cover credit - @ustaethicc"that's it. thank youโœจ

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Corrupted World

Once upon a time, there was a young man came to another World. The World was called The Mortal World. The World was filled with mortal beings who were struggling in that World. He did not know why God send him there for.With the blessing from the God, the young man became what the most he wanted to be. But, God might make a mistake to summon the young man.With wicked mind and malicious action, the young man tried his hardest to survive in that World. Plus, he was a little bit stupid. He even dared to curse the God who sent him to The Mortal World. With such an attitude, the young man simply did not suit to become a hero.Because of his foolish action, the young man faced with a great disaster.Can he stand up again? Can he live as a legend? Or buried without a tombstone?Note: First of all, I want to tell you that this story is a slice of life humor story. At the same time, this is also a heartbreaking story with some actions. Unlike the other stories, this story focuses at the shameless characters and their stupid funny actions. You can skip the prologue and start reading chapter 0013. B1C1 Deserted World due to my inexperience when I wrote the prologue. Although the prologue and b1c1 are related, the story in the prologue completely changed after it reached b1c1.

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Fifty Shades, But Make it Grey (Meatgrinder x Reader) {Mafia AU}

Note: A mostly satire book, I wanted it to have an actual purpose. I hope you find it funny.Description: A commentary and attempt to capture what is so alluring about romance media (ex. Fifty Shades of Grey). Two expected lovers trauma bonding until they get to bang it out and form a cringey/unstable relationship, but it's okay, because the love interest is hot, of course.

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Crystal Clear - Treasure Chest Reviews & Graphics [Hiring/Open]

This is a review book for those who want an honest judgment of their work and grow as a writer. We aim to help writers improve and want to support them on their way to mainstream recognition.We are always trying to find hidden gems within the endless ocean of Wattpad stories. If your book manages to blow our minds with an unique idea/world or a great new take on a topic, you'll earn our author-crown and have the opportunity to be featured on our Wattpad Gems book as well as a public reading list.#1 in fairness#1 in proofreading#1 crystalclear#1 in crystalclear#2 in judgements #2 in communityservice#3 in recognition#5 in opportunity#7 in improvements#8 in reward#10 critiquecover by @Azura_Zephyr

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Art Book[More or less Dream SMP]

There, Z you happy now?if i'd be honest this is mostly bench trio and 3/4 sbimost of the art here has its speedpaint version on my youtube :]the cover of this book is amazing, no one try to change my mind.

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VOYAGE

A compilation of different poetry projects, chronicling my travels and the different journeys I take, and the destinations I see.Completed Rhode Island I - July 2019Rhode Island II - August 2019

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North to the End

Two Men head to Northern Michigan during the end of the world. They hold hopes to find Hikey, the supposed God of the Dogmen, and what they truly believe is the only thing that can save humanity from complete extinction.THIS IS STRICTLY A WORK IN PROGRESS. ANYTHING YOU READ HERE IS ONLY THE FIRST DRAFT.IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHOW SOME SUPPORT: COPY AND PASTE THE FOLLOWING LINK:https://www.buymeacoffee.com/wcwestcott

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