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Countries Messin Around II
This book is for randomness.I don't need to explain.(If you're reading/seeing this on another site that's not Wattpad my book probably got copied and pasted onto an unsafe fanfiction app page.)
Peripatetic | TASM!Peter Parker x Reader
In a multiverse where Y/n Stark and Peter Parker's love defies reality itself, they are faced with not just the obstacles of multiple dimensions, but also the increasing threat of multiversal chaos, which threatens to tear them apart.
ᴵⁿᵛⁱˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ˢᵗʳⁱⁿᵍ ⁻ ᴬᵃʳᵒⁿ ᴾᵒʳᵗᵉʳ
𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐛,𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥.ᴴⁱᵍʰᵉˢᵗ ᴿᵃⁿᵏˢ :#¹ ⁱⁿ ˢᵘⁿⁿʸˢᵃⁿᵈˡᵉʳ ⁽¹²/¹⁶/²³⁾#² ⁱⁿ ʲᵘᵈᵈᵍᵒᵒᵈˢᵗᵉⁱⁿ ⁽¹²/¹⁶/²³⁾#⁶ ⁱⁿ ʲᵉʷⁱˢʰ ⁽¹²/¹⁶/²³⁾ᴮᵃˢᵉᵈ ᵒⁿ : ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ˢᵒ ᴺᵒᵗ ᴵⁿᵛⁱᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᴹʸ ᴮᵃᵗ ᴹⁱᵗᶻᵛᵃʰ. ᴵ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵒʷⁿ ᴿᵉⁱⁿᵃ ᶜᵒʰᵉⁿ, ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ᵇᵉˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᴬᵐᵃⁿᵈᵃ ˢᵗᵉʳⁿ.
𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝘐𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘣𝘭𝘦 • 𝐀.𝐆
"he was 𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘣𝘭𝘦 to me"where sophie silverstone and andy goldfarb are dating but who or what will destroy their relationship.all rights reserved@xbyzixp book
Shadowplay | Tony Stark
"I'm not made for this life, I can't live the way I'm not supposed to."[mature themes throughout]disclaimer - this does not follow any specific timeline in the MCU, everyone is alive unless stated!!
You & Me ᵈʸˡᵃⁿ ʰᵒᶠᶠᵐᵃⁿ ✓
* ∘°∘ ꔫ ∘°∘ IN WHICH Alma Bella and Dylan Hoffman fall for each other over instagram
SO HIGH, young justice
(( YOU GET ME SO HIGH ))rory anders, a tamaranean,landed on earth and was f-ound by a young team of h-eroes. they call themselves𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗲.( DICK GRAYSON XRORY ANDERS! oc )
YSNITMBM Mateo X Fem oc
In this zaaras sister Leah a Jewish Puerto Rican girl, moves with her mom and sister zaara due to her dad's job. Enrolled in a Hebrew school, she befriends a group of girls and meets a boy she thinks is Ecuadorian, sparking a potential crush As Leah navigates teenage complexities like having to make time for her mitzvah project and plan her bat mitzvah partyYou are so not invited to my bat mitzvahMateo x fem oc in this she going to have a accent like mateos because she stayed with her dad so long and her dad is Puerto Rican her mom is Jewish and black
IVY, andy goldfarb.
IN WHICH, Ivy Lynn Fieldman falls for her childhood bestfriend and twin sisters crush. "𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞."
Engaged to an extraterrestrial
After losing his family, friends and even his home world, Ben Tennyson, hero of the universe gets transported to another world after defeating his greatest enemy. he finds himself in a new world, and he finds himself engaged to a very pretty young girl. And to find that his soon to be sister in law has a thing for her, and his adopted family's actual little sister.
✓ 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗠𝗕 , andy goldfarb
꒰ 🍰 ⊹ LOVE BOMB ᵎ ◞♡ ⃗ 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉, Chloe Hart, one of the most popular girls in school and is dating the most popular guy, Andy Goldfarb. What happens when they're relationship goes down hill? Will they be able to fix it? orAndy Goldfarb, the most popular guy in school.What happens when another girl kisses him, willhe be able to fix this mistake with his girlfriend or just make it worse?⌒ you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah x oc ⌒started : nov. 25, 2023ended : jan. 15, 2024edited : mar. 10, 2024 - mar.21, 2024ranks#1 - middleschool , 2024.01.15#1 - netflix , 2024.01.28#1 - andy , 2024.01.15#1 - andygoldfarb , 2024.03.15#1 - youaresonotinvitedtomybatmitzvah , 2024.03.15#1 - aaron , 2024.03.17#1 - dylanhoffman , 2024.04.10#3 - teen , 2024.04.17
hOlY sHiT! tOnY sTaRk?!
in which tony stark accidentally texts peter parker. classic right?(my college friends keep finding this, i wrote this when i was 13 leave me alone)
𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐵𝐸𝐿𝑂𝑁𝐺 𝑊𝐼𝑇𝐻 𝑀𝐸 - AARON PORTER
In which:Andy's best friend falls for his twin sister. OR:Avery loses her childhood best friends because of her brother and Aaron is always there for her. Will Andy and Avery's sibling bond be broken forever?Will they mend their broken friendships?Start reading to find out!I don't own any of the original movie characters just my own.
𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 //WTM // Hp + Mcu
Time sucks. Everyone knows that. Messing with it is even worse. One Doctor Stephan Strange has done it to much. He knows it all. The way everything will end. And it needs to change. Not just for the sake of the future... but for the little one he sees as a daughter(I dont give permission for my work to be posted on any other site. If you do see it on anywhere that isn't my profile, please report it and let me know .so it gets taken down)[I don't own Harry potter, it belongs to j.k Rowling all rights of happy potter characters and plots go to her. I don't own marvel it goes to Stan Lee (we love you legend) or now Disney all rights of marvel plots and characters used in this belongs to them]
Star of the Cosmos
Captain Atom, a renowned member of Earth's Justice League has followed the example of some of his league mates, taking on a protege of his own. Claire Bowen, now known as Stellar, has answered the call to heroism. Will she take her place among the Justice League? Will a fast-talking speedster annoy her to death before she could get the chance? Or, will outside cosmic forces turn her life and everything she's known about herself upside down? Maybe all three?Find out now in "Star of the Cosmos."BOOK ONE IN THE CLAIRE BOWEN SERIESMost impressive rankings so far: #1: Wallywest, 3-19-21#1: Kidflash, 3-20-21#5: dccomics, 4-2-21#1: Missmartian, 5-7-21#1: Redtornado, 7-19-21#5: Youngjustice, 7-31-21#1: Mountjustice, 8-4-21#2: Spitfire, 2-7-22[All rights to young justice and any other dc characters mentioned go to Dc, except for Claire Bowen and any other original characters that I decide to add to the story.][Rights to the Ms. Marvel suit from "The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes" goes to Marvel comics]
Daughter Of Hydra | Peter Parker x Reader
'It was strange, to pretend that I knew nothing about this boy, when, in reality, I knew pretty much everything about him.'Hydra is all y/n knows. They gave her everything when she had nothing. But what happens when she meets Peter Parker?Reached Number 1 in:#peterparkerxreader#peterxreader
Just Me | Peter Parker x Reader
Y/n Maximoff hasn't had the best life, but she likes to stay optimistic. She leads two lives, and her favourite one is as Y/n Maximoff, student at Midtown School of Science and Technology. Well, that is until she finds out something special about Spiderman.Peter Parker's life is far from perfect. He has two separate lives to live, and his favourite one to live is as Spiderman. At least, it was, until he met Y/n.
Love is For Fools // Loki Laufeyson
Loki's army successfully overtook New York City and forced the Avengers into hiding in 2012. Scarlett Strange, the daughter of Stephen Strange, stayed behind to help injured civilians. After being taken by a group of Loki's soldiers trying to force her to work as his doctor, she finds herself clashing with the God of Mischief himself. Having caught Loki's attention, Scarlett finds the fate of New York (and possibly the rest of the world) in her hands after she and a group of rebels hatch a plan entirely dependent on her making Loki fall for her. Will Scarlett keep her task in mind, or will she get lost in the game of love? Well, love is for fools - or so she thought.
Thinkin bout you•A.G
In which Evelyn Grace finds out to actually develop feelings to her cousins best friend.
Complex || Andy goldfarb
🍒in which Maddy Kelimore finds out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her, so she gets him back by dating his best friend Andy goldfarb.🍒🍒Your so not invited to my bat Mitzvah🍒
Too broken to fix (TomTord)
After 'The End', Edd, Matt, and Tom moved into apartments. After a while, Edd and Matt got closer and shared an apartment to save more money. They won three lotteries, which gave them enough money (with extra) to buy a new house or to rebuild the old one. This all happened in five months, people who knew what happened to them would consider them very lucky. Though they thought that Tord died during the incident, they would think of him from time to time and they would be sad. Especially Tom, whenever he thought about the communist he would try his best to get him off his mind. Though, no matter what he did, he never succeeded. He felt horrible for killing him. Little did they know though- Tord was alive- just not in a good way. He wants to die. A/NCHARACTERS BELONG TO EDDSWORLD NOT ME. I DO NOT (AND WILL NEVER) SHIP THE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO PLAYED THESE CHARACTER'S ROLES. I ONLY SHIP THE CHARACTERS. NONE OF THE ART THAT MIGHT BE INCLUDED IS MINE UNLESS I SAY SO. Lastly, hope you enjoy. 👍🏻😊😇
𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ,, dylan hoffman
❝ it's affection always, you're gonna see it someday. my attention for you, even if it's not what you need❞𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 a cheerleader and a football who have hated each other for years, get less annoyed of each otherstarted. 11.25.23ended.
Mafia Redemption ( series three)
Inaya Mallick - the epitome of bubbly and rebellious spirit! With her infectious laughter and boundless energy, Inaya lights up every room she enters. Whether it's her unruly curls that match her untamed personality or her mischievous grin that hints at her adventurous spirit, this spirited kid never fails to make an impression.Haider was the epitome of darkness, a man who had once thrived in the shadows as a high-ranking member of the notorious mafia. Haunted by the ghosts of his past, Haider yearned for a fresh start, a chance to escape the clutches of his sinister existence. However, amidst his quest for redemption, Haider's heart still bore the scars of a love lost. Aamal, the woman who had illuminated his bleak existence, was now bound to someone else's life.What happens when he desperately needs forgiveness and it depends on a 20 year old girl's life , who is nothing but a complete troublemaker for him .Will Inaya be able to heal his broken heart ??Will Haider ever be able to forget Aamal ??What level will Haider go to protect InayaTo know more follow the journey of Inaya and Haider who are polar opposite but you see opposite attracts...
Young Justice (Male Reader)
This is my first Attempt at writing on here, please be patient and erm don't be mean. I may not be the best.But I am open to comments and suggestions. If anyone has anything they'd like to offer to help.I do not own any of the characters. ©All Rights Reserved
EX-FACTOR • Dylan Hoffman
"no matter how i think we grow you always seem to let me know, it aint workin,,IN WHICH...Adrianna Alvarez decides to slowly forgive her ex, but has no clue about how it'll effect her lifeOR...WHAT HAPPENS WHEN Dylan Hoffman becomes more bold and tries to rekindle with his ex-girlfriend?"i keep letting you back in.. how can i, explain myself,,
Unknown story's... | Abused Tony.
Tony is brought back to his old house, a house full of sad memories. Will he be saved? Or will he dug out himself?TW: ABUSE