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Ushiten OS bc they're my paradise
@ the title.Ushiten is my comfort ship, and that's on ✨periodt✨Tags, summaries and warnings will be given at the start of the oneshot so don't worry about it. btw you'll never find the tags "hurt no comfort" or "sad ending" because I love them both ungodly, but be prepared because it /will/ get dirty in every way possible ;)[songs I associate with Ushiten:]😌She's crazy but she's mine - Alex Sparrow🥰Strawberries & Cigarettes - Troye Siwan😳One thing right - Marshmello🥺What makes you beautiful - One direction😎Be with you - The mondays🥳Cheerleader - Omi🥵I wanna be your slave - Måneskin😭Cupid's Chokehold - Gym Class HeroesSORRY TO ALL OIKAWA KINNIES:I am a lil🤏 sadistic so i'll hurt him in some chaps - I have nothing against him, he just so happens to be in the way of my ship :/. So pls don't take it personal(EDIT: mf u URSELF kin oikawa, dumb bitch)my perception of Satori's gender (identity) changes throughout the oneshots for two reasons: 1 i myself was in a gender crisis and 2 just look at them. that is not a cis person.so yeah, the in first few OS Satori is a cis man, sometimes they're genderfluid too. at some point, i have started to write them as nonbinary (they/them), though, and it'll stay that way.anygays,,LET THE GAMES BEGIN
![Exile - Sleepyboisinc [DSMP]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/257645958.jpg "Exile - Sleepyboisinc [DSMP]")
Exile - Sleepyboisinc [DSMP]
Technoblade hasn't seen his family in a while, Phil had house arrest, Tommy was in exile somewhere and very angry at him, and Wilbur... Wilbur was dead. So you can probably imagine how shocked he was to see his youngest brother in front of his house when he came back home one day.OrThe events that happend after Tommy's exile, but Tommy didn't betray Technoblade.Written in 2021/2022:DUE TO ACTIONS OF CERTAIN CCs *cough* Wilbur *cough* I NO LONGER WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS FIC. IT IS LISED AS 'PUBLIC DOMAIN' AND KEPT UP ONLY BECAUSE I GENUINELY FEEL BAD IF I'D HAVE DELETED THIS AND SOMEONE TOLD ME IT WAS THEIR FAVOURITE FIC.omg what:#1 on sleepyboisinc tag 10th of april 202#1 Tommyinnit tag 11th of april 2021#2 on Wilbur tag 11th of april 2021#1 Philzaminecraft tag 3rd of may 2021#2 Technoblade tag 5th of may 2021#1 foundfamily tag 22th of June 2021#1 Philza tag 26th of August 2021#1 sleepybois tag 4th of september 2021#1 trauma tag 13th of october 2021?? wtfstarted: 5th of february 2021finished: 5th of february 2022
Your mom ⟨ DISCONTINUED ⟩
••••When Mytsa first thought, ' I should introduce my friends Luca to Shu-mama! I've been friends with them for so long afterall. ' . He did not expect that all things would go downhill.Many secrets that have been kept for so long, unravelled like a piece of plastic. Just like their own lies.••••I DO NOT SHIP THE ACTUAL PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE MODEL AND THIS STORY IS MADE FOR FUN SAKE ONLY. DO PLEASE READ THE STORY TO BETTER UNDERSTAND THE TAGS!!Creds;Art from Wiru on Tumblr. Tittled; "shall we dance?"Inspiration; Pinksorcery from Ao3, tittled; " I got a man but I want you "( I wont put this on the tags bc I think that if I do, No one will read it.So my warnings are there are cheating, past s/a, past trauma, and other stuff.And no, I didn't wanna give this out already but I know I have to so There wont be any confusion.No, Shu didn't do all of those except one from the list. )
Holy water service (Random Book-)
NEED TO CLEANSE YOUR SINFUL SOULS?! WANNA TALK TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING TO HELL LIKE YOU?! WANNA TALK ABOUT SMUT FOR SOME REASON?! THEN COME ON DOWN TO THE HOLY WATER SERVICE! FREE HOLY WATER, BLEACH AND GASOLINE FOR EVERYONE! WE SELL OUR FAMOUS CLEANSING COCKTAIL WHICH CAN MAKE YOUR SOUL FEEL A LITTLE MORE CLEAN!(Also giving away free duct tape and cement to fix those damn fourth walls)
Are there angels on Stewjon?
Qui-Gon's Padawan has an infatuation with Obi-Wan Kenobi.(Originally published on Ao3. I am the only writer.)
Yu-Gi-Oh Oneshots (Mostly Rivalshipping)
Don't ask about the cover I don't knowUh... So I keep writing Yugioh oneshots, I have a bunch done. They sit there in my notes and I want to show them off. Some of them are story starters so they're short (like the second one).Most of these are Rivalshipping, with some Platoshipping and one Prideshipping one shot in there. There is no smut in here whatsoever so if you're not looking for fluff then this is not for you.Contents:1- Platoshipping (Timaeus/Critias)2- Season 0 Rivalshipping (Yugi/Seto)3- Season 0 Prideshipping (Yami/Seto)4- Rivalshipping (Yugi/Seto (OC))5- Season 0 Rivalshipping (Yugi/Seto)
Art book bc I can and will
some artworks, though if u can tell from my pfp: I am a scara simp so most of them r scara...(I take requests bc life is boring)I will mention that most of these are old artworks. I will publish my recent ones later on since I want to relive those parts where I posted my (old) art on instagram, being all excited to share what I just finished.
Incorrect Quotes: Genshin Impact
There'll be a mix of modern au maybeAbout the book(?) Weekly 10 Chapters (No specific day, it could be monday, thursday or wednesday)ON HIATUSShip quotes will have a warning at the top, If chapter doesn't have a warning and said characters are seemed to be interacting romantically Its purely jokes and is platonic (there'll be extra chapters that are for my friends yk)
Long Way Home || KNY
They always said to reach for the stars, but what if one day the brightest star falls?Or, in which a girl tries to save the world.[Demon Slayer: Kimetsu No Yaiba Fanfic]
My AO3 Works!
this is possibly the only book of mine that will have some of the finest shit from the one and only ao3.expect me to update this book in 3 years cuz i don't use ao3 that much lmfao[these are my works that are published in ao3, please do not use them outside of wattpad or ao3 unless i say so.]
there's a dead body in my freezer
Life is simple for Hajime and Nagito Hinata-Komaeda. They married shortly after college, moved into a humble house in the suburbs, and found stable careers. Neighbors describe them as being hardworking good people! But..... sometimes good people do bad things.... accidentally... So now they have eachother, a nice home, good jobs, and a freezer with a bit of a secret hiding inside.
Marvel one shots
BuckySteveLokiThorWandaNatMariaSharonCarolClintBruceValkyrieJane Foster Tony MarcJack(NO PETER OR YELENA SORRY I CANT BRING MYSELF TO DO IT AND YELENAS AROACE????)Smut or fluff Kinky stuff (lots)Fem reader I lied when I said no actors or actresses????I'm not doing top reader sorry⚠️ILL TRY TO BE AS INCLUSIVE AS I CAN BECAUSE IM BLACK AND I KNOW HOW IT IS⚠️Enjoy ????
I'm Nothing like my mother
Demonitius Sly'Tor who disowned her cruel parents years ago finds that a young Vah shir is on the run from Tserrina Sly'Tor
![Dreams and Wishes [Genshin x Mcyt]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/271003151.jpg "Dreams and Wishes [Genshin x Mcyt]")
Dreams and Wishes [Genshin x Mcyt]
"Tell me MC, why did i find one of your fans trying to sneak into Teyvat? A toxic one none the less""Well you see Genshin.."‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾｡･:*｡･:*‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾｡･:*｡･:*‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾｡･:*｡･:*‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾Genshin and MC are the two most popular people of the most popular groups at Fann High. Said to be sworn enemies till the end of time, but when a MCYT fan tries to sneak into Genshin's territory will things start to change?‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾｡･:*｡･:*‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾｡･:*｡･:*‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾｡･:*｡･:*‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾basically as someone whos in both fandoms im fed up with the stuff thats been going on lately so i made this to cope lmao. this is all satire btw :D (MC DOES NOT EQUAL MAIN CHARACTER OR Y/N!! you'll find out if you read lmao)
self respect
takes place quickly after Forever becomes president but before the eggs go missing/addict arc. Forever's jacket is too tight. he needs to fix it. I'm putting this here until I get my ao3 unsused cw: Ednos, purging, bi ginger, restruction, mentions of scales. yk typical ednos stuff :P( I'm fine I swear)