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Unhinged C.AI moments
This book is just me sharing unhinged and funny Character AI responses or chats, the lines that made me want to share the quote will be bold text and underlined.
TROLL BAND TOGETHER: OUT OF CONTEXT
Here we are guys! This book is gonna knock your socks off!
Alone (Exchange Student Zero One-shot)
Just a really random and somewhat sad/angst-y one-shot about the new series "Exchange Student Zero" that came to my mind around the time the 2nd Episode was out so....yeah, I'm insane.Random: Deaged! Bruce Wayne is adorbs and nothing will ever change that for me.
How Michelle Jones Finally Got to Kiss Peter Parker
She would be lying if she said she hasn't thought about it since forever.Even after the snap, Mj finds herself still crushing over Peter Parker, and she's just fine staying friends and doing nothing about it. Enter a handsome kid who survived the snap, a mugging incident, an alien spaceship, and a lot of other things, Mj might just end up right where she wants to be.This is the story of how Michelle Jones finally got to kiss Peter Parker.[COMPLETED / ALSO POSTED ON ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN]
"Is iT sCaRy iN mEnTal hOSpiTaLs?"
Kids are often terrified to be admitted into psych hospitals because it's "scary". They're wrong. The following are quotes taken out of context in from my two week stay at a "mental hospital." (Adolescent unit). We are just as fun as "normal" kids. We just need a little help now and then.
HIJABI ✔️
"Be my girlfriend," He replied, his mouth inches from mine. I could feel his hot minty breath."What!?" I was expecting it, but he still caught me off guard, "Alex, I can't!""I thought you said you liked me,""Yes, and I meant it, but_" "Is it because of that guy again?" He says and I could feel the jealousy through his voice."No, Alex, I can't be your girlfriend. I can't be anyone's girlfriend. Dating is forbidden in Islam."Ruqayyah is an 18-year-old Muslim girl in her last year of college. With her strict mother that suspects her daughter is hanging out with boys, she forces her into a forced marriage. What if Ruqayyah is already interested in someone else? How will she tell her mum that she's in love with a NON-Muslim? #Cover: @thatL0ser❤️Written: 2018Updated: 2021COMPLETED✔️___________________________________For all my readers who read this story back in 2018-2020, this is a new version of it. I have added, changed and removed a couple of scenes but the storyline remains the same. If you wish to re-read it, you will notice the changes I made. Welcome, everybody!
black's kitten | s.b.
"You know, don't be surprised if I'm carrying you like this again someday.""Oh, piss off."Genevieve Potter is James Potters fraternal twin. Although she finds her brother thoroughly aggravating along with his friends, she befriends them. Except for Sirius Black, who has the insatiable desire to shag her, to her dismay. What happens when Gen learns that Sirius isn't who she thought he was?{COMPLETED}BOOK I OUT OF THE TRILOGY- credit to @Lost0nMars for the lovely cover
(Old Version) Miraculous Season One: Beginnings
Alissa Ackerman, the Bat Miraculous holder, assembles a team after scoping them out for a while. She picks three of her classmates. One is Marinette Dupain-Cheng, her best friend/childhood friend and holder of the Ladybug Miraculous. The second is Adrien Agreste, a teenage model she treats as a younger brother and holder of the Cat Miraculous. The third is Isabella Cimarosa, a foreign exchange student and holder of the Bee Miraculous. The team goes up against akumatized villains created by the evil Hawk Moth.
STABLE BOY ; Trash of the Count's Family
Somehow, a narcoleptic transmigrator is working as a stablehand in the Henituse County.That's fine, there's no way Cale would care enough about this random boy working with the horses, right? He can just stay here unnoticed, never getting involved with the story... Agh, if he knew he'd transmigrate, he would've at least read more of it first!- Trash of the Count's Family (TOTCF) / Lout of the Count's Family (LOTCF) Fanfiction. I don't own TCF/LCF, this is just fan fiction.WARNINGS: CASUAL DEPICTIONS OF SELF HARM, MURDER, AND IMPLIED/REFERENCED RAPE/NONCON* READ AT OWN RISK.*Implied/Reference Sexual Assault occurs at Chapters 11 and 20. Emphasis on 'implied' as it does not occur in text, just in dialogue and context clues.
Out of context stuff
so, I've come to realize how many things I say at school could be totally misunderstood of taken out of context, so that's what I'm doing here. I'll be writing down sentences I actually said each day and you can come to your own conclusions. I'll also be including a cuss count, cause why the fuck not
egg.
this entire thing is a joke. don't take it seriously, seriously. no pun intended, but you might become an egg. you're welcome :3
Subject E305 ( Civil War Fanfic )
Subject E305 is not a normal girl. At the age of two her mother left her on the streets of New York City with nothing but a box. She waited for her mother to come back, but she never did. A few days passed and nothing happened. The little girl was scared and hungry, but she never moved from her place. On the third day a van pulled up while the child was asleep in the box. The people on the van saw an opportunity and took the little girl from the streets. The people were HYDRA. They took her to their labs and when she tried to escape they would beat her. They ran test on her, a lot of test, until she became deaf. But that didn't stop them; they taught her lip reading as well as sign language. Then something happened. The girl was finally free after 9 years of imprisonment. She walked a long way until she found a city. The very city she was dumped off by her mother. She looked up and there were buildings taller than anything she had ever seen. The 11 year old started to walk around and found a corner. She sat down and rested her head on the wall. She couldn't believe it. She was finally free. Disclaimer: most characters are for marvel studios. Warning: There are a bunch of bad and inappropriate words.
TBOAH react to TCF (SLOW UPDATE)
The Birth of Hero react to Trash of the Count's Family. This story contains an alternative universe that I personally created. The Alternative Universe that I created contains some elements from most fantasy stories in general and some elements from Genshin Impact.THE BIRTH OF HERO X GENSHIN IMPACTADVENTURER!OGCALE AUTHIS STORY WILL SLOW UPDATE DUE TO AUTHOR'S HEALTH
"My cat's hairballs remind me of Satan."
Just some weird stuff I decided to make a book out of.
Being Dead Sucks (OumaSai/SaiOuma) -Being Edited-
this fucking sucks why are y'all reading it I'm-Kokichi never believed in ghosts. He had of course found it impressive how what was most likely a lie was so widely believed with little proof that it wasn't just some made-up concept used for our own entertainment and to explan day-to-day inconveniences. But he had never actually been convinced that something as far-fetched as anguished and disturbed souls wandering the face of the earth looking for vengeance or to finish something they never got to in life.Kokichi never believed in ghosts...That is, until he became one.---------------------------------------------------------Trigger Warnings: swearing, gore, death, mentions of neglect, negative and intrusive self-thoughts but nothing too heavy------------------------------------------------Oh wow saucepan actually decided to write a whole-ass fanfiction rather than rapidly firing off shitty oneshots? woooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwAnyways, this is prolly gonna suck cuz like ya boi can't write but I'm figuring it out ig. I'm probably gonna have way too much fun writing thisEnjoy I supposeThe cover is a temporary placeholder until i get out of artist's block and actually manage to draw something decent. It doesn't belong to me, I just googled "black lillies flower" and it came up lol also, Danganronpa belongs to Spike Chunsoft and the creators and publishers. I take no claim of ownership over the characters from the game and all rights go to the copyright holders.
Fantastic Feats and Who May Hide Them - Fantastic Beasts fanfiction
As a black woman in New York, Celia feels as though she's constantly fighting white men who never see her. But then she comes across one who does. One who not only sees her, but who cares about her opinion--and is a person who doesn't watch her as though she's about to fall apart, which begins to convince her that she might fall together again after all. Besides: who else but the awkward Englishman would make sure the chicken she had in her suitcase was looked after when she accidentally switched them? *In this version, Celia replaces Jacob (Yes, I love him too.) *Also not a romance. At least not intentionally. *Coming sequel kind of is though. Couldn't help myself apparently.
pink sunrise: a sunburn fanfic (OLD VERSION)
2 years after the good ending of omori, sunny is going to college and after all that long time he finds kel, basil and Aubrey going to the same college as him.and soon he will find out that even after 2 years and revealing the truth, he still has feelings for Aubrey and she feels the same...P.S: cover art made by: Garo.P.P.S: sunny, Aubrey and all the other main Characters of this fanfic belong to omocatULTRA IMPORTANT P.S: DO NOT SELL THIS FANFIC, IT'S ILLEGAL!!!!Kingkilobyte's "pink sunrise" is in no way affiliated with delikaiyee's "the pink sunrise"Completely different fics, with different plotlines, only uses the same characters for obvious reasons.Seriously, read this: this fic is going to be rebooted, to a better than ever version.
Mario's insanity
When Peach, Daisy, and Bowser Jr. wake up in some mysterious house and learn that they were kidnapped by two weird lovers (Mario and Bowser), they must plot their escape. But, it won't be easy when you've been kidnapped by someone as violently insane as Mario...CHARACTERS PROPERTY OF NINTENDO
Ae Mere Humsafar✔️
Anas Shah & Dania Fawad"Ae Mere Humsafar" is a captivating novel that takes readers on a journey of love, loss, and self-discovery. The story follows the life of a young woman named Dania, who is struggling to find her place in the world. After a series of heartbreaks and disappointments, Dania destiny decides and she accepts it. There, she meets a young man named Anas, who is also searching for his purpose in life. As Dania and Anas's paths intertwine, they begin to discover the true meaning of love and the importance of following your heart. But as their relationship deepens, they are faced with challenges that threaten to tear them apart. Will Dania and Anas be able to overcome these obstacles and find the happiness they both deserve? Find out in "Ae Mere Humsafar", a story that will leave you breathless until the very last page.📍 STARTED DATE :. 16TH JUNE 2023📍 ENDING DATE 29th November 2023
![The Dark Tides [3]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/145441198.jpg "The Dark Tides [3]")
The Dark Tides [3]
Two years have passed since Frieda had first walked on the ground of the Magic world ever since then she's learned and lost. Last year she met her best friend/brother James yet with James no longer by her side Frieda must come to realize it is once again just her and the girls, the rainbow fairy hopes for a semi normal year yet to no luck as darkness stirs in the ocean below endangering both Lily and Daphne the two cousins Frieda would do anything for. With limited time and friends by her side Frieda and the Winx must embrace for another crazy year as the waves come crashing in. This is the third book in the series if you haven't read the first two go read them or you will most likely be highly confused.
cotton candy skies ┊terukane
𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐮 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐨𝐢 𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐲𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬or i'm pining so teru's pining too || will contain spoilers for toilet bound hanako kun!! ||(unedited for now)
![[Discontinued] The price of a happy ending {Trash of the count's family fanfic}](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/305785629.jpg "[Discontinued] The price of a happy ending {Trash of the count's family fanfic}")
[Discontinued] The price of a happy ending {Trash of the count's family fanfic}
Kim rok soo, previously known as cale henituse, isn't sure how he ended up in this situation. Waking up in what looked like a cinema-ish meeting room instead of his office, along with people who shouldn't exist in his current world at all.orA tboah and tcf reaction fanfiction[This fanfiction is inspired by In an instant by @Messyhairedbum and other TCF reaction fics]
(Old Version) Miraculous Season Two: Redemption and Obsessed
Adrien now knows about Alissa's identity and discovers secrets about the Miraculous. He focuses on trying to confess to Mitsubachi, but she keeps turning him down for a reason he doesn't understand. Meanwhile, Marinette's crush on Adrien is getting more and more out of hand, causing her to push people, including her best friend, away. On the other hand, Chloé seems to be improving and makes it her mission to find out why her father is intimidated by the Cimarosa family, enlisting Isabella's help and becoming an acquaintance to her, much to Adrien's delight. Meanwhile, Alissa decides to dig up some dirt on Lila after she goes on a round-the-world trip. Secrets get revealed, relationships either grow or turn sour, and lies are exposed.
The Dea & Meadow saga : Missing Contexts (DISCONTINUED)
just a silly little folder for our silly little actionsI was kinda being salty in a way making thisswearing is censored lol
A Bizarre Timeline - Glitchtale Fanfic
After all the chaos that occurs in Glitchtale, a mysterious traveler offered Chara a contract, which he reluctantly accepted. Turns out that person is a Creator, and she brought everyone back to life, including the Wizards, Bete Noire, and even Frisk as well. The prices is they will have to live together, without killing each other (she stated that "it's for entertainment"). And yet again, chaos have broken out within this bizarre household. How will they coexist together?--------------------I do not own the characters except for my OC (Rei).Glitchtale belongs to Camila Cuevas.(Also cover not mine, i found it on Pinterest)