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WALL-E's Guide to the Galaxy

After saving the earth from Pollution WALL-E and EVE have been together for several months after they sent the humans back home, but they have met two men, Arthur and Ford who led them to a space adventure!

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42: The ultimate Question.

in this story we awnser the question of the ultimate question of life the universe and everything.

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Tevun-Krus #42 - Oh, and ANOTHER Thing...

It's TK42. What else did you think we'd do with this one?!

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Zlorp: Certified Worst Invader

Zlorp comes from a race of alien called Zleeks, who base their monarcy on how much facial hair they have. Zlorp has no facial hair and is assigned to invade Earth. Hijinks ensue(This story is inspired by "The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy")

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Hitchhiker's Guide to Time Travel

Hitchhiker's Guide to Time Travel: A Doctor Who and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Crossover A short story about Arthur Dent's childhood and a look at where a certain Impossible Girl went after her travels with the Doctor. I hope you enjoy. - w i n t e r 💙

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Zaphod Beeblebrox X Reader

It is a truth universally aknowledged that one such individual, in possession of the name Zaphod Beeblebrox, must be attractive.If you don't believe me, you can go and have a look on the other side of God's Final Message. He wrote; "Zaphod Beeblebrox The First is a total hunk". Yeah, God wrote that.This is a Zaphod X Reader book because... There are literally none and he is the best character. The book is Xreader and uses she/her pronouns for the reader so if you use other pronouns I apologise, I might change it in the future for you guys. That aside, enjoy!

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Hotblack Desiato

Hotblack Desiato is Disaster Area's photon-ajuitarist.Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all.This is his story.

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The Toilet Affair

After a long long long rainy day a misfit cat and her tail that sometimes get along, go out to do their business and accidentally poop on a crab's home, trying to do the right thing they have a mind daring adventure to try to clean up the crab. "The Toilet Affair" is part of the "Stories Interrupted" Series of short stories for families that want fun storytime.What is Stories Interrupted? When The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets 1001 Nights and has a kid with Seinfeld these stories were born, where an artist mom and her son go on fantastical adventures from their backyard with 3 misfits cats and a dog.

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When Worlds Collide

We know, original title. We'll come up with something new later.Be warned: there may be some scenes that are a bit disturbing to some readers, meaning it can get bloody. Sorry...What happens when the Vikings of Berk meet the soldiers from District 12? When the Greek demigods meet the old dragon rider from Alagaësia? When the four groups find the runner from the Glade? And when two of their enemies combine into one formidable force?Chaos happens, that's what.

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The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

Seconds before Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect, a researcher for the revised edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy who, for the last fifteen years, has been posing as an out-of-work actor.Together, this dynamic pair begin a journey through space aided by a galaxyful of fellow travelers: Zaphod Beeblebrox--the two-headed, three-armed ex-hippie and totally out-to-lunch president of the galaxy; Trillian (formerly Tricia McMillan), Zaphod's girlfriend, whom Arthur tried to pick up at a cocktail party once upon a time zone; Marvin, a paranoid, brilliant, and chronically depressed robot; and Veet Voojagig, a former graduate student obsessed with the disappearance of all the ballpoint pens he's bought over the years.Where are these pens? Why are we born? Why do we die? For all the answers, stick your thumb to the stars!

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Why Were You Late?

An homage to Fortunately The Milk.Scott is late to school one day. When confronted by his teacher's question: 'Why were you late?', he takes a long breath, preparing to tell his story.And boy does he have a story to tell.

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Time, the Universe and everything (except perhaps tea)

It is largely believed that the Universe was created by a God who can't even prove His own existence. But what if the Universe had been created by a depressive robot ?Ultimate Questions are answered, others are asked, tea may be found. Don't Panic ! h2g2 fanfiction

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An excerpt from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Travel to outer space with The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams! Read an exclusive excerpt from this childhood favourite and pop-culture classic on Reading Space.

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A match made at the end of the universe Paul & Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy

Paul & Hitch hikers guide to the galaxyFan-Fic

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The Experience of Being Alive

What happens to characters in books when the book isn't being read? Where do they go? What do they do? Find out through the eyes of Binny Jordan, a character in a relatively new book, The Madrona Heroes Register, as she and her friends, Hermione Granger, Katniss Everdeen, and Arya Stark, explore this universe and find out what it means to not just play a role in someone else's story, but create your own. The girls will meet characters and visit settings from dozens of other books including everything from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams to Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy and The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, by Michael Chabon.

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Basicly: Homework

This is a story I did for homework. There are fandom references in it of course. It is set in the Great Depression (1930's). It also has vocab words. It is really bad tho... Enjoy please :)Only 2 changes (that I remember), one less cool word and one cooler word.

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Just two guys beings bros who also do other stuff.

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From the Doctor: Ten and Rose, Highschool AU

John Smith was brilliant, one of the brightest in his year. But that didn’t make everything okay, because he was alone. Rose Tyler was regular, no one who stood out all that much. She lived a normal life at home with her mother, Jackie and little brother Tony, but her father had died as a child and left them with next to nothing.When one day John decides to leave an anonymous note to the person who uses his desk after him, explaining his life, both their lives change. For the better, because little does he know, Rose gets the notes.(The first book in the series, the second, is to come out in Late August/Early September!)

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OC Reviews

In this book I will comment on your OCs and stories, try to give tips and will give them (the OCs, not the tips) a cryptic rating based on nothing but madness and coincidence. And another rating that you might actually understand. I do this as a hobby, because I can't find an open OC review book and now have decided that I will be the one who guides others to a treasure I cannot possess. Or something. ;PYou can send me everything: from OCs from your original work, over Joke MarySues and OCs from various fandoms as listed below to other things you send me regardless.I know a lot about these fandoms:- Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien; books, movies)- Harry Potter (J.K. Rowling; books, a little bit movies)- Jurassic Park/Jurassic World (Michael Crichton; books, movies)I know a little/less about these fandoms:- Sherlock (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle; books) - A Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams; books)- Inkheart/-blood/-death (Cornelia Funke; books)- Percy Jackson (Rick Riordan; books)And some others I forgot. Yes I live behind the moon and know basically nothing about modern pop-/geek-culture, but you can send me everything, I will try to understand it.What exactly I need, you will see in the first chapter, and after that it's up to you what happens in this book.Also, if I've got time I will draw your characters based on what you tell me about them. :D[I'm sorry if I make slight grammar/wording mistakes, English isn't my native language, but I try my best. If you find mistakes, please point them out in the comments and I will look how I can make it better. Thank you (: ]This book cover is brought to you by me, because I made this. :]

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The Yam Bible

For all those Yam seekers out there.

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A Fishie on Land.

One of my first on request short stories. Written within 10 minutes. Comments appreciated. I assimilated the style of the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy writer Douglas Adams. So it seemed fitting to use a Babel Fish as front page ^^ © Intweener

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Why are you my Clarity?

(rewrite) (Naruto fanfiction) (Kakashi love story) (Formerly Namida no Aya) (other stories in this one, from other fandoms too)"Walk on through a red parade, and refuse to make amends."That's all Namida ever seems to do, but yet another odd turn of events shoves her back into her hometown for the first time in 12 years. Maybe its high time that she forgave and forgot. But then again, Namida is only human, and painfully so.I'm throwing in fandoms, heres a list of the stories:Stories from other fandoms:Chapter 6-Hitchhiker's Guide to Surviving Sherlock Holmes 1

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Lady Hyacinth Grimm vs the Nautilus

Lady Hyacinth Grimm is the worst Mad Scientist to graduate from the Royal University, but she is determined to achieve success, find true love like in her romance novels, and most importantly prove her mother wrong. With her trusted Frankenstein monster companion, four fellow mad scientists and a submarine crew, she will set off alone on an undersea adventure. Along the way she will piss off a giant octopus, get recruited by Her Royal Majesty's Secret Service, and get captured by the dread Indian Pirate Captain Nemo (who is handsome and brooding, but too short to be the romantic lead). Follow Hyacinth's madcap adventures through the tropes of steampunk in a novel that is the horrifying lovechild of 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' and 'Girl Genius'.

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Want To Hear Something Scary?

Hey, you want to hear something scary?Do you like short stories?Do you like scary stories?This is where you can have both together.Have fun reading...-❝In this world, there is real evil in the darkest shadows and in the most ordinary places. These are the stories of the innocent and the unimaginable. Between the world we see and the things we fear, there are doors. When they are opened, nightmares become reality.❞-『Completed On: December 10, 2018』『Edited On: February 25, 2019』-『On Quotev: ᴇᴍø ᴄᴜᴘᴄᴀᴋᴇ ʙᴜɴɴʏ | @EmoGalaxyBunny』『Moved From My @Katsumi_Uchiha Account』-〖Rankings〗『#243 IN SCARYSTORIES』|『May 20, 2018』

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Time And Again: An Adams and Pratchett Crossover FanFic (#SciFriday)

Prompt: Put Marvin the Paranoid Android (From "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") in the plot of "Thief of Time" by Terry Pratchett, in which the one and truly accurate clock is constructed and stolen. 4,000 words.Disclaimer: I'm ashamed to say I've never read "Thief of Time," so this story is probably way off.

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Hololive - Bay of symphony

The (Hololive idol girls) are on journey that predate the creation of the company. The stops on the way, had an unexpected impact not juts on them. But they are determined to reach the final destination.

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