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My life full of randomness
Hi I'm Cole and welcome to jackass... Wait that's not right start over hi I'm Cole and welcome to my life full of randomness. That's better
y'all read dis shit
~oh god im writing dis shit agin cause i lost my draft cuz Im dumb ass bitch.. sooo... yep.~ hey y'all I'm Sarah and I'mma write sumn very soon, ofc if u give me some inspiration. if u dont, I'mma die. if u want me dead, u can do it only over my dead body! (okay tf was that¿ just;... okay..) umm, so i already forgot wat the actual fuck i just wrote like 2 mins ago in my draft (and accidentally deleted it, cuz yea y not¡¿) but I'mma improvise now lel. so as i was talkin.... y'all dumb asses need to give me sum inspiration cuz in dead bored. leave a comment in comment section. here are sum tips bout me and ma shiteu:• honey, I'mma absolute fuckin ass bitch (it actually means I'm a hard stan of everything)•but i can also be soft from time to time (but that is just rare)• bitchez call me a sarcastic diva (at times)• i stan legends• I'm a hard stan of BTS, MONSTA X, ATEEZ, SEVENTEEN, EXO, YG (treasure box) trainees and sum else shit• i stan everyone who has muscles like Wonho• i stan actors like Dwayne Johnson, Mark Wahlberg, Charlie Hunnam, Kris Wu, and other motherfuckers like those•i stan Jason Derulo and ppl like him• I'm a rapper so its pretty obvious I stan Cardi B, Lil Pump, Post Malone, Lil Yachty, Whiz Khalifa, XXX Tentacion, EMINEM (LOVE OF MY POOR LIFEU) Jay Park, and other pieces of shit like them.• Sunggyu, GD and Junhyuk are my husbands so y'all my dudes can freely fuck off from them.•Thank U, Next.• Sarah ๐๐
your daily serotonin/daily somewhat funny story
Til the day i (idk die ig) i will keep this going maybe exsept weekends HOW TF HAS 34 PPL SEEN THIS BUT MY OTHER STORY HAS LIKE IDK 10?!?!?
The Secret Life Of Bangtan
[10:34 p.m, 10โช08โช18]Angel: im gonna take it, im the small one?Your Hoe: pretty accurateDaddy: since when did you change your name?Your Hoe: SINCE WHEN DID YOU?Daddy: what? Somebody gotta be the dominant one hereThot Jin: Ahem*Daddy: g o t t a b l a s tYour Hoe: Yoongi subs?Thot Jin: ofc he does, that man cant top me, otherwise his ass is grass and it will be mowed on the dailyAngel: :^OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYour Hoe: Jin hyung i didnt know you had it inya lmaoThot Jin: theres a lot of things you dont know about meDaddy: he can give a banana one good SUCC, Namjoon luckyThot Jin: excuse meJune: real funny with the name, Yoongi hyung wtfDaddy: win kThot Jin: sigh, guess we gonna start back at square 1, huh Yoongi?Daddy: nu plzYour Hoe: lmao[4:25 p.m, 03โช08โช19]Thot Jin: yo where tf is the AuthorDaddy: up your ass and to the leftYour Hoe: isnt school starting for them?Thot Jin: they had an entire summer no fuckin wayJune: we dont have summer like that ya knowAngel: its like a week for us isnt it? Then examsThot Jin: she had 2 WHOLE FUCKING MONTHSDaddy: clowneryJune: at the finestYour Hoe: *hands you clown card* you dropped thisDaddy: ๐คก๐คก๐คก
text herใpjmใ-sarah
"hi daddy"".."Jimin gets confused as gets a text from a random person. He slowly replys back."tf are you?"
![Textingโ Jungkook [Bts]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/76642630.jpg "Textingโ Jungkook [Bts]")
Textingโ Jungkook [Bts]
โDaddy~~ wink wonk ;))โโTf r u bijโโur mama :---)โCopyright ©-taeboo | 2016
A Taekook Story:Softie Jeon
Jeon Jungkook is your typical softie college student,In love with painting,drawing,teddy bears,cuddles,and soft blankets,he meets Kim Taehyung,a tattooed,dick looking boy who actually loves music,cuddles,dancing,piercings,and making videos,over an incident at a caffe,they instantly become close after five months,Jungkook catches feelings after a small bonfire incident,but it all takes a turn once he gets a message from a random number,blackmailing him,will this ruin him forever?or will he stay the joyful boy he always was?(I decided to change the concept a bit,sorry if u liked the original ๐ญ don't stop reading it please,this is my second time writing and my writing skills are slowly improving so please enjoy!๐ค)
Instagram Crush
mimiii__:DADDY SUGA UR SOOO CUTE SEXYEAT ME BITE ME DADDYY agustd.myg: Wtf who tf are you and im not gonna bite people and im not your daddy -_- mimiii__: YES UR MY DADDY...SUGA DADDY๐ When a girl have a crush on a famous YouTuber, Min Yoongi aka Suga slide to Yoongi's DM.What would happen?The gif or the picture that I will use in book later is not mine except my cover book. The story is mine. The person in this story is not mine except Kim Mi-yeon is my OC and my other characters that will appear in this book. Please read the disclaimer before you start! And don't be a silent reader! Your vote and comments really help me a lot(โฟ^โฟ^)The story is not mature content so you can read it in peace :D Happy reading!!©precious_yoongii
Baby Or Daddy? (JJK) โ
"Drop that pacifier this instant young man!""But it's mine!""What in the diaper shit is going on?!"__In which a jobless girl finds a baby in a dumpster.__START : 22/12/21END : 1/7/22#227 in btsboys (tf?)Under editing currently so expect a little difference in writing style of the first few and the later chapters *grins*
banana milk ๐ฅ ๐
Jungoo: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FAGTaes left toe: MAKE ME YOU BI-Jin:SHUT UP YOU PEICE OF FOOT GREASE, AND LET ME GET MY BEAUTY SLEEPmrthiccthighs: what-Swaggy grandpa: OK who tf poured jungoo's banana milk on the floor? Namtiddies:am I the only normal person here orrwhen crackhead unite... All hell breaks loose why tf r u even reading this-
Baby Steps| Vmin
After a traumatizing breakup with his ex, Jimin immediately finds a new lover, Taehyung, but is reluctant to confess his hidden secret that he's a little. When he finally does, it doesn't go as planned at first but soon enough Taehyung becomes his caregiver and genuinely enjoys looking after Jimin. It takes small, baby steps for Taehyung to finally realize how much he loves Jimin despite things that have happened in the past and numerous issues the couple face in their time together. ***Edited but there's probably still typos somewhere lol*little space*mpreg*slight self-harmStart: 8/24/18End: 2/12/20#1 in Cutnessoverload 1/24/19#4 in Vmin 2/19/20#1 in cuteness 6/6/19#1 in fluffiness 4/19/20
Ours.
"Will You Be Mine. No. Ours?""..."Namjoon is your normal nerd but he has a secret...Once the populars "Bangtan" finds out... They confront him. Well, Tried to at least instead they fell in love with him.. But why?๐Created: 08~05~19๐๐Ended: 00~00~00๐