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The itsya Challenge

Tagging every single itsya account on Wattpad. Let's do this shit.

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Afraid•Niccolo Genoveder Rossi •

you're too mean, i don't like youfuck you anywaySerena Leontia Aiello wasn't one to have enemies. well, there was one exception. him. Niccolo Genoveder fucking Rossi. he's stupid. super stupid. stupidly hot. stupidly in a relationship. and he's an asshole you want to avoid in your life.when i wake up, im afraidsomebody else might take my place

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The Asshole with a Motorcycle

He has a big mouth, is a pain in the ass and owns a motorcycle which just makes things worst. But I can't help falling for him and that was the stupidest decision I had ever made.

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drarry one-shots

drarry-one shots

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𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 • chris sturniolo

chris sturniolo, was the school player. he couldn't date a girl anything longer than a week. he was considered the biggest asshole at oak high. putting his reputation and flirty demeanor aside, he's terrified of commitment. he's still unsure about having a girlfriend. he begins to fail his math class so astrid beckett was asked to tutor chris. she was smart, uptight and funny. she never failed her classes, total neat freak and hated confident guys like chris. she thought chris was annoying. what happens when astrid starts to fall for his flirty behavior? keep reading!

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HOES BE BROS || R.Suna x Reader

"what if I liked you?""You don't? I thought we were friends."|| Ok, y/n's stupid as hell and texts the wrong number bc, well this is a chat ff, what did you expect? Warning: THA FUCK NONE HEHEAlso yes I believe i'm hilarious and definitely know where this is going.

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the groupchat x tiktok boys

Just read it This is like my first book so I'm sorry 🥳Hi I just completed this book and am crying so yw

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stupid ass omori crackfic at 2 in the afternoon (suntan)

what the fuck is thisdespacitoedit: WHY ARE PEOPLE READING THIS

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Crush | Kim Taehyung

He is just a nuisance who makes my life more miserable but managed to made my day everyday, perfectly. God, why it has to be him? I'm not the right one.

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No Cherry no deal~ (Tendou Satori x Reader)

Reader (you) was the younger sister of Sugawara Koushi so you were a second year at Karasuno and obsessed with the color red and absolutely loved cherry's and cherry flavored anything. You could even be bribed with them.You meet Tendou at a practice match against Shiratorizawa.

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The Alpha's Omega [Boy x Boy]

His mate's an alpha. He's an omega. Most think he is weak. But he couldn't be far from that. He strengthens the pack, defying the logic of status, and the fearful alpha couldn't cherish him more.

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻 🌧 <𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗶> ✅

having terminal cancer as a teenager is hard, but that does not stop mattia from loving kairi.kairi is sick-yet all he wants wants to do, is dance in the rain.mattia is an asshole. kairi made him soft.

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BLUE // GAWSTEN

just squeeze me until my skin turns to dark blue.《lowercase intended》

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The worst way (gaster Sans X reader)

Normal days in your huge...lonely....stupid house that was given to you by your mother and father. They gave you everything, but not out of love, just to get you out of the house. You were only 16, you could barely even drive. They bought you this house, bought you a car, a nice one, and gave you your uncles motor cycle. It was nice. Then they left this world. A ring, all you had left to remember your mother, and a necklace, all you had left of your father, and this stupid, stupid house. It was lonely. Now you were 18 and looking for a job. You had good grades, and everything you could ask for. Now all you needed was a special...someone.

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Flyleaf

I feel his eyes on the back of my head just looking at me, but when I turn to look he's gone. I turn around and he is standing infront of me. "Mine" he growls. Shit he's a wolf. Stupid vampire and wolf war.Warning: HomophobiaAssholesSex

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Lie To Me (Frerard)

Gerard was late, and it was fucking raining. He'd missed the bus and it was fucking raining, and he was totally going to get dropped from the play if he was late again and he was so fucking screwed, but honestly Gerard wasn't all that keen on it when he'd heard the only main part he'd managed to get in this damn theatre group was of a fucking crossdresser. For someone who was supposed to be in the closet, he was doing an awfully bad job of it.Frank Iero was Gerard's favourite punk ass skater dickhead, that he was currently working on eternally denying to himself the crush he had on Frank, which totally didn't exist of course, but Frank was really cute, and Gerard was really stupid; stupid enough to think that he could totally pull off pretending to be a girl in order for heterosexual Frank Iero to fall for him.Surely, this was truly the worst idea Gerard Way has ever had.

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gay ass total drama 2023 group chat

tw: gae, swearing,um lots of shipsRECONTINUED NOW &gt;:))

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The Hockey Player (Matt Sturniolo)

Hockey Players Are Idiots. I know, my brother is one. My older, annoying brother, Dan is the captain of our High School Hockey Team. I loved him, but I hate living under his shadow. My plans for a quiet senior year were ruined when a cocky rival of Dan's keeps butting into my life. Matt Sturniolo is a player who expects me to drool at his feet. If he thinks I'll fall for his gorgeous looks and charm, he's mistaken. Note: some chapters have mature content, but no explicit sexual content. Swearing is common, and sensitive chapters are marked with trigger warnings

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Hypotheticals

Steve thinks Eddie Munson is just a druggie and a freak. Eddie thinks Steve is an unbearable asshole. He also thinks he's a decent influence on Henderson. He also might be a bit jealous of him. He also might be in love with him.NOT INCLUDING THE UPSIDEDOWN AND OTHER SIMILAR ELEMENTS.

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reaction memes

why am I doing this 🏃‍♂️just memes that you can reply to texts to and shitI'm not gonna put all of them on here thonobody is going to read this but oh well if you do hi and pls use these //hey everyone I haven't checked wattpad in a while to tysm to the 4k people that actually read this wtf but I'm writing this about a whole 2 year after creating this damn story and I was in a very cringey era so if anything looks very 2020 then it's cuz it was - me, nick Wilde x

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War Games ➳ Stiles Stilinski

Skyler Jenson. She understood Sophmore was going to be rough. No popularity. No cool friends. But she had Scott McCall. Best Friends since Birth. And they always stuck by one another's side. But that didn't stop Scott from being friends with Stiles Stilinski.The guy next door. The infuriating boy. Avoiding each other was hard but it only became harder for the two when their fathers worked together and their mothers were inseparable. That meant every date night they only had each other. Which meant fights, pranks and so much more growing up. Despising someone couldn't have come more easier for the two. But when Sophmore year took a bigger turn then they had expected. Scott has to deal with his whole werewolf situation. Which meant he needed a friend to help. That meant Stiles and Skyler's constant competing for the who's the better friend. But who had any clue it would turn loathe to a lot more than love.

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random crackbook

yes

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Heir of the Dragon

Jesscareya "Jessica" Targaryen first of her name is the younger sister of Rhaenyra Targaryen. Contented to be in the shadow of her sister, she never aspired to sit the Iron Throne. With the birth of Aemond Targaryen, Jessica felt herself being pulled to spend time with her younger step siblings. That is until Daemon and Rhaenyra decided to ward her to Dragonstone with them. What will the family ties hold when she returns to King's Landing as a woman grown. And when she reunites with her closest brother, Aemond.

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Cry Baby - BEN Drowned x Reader

It started with tears, but will it end in tears?-BEN Drowned x Reader-Profanity-Mature themes-LGBTQ+ representation (cause fuck homophobes)-Don't be an asshole if you comment-If you don't like it, don't read it. Move along.STARTED: 09/22/19ENDED: 11/05/19

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His Under Age Nerd

When the biggest alpha in the world finds his mate and she's under age like 15 years old under age what happens oh not to mention he's bipolar and abusive. *Certain Chapters Are Marked Private So Please Follow*

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