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Snidely Porpington and the Fifth House of Hogwarts
We've all heard of Gryffinndor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin. But did you know a fifth house, little known and obscure, also exists at Hogwarts? Its origins shrouded in myth and general ignorance, this house is known as Borke. To this day some wizards dispute that it's even real. It seems to only attract the odd straggler students that the Sorting Hat rejects.In this outrageous Harry Potter parody, we follow the exploits of Snidely Porpington, Theresa Wastrel, and Hugo Nunsuch, a trio of fourth year students who are a part of this oft-overlooked house: the least prestigious at Hogwarts, reserved for the most untalented and unmotivated magical students.
Chubby ✔️
A girl who has been called chubby her whole life. By everyone. She wants to be a model; thinking it might make her pretty and people would stop calling her names and laughing at her for thinking she had a career in modeling. So she applies to a modeling school. The best in town. Her dream is to be a model. Yet, she is brutally rejected when she applies which completely shatters her heart. Her parents never supported her. So after she's rejected, instead of consoling her; they criticize her even more. She never really had friends to begin with; and now that the news of being rejected from the modeling school spread, no one would even look at her in a friendly way. She was mocked. She was bullied. The words kept changing. From chubby to fat. From stupid to worthlessWith the excessive amount of bullying, she fell into depression. Hard.She stopped eating. Maybe it'll make the horrible words go away?
Marcus' Second Chance at Love
Evelyn Swan, younger sister of Charlie Swan and Aunt of Bella Swan. She's a scientist who specializes in the weather and trying to find a way to stop or reverse global warming. She wasn't around a lot since she graduated school. But Bella loves her still. So invites her to her wedding to Edward Cullen. Not knowing she was a Pen-pal with Esme Cullen. Or what will happen to her when Bella has Renesmee. What will Marcus Volturi think about his second mate? How will Evelyn feel about an entire supernatural world existing? Will they find love? Will Evelyn be turned into a vampire?
One Less Lonely Girl
Samara was only 17 when her parents forced her to move to Ontario because they found better jobs. she's always been the antisocial/depressed type of girl. but what happens when Justin appears in her life? will she continue to have a wall built up, or will she open up for him?Oh, by the way, I'm Kenna's sister, Chelsey. I'm writing this story.
memento mori ◈| k.baudelaire (COMPLETED)
Anastasia O'Malley and the Baudelaire orphans have been through thick and thin as they go from guardian to guardian fleeing from Count Olaf, and trying to figure out the truth of their parent's untimely death. However, they don't find the answer as easily as they hoped. "You're a big idiot for someone who reads a lot.""Yea well, I'm your idiot"(Klaus Baudelaire x fem!OC)Started: 11 December 2022Ended: 04 January 2023!Highest Ranks!aseriesofunfortunateevents:6thduncanquagmaire:8thlemonysnicket:8thisadoraquagmire:8thbaudelaire:9thquigleyquagmire:12th◈⋆All rights go to A Series of Unfortunate Events (Netflix) as I don't own any of the characters except Anastasia⋆◈
LOVE ZONE
Tae: what happened baby ?Kookie: Hyungie I missed you both very much in these days you know (While sniffing cutely)Awwww We missed you too baby very much (Jimin and tae said together)
New Angles
A collection of snippets from the Lion Guard's third and supposed "final" season. These snippets are essentially "add-ons" to an already great season. Keep in mind that even though some of these may be taking place BETWEEN episodes they are just ideas and guesses that I have on them. Feel free to comment any of your own! Thx!!!
A Series of Unfortunate Events (A FANFIC based off the Netflix series)
We all know the story of the Baudalaire orphans, but what if there was someone else also intertwined into their story without realizing it? This is the story of Fia Olaf, she was "raised" under the "care" of the infamous Count Olaf. But when the Baudelaire orphans enter her life she finds herself along for the same rollercoaster ride that is their life, but she has a different mystery to solve.July 23, 2020 - September 28, 2021July Rankings:#1 - Snicket#21 - A Series of Unfortunate Events#24 - Olaf#64 - Violet#87 - Sunny*I do not own any of the ASOUE plot/characters, I own Fia and any changes made to the storyline. So seriously, if this gets reported, talk to me first. I'm a reasonable person, but I will fight someone when it comes to something I've put my heart and soul into**Also this follows the Netflix series not the book series**Thank you for coming to my TED talk and enjoy the book**Let's try this again, because I never got an email back about the claim when I emailed support about the supposed 'copyright' claim. So if whoever did actually make a claim, talk to me, I've got OneNote documentation to show when I started planning this out.Rant over, back to the story.*
𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗬 ━ 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗅𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌
*ੈ✩‧₊˚ ━━ ❝ 𝓟ʀᴇʏ. ❞ ‧₊˚ ▃▃▃▃ 🎀 ( ʜᴀʀʀʏ ʟᴇᴡɪs ) *･῾ ᵎ⌇ █ ❝ the prey of the 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 , will find you in the night 𝘴𝘬𝘺 ❞ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃━━ ( ʜᴀʀʀʏ ʟᴇᴡɪs ) *･῾ ᵎ⌇ 𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 𝖺 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗎𝖻𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗌 𝖺 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝗎𝗉 𝗅𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗀𝗋𝖺𝖻𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝖺𝗇 ━━ 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗈𝗈𝗇 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗆.━━ MADGLOREZ( 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗅𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆 𝗈𝖼 ) ‧₊˚ ━━ 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟲-𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟮 . ❞
Chapter 15: After The End
Dunclet, Kladora, Figley, and small mentions of other ships.A completely new story that takes place after The End! The Baudelaires and the Quagmires have reunited at last, and are starting a new life at the vastly improved Prufrock. But maybe it's not the paradise that it seems when strange events start happening and a figure from their past steps back into their lives... but for what purpose?Rated T for swearing.*Disclaimer: I do not own A Series of Unfortunate Events. This is merely a fanfic.*
Lawlight Oneshots
Fuckery, and more to come. Just look at my entire damn account, it's a joke.
Song of Treasure Sniper (Kamen Rider Diend X Senki Zesshou Symphogear )
Y/n is a Kamen Rider fans,but some day he was transfered in a another world and fight a aliens called Noise,he will be a cyan Rider with a gun.or maybe should we call.Kamen Rider Diend the Treasure SniperNote :- sorry about bad grammar- All of picture,art and frenshice in this story not mine.
Cake Sniffer
A CEO is forced to get married to an irresistible rascal who calls him, "Cake Sniffer".🐰⬆️🐯⬇️Started: July 22,2019Ended: November 27, 2019~54 chapters~A/N: the term "cafe sniffer" actually makes me sad...
What You Call Love (An Eminem Fan-fiction)
Katelyn isn't your typical girl. She's something different. And Marshal sees that with just one look. Katelyn and her friends are in Detroit. Her friends convinced her to go to what they call rap battles. Katelyn hates rap, so much. But she decided to go for her friends. As she's there, she listens to one particular person. Marshal Bruce Mathers III. No matter how much she hates rap, she loved the raps that Marshal would sing. Why? Why is it him that she loves rap so suddenly? Find out by reading.
𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲: 𝗪.𝗔. ✔️
❝𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦.❞𝐖𝐞𝐝𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲'𝐬 𝐬𝐧𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐲𝐨𝐮.
➰ICY➰ Alec Lightwood♣️
The clash of two worlds made of ice. Ivy is thrust into the world of Shadowhunters alongside wit her friend, Clary. In one night her world turns upside down and when it seems that everything is falling apart, there is only one person keeping her strangely sane. Alec Lightwood. "I hate your guts, but strangely, you are the only person here that keeps me going on. How is that even possible?" "Believe me, I have been asking the same question myself since the day you were thrown into my world. Literally."Cover by @lorrrina ©
I Think We Accidentally Got Married (EDITING)
My name is Macy Izobel Sans Snider, a skilled neurosurgeon known for my dedication to my profession. Despite being the only daughter of Reagan and Dawn Snider, renowned owners of a successful international shipping company, I prefer to be recognized simply as Dr. Macy Sans. At 28 years old, I embrace my independence and have always lived a life away from the public eye.Recently, I found myself attending a lively birthday celebration in the vibrant city of Las Vegas. Little did I know that this seemingly ordinary night would drastically alter the course of my life. When I awoke the next morning, I discovered that I had inexplicably married a mysterious man.He was the catalyst for an unexpected whirlwind that would upend my existence, introducing me to a world brimming with enigmatic secrets. As I unravel the layers surrounding him, I find myself standing at a crossroads, unsure of the path ahead. Will I succumb to the allure of love, despite the potential heartache that lies in his concealed truths and hidden agenda? Only time will reveal the answers to the questions that now consume my every thought.Ps: this is the very first story I have ever written and english is not my first language so please be kind. 🤍🦄
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Reincarnation || Sniddle
Somehow Severus finds himself back in to his younger years in his younger self. Perhaps this is an opportunity to redo everything he did wrong?ART ON COVER NOT MINE-CREDITS TO THE OWNER OF IT
Morning Coffee (Team Fortress 2)
A morning coffee always wakes Sniper up, but maybe Scout could more.
![I Feel [COMPLETE]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/350062722.jpg "I Feel [COMPLETE]")
I Feel [COMPLETE]
((It's SY,)) I sniff, holding Shuhua tightly, ((I think I like her...))- - - - - -Yuqi x Soyeon ff inspired entirely by (G)I-DLE's "I FEEL" teaser videos.
Monster and Dragons(HTTYD X MH Franchise)
Takes place after HTTYD 2,Hiccup and his fellow dragon riders saw many dragons migrating from the Barbaric Archipelago to an unknown world full of bizzarre creatures known as monsters.Note:In this setting,I will put the Barbaric Archipelago into the monster hunter world,add monsters that aren't from the game and this story takes place post MHWI story.I do not own these 2 franchise.
Sunshine | ✓
It was a prank gone wrong......But it brought them closer."No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." *sniffle*"...""J-James?""...""You l-love me too, right?""...""James?" *sniffle*"I do?""Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you."*beep*"Fuck"*It does contains some swearing*