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Jokes and memes

Basically Joke Book Part 2 HOPE YOU ENJOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ยทหš เผ˜ ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘›Morning / night routine ideas๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŽ€ ื‚ื‚เซข

Wonyoungism morning routine ideas ๐Ÿ˜˜~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#selfhelp #selflove #selflove #selfcare #love #loveyourself #motivation #positivevibes #happiness #inspiration #life #quotes #instagood #believe #lifestyle #mindset #instagram #happy #positivity #success #motivationalquotes #goals #bhfyp #yourself #mentalhealth #loveyourselffirst #embraceyourflaws #celebrateself #beyourownhero #innerbeautyshines #selfworthjourney #empowerwithin #honoryourtruth #iamenough #glowfrominsideout #kindnesstoself #cherisheverymoment #nourishtoflourish #innerstrengthmatters #evolvingwithlove #myjourneymypace #selfcompassioncounts #trustyourjourney #ownyourstory #selfgrowthgoals #loveineverylayer #shineyourownlight #respectyourrhythms #fromwithinibloom #selfkindnessmatters #worthyofallgood #nurturingmysoul #valuableandvalid #empoweredbyselflove #reflectandrecharge #lovingmedaily #affirmyourworth #gentlewithmyself #rediscoveryourself #unapologeticallyme #heartfelthappiness #mebeforetheworld #pamperyourpassions #rootedinselflove #boldlybeyou #embraceeveryemotion #iammyownanchor #radiateselflove #uncoverinnerpe

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kinky bitch~

slutty deku for yall๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ(I'm gonna drown myself in bleach then kms again๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘Ž)INSPIRED BTW

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OCD,Anxiety & Depression

โŒYou don't need fixing because you're broken.โŒโœ…You need healing because you've been hurt. โœ…

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I Eat Pasta For Break Fast

The Story was go to Chibi_Works

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A Promise Never Kept

When they were twelve her best friend Percy Jackson promised that he'd always be there for her. The next day he disappeared and was never seen again. What happens when four years later, she moves to New York and meets Percy Jackson once again. But something is different, HE is different. What happened that day when Percy disappeared? Read to find out. AU/No Gods.*TRIGGER WARNINGS* Minor abuse, depression, suicidal tendencies, character death, blood, minor violence.

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๏ฟผTHE DARK SWAN | stiles Stilinski |

Moon Rhodes is your typical high-school student at Beacon hills high. She had everything. One of the tops in her class,most popular girl in school, and had her life already planned out.But one night everything changes for Moon. What will she do next, while she helps her Friend Scott Mcall also discover himself in the supernatural world.And still managing love on the way.~The Dark Swan~June 28th,2024.July 11th,2024

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๐‘ฐ๐‘บ๐‘ฏ๐‘ฒ ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ฒ๐‘จ๐‘จ๐‘ด๐‘ฐ๐‘ณ [ONGOING ]

Four complete strangers come into each other's life unexpectedly, what if it's all planned by the Almighty Allah? "๐ฟ๐‘–๐‘˜๐‘’ ๐‘Ž ๐‘“๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘š๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘™๐‘–๐‘š ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘š๐‘Ž๐‘”๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘‘โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘› ,๐ผ ๐‘Ž๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘˜๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘›๐‘” ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘–๐‘“ ๐ด๐‘™๐‘™๐‘Žโ„Ž โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘ก๐‘ก๐‘’๐‘› ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘“๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘š๐‘’ , ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘™๐‘™ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘’"

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College Partner (Gay Furry Fanfiction)

This is my very first story on this account! Find out what happens during the adventures of love with Dusk and Midnight! This story is a gay furry fanfiction, and it will get very sexual and kinky, so be warned! I hope you all enjoy this book, and I look forward to making more of it!

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Never been happier: a Josh Dun xreader

You and your best friend are college students that share an apartment. You have finally found a job so you will be able to pay of rent and all of the debt you owe. You're stressed and depressed.While working a shift at the bar during your first day of summer vacation you meet the famous Josh dun and go on an adventure of a life time.THIS IS AN ALL GENDERS OPTIONAL STORY!!OPEN TO EVERYONE!May contain Small triggers Short enough to finish in a single late...if you're into that sort of thing.[revision in progress]

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NSB imagines <3 .

just cute lil imagines on the nsb boys, maybe some angst but no smutt bc i dont actually wanna go through the cringe of writing that ๐Ÿ’€

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Bucket List /TK/

// "It's childish!""It's easy for you to say that because you get to live longer!" \\Cover by: Nhicodelle | Under editing |

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Sweet Bliss of Childhood

A sort of prequel thingy to A Promise Never Kept.

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what's behind my skull โ†’ rants and shit

this book is gay

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request

Stiolm

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ICE: High School

Ice is just a normal boy living a normal life. Or so he wished. He was been teased since he was born due to his condition. He later finds out the truth about him. and it is not pretty. Now in high school, he will face hatred, sadness, hope, friends and even love. But during his high school life, he will be bombarded with numerous choices that will affect his future. Will he be able to make the right decisions?SEQUEL IS NOW AVAILABLE! ICE: UNIVERSITY Book #2

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Little Miss Honey Pie

The story of naive girl looking for love. This will definitely make you laugh!

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:ECLIPSE:  book one 'THE JOURNEY BEGINS'

this is something I want to dedicate myself to so I'll try not to discontinue it :)PROLUGE it was a sunny day in moon clan camp the dew on the leaves were shining like crystals in the sunlight"here is your kit" oaktail mewed and she pushed her way into the nursery with one kit "the other one was too sick" she sighed the look on speckledawns face was filled with pain "I think one of your kits has come late so we just need to wait until it's ready to come out" she meowed with hope wolffur walked into the nursery and nuzzled speckledawn "It's going to be okay" he mewed she nodded and dragged her kit over to he belly, oaktail smiled and walked out of the den with wolffur.

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Reader x Aot (Titan-Shifter Ver.)

Y/n a fellow Titan-shifter that no one has ever known about suddenly finds themselves among the scouts after a heartbreaking invasion for most, Will they join the other side? Will they fight along the scouts? All characters belong to Isayama and are not mine except for Y/n they are yours :)

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OUR PURPLE JOURNEY

JK:-*slapped *HOW CAN YOU BE SO USELESS!! YOU CAN'T DO A SINGLE THING PERFECTLY. YOU ARE SUCH A USELESS BITCH. I AM REGRETTING MARRING YOU. YOU ARE SACH A GOLD DIGGER. SLUT *ANGRY*next morningNishita:-J-jungk-kook what is t-this?!! *shocked*JK:-DIVORCE PAPER*COLD + ANGRY*BTS EXCEPT JK:-YOU WILL REGRET IT!HAYYY GUYS THIS JK'S NEW INDIAN FF SERIES.STORY TYPE:-SADHEART BROKENHATEREGRETROMANCECollab with @mishyalFFuniverseBook cover by @mishyalFFuniverse

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What the Fudge Bodyguard (Once-ler x Reader){Haylo}

Once-ler!xShort!Tempermental!Reader! The Once-ler makes his way to the valley with truffulas, barbaloots, swarmie swans, and humming fish, only to later meet a mysterious character. The Lorax, and a strange girl who is to be his bodyguard. She doesn't say much, but when she does, it completely captivates adorable Oncie. That, or it completely teriffies him, seeing as she has a bit of an issue with her anger. Oncie learns he is going to have to live with it, not that he doesn't mind, amd he feels his life is going to have drastic changes very soon. It starts out with the normal Lorax stroy, but then it turns into something I created. I do realize it says swarmie isntead of swommie swans. That's how my uncle used to say it, and my autocorrect wouldn't let me say swommie.

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Dallas (The Outsiders) x Reader

A enthralling story about a love between a girl who belongs to the socs on the West side, but she goes to the East side for an adventure and ends up meeting the gang, meeting her one true love, Dallas Winston

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I will possibly delete this

Shitty "art" in a shitty book :,)

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Vicryl

Eleanor Dunn, a surgeon, had always imagined herself as her family's breadwinner. But neither time nor circumstance has been kind, and now she must come to terms with a new clinical role.

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