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A Simple Bet Between Friends
A simple bet between friends. Yang must make Jaune a better fighter. Sounds simple enough, but with something precious on the line, how far will Yang go to complete her task?
Sink or Swim | f. odair
« In which the King of the Sea falls for the Muse of the Revolution »"Sneak out with me.""What? Are you insane?""A little.""How would I get out of here?""Jump. I'll catch you.""Alright, give me a second to put my shoes on."BOOK ONE{Competed June 16, 2017}{Edited August 3, 2018}
Warmer | r
warmwôrmadjective1.of or at a fairly or comfortably high temperature."a warm September evening"synonyms: hot, cosy, snug2.having, showing, or expressive of enthusiasm, affection, or kindness."they exchanged warm, friendly smiles"synonyms: friendly, cordial, amiable, genial, kind, pleasant, fondverb1.make or become warm."I stamped my feet to warm them up"synonyms: heat (up), reheat, cooWarm Bodies
Still Worth Fighting For (Damien/Darkiplier x Reader)
(You may want to watch 'who killed markiplier' first) After the events at Markiplier Manor, (Y/n) was abandoned in the Manor with nobody. Despite his/her cruel fate, (Y/n) doesn't want to give up. The overwhelming concern for his/her friends gives (Y/n) the determination to keep fighting. Although, is it worth fighting for the people who abandoned him/her?POSSIBLE TRIGGERS: MINOR ANXIETY ATTACK(S), VERY MILD GORE, STRONG LANGUAGE, EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE, AND MINOR CHARACTER DEATHCompleted book: 43,072 wordsFirst book in the fighting seriesWritten by: Kyra
Destiny No More
Fate can be cruel, few people can claim it has been kind and fewer still can say they were given a second chance. Pyrrha failed atop the tower, dying at the hands of Cinder Fall, but that's not where it ended. Through means she doesn't understand Pyrrha has been given a second chance. Will she be able to beat back the darkness? Or will she fail yet again? (Cover Art by CHE3ZY)
DILKASHI YA UNS. (A prem preeti ff)
Prem, the son of Maheshwari family, falls in love with Preeti Desai, an aspiring doctor. She is his father's best friend's daughter, even though they are friends at first, their closeness grows and makes them fall for each other.During this journey of love, they discover every emotion and pain that is connected to it. See through the story if you want to know what turns their lives took and if they will be together in the end. So, this story is based on the Hum Saath Saath Hai couple, Prem and Preeti, the silent lovers. And if their love will always be silent or it will break them into pieces. This story is far from behind, all the characters are same and will be introduced accordingly as the story proceeds further.I really hope you guys will enjoy this story and appreciate my efforts in writing it.
The Joke Book
Are you sad and need to laugh? Well here's the answer to cure that sadness, The Joke Book. Filled with jokes from family jokes, kids jokes, blonde jokes (no offense to blondes) and more, this book with make you smile.So turn that frown upside down and laugh to these hilariously funny jokes that will be make anyone's day better.P.S.- I do not own any of these jokes, I found them online so don't hate if you've already seen them. I'm just trying to make someone's day better. Thank you and enjoy.
Meeting Him in a Coffee Shop ✓
I smile, "Very well." I grab all the gross napkins to throw out. After throwing them out along with my now empty cup, I go over to him, "Ready to go, coffee-boy?"He laughs at my silly nickname for him, "Yeah, let's go, coffee-spiller! Onwards!" he yells running out the door.
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I Am Strong [ON HOLD]
Lucy had been ignored for the past four months, since Lisanna had been brought back. When Natsu decided to kicked Lucy of the team, Erza was conflicted, and Gray was gone. Lisanna refused to join the team when natsu asked and instead befriends Lucy, or does she see her as more? Join Lucy on her journey from being ignored to the new queen of fairies.Sorry im not to great at descritpions. I always see storys of Lucy being betrayed and although it makes other characters bad, its just a story, and i enjoy them. And i hope you'll enjoy mine! :)
Skilled Sailor | f. odair
« In which the King of the Sea falls for the Muse of the Revolution »"I'm a mess.""If you're a mess then I'm crazy.""You are crazy, Finn.""No, I'm not. I tied fewer knots today.""The fact that you keep track proves my statement."BOOK TWO{Completed July 10, 2017}{Edited August 7, 2018}
Hunter and the Human
(Y/n) never wanted to be stuck in a fantasy world dimensions away from her Mom.But she never wanted to fall in love either. And here we are.- - - - - - - - - - - (Y/n) Noceda is living a peacfull life on the boiling isles with her sister. She has friends, enough books to last her a lifetime, and adventures that happen almost every week. Besides her fear of skin-on-skin contact with others, things couldn't be any better. At least, that's what (Y/n) thought. Untill he showed up. And ruined her life with love.- - - - - - - - - - - -
sardonic imbeciles
❝is that the maid's daughter?❞❝it's my fucking cousin-❞❝oh your aunt's a maid?❞
LA on a Saturday Night ✓
They all hit the townGet to getting aroundFind a body who can hold 'em tightYou know it's true what they sayNobody can fall in love in LA on a Saturday nightAll the boys and the girls on top of the worldIn the morning they realizeThat it's true what they sayNobody can fall in love in LA on a Saturday night
A Sardonic Catalyst
What we think is too far off our neatly paved path to become a reality, usually isn't that far off...(**POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING**)I wrote this as an extra credit assignment, taking inspiration from some things that I've experienced/witnessed lately. As if anyone is actually reading this, I'm currently pretty fed up with the the world and how it's treating some of the best people in it... Anyways, please tell me if you like my story! Or if you hate it. I don't really care which as long as you talk to me.
Perfect To Me
Lillian Green had signed up for the newest season of Total Drama. Why a sweet girl such as herself would audition for a show as evil as that, one could only wonder. Nonetheless, her caring nature caught the attention of Chris Mclean, and here she is now.Hovering in a plane over an Island.Surrounded by friends and foes.Oh no.......................................................Lilly is a soft spoken child who loves anything living or breathing. She tries to find the light in the dark, even if it's pitch black. She is often too pure for this world.Mike is a sweet boy who is nervous but loveable. He can make friends fast, and good ones too. This opomistic teen also has M.P.DMal is, well, malevolent. He manipulates, plays with his prey before killing it, and easily takes down threats without lifting so much as a finger. Problem? He's a meer personality of Mike.What happens when Mike and Lilly cross paths in a harsh reality show.....................................................[ON HOLD]
I'm Fighting For You (Damien/Darkiplier x reader)
((ON HOLD TILL I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER))After (Y/n) and his/her friends complete their journey and finally put an end to the curse at The Manor, Celine somehow shows up at their door. (Y/n) and the others realize that their fight isn't over, as they are forced to confront the ghosts of the past and put a end to a much greater evil than they have ever faced. Put against the odds (Y/n) has to once again remain determined and realize who he/she is fighting for.°POSSIBLE TRIGGERS: MINOR ANXIETY ATTACK(S), MILD GORE, STRONG LANGUAGE, MENTIONS OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA, EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE, MINOR CHARACTER DEATH°Sequel to: Still worth fighting for Written by: Kyra
Daughter deranged
A moon out bright,With Blood on oak.A candle brings light,And an arm lay broke,A girl alone,Or thought to be,A shadow lays low Till revealed as mommy.
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/begins chanting and march in around bcuz why nawt I'm awesome fuck u fagits\ SCP SCP SCP LALALALA SCP! cover art by panquake_queen
EDEN | silas
She thought about dying but she didn't want to die. Not even close. In fact, her problem was the complete opposite. She wanted to live, she wanted to escape. She felt trapped and bored and claustrophobic. There was so much to see and so much to do but she somehow still found herself doing nothing at all. She was still there in her her metaphorical bubble of existence and she couldn't quite seem to figure out what she was doing or how to get out of it.↜I own nothing but my character and any extra details added to the story line↝
Simply An Outcast (boyxboy romance)
You could say my life is a riddle. A sick, twisted, game of riddles. My best friend, I also know as my father, committed suicide when I was only six years old, leaving me alone and abandoned with a mother who's so caught up in herself to even notice me. Like I said, my life's a sick game of riddles...anyone care to play?Beaten and raped every night by his stepfather, Kaden does everything he can just to keep on living. He doesn't want to, but without him, Kaden's little brother, Johnny, would have no where to go, no one to protect him. When Kaden's distant mother dies in a fatal 'car accident', both boys are left in the dark of a shattered home, with a raging alcoholic stepfather.Kaden finds himself lost. He has no real home, and high school's a bitch. But what if all that could change? All he has to do is let Andrew Darcy into his life. Genres :Gay/Lesbian; Romance; Thriller; Horror
Heart on my Sleeve ✓
Willie & Rose. A classic boy meets a girl at a party and they find out things about each other and fall-in-love story. But the things they discover are life-changing.
Undeserving ✓
A short story about a girl who thought she was undeserving and a boy who knew she deserved the world