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Warning: Dark, horror etc.Little random stories that are mostly about creepy stuff that I've decided to write! ________________________________________________________________________Scorching Hag - ~Around midnight~All was quiet in this little cabin. Everything was at peace. Everything apart from the fire. The fire was miraculously relighting itself. It got bigger and bigger and bigger. It danced up the walls and chased dust balls along the carpet. Soon the dancing flames turned into a women in rags and burnt skin. When she spoke her voice was raspy and deep.___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Enjoy!
Winter Nights
In a city where the stars and the moon illuminate the bad guys, and the good guys fight in the streets at night like in some cheap movie, where people seem to develop superpowers…James is just a normal seventeen-year-old boy, at least until his curiosity for the Superhumans, who live in his city, gets him in the worst kind of trouble, and he’s dragged into an entirely new life. A life he thought was only possible in the movies.
Recollections Of A Naughty Muslimah
[ Featured in UndiscoveredBooks and Wattpad India! ] Each one of us have a small part within us which we rarely reveal to the outside world but when we do, we have people roaring with laughter, frowning in thought or hysterical with tears___ okay shoot: Have you ever been in places that were prohibited? Done things you shouldn't have even thought about? Have the consequences of your hasty action ever hit you hard? Felt your heart swell with love for someone you had barely known? Ever rackled your brains for so many things which didn't seem logical? Realised that everything happens for a reason? I have done so many naughty things which by the end of the day, I cherish for they leave behind beautiful memories with lessons worth learning.These are my collections of naughtiness which will take you back to your days in uniform and ribbons; books and bunking; homework and teachers; lessons and realisation; serious and crazy friendship!If you are looking for a portal to your childhood days, you're at the right place! I'm warning you I might even start ranting at some parts or drop in some intellectual pieces time to time but don't worry it would be fun!Fasten your seat belts. You're in for fun trip down all your memory lanes!Cover credits @Sydena
FUNNY BIGBANG {COMPLETED} ✔
Some BIGBANG memes that I found from the internetEnjoy, Smile, Laugh, Vote and Comment ✌HIGHEST RANKING: #244 IN HUMOR
The Playgirl Parker #Wattys2016
#Highest Rating: #102 IN TEEN-FICI put on my Gucci jacket, strapped on my Jimmy Choos, ran a manicured hand through my freshly-curled hair, and applied a single stroke of my ruby red matte lipstick.He yawned happily from the bed. "Last night was amazing." He said, with a satisfied look. "Should I make you some coffee?""Don't bother." I replied edgily, as my light eyebrows shot up my forehead, and a suave smirk crept onto my lips. "I'm never seeing you again, mister."The look on his face. Priceless.This is why I do it, the sheer joy I get to see guys this way.********Meet me.Ashley Chelsea Parker.THE girl.Sure, I am the Queen of Highschool, not in the innocent head cheerleader way you might be guessing, but in the 'Playgirl Parker' way.Guys want to have me. They not just dream of the amazing night they want to spend with me in bed, but also of changing me, from a playgirl to a whipped girl. All the time, when I hook up, I pity these assholes for thinking 'As If' that could ever happen. Girls want to be me. They dream of possessing the looks, charm, manner, popularity, talent, and all the perfection in me. And then, in anxiety to prove they actually dislike me and are not just plain jealous, they become what the other gender was born as: a dick. And I, then of course, be the bigger one. Flatter me, and I might just be nice to you if you're lucky, but just try to be at the same level as me, and I'll show you how far below you are.But I've had enough experience with many people to know they are certified bitches. All I now bother, is to be the biggest bitch of them all. ********Presenting to you, the Playgirl Parker. #1 in the Playgirl series. Please try the book, at least once. You're so gonna love this.Hey awesome people. I've recently signed up for a contest, so please read this book, share it on, and keep updated too. Love you Lots, Sheya.
Facty Facts 2
Fear not guys. Im back with the sequel of Facty Facts. I appreciate feedback and suggestions
Just another high school romance
"That's not how you hold a fork!" Kali yelled at Greyson."Yes it fucking is!" Greyson shouted back.We were currently all in the kitchen eating craft Mac and cheese out of my dads oversized coffee mugs.Kali and Grey having a full on court level argument on the right way to hold a fork.We were all in tears from laughing so hard."Oh god, " I wheezed "I stan you two."Kali and Grey whipped around to face me, their eyes wide and cheeks flushed.I smirked.It's official, I'm a genius matchmaker.I'm going to get Troy and Hazel in on this."Ah, young love." I sighed wistfully, my hands clasped together in front of my chest.Hazel snorted "Keira, hunny, you haven't been in love." Haze pointed out, causing my smile to grow."I have been in love, darling." I said dreamily "in fact I'm engaged!"Their eyes widened in shock."Lies!" They all screamed."I'll prove it!" I ran into my room and found the ring with my birthstone.I ran back with it on my ring finger, holding it in the air."As you can all clearly see, I am engaged, to my bed." I said seriously, struggling to keep a straight face.We all burst out laughing, calming down a few minutes later."So, " Kali announced smugly "That's still not how you hold a fork."Grey's face scrunched up in frustration "Yes it is! You're the one holding it wrong!" He pointed his fork at her.She gasped in outrage "Greyson Wyatt Dawson! Do not point your fork at me!" She exclaimed, pointing hers at him right back.There they go again.I watched them continue to bicker like an old married couple until I heard the doorbell.I excused myself and walked out of the kitchen towards the front door.I unlocked it, not bothering to look through the peep hole.That was a mistake******Hello and welcome to my second book!I will be updating this randomly, this one is just for fun!With that being said I need to make something clear:I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY COPYING OF THIS OR ANY OF MY BOOKSHappy reading~Claryfairchild157
Unexpected Love (Louis Tomlinson) *COMING SOON*
Louis Tomlinson and Jones Wilde met each other in the grocery store. Odd right? Well they don't meet for there first time in the grocery store, it's more they get.... reunited. You see, Louis and Jones knew each other because they went to Junior High (Middle School) together. They weren't exactly the best of friends, yet they weren't enemies either. They just disliked each other. They pulled pranks on each other, taunted and teased each other, and that's only the beginning. But when Jones moved away at the beginning of High School, its as if the missed each other. But it couldn't be that... right? When they meet again, they recognize each other almost instantly. They are both in shock but then, they both get an evil glint in there eyes, as if they were remembering the Junior High days. But as Louis was about to comment, Jones just walks away, and pretended like nothing happened? But when they meet again at a coffee shop they don't ignore it this time, they actually start hanging out again, just like old times. Right? Wrong. Follow Jones and Louis through the crazy rollercoaster we call life. There will be sarcasm, humor, sadness, romance, confessions, heartbreak, and of course maybe even a little bit of taunting and teasing. But there most definitely be love. “The more he smiled, the more I wanted to hate him, and yet it was the very thing that made hating him impossible.” (Louis is not in One Direction in this but Harry does show up later in the story.) Cover by: @XxTeenageRunawayxX