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REDDIE ONESHOTS

You aren't even REDDIE for this(I am so sorry this is your first impression of this book). This is just a bunch of cringe/cute oneshots, run while ya still can.

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The polar express x reader

the polar express made your ass tinglesatire 😆ranks idk:#1 in bussy on 11.15.22

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FaceTime  S.W.

It All Started When A Unknown Number Called.

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Wintersberg Oneshots!

Everyone's favorite Mold Man and Metal Man! I'll write Fluff, Angst anddd s m u t. All of them are written in 3rd person pov bc I suck dick at 1st person!Most of these stories are also on AO3! My user there is Metal_Prick

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SuckMyBlood/ LilPeep

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Getting over him. And failing. (style)

"Doesn't Stan still like Wendy?? Why did he do that?? Is he just making fun of me for being gay?! I knew I should've never came out to him!"I used to think that.-pointless stuff-Idk when this is set, maybe when their 15/16 but Stan can't have a car bc of his drinking problems or something lol, and idk about the others but they're teenagers so just keep that in mind.Beautifully edited cover is made by me. Shameless insert of an oc that I only made for this book (so yes, she was an accident)Really inconsistent pov changes. It mainly just switches from 3rd person focusing on Kyle to Kyle's pov and yadayada

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breaking records / fc landonorris

Tessa Barenello, Italian-Czech formula driver. Another woman to start F2 season.. Will she make it into F1? read it and you'll see ;)

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Famous [LISKOOK]

"KIDNAP!!! HEL-" lisa was cutt off"IM NOT GONNA HURT YOU! im the winner of that stupid contest and you didn't even have a full on conversation with me ,im just gonna talk to you" said jungkook, and that's where it all began, a famous idol/influencer , and a simple guy's love storyBook cover by: @liskooktzu

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It Must be a Mistake [Park Jimin] ✔

Soul mate AU. Where the name of your soul mate is written on your wrist as soon as you turn 18. At school she isn't the girl everybody notices. Not many know who she is and her plain appearance helps her blend straight into the crowd. She has a select few friends and she has good grades. Her life was very ordinary except for one thing, her soul mate. Min Dawon's soul mate is Park Jimin. The most popular guy in school. The school's renowned playboy. The sexy, handsome and charming Park Jimin.

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For Perv-Chan V2 Only

So for the few people who read this and their username isn't @Offickirishima you are now cursed.

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My Boss is Felix: Alternative Miraculous Ladybug Tale

Marinette is assigned to be Felix's secretary at the Agreste Inc. against both of their preferences. He's rude, inconsiderate, and worst of all, trying to make her quit. Not only is Marinette dealing with the stress of her boss, but she also has to balance her job as Ladybug and the mysteries of her new and flirty partner, Chat Noir. Chat Noir often misuses his powers which causes Ladybug to doubt if he's even a hero. Circumstances get complicated and strange when Marinette discovers a new Miraculous. What is its power and why are Hawk Moth and Chat Noir so eager to possess it? Why is Felix suddenly acting odd and cryptic at work upon her discovery of it? Marinette thought she had discovered something new, but perhaps she had unlocked the greatest threat to her, Felix, and Agreste Inc. Started: Oct 2020 - March 2022Rankings:#8 - Ladynoir - 3/05/22#6 - Felinette - 11/01/22#1 - Dark Hero - 3/20/22

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bts×bts❤️‍🔥🖤

I'm just shipping bangtan together ~

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When Other Fandoms Collide, One Shot!

Okay, so... I want to combine all the shows that I've known for years and wanted to create simple stories of them so that they can be remembered. You guys can give me suggestions like "what other cartoons" or "what kind of stories you wish it was written" so I can know more about it. There will be main ones like RC9GN, Danny Phantom, Miraculous Ladybug, Five Nights at Freddy's, etc. Have fun reading these stories that I've made! -all cartoons that will be in this book is not mine, credits to the artists and creators- oh and also, I'll be adding some, 'fandoms collide' UwU thx (My AU so no judgement kay?)

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Big Brother (Haikyuu x Male Reader)

✄ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -✄ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -› The day where Hinata Shoyo's big brother decided to visit them not expecting to create a harem in each different school for himself✄ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"E-excuse me do you perhaps have seen or heard of my little brother? his name Hinata shoyo"› A simple question becomes the problem of the story-"YOU'RE NOT MY INNOCENT CHILD WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU-"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BIG BROTHER Y-YOU ANIMALS!""I hope my brother wasn't too much for you guys to handle"✄ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Being away from your siblings for a long, long time just to earn some money to support your siblings in a different country is hardAnd finally when you had the chance to return back to your siblings and visit him to his school, you were not expecting to create a bunch of harem of yours in each different school✄- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -How would you be able to handle this kind of situation like this?✄ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -✄ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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Fireball | 911

"I'm confused. What is the problem?" "I'm afraid to fall in love again. What if lose him too?" 9-1-1 fanfic Evan Buckley x oc Ongoing (monthly)

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rewrite of a shitty rp i did back in middle school

found one of my longest going rps i did back when i was active and i want to like it so badly but the pacing was so shit so i'm rewriting it to give myself peacecharacters i own:- ruby- jennyall of the other characters not on this list are NOT mine

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Little Tendencies

"Ka-" Jay was cut off by a smack on her butt. Tears threatened to spill at the impact but she held it in."If you want another one, call me anything else except daddy." Kaleb said in a stern voice. His eyes held disappointment and Jay didn't like that."Fine. Daddy, will you please give me my bottle."-----------Jay Summers, a manager, just wanted a promotion. When she finally gets it after five years of working, Kaleb Max comes into her life and takes away her dream.Now forced into this new life, will Jay be able to fight the urges or will she crack under pressure and become the little of Kaleb's dreams?Read to find out.Mature ContentReader discretion is advisedREWRITE ADDED TO THIS STORY

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Story Ideas

The more I want to focus on my main stories, the more ideas tend to form in my mind. So I will post these ideas that I (might) do in the future.

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The Stages of exhaustion

i can't sleep at all without my medication this is a story of what happens when i stay up all night i think it's pretty funny.just a warning i did write this like the day after i got zero sleep so my brain is basically broken right now so the spelling might suck and it might now make complete sense.when i was describing the stages of my exhaustion to my friend she referred to it as "Different levels of hell but worse" i hope you find this funny :) please check out my other books if you like this one

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Government Property [Jeon Jungkook]

Hickies cause Han Soojae some trouble after she leaves them on her navy officer boyfriend, Jeon Jungkook.(I was inspired to write this by a tumblr post I saw)

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Second oneshot book

This is my SECOND one, which is hopefully better than the first. Don't look for the first, it's terrible.REQUESTS ARE OPEN FOR ANYTHING.ANYHOW, mainly South Park, but I do a lot more... including YouTubers, Yuri on ice (Nobody even needs to ask for that, it's so gay we don't need more of it.) I don't see much Detroit here (I'm in love with the game. So I'll do anything from that as well), LoZ. If you suggest something, I will look into the thing and do something with it.HOPE YOU LIKE IT!

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Bipoc and Poc imagines

I'm tired of seeing the same people.

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::thoughts::

i have a life(not really) and sometimes i share it with the internet. Here you will find:-regrets I've written about for me to relive-rants-actual thoughts-personal stories-opinions-memes-phan

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