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FRUBBO ONESHOTS!!

This is gonna have a shit tun of angst (very fun thing/sarcastic)Art is not mine!!! Ty for 300+ readsEnjoy!!

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TF2 X Reader oneshots (DISCONTINUED)

This book is discontinued.!Cover and chapter art not mine!

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Mythical Monster You Never Knew You Wanted

Mythology, all mythologies, have monsters. Hulking and grotesque, beautiful and beguiling, waiting to lure and ensnare our beloved heros. What happens when they fall for it? This is my one shot book of monster you never knew you wanted. God bless Fantasy!

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Crabs

"Hey Mia?""Yeah?""Just making sure you're there."The prologue to Lobsters, showing how Mia and Polly met.

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No One Like Us (A Theyna Fanfic)

WARNING-THIS FANFIC MAY CONTAIN SMUT (sex for those who don't know what smut is) AND NOT JUST ANY SMUT, BUT LESBIAN SMUT!!!! This is a soulmate/Mortal AU About Thalia Grace and Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano, From The Award Winning Book Series: Heroes Of Olympus.When someone is born they get a timer embedded in their right wrist that counts down to the moment you meet your soul mate. They also get a tattoo on their left wrist, no other people will have the same exact tattoo except for you and you're soulmate. When two soulmates first touch their tattoos glow and the clocks on their wrist disappear and get replaced with eachothers name.So what happens when Jason decides to introduce his sister (Thalia) to his best friend (Reyna)? Find out in No One Like Us|A Theyna FanfictionAN: I couldn't find any Theyna fanfictions that I really liked, that really spoke to me as a writer. That is why I decided to write my own. No one is gonna read this but for those who do thanks so much and I hope you enjoy!(Sorry if there's any mistakes I'm still new to writing)Soulmate AU Mortal AUDisclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARECTERS, THEY ALL BELONG TO RICK RIORDAN.

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Child-friendly nirvana smut

please do not read this if you are disgusted by gay dilfs. i'm taking suggestions on how to make this story more realistic uwufor yall weird people this is very much a joke... unless you want it to become reality. I can put you in contact with some really sexy motherfuckers ;)

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BLUE SALT

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Poems and shit

Hi! Bye!

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Crush Imagines :))

Just a bunch of crush imagines I think are cute lolNO SMUTThat's pretty much it- enjoy uwuDon't forget to vote if you like my stories 😁😁

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A Rant

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The Withered Land, The Empire Falls: ABYSSIUM

"The Withered Land, The Empire Falls: Abyssium" is another early tale in the epic saga of D'Spayr's haunted youth, set three years Earth-time after the events of "Hell's Avatar" and nine years BEFORE he meets his comrades, Nygeia and Lumynn. He falls into the role of sellsword as he infiltrates the cabal of thuggish, bloodthirsty criminals among the forces of the government's army while assigned to the soon-to-be decommissioned moonbase of "Pex'Insava" orbiting some 380,000 miles above the surface of Teshiwahur. There, along with his scheming and duplicitous brother, he meets the artificially-evolved super-soldiers called "The Fae-spawn" and he accepts duties in one of their brigade-units as a mercenary consultant. The brigade runs afoul of a clandestine scheme to conquer Pex'Insava by insurrectionist terrorists using the Emperium's own fascist, anti-human mutant force, a ferocious Special Operations Counter-Insurgency military unit known as "The Nahztreme". Once the conspiracy is revealed, D'Spayr finds himself hunted and friendless except for the camaraderie of one of the most advanced members of The Fae-spawn, a vengeful, godlike super-being known as "Anthus Rohggym", and an enigmatic, moonborn woman-warrior named Reihn Valkonurr."****************************************************************************************** Phenominal cover art by Stefanie Saw: @seventhstar

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Candlelight (TROTSH x Male OC)

Changed cover to be more ✨aesthetic✨This is a medieval oc insert from a place somewhat like the world that Shield Hero takes place in but without the video game system and fantasy creatures *cough* foreshadowing *cough*Alternative summary: Medieval fantasy dude with trauma? somehow gets transported to the shield hero world, has to figure out the video game system, gather items and stay alive while dealing with the king for a month before shield hero actually starts. And also a few things from his world got transported there just to make his life miserable. Re written because it was cringe and incredibly basic, you could find many out there that were pretty much the same thing. First (attempted) Re make date: 10/3/22Re release date: never it was too edgySecond re write: 3/25/24Publishing date: 5/16/2

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The Disasters Known as the Fire Emblem Heroes Chatrooms

Diana changed Alfonse's nickname to Squad DadSquad Dad: DIANA WHAT DID YOU DOAnna: You forgot the exclamation marksSharena: And question marksSquad Dad: !?!!?!!!!!????????!!!!!!!!!Diana: It's official Alfonse is Squad DadSquad Dad: No I'm notDiana: Alfonse you just told me a dad joke yesterday--------------------In order to help the Heroes of Askr communicate over long distances, Head Scribe Diana and Summoner Kiran came up with the brilliant idea of using magic tomes/phones and created chat rooms for everyone to talk and send information over.However, every chatroom got out of hand.This could technically be considered a companion fic to Fire Emblem Heroes Supports as it is set in the same universe with the same characters.

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The Flowers in my Wings

Fluffy Destiel oneshot. AU- Dean and Sam can see Castiel's wings, and Castiel sleeps. In which Sam is done with their pretending to be heterosexual crap, Cas is, you know, *Cas*, and Dean is happy to help.[I don't own Supernatural or any of the characters. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing... well, who knows?]

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𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜

'You're braver than you think'𝙋𝙡𝙤𝙩what If Eddie lived, what if Richie confessed, what if Eddie saw Richie carving R+E on the kissing bridge, what if stan lived...what if they didn't kill Pennywise...all these what if's who knows what will happen...(luckily you can read about it!)𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 Young and older RichieYoung and older EddieYoung and older BillYoung and older Beverley Young and older BenYoung and older MikeYoung and maybe older Stan𝙎𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙨ReddieBenverly Stenbrough

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MOST RANDOMNESS 1

WHOOOOOOOOOO! Heres a random book if youre bored.If you ask what im doing. IdkAll art is mine!! Plus, the characters goes to their right owners expect if its my OC...

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#ILoveYou #YouLoveHer

Michelle is back home from her move-out assert-independence stint. Some things are still the same- like she's still-single since-birth, while some things have changed... The greatest change though is, hands down, her best friend, Nate being in love with someone else. Nathaniel thinks actions speak louder than words. He does everything he can to make Tia notice him as more than a friend. But his actions has so far not paid off. Tia has a crush on Nate since college, and she thinks he is finally liking her too. But why doesn't he say the words? Mich has accepted the fact that she's not starring in her own Harlequin novel now, or anytime soon, and that's okay. So she might as well help Nate and Tia kick-start on theirs... Even if it makes her a little more jealous than she cared to admit. Cover Photo by: Daniel Riquelme (https://www.flickr.com/photos/koshiro_kun/13369361364/)

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Teenage Dream, MatsuHana ʰᵘᶠᶠˡᵉˢᵗᵃʳ

CompleteTakahiro took back what he said just three days ago. This was not gonna be awesome.He'd just sat down in his bed to wait for his roomie who hadn't arrived at their dorm yet and suddenly the door opened and guess who came in? Right, the Skittles-thief. Now he didn't only have to sit for the whole of his semester next to him, no, he also had to share his room with him for the next three years. Great, just great.-Excerpt from "I. FIRST DAY" in "Teenage Dream, MatsuHana ʰᵘᶠᶠˡᵉˢᵗᵃʳ"Little did he know, they would become best friends before the week ended. It didn't stop there, though. Because of course Takahiro had to catch feelings for said best friend. The only problem: Issei had a girlfriend and was happy with her, so Takahiro didn't stand a chance...right?Spotify Playlist: Teenage Dream, MatsuHana!Original work "Haikyuu!" and its characters belong to Haruichi Furudate!!Rights of the cover belong to me alone, drawn by me!

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Living A Fairy Tale (BTS x Young!Reader)

What is a fairy tale?-------------------------------------------fair·y taleˈferē tāl/a children's story about magical and imaginary beings and lands.-Dictionary-------------------------------------------For me? A fairy tale is a story, not just any story, it's a story with action, a story with mystery, joy, sadness and most of all, magic.Magic comes in different forms. Places. Memories. People. Experinces. Love.Where does my magic come from?

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tf2 sexy sniper And Others

tf2 character dose not belong to meh it belong to valve So I was looking up some images so I could use them for my other book but I found this instead soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo enjoy?

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NO WAY!!! 7 OF US?!

Well, how many times have you heard of instances of people getting a house in 7000000 won. That too with a kitchen, dining area, living room and 4 rooms with attached bathrooms? Sounds great doesn't it? Just when life is looking up.But when you reach the floor you hear voices from your apartment?! Just to open your door to see...

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Meh Bio

Meh biiooo cx

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a stage has been set, but it's normal and surprisingly safe. the streamers are put in a stereotypical high school with cliche students and are told to simply live a few days as a student.zakuro and kaikoku agree to be roommates when paca orders that they all must choose a dormmate that they will be staying with for the next few days with. because of this the two males learn more about eachother.but suddenly zakuro gets the usual bullying you see in typical coming of age school movies, and kaikoku handles it in a very interesting way..notes:- this will be set in the American school system because I don't know too much of Japan schools.- I am aware that this story might be cheesy and will definitely be cliche, but I made this to fulfill my fanfic desires because I need more kaizaku fics lol

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ASK AND DARE ROBLOX MYTHS UWU

WHY THE FUCK DID I MAKE THIS!

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