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Death by Ex Girlfriend: Aika Crisis
"My name is Osamu Ashikaga. I don't know what time it is, and I don't know where I am. When I opened my eyes, I was tied to a chair in some abandoned bowling alley, and the only person there....was my ex girlfriend."Meet Osamu Ashikaga. He returns to Kyoto after 4 years away, expecting a short trip down memory lane...only to be kidnapped by one of his ex-girlfriends. But it's not just one, Osamu has several crazy dames vying for his heart, and sometimes his blood. In Aika Crisis, the star of the story is Aika Mihara, one of Osamu's exes. Things have changed dramatically in the 4 years Osamu has been away, including Aika's heart. How much anger, love, and misery can be bottled up in just 4 years? Enough to kill you. Osamu and his not-so-sane exes try to save Aika's life before it can ever be in danger. But sometimes, love stops giving you things and begins taking them away, without mercy. It's funny, it's crude, it's sexy, it's endearing. It's Death by Ex-Girlfriend.
Death by Ex-Girlfriend: War Cloud
DEATH BY EX-GIRLFRIEND: WAR CLOUD "She killed thousands of people in battle because of it. She was fearsome, calamity incarnate. I had to take care of a lot of souls because of her."After having saved Aika Mihara's life in Aika Crisis, the story of Osamu Ashikaga continues in the new arc, War Cloud. This time, Osamu is reunited with yet another ex....who happens to be a WAR GODDESS?! Tsukiakari Senkumo returns after many years apart from Osamu, hoping to rekindle a warm, lost love during the cold, bitter winter. However, Tsukiakari holds a terrible past within her, a bond of sorrow with Izanami, as well as a very uncertain near-future. The winter is the season of love, and also of harsh lessons. Osamu must decide, more than ever, what is truly important to him. (Make War, not Love) (Give War a Chance) (Peace is Over)
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Shit this was really just for fun
Death by Ex-Girlfriend: Dawn and Dusk
Death by Ex-Girlfriend returns in a new arc, Dawn and Dusk. Dawn and Dusk continues the tale of Osamu Ashikaga, his ex-girlfriends, and the many friends they've made along the way. It is a tale of friendship, love, memories, and tragedy. Just as this happy family of former lovers and friends came together and grew together, there must also be a time when one leaves, and sometimes, there's nothing you can do to stop it. Laughs and tears are promised in this heartfelt, 20-chapter addition to the Death by Ex-Girlfriends series.
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tmc oneshots
I FUCKING ACCIDENTLU DELETED TBE BLOOK SOMRHOW MBanyway rules and stuff in first chaptermandela catalogue belongs to Alex kister
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Β‘GlΔ«TΒ’hβ¬D LΓΈtū§‘'s Art Book
All art here is mine, if you want to use it PLEASE ask me first! :)
β’Onward scenariosβ’
This is a Onward scenario book! Now I'm not good at writing but I'll try my best!Requests are closed π[ON HOLD]
Camp SummerPals: A Story
Fallon, you have ruined me. "So," I say, "I started my Wattpad. What should I write about?" She looks me in the eye (not literally; we're texting) and says two words. "Calliou fanfic."
Winter King x Simon
As Fionna, Cake and Simon travel through the multiverse they discover a reality at witch the "Winter King" holds the crown. As time passes the winter king takes a liking to Simon.
A Royal Pain (Scarlemagne x reader)
The reader's life is turned upside down when they inadvertently become the object of affection for Scarlemagne, the infamous mute dictator who rules Las Vistas with an iron fist.
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TNT: Trauma, Nutting, Tears (kagestuck)
so homestuck,, but the kagepro kids are there too,,, and,, they play minecraft,,, and have a group chat,,
BC Dave Miller X Reader
I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT I MADE THIS BOOK BEFORE EVERYTHING HAPPENED. I DO NOT SUPPORT THE CREATORS AT ALL. I AM ONLY KEEPING IT UP BECAUSE THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING IVE EVER MADE. This is Blueycapsules Dave Miller, just so y'know. Im not writing a description. (Y/N) uses they/them pronouns. I wasn't gonna publish this, but here it is. Thanks!Don't know why the mature thing is there. There's no smut, as the creators aren't comfortable with anything like that. I guess ignore that. I own nothing in this story. The art belongs to blueycapsules, unless I say any differently. The characters definitely don't belong to me. I don't know if this is a joke or not. I don't think so, though. We're too far in to think it's a joke at this point.April 25th 2022 - October 8th 2022
His Perfect Timing
Book 1 ( Christian Romance Series) Not only the ups but also the downs in our lives is a part of God's divine plan.For Martha, it doesn't seem to work that way, she believes herself to be a complete loser.She's an unemployed wannabe writer who does not have a story to tell,She relies on her boyfriend-Adrian Wilson, a rude, occasionally aggressive but overall a jerk to meet her financial necessities.And of course Panic attacks and suicidal thoughts to top it off.Martha is sinking financially, mentally, and physically, she needs a saviour. The last thing she cares about right now is Christianity.But what Martha does not know yet is that her lifeguard walks on water, and while walking through the paths of suffering and misery she might even learn how to trust in πππ¦ π£ππ₯ππππ§ π§ππ ππ‘π
Day of the Dead: a Klance story
*completed*Lance realizes that Day of the Dead is right around the corner and starts preparing and decorating the ship, though his friends are confused about the holiday (especially Keith). so Lance decides to inform them about the holiday and Keith is fascinated. Since Keith has a crush on Lance he sees this as a way to put there so called "rivalry" behind them and get to know him more. With some help from Pidge, they end up getting a lot closer together than both of them would've assumed.
Hiveswap x Reader REQUSTS
Just comment to who you want done, and I'll try my best!OC's are welcome, with description or wiki entry.Can change gender for characters.Homestuck is ok too.Friendly criticism please!!