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One Piece x reader one shots et préférences
Hey donc ce recueil sera rempli de one shot sur one piece ainsi que de préférences, sur pleins de personnages et de thèmes différents.Il y aura que des female reader x personnages, et je prend les demandes! N'hésitez pas à me les envoyer par message.Préférences:- Monkey D. Luffy - Roronoa Zoro- Usopp- Vinsmoke Sanji- Nico Robin - Trafalgar Law - Eustass Kid - Katakuri Charlotte - Portgas D. Ace/Aucun personnage ne m'appartient, ils ont tous été créés par Eiichiro Oda/
The Marauders: Year Five #Wattys2017
The witches and wizards at Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry are gripped by fear - fear of the Dark Lord, fear of political unrest, fear of passing their O.W.L.s! After a long summer, James and Sirius have taken it upon themselves to bring comedic relief to the castle -- and it's up to Remus (and his new shiny Prefect's badge!) to keep them in line (yeah right)... But it's not all fun and games about the castle as the Marauders discover there's something mad about the new Minister for Magic -- and it's up to them and the rest of the Order of the Phoenix to set things right!
Newt Scamander Preferences
Preferences featuring the latest addition to the World of Harry Potter! Note: FOR MORE NEWT SCAMANDER IMAGINES, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY EDDIE REDMAYNE PREFERENCES BOOK. #68 in Fanfiction on 08/12/16 #122 in Fanfiction on 10/12/16 #111 in Fanfiction on 13/12/16 #82 in Fanfiction on 15/12/16 #70 in Fanfiction on 17/12/16 #86 in Fanfiction on 19/12/16 #70 in Fanfiction on 21/12/16#104 in Fanfiction on 20/04/17#92 in Fanfiction on 1/05/17
The CEO's Incredible Heiress
Jennie Kim was a desperate woman and just a pretty face in her past life. She was swapped at birth and brought up in a rich family, only to eventually die a horrible death.After Jennie is reborn, she becomes smart, finds herself a lot of powerful backers, advances her career greatly, and leaves the haters in shock. All eyes are peeled to watch her disgrace herself. The true daughter of the rich family believes that if Jennie were to stay, she could be used as an extra maid. Her ex fiancé insists to stick to the wedding arrangements their parents had agreed to and marry the rich girl. Everyone in the Kim family believes she's done for in the entertainment industry the moment she leaves the family. Her anti-fans feel that the only way she can get by is to sleep her way up!jennie receives a lot of bad press online after being caught eating with the richest man on earth. Everyone mocks her for using her body to advance herself in the entertainment business.The richest man on earth feels puzzled, "What's wrong with eating with my biological little sister?"The paparazzi chase Jennie for three days and nights when she checks into a hotel with an international celebrity.The international celebrity comments, "Is there a problem with discussing the script with my biological daughter?"One fine day, Jennie ends up pinned against the wall by a mysterious global kingpin and is kissed until her cheeks flushes crimson.The paparazzi promptly put away their cameras and ask, "Relatives? Have you gone overboard with the rehearsal?"The mysterious kingpin: "Do you have problems with me kissing my wife?"WARNING!Lisa in this story would be portrayed as a he so if you are uncomfortable I suggest you don't read this story I don't want anyone complaining in my comment section.*this story isn't mine It is just an adaptation credit to the rightful owner.
Isabel in Sproutland
Cast: Alice - Isabel Hoffman (American Girl franchise)Sister - Nicki Hoffman (American Girl franchise)Dinah - Blossom (Isabel's cat)White Rabbit - Squacky (Pajanimals)Doorknob - Thomas (the Thomas series)Dodo - Barney (Barney and Friends)Parrot - Duck (Sarah and Duck)Tweedle Dee - Bert (Sesame Street) Tweedle Dum - Ernie (Sesame Street)Caterpillar - Comet (Astroblast)Flowers - Wonder Red, Princess Presto (Super Why), Flo (Floogals), Chloe and Tera (Chloe's Closet), Ariela (Tree Fu Tom), Angelina and Grace (Angelina Ballerina), Hailey (Astroblast), and LunaCheshire Cat - Mr. C (the chica show)Mad Hatter - Fleeker (Floogals)March Hare - Boomer (Floogals)Dormouse - Star (Good Night Show)Cards - Penguins (Pingu)King of Hearts - Pingu (Pingu)Queen of Hearts - Melanie Martinez (first Good Night Show host)
Global Game: AFK In The Zombie Apocalypse Game
Fang Heng was transmigrated to a parallel world and his soul was forced into the body of a man who had just committed suicide.Huh? What? Every human here was being forced to join a game? Those who refused would be killed?Wait? This suicide dude was a pro gamer?He had the highest S-rank talent sill, the Zombie Clone?Damn! The S-rank skill evolved! My zombie clones could auto hunt![Your zombie army has crafted Wooden Axe x720 when you were offline. You have received 1921 experience points for the Basic Crafting skill.][Your zombie army has chopped down 27,821 trees and gathered 128,973 pieces of wood while you were offline. You have received 2,171,921 experience points for the Basic Wood Chopping skill.]Just as the rest of the players were struggling to survive in the zombie apocalyptic game, Fang Heng's zombie clones were starting to clear every resource out of the forest.Hm... What an interesting game!THIS IS NOT MINE!!!THIS IS FOR OFFLINE READING ONLY!1
5 Big Shots Kneeled and Called Me Mom
**NOT MINE** (MTL)FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES25 years ago, Gu Yuan who had a terminal disease was found to possess one kind of kind rare powerful gene.In order to allow the gene to pass through the generation, she donated out 5 ova before the failure of her surgery.25 years later, today she awakens. Her 5 ova had now turned into outstandings and famous men.Mmmm....who is it that laughs at her for being old-fashion, backward, have nothing at all and penniless?The world-renowned tycoon prince accompanied Gu Yuan for supper. The media was in an uproar, is the prince going to be in love?Tycoon Prince: That's my mother.The media tycoon who controls the world public opinion, stake a thousand pieces of gold on one throw for Gu Yuan. The whole audience was in an uproar, an unknown girl going to marry into the noble family?Media Tycoon: That's my mother.The film emperor with thousands of fans who received worldwide attention broke his 8 years practice and for the 1st time ever unexpectedly composed music for Gu Yuan. The whole internet was in an uproar, is this film emperor's love of the century?Film Emperor: That's my mother.17 years old beautiful young boy genius with IQ that beyond compares named the asteroid he found after Gu Yuan. The world was in an uproar, is this love between an older woman and a young boy?Genius Boy: That's my mother.......All the supporting males and females who had ridiculed and bullies Gu Yuan before cried: She actually has how many good sons?!Finally, when the handsome world most eligible top billionaire accompanying Gu Yuan for shopping, the crowds immediately shout loudly: She must be his mother! His mother! His mother!The aloof top billionaire: She is the mother of my sons.
Ain't going down without a fight (Janoskians story) ~ WATTY'S WINNER~
WINNER IN THE WATTYS 2013 :)Hailey is known as the hot headed kick boxer in the Smith family. Hayden isn't what you'd expect from a big brother: he doesn't care that much for his sister like he used to. Ever since their mother died 3 years ago, their father has been quite absent, always leaving to go on business. Hayden's friends with Luke, James, Jai, Beau and Skip. Hailey used to be part of the group, but things got messy a year ago when she completely lost it when her and Luke were arguing about his girlfriend, Mia, also known to be Hailey's arch rival. Since then Hailey has taken her kick boxing to a whole new level by competing in ranked tournaments. She's been in and out of hospitals during that time and her father doesn't like the idea, but he supports her no matter what. She's been very distant from everybody except one person, Scarlett Miller. The boys know that Hailey's been seeing someone, but can't figure out who. What they don't know is that she's seeing someone from their rival school, Anchorage. Now Hailey has been getting blocked texts, threatening to reveal all of her deepest darkest secrets to everyone at Penola High. She doesn't know whether to take it lightly or seriously, but one thing she knows is that she ain't going down without a fight.
Draco's Submissive✔️
It had been five years since Voldemort was defeated by none other than Harry Potter and the golden trio. Natasha took a job at the Ministry of Magic she questions thriving businesses hoping that they won't overthrow the Ministry again. Draco's been in love with one witch all his life since he was 11 years old and that witch was Snape's niece Natasha D'Ostroph. He sent her white roses every week since their meeting 15 years before. Natasha never knew who sent her the mysterious white roses. Draco sent her a white rose and a red one every Valentine's Day for 15 years. One night in Malfoy Manor Natasha was tortured by his crazy aunt Bellatrix Draco felt horrible but one thing got him through some tough times and that was sex. Fate gave Draco a sweet hand when Natasha came back into his life by questioning him about the aspects of his business. Draco changed his views towards muggle and muggle borns. Natasha still received white roses from her mysterious admirer. After the war Natasha received an Order of Merlin First Class Metal for saving her uncle in the Shrieking Shack as well as fighting off other Death Eaters. Natasha was saved by a mysterious Death Eater during her night of torture. Will Natasha and Draco fall in love? Will Natasha get used to his sexual lifestyle? Will Natasha figure out who sent her the roses every week for 15 years? Will she know who saved her that uneventful night at Malfoy Manor?This book is rated M for mature I deeply apologize if certain chapters cause anyone to have triggers about sexual abuse this is Harry Potter meets 50 Shades of Grey I hope everyone enjoys it. If you can't view certain chapters you may have to follow me in order to read them
The Challenge of the Masters
♈ - Book II of the Astral Guardians Series - ♌A princess who has the fate of the worlds in her hands.A prince who has to prove himself to his people.And mutual feelings that clash with their hearts.♐♑♓Arisa's dream has always been to live in a peaceful world and now that she knows the truth, her dream might come true.After the events in the Forbidden Lands, Arisa only has one aim in her mind: bring peace to the worlds and finally end the fear the Guardians have spread for centuries.However, to fulfill that aim Arisa has to face the Masters - pure forms of elements that are known to be a challenge even for the Guardians themselves. For that sole reason, Arisa will have to gather the other three rookie chosen ones and defeat the Masters before the Guardians find her or her companions.Despite her heart being broken by the one she considered her best friend, she does her best to put her feelings aside and focus on her quest - but sometimes, the heart has its weaknesses.The road to restoring peace is full of obstacles and Arisa isn't the only one that has her feelings tested.She was told that facing the Masters would be her team's toughest battle, but there is something else that could be more challenging than the Masters themselves.Love, revenge and hatred cross path in this second installment of the Astral Guardians Series.♐♑♓- Can't be read as a standalone; must read The Betrayal of the Guardians to understand the story.- Cover masterfully brought to you by @CaroDelMonte- Cover image by @JackyCoconut (JackieCoco at Deviantart)Started: May 1st, 2018Completed: February 19th, 2020
Book Of My drawings
I hope you enjoy these are all of my drawing that I'm willing to post and not chuck away so please do tell me your opinion on my art that way I can improve *Im good with being criticised* but this will contain Fanart *bnha and anime in general* realistic art *I think* and my ocs and a lot of random art that I draw
Cover Shop 1 | CLOSED ✔
(CLOSED)THIS COVER SHOP IS CLOSED AND HAS BEEN SHIFTED TO COVER SHOP 2.❝Don't judge a book by its cover.❞Unfortunately, we all do. And especially on an app like Wattpad where there are millions of stories equally good as yours, there is a slim to no chance to stand out among those. What you need for your book is a cover. And not just any cover. A GOOD COVER.A good cover is one which is visually appealing, relates the title to the cover with great font use and creative edits. This will definitely help you grab that spotlight in a world like Wattpad where you have to make sure of your book's success because you have worked hard for it. And you have landed at the right place. I'm here to help you out with covers. I'll make covers for your awesome books and help you shine in the world of Wattpad. (Each cover request receives about seven to eight covers so you can choose which cover you think is best for your book).
My Highlander, My Love, Part Three:Forbidden Love, The Greatest Love Story Ever Told.
In a world where Druids, Fays, and Valkyries come together to save the human race from the Dark Forces who want to destroy earth, a babe is born whom the Druid's swear to, is the light of the world, and grows up and gains her rightful place as the Crown Jewel of Scotland. Archangel Gabriel who was hand selected from the Enlightened beings to serve as her guardian angel, stays by her side from the moment she is born. As the child grows up and blossoms into a beautiful young maiden, Archangel Gabriel falls helplessly in love with her, knowing that he can never have her. Theirs is a powerful forbidden love that will change the course of history, and tare down the walls of many dimensions and realms, bringing destruction and evil upon earth, and all in the name of love.
The Chessboard Undead Prince
In the heart of the Empire of Glass, where every whisper echoes louder than a scream, lies a tale of love, revenge, and the ultimate game of power. Assassins lurk in the shadows, their blades thirsty for blood, but amidst the chaos, one rises above the rest, driven by a singular purpose: to settle the score.Meet the Assassin, a figure shrouded in mystery and legend, whose skill knows no equal. Tasked with a mission that could shatter kingdoms, he walks a treacherous path, haunted by his past and fuelled by the desires.Opposing him stands the Princess, a beacon of light in a world veiled in darkness. Raised to be a Queen, she holds a secret that could cost her everything: a forbidden love that defies the laws of the Empire. With every breath, she risks exposure, but for the sake of her beloved, she will stop at nothing to protect him.Caught in the crossfire is the Chessmaster, a master manipulator with a heart set on fire. Armed with the power to control souls like pawns on a chessboard, he orchestrates a deadly game of love and vengeance, where every move could mean life or death.As their paths intertwine and destinies collide, the Empire of Glass trembles on the brink of war. In a battle for love and power, who will emerge victorious, and who will be left to pick up the shattered pieces of their broken hearts?In "Undead Prince," the stakes are high, the intrigue is intense, and the only certainty is that in the game of thrones and hearts, no one is safe. Brace yourself for a journey into a world where betrayal lurks around every corner and where the echo of a single choice can change the fate of an empire.
![The Dragneel Angel [SEQUEL/Nalu Fairy Tail AU]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/108676495.jpg "The Dragneel Angel [SEQUEL/Nalu Fairy Tail AU]")
The Dragneel Angel [SEQUEL/Nalu Fairy Tail AU]
[THIS IS A SEQUEL TO 'THE ROSAFELT']It's been four years since the holy war. Natsu and Lucy have adjusted to their life as King and Queen, serving the people and putting their divinity to good use.However, peace cannot be kept so easily.As Lucy falls pregnant with her second child, members of the public start to notice changes in nature. Plants are dying quicker than expected, crops are wilting before they can be harvested, and forests are mysteriously disappearing. Lucy and Natsu order the country's best scientists to investigate, however they fail to receive a way to stop the country's nature from withering away.Just as all hope is lost, Lucy gives birth- to a miracle child. Given the name Midori, for the way the plants all brightened green again at her birth, she had the power to heal nature with a single touch. Overjoyed with their saviour's arrival, the kingdom rejoiced. However, their happiness blinded them, and they soon began to ignore the whole event altogether, not even bothering to look into why it happened in the first place. After years go by the only one still curious about the strange event was Lucy and Natsu's eldest son, Nathaniel, famous for being a child genius. He investigates the strange occurrence in private, and discovers secrets that could change the world.How will he handle such valuable information? What must he do to keep the peace?Is it better to indulge in beautiful lies, or to suffer the painful truth?
His Skivvy
Leyla is a girl of 18, a young girl so demure and sweet. An innocent soul yet shattered into pieces! A soul in search for protection and humanity. An eloquent beauty that drips her heart! A true definition of an epitome beauty that's hidden under her grimy and grubby skin! The embodiment of her beauty is beyond imaginations! A girl who never gets to untangle why her entire existence is relevant. Men as scum, and family as an overrated facade. While Muhammad is a perfect bachelor, a multi billionaire that you never believe exist, his deep dark hazel orbs, his perfectly made figure, his broad chest and a well built masculine shape. A handsome being that defines perfections. Love, is not a word in his dictionary. While women, are just incredibly cunning figures that are meant to cloud mens initiative with deceit. What happens when two stones meet? Will they be able to crush the stone or will they drown? Will they be able to get a glimpse of their stars or will they merge into the darkest of skies? Will the uncouth love they don't believe exist become real or will it just be uncouthness. Will this two souls, from worlds apart ever find true happiness with each other? Let's see what life throws at them.. Find out in "His Skivvy"
Ship it or burn it
lots of gay ships a few straight ships and lots of rare ship animes will be one piece hiakyuu yuri on ice black butler Harry Potter mha and a lot more
200 Pictures Of VSauce
Treat yourself, this book may change your life.It may be simply for your interpretation but it is so much more.
Reborn Aristocrat: Return of the Vicious Heiress (Part II)
This is the continuation. Starts from chapter 201. (THIS IS ONLY FOR OFFLINE-READING PURPOSES. I DON'T OWN NOR DID I ALSO TRANSLATED THIS STORY. CREDITS TO THE RIGHTFUL AUTHOR AND TRANSLATOR.)Author(s)Just Like犹似Translator(s)Atlas Studios Originally born from a wealthy family, she ends up leading a vagrant life for fifteen years. However, when she is eventually found by her family, she falls into another devious plot and eventually dies tragically. Fifteen years after her rebirth, ravenously raging for revenge, she tears down the hypocritical mask of the foster daughter who had taken her place, and reduces her greedy stepmother and stepsister back to their original sorry states. To the jerk's profession of his deep love for her, she only has one thing to say, "Get the hell out of my life. The love you speak of humiliates love!"Regardless of the appearances of you monsters, I'll take in it my stride with my capability, building a business dynasty of my own, sitting in the depths of my riches, bathing in the glistening limelight of the world. A certain rich empire's CEO: "Don't mind me. I'm just leaving my mark here to declaring my possession rights; I'll wait patiently for you to grow up!" The queen's mighty return with commercial warfare fully within her grasp, she navigates the power struggles with skill and verve. When it comes to scheming conspiracies, all she has to say is, "Who are you again? Don't even bother!"
Caged Bird (Draco Malfoy x OC)
It's a typical boy meets girl story. Boy tries to prove himself, girl saves him from certain death, and boy learns that she has been sabotaging the secret activities of his father and his friends and has ties to his favorite professor. Upon the Dark Lord's return, all Draco Malfoy wants is to join his ranks, to receive the Dark Mark and stand alongside his father. Told that he is still too young for such an honor, he unexpectedly accompanies his father on a mission and his attempt to prove his value nearly leads to him being blown to pieces until he's rescued by a mysterious figure, one who is unforgettable. Circe Dumont has spent her entire life, isolated and trapped within the confines of her home. Never allowed to travel further than her heavily fortified backyard and her every action determined by others who claim it is in her best interest, an act of rebellion and a terrible tragedy lead her to discover the world beyond her home and to the one person she's been wishing to meet since she was a little girl: her father. While all she wants is to be free, darker forces have other plans, to use her power for their own gain, and she finds herself in a dangerous battle for her soul and the fate of the wizarding world.
Meet the Authors Edition #1 (Nov 2017 To July 2018)
Established in November 2017This book was made to bring publicity to undiscovered authors. In this book, readers can get to know favorite authors or get to know unfamiliar authors. Find differences and similarities with many Wattpad authors. [interview applicants are always being accepted. if you're an interested applicant, please refer to the first chapter of this story or please send me a private message]The pieces of this edition are still being updated: Submission sectionunfilled feature section author directories (Edition one of 9}
Idk Man I'm Tired And Emo
Dumb as H*ck pictures that I find places.(The only picture I claim as mine is the picture in the chapter "I Love Visual Puns, They're Just So EYE Catching(I Made This In A Hobby Lobby)")Also, if I ever get to the chapter limit thing(which I have observed to be 200 chapters) I will either make another book, or just add more than one picture in each chapter, but I'm most likely to just make another book because I'm lazy.I got to the chapter limit guys!!!(I was right it was 200) So once I get this all posted I'll continued another book because I have. So. Many. Memes.
1 God - Poems on God , Creator - volume 4
A ramification of the innumerable Omnipotent fragrances of life that I , Nikhil Parekh , have smelt by the grace of God - I'm grateful to him for enlightening me about his chapters of invincible creation and considering me worthy enough to describe his unparalleled splendor , in a few words and in the shape of this book . A salient tribute to his undefeated power . The compilation of poems depicts the Omniscient Creator in his infinite unconquerable shapes and forms . Goes to irrefutably prove that there is just one Creator , you choose to call him by whatever name - and for everyone one of us till the time we live . This book is a perpetual dedication to Almighty Lord . It quintessentially portrays the splendor of the Almighty Creator in his infinite forms . Goes to victoriously prove at every step , that no matter how hard the devil tries to annihilate the planet - an inconspicuous tap of the Lord's finger makes him crumble to his very last non - existent frigid roots . Poems depicting the ' Omnipotent ' glory of the Creator in an infinite forms that the poet could ever conceive . Natural and uninhibited outpourings of the heart these poems transport the reader into a world of spirituality and magnificence of Godhead . Every poetic piece shows Parekh's unparalleled love for the Almighty and immortalizes the Omnipresent aura of the Lord in a boundless ways and shapes . This spiritually enriched compendium of poems is for all those who've timelessly admired the miraculous prowesses and powers of God at each stage of their lives . Those who've lived each instant of their lives worshipping his Omniscient grace irrespective of the most murderous hell descending around . The poetic imagery brilliantly transcends over every inhibition of caste , creed , color and religion and goes to perpetually prove that all living beings are one and blessed in his fathomless sacrosanct light of truth . The poems depict Parekh's oneness in mind , body and spirit with the Creator .
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COCKY COUPLE | INFINITE Fanfiction
'Give respect and take respect' is the well known common phrase among people and also the same goes with Lee Sungyeol until he met her. She was a type of girl who had a unique saying as 'You show me attitude and you receive it two-fold. Or to be precise I'm Like A Mirror.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lee Sungyeol is the CEO of the real estate company Lee Corps. He is popular in korea for his success at his young age, his handsome features and for being cocky/arrogant. Only a few people knew about him following his father's business as a Loan shark. He finds a huge sum unpaid by Park Jung Ho, a no.1 gambler for about two years. And when Sungyeol hunts down for the fellow, the man absconds leaving a letter to have his Niece Park Seoyun in exchange for the unpaid loan amount that he owes to Sungyeol.And thus Sungyeol decides to trace the girl named Park Seoyun to make her repay her uncle's loan. But that was until he found that girl to be the one who already shared a past with him. He decides to play with that quiet and calm girl without knowing the fact that she has changed into an Arrogant beauty just like him with a Mystery chasing her. The fate also plays it's magical role in his life by making him fall for her Cocky personality while he tries to unveil the mystery that's been chasing her.How will the cocky couple manage to fall in love with each other when the saying goes as same poles repel? Curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back to life so don't just be curious. Read my fanfiction to know how the ending goes and feel free to comment. Also please support my story and show your love with your precious votes.
The Five Dollar Mail (Book 1: The Green & Book 2: Lynch's Boys)
Book 1: The Green (chapters 1-104)Five dollars to mail a letter seems like a lot of money to shy farm girl Lily McMillian. When she's hired in the spring of 1860 by Old Man Lynch as a cook for his stagecoach and Pony Express station, she finds out why it's so expensive. Dropped into a whirlwind of rowdy men and boys, fast horses, and frightening conflict, she inherits more than a pile of dirty laundry. She gains an unlikely band of brothers, a motley collection of rounders, miscreants, and troublemakers, all of whom are in sore need of someone to keep them in line.Book 2: Lynch's Boys (from chapter 105)Who would try to kill someone for a deed to a worthless piece of land? That question has plagued housekeeper Lily McMillian ever since she joined the crew of the Green River Pony Express station. To solve that mystery, she must make awkward allies of her brother Jesse, and the two rivals for her affection, Saint and Hellbender. Together, they will make a dangerous journey to a tiny town with a big secret. Meanwhile, as the rest of the riders look forward to an easy week at the station, they discover that the intrigue surrounding Lily reaches farther than anyone thought. Wash, Storm, and their younger crewmates will be forced to defend the station from a terrifying menace. This is the early draft of a published, ongoing Western adventure-romance series. My intention is to publish the draft here, a couple of chapters a week. If you don't want to wait, the first two books of the trilogy are currently available on Amazon, edited and polished, both as .99 cent eBooks or as nice, hefty trade paperbacks. Contains some mild swearing and mild violence. It's a work in progress, so...pardon the dust.