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Native humour
Yes I know this is useless but I got bored and wanted to throw some native memes on here because I haven't seen anyone else do thisThank you luvs for reading my stories
amour coriace ( five hargreeves! )
"maybe we can head to the apocalypse again as a little vacation. you know what they say... paradise!" "i cannot express to you how little i would like to do that." "stingy fucker." IN WHICH vincent leblanc, resident french asshole and externally fifteen year old (much older internally, but hey who's to judge), resurfaces after abandoning the boy he most definitely totally did not love in the apocalypse. forgiveness doesn't come easy, but betrayal does. lots and lots of motherfucking betrayal. ( five hargreeves x male!oc )( season 1 of umbrella academy )( book one of the amour coriace series )( no. 1 in the fivehargreeves tag 6.25.19 )( no. 1 in the umbrellaacademy tag 7.10.19 & 4.25.20 )
When Bunnyx Brings a Baby
Marinette thought she was up to any challenge. She was Ladybug after all! But when Bunnyx arrives with a baby in her arms asking her to babysit, Marinette quickly learns that Akuma battles are easy compared to taking care of a baby. A baby that seems to know her and for some strange reason... Adrien?
Employed Epoch Of Alex Brook | Book 1| Humor-Romance (Completed)
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **
Our Arranged Shaadi
She is a simple middle-class girl while He is the CEO of a huge Business Firm.She has lived a simple life while He has lived a rather lavish life. ~~~~~~~Two strangers are tied together by the bond of marriage.They didn't even meet each other before the day of their marriage. ~~~~~~~How will these strangers live together for the rest of their lives?Will this married couple learn to love each other?Read to find out ~~~~~~~Best Rankings:#1 in SHAADI (30/04/2022)#1 in INDIANCULTURE (02/06/2022)#1 in NORTHINDIA (19/07/2022)#1 in INDIANCULTURE (04/06/2023)#1 in INDIANCOUPLE (04/06/2023)#2 in INDIANWEDDING (08/06/2022)#2 in INDIANBRIDE (05/10/2022)#2 in INDIANARRANGEDMARIAGE (04/06/2023)#2 in PROTECTIVEHUSBAND (21/03/2024)#8 in INDIANAUTHOR (04/06/2023)#9 in STRANGERS (04/06/2023)#10 in MARIAGE (05/10/2022)#15 in INDIA (04/06/2023)#16 in DESI (04/06/2023)#17 in INDIANMARRIAGE (04/06/2023)#21 in ARRANGEDMARIAGE (04/06/2023)
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And Scene [H.S]
The most perfect Hollywood couple to ever exist. Aviana and Harry Styles. Although maybe it's not all bright white smiles and perfectly posed photos. Maybe there's so much more to it than hours of hair and makeup. Maybe it's not all that it seems. You never really know what happens behind closed doors. Maybe it'll end in tears, maybe it'll work out.
ππππππππ γ MILO THATCH
(Name) had been on quite a few expeditions - being a famous Zoologist had it's perks. But none could be compared the the journey that changed her life, hopefully for the better.Join the shy young lady as she learns the meaning of true friendship, discovers a missing city and quite possibly meets the love of her life.
Code Geass: The Fight for Freedom
What if... the American Revolution or Washington's Rebellion succeeded if someone from the past convinced Benjamin Franklin not to betray the Continental Army? Would Lelouch gain a foothold in achieving peace?
The Bear and The Eagle
Bear Smallhill x OCthis is mostly for Indigenous readers but anyone is welcome to readBased on the show 'Reservation Dogs'I don't own nothing but the OCBear Smallhill and Catori Eaglefeather are in a small 'gang' with their small group of friends. They find themselves growing closer in their time on the rez. They they find the Holy Spirit in one another. Doors open.Read and find outπ€·βοΈI put trigger warnings and try to cut down the cussing that is in the show Love you allβ€οΈ
Make me remember (to forget)
From the heart of New York City to the middle of nowhere in the Lebanese mountains, this is a story about the journey of a self-destructive playboy (Logan) and an emotionally unavailable chronic overachiever (Emily) towards finding meaning in life, climbing mountains, and maybe falling in love. (maybe).
Fraternizing with the Enemy
(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx
Challenge Accepted
"Marek, don't do this. Keep your captainship. I'll tell the truth about what happened and we'll both be out of the deal.""But-""I don't know what your doing, if you think this is going to win you attention or sympathy. Or maybe you are being a noble prat and doing as 'you should'. Plus, I don't mean anything to you. Never have, never will. So please, please, stop acting like I'm special. ""But you are." And then his voice cracked, and I cracked with it. ------------------------She's sick of his arrogant ways, and the bragging. With her goal being to slap some sense into him, she makes a deal; they act like a couple in every sense of the word and the first one to fall in love? Loses.It's only when she realises he may not be such a terrible man after all that she doubts her ability to win. But what if the one thing she put on the line is the one thing she would die trying to protect? Will she allow a relationship to blossom under pressure from her past? **Disclaimer** The drawing in the cover isn't mine (but it was so pretty I used it anyway). If you know who it belongs to, tell me and I can give them the rightful credit.**Implication of sex and some minor bad language. Do not read unless mature enough.**
Love Torment
Veéta, a hybrid of vampire and werewolf descent, has her dormant powers awaken after meeting an enigmatic boy.Having dormant abilities meant Veéta was never part of the supernatural world. After meeting Siege and falling headfirst for his unassuming charms, things turn haywire. As loved ones vanish and time-traveling royalty warn of an impending dystopia, Veéta navigates a fever dream of a situation. Amidst supernatural turmoil, her greatest challenge becomes winning Siege's heart while facing the truth of her heritage with resilience and a hopeful smile.
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Diego smirked as he placed a hand on Mara's cheek, his lips threateningly close to hers as he murmured, "Did you think of me before you found me?"She scoffed, "Not at all.""Yeah," he gave a humoured chuckle as his lips grazed hers, "as if I'd believe that."| book two | season two || total word count: 68k |
My Accidental Boyfriend
Jaya Adams, living a single and lonely life, especially thanks to her two brothers but instead of fusing about it she tries to make the best of her single life, however it seems like life is against her because shes consistently being a third wheel for everyone and everything.A single joke leads to an accidental boyfriend, turning her not so peaceful life even more hectic. How will Jaya deal with the handsome 'prince' who seems to have a secret of his own, is he really who he says he is? Follow the story of Jaya Adams as she deals with him, his secret, a taste of fame, nosy paparazzi and an unknown feeling she's hell-bent on keeping locked up.| HIGHEST IN HUMOUR #3 |Ps. This book needs A LOT of editing!
Wicked (WICKED #1) | β
"What, you don't think I'm a bad boy?""We're in an camp for delinquents. They're all bad boys here."FIRST BOOK IN THE WICKED SERIES
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THE DREAMWALKER. [five hargreeves]
AU!F. HARGREEVES/READERAn alternate universe where The Umbrella Academy is a secret group of seven people saving the world from catastrophes. Because of the constant differences whilst growing up, the group is in a constant state of breaking up, until the world went into a disarray because of an nineteen year old girl who can apparently travel through dimensions, and now they have no choice but to band together to help and save the world--maybe the girl while at it too.[ FROM THE NETFLIX SERIES THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY. DOES NOT FOLLOW ANY PLOTLINE FROM THE ORIGINAL. ][This story can also be found in Archive of our Own and Quotev.]
From Shadows to Sunlight: A Journey of Liberation and Loveπ§Ώ
Step into a world where tradition casts a dark shadow on women, treating them as less than human. Meet a brave heroine who, despite her fears, discovers love with her husband and support from her in-laws. It's a story about breaking free from old beliefs, finding confidence, and embracing love in a journey from darkness to light.
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βCould you not burn my suit next time?ββSorry, force of habit.βββββββββββββππππππππππ :a friend of the Sparrow Academy helps with the new Umbrella Academy's problem on saving the world, whilst also getting attached to one number in particular. βββββββββββββ•The Umbrella Academy Season 3••Sparrow Academy••Five Hargreeves x oc•©littledixonslight
All Our Lives β
βYou're somewhat known in our circles. We call you the Ruiners.βTwo girls-- They've had other names. Other lives. They have been mortal enemies and reluctant allies. Friends. Rivals. Accomplices. Lovers.--and a vengeful soul bent on their destruction.*****ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. I do not allow my work to be "converted", copied, or used in any way. This is my original work and protected by copyright.*****
United Terran Union Arsenal
A book covering the weapons and vehicles that The United Terran Union have on their arsenal followed by soldiers and armour.
Rush
Pregnant and on the run from an abusive husband, Anastasia ends up under the protection of a grumpy CEO with a secret soft spot for her.
When the Sun Sets
I meet him at the right time. Or a completely wrong one, depending on the perspective you look from.I am not the one to fall head over heels in love with someone and he is not the guy someone should even fall in love with.But there are all the witty comebacks, the unplanned meetings at the bar, the rides on his motorcycle, all the laughs we share before the morning ... It does something to both of us. It changes us to the extent where we suddenly can't live without all of this.He is not a good guy. He's as bad as it gets. But he's perfect for me.I want to believe our story is a modern fairy tale with a more realistic ending. You won't get the princess-prince bullshit from me. You'll get it how it is with no sugar-coating. I was no princess and he was no prince, yet we still had something beautiful going on.For a while, at least.
My Salvation | βοΈ
What can you say when your pack is on the verge of total destruction? Nothing. With her pack in ruins, she had no one else to turn to but him. The conditions he set were possible, but she had little to no choice. Could things get even more complicated?Cover was made by me.Highest Ranking - #1 in werewolf ; #1 in romance
To Seduce A Siren
A hard body slammed into her, trapping her against the wall.He leaned into her, his lips almost touching her neck, whispering, "You're my captive now."...Selene is a siren without a purpose, bored with killing and ruining the lives of human men, she longs for something new. Except she didn't intend for something new to come in the form of Raziel, a puritanical Redeemer who's tasked with bringing her to his leader and her death. To make matters worse he's devastatingly gorgeous and resistant to her only defence: her siren's song.Cover by @CloffeeSight*Updates on Friday nights3rd place in The Glossy Awards (Paranormal)