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metalocalypse imagines, prefences

nathan, murderface, toki, pickles, and skwisgaar

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♡~Metalocalypse Types Of Boyfriends~♡

ye, I was bored

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Dethklok- Intoxicate Me

All it took was one night. One night for Bea to become enamored with the tall guitarist. One night for Skwisgaar to accidentally find the person who'd ultimately take his breath away. Neither of them actually knew it at first, though. They actually kinda hated each other.Edit to add : Yo. It's 2022 now. I was like fuckin 14 or some shit when I wrote this. I still think it's funny and all, but you can 100% tell it's a 14 year old telling this story. Do with that information what you will. ALSO babe, as a 14 year old I had been taught that stripping was bad and wrong and stay off the pole!!! >:(But NOW??? Please, get paid bitch, I have so much respect for strippers. I will not be editing the story as it is a historical artifact of FanFiction, but I wanted to add that comment here. Enjoy :)

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Villain Shoto x Midoriya smut

It's a smut. PERIODT

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Just say yes

This is a sterek story if you don't know what that means I will tell you, it's a stiles and Derek love story, hehe. (Teen wolf) Derek and stiles, they just don't fit. They are two completely different people,That's why it was a shock to stiles when he started to get a crush on Derek. Does Derek feel the same way towards stiles. Will these two ever be together or with it be a tragic story of the two who could have been. Find out, if these two love birds can change the story. There are some parts in my story that will be based on the tv show but mostly AU

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Mated

How Derek finds the love of his life. His mate.A Sterek story! This one if for my bae. Love ya, Sunshine

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Toki Wartooth x Reader

A collection of stories of you with your favorite guitarist and member of dethklok. <3!!

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Skwisgaar Skwigelf x reader...

You and Skwisgaar try to find the pieces to piece together you guys life together. With minor mistakes and mishaps, cheating and jealousy with a hint of rage, can you figure it out before your time runs out? Or have him longing for the answer? Find out in this thrilling Metal tale.

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Forbbiden Love (Gaara and Toph Love Story)

Two worlds collide, and a love that was never supposed to be, blossoms to unending lengths. Toph is able to control the earth but is blind. Garra can control sand but believes himself to be a monster.Despite thier completly different personalities, and different life styles, they somehow begin to connect, but as their worlds begin to seperate again, will the young couples love prevail, or will their pasts overcome them both?

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Stoned Emos

Fuck me, Fuck you! Here are pics of emo fucks

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balls

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You again?!??

The blonde and the brunette meet again! I'm not too comfortable doing smut so there will be none of that. (sorry!) This is a Toki x Skwisgaar until further notice. But I'm not very passionate about this ship anymore.

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r u reddie 4 IT

i don't own any of these text posts. all rights and all credit goes to the owners. these are just some text posts about IT that i find funny. a lil break from the heartbreaking fics, ya know?

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Random bullshit

its the titleTW for swearing i guess

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Will You Still Like Me In The Morning? Jeremy×Michael

Jeremy and Christine are a sort of item "but not really." Michael feels himself getting a little jealous, but he thinks it just that he has to share his best friend then he realizes.... it's waaaaay more than that. Definitely not heterosexual feelings.

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Steven Universe Crack*

welcome to the trash heap

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Yous Mys Onlys Friends!

A small child abused and neglected, another child mommy issues and constantly forgotten.They find eachother and they save eachother. Idk something like that. These are children so no smut ya nastys😡😡Also this is constantly being updated and editedThis is my first story so I hope you like it! It's rlly shitty 😭✌️I DO NOT own the cover.

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Jim and Brian

Jim: Hey Brian, a wonderful day today, is it not?Brian: Why yes it is my good sir.Jim: What the tree did you say to me!?Brian: What? I do not understand. Jim: YOU WILL ADDRESS ME AS TREE! YOU FUCK TICKLE SHIT!Brian: I do not appreciate your language.Jim: TREE! I do not appreciate your language TREEBrian: I do not wish to address you as a fucken TREE! Stupid tricycle.Jim: How dare you call me a tricycle! BETCHBrian: FUUUUUUUUUJim: FUUUUUUUUUBrian: Don't make me dinosaur the FUCK outa yo anus.Jim: That's gay Brian, gaaaaaay!Brian: I am gayJim: So am I!!!Brian: I love you!!Jim: I love you too!!!Brian: LET'S MARRY!!!Jim: Fuck that shit, I'm a free tree.Brian: Good for you.################# TEH END ##################

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~Dethklok Agere Imagines~

for all of the agere metalocalypse fans out there! ^_^ this whole book is gonna be each member of dethklok being your caregiver! (except for toki, for him i'm gonna do some age regressor headcanons about him instead of cg headcanons since he's canonically an age regressor!)

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Dethklok- Melodic

Verra was one of the thousands of fans who loved Dethklok. When they're having trouble finding inspiration, luck brings them to her. As she grows closer with each member of the band, more than one becomes intrigued by her. She begins to build strong friendships, as well as relationships. Eventually she is caught between what she wants and what the press wants. Nathan, at first cold, discovers that she's different than girls who normally chase after him for exactly that reason. Verra doesn't feel the need to pursue. Toki and Verra quickly hit it off, becoming friends immediately. With his curse of death surrounding him and everyone he loves, will Verra get hurt by him? What exactly will Verra do for Dethklok, or TO them? *This story is not specifically focused on romance, and not every chapter will include it (although it is a big subplot).*Edit to add : Yo. It's 2022 now. I was like fuckin 14 or some shit when I wrote this. I still think it's funny and all, but you can 100% tell it's a 14 year old telling this story. Do with that information what you will.

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𝙵𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚖𝚜 (𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜) 𝚙𝚝. 2

Part two from female face claims

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Due Idioti Innamorati

When two fruity men are on an island, training and fighting together, it's only natural they start to take in ALL the details... Especially when forced to share a room due to some unexplained slip-up.How will they navigate this? Find out as you read!(Title is "Two Idiots in Love" in Italian. Yes, I used google translate, don't kill me-)(Also sorry for the cover :,))If you found this, thank you, this is my first post here, also added it on Ao3 just 'cause. Link to my account is in my bio. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this dumbass short story I thought of. My bestie loves it, I'm sure others will. If it's not your cup of tea, I'm sorry, I may need to re-write it. Anyway, enjoy! ^ ^

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DNF SMUT AND FLUFF LOLL

this is a smut,fluff,lime and other type of tws like sh is added but im gonna mention it before the part bc i love you and care about you even tho idk you i love you sm for taking your time to read this shit i wrote lol, also im French so please correct is im wrong English is not my 1st language, ENJOY THE SE

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This is dumb

Dumb story keep scrolling

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LGBTQ+ Memes

Memes courtesy of your favorite bisexual bean🏳️‍🌈

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Skwistok-- What

Toki's content with killing Skwisgaar but apparently Skwisgaar has other plans.

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