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[BL] Help, My Classmate is Trying to Murder Me!

My name is Zhao Lingfeng. I have a classmate named Dong HeFeng. He's tall, handsome, friendly, smart, and sociable-everything about him is good, except for one thing: he wants to kill me.How do I know? Well, I've known him since middle school and we were never close. If I saw him in the hall, I would only take an extra glance. Perhaps we would even nod to one another as a way to say "hello." But all of a sudden, in the middle of our first year of secondary school, he started sticking to me! Every day, every class, and sometimes, even every minute! If it were only this, I would just assume he really wants to be friends; but what really convinced me of his intent to murder me was the way he would stare and observe me for long moments at a time. Tell me, if he's not trying to kill me, then what exactly is he trying to do?!Therefore, I must never let my guard around HeFeng. Who knows what he'll do if I'm not careful. HeFeng, just you wait. I'll force out your true intentions soon!

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Dr. Diana Maitland

A therapist deals with a teenage dickhead

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Explosive

A brilliant but vengeful chemist and his former CEO have a heated confrontation on a mountaintop

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When The Ice Breaks (A Wings of Fire Fanfic)

There was this Icewing who lost their family, an Ex-Icewing prince, and a sand snorter. Oh, and there's a shy Seawing, an overjoyed Rainwing, a fire girl, a nerd, and a gay guy. I also forgot about the crazy serial killer running around.

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Enchanter

A young wizard confronts his mentor as magic attributed to the latter bear striking similarities to his own work.

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Mr.Orange

A story about my horrible French teacher who killed students with pens and is in love with Melodie. ROSIE HATES HIM SO MUCH!Based on a true story.

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Metamorphosis

Butterflies...

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Naga Vincent x Reader

Well as you can see this is my first Naga Vincent fanfic. It's probably not very good but eh enjoy. :) Oh and also this might be a lemon idk yet.Decided to end it, here we go, after 5 years we back

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My Second Chance at Love

Loved the wrong person. Used until broken. Discarded brutally.-----His parents gave him the name, ShuFang, meaning kind, gentle and sweet. He had everything he needed; love from his family, respect from his peers, and friends who would go through hardships with him. One thing he didn't have was a lover. One day, he fell deeply in love. Unfortunately, he fell in love with the wrong person. The person he loved used him over and over again until he broke. All ShuFang wanted was for his love to be reciprocated; even if it's just a little bit. But to his heartbreaking shock, the person he loved didn't love him at all. In fact, the he hated ShuFang. He thought ShuFang was disgusting for loving another man. That person executed his family and friends right in front of ShuFang's face. ShuFang was dismembered and thrown into the snowy mountains. His sight grew hazier and hazier until he saw a blurry shadow approach him. "Would you like a chance to restart everything? A chance to save your loved ones from demise, a chance to live your life for yourself, and a chance to love again--all, in the exchange for your lovely eyes.""Yes." But I won't ever love again.

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My Cold But Overprotective Bestfriend

Allyson Blaire Wilson and Liam Dave Diaz became friends since they're in the 5th grade and now they're bestfriend. It's really hard to approach Liam. A lot of girls wanted to date him. But looks like Liam doesn't like those girls. Allyson is the kind of girl who is energetic, always happy and laughs a lot, while Liam is the kind of boy who is COLD. He doesn't want any other guy touch her or be with her.Is Liam is jealous and inlove with his bestfriend or he just want his bestfriend to be safe?

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The need for protection

This is about a chirstian girl that keeps having this horrifing dreams but no one no's about them expect her she thing that is why that guy is following her after school but she dont know who it is .

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The Phone Call

A short story based on a love confession between two friends, starting with a phone call, ending at a party.This is an exercise of sorts for making realistic dialog. Enjoy!!

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Story Idea Collection

Just a collection of stories I might write in the future? Most of them are inspired by random things in my life, e.g. poems, songs, a dirty rock, etc..

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Pokemon memes

MememmememememmesAlso credit to MarlineAnimates for the cover It's a frame from one of her animations.also also75% of these memes are stolen I rarely make og content here.

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I fell in love instantly

Ugh. Steve Carlsburg. Au It's welcome to night vale if you couldn't tell already.There's JUST enough nsfw to make @chickenmcbobblesquad uncomfortable. Not much tho. None of this art is mine btw I'll try and credit the artist

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FNAF Crack

Read Afton Family Reunion to understand this. Ships are included even tho I don't really ship them anymore and just want it to match the story so yeah. Cover is JustEshy On Tweeter

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Journal/Thingymcbober.

Where I write how I fell..-- OOA/PIPER

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The Method To My Madness

Let's be honest here we all have gone to a random location at a random point in the space time continuum and saw a person that caused us to question ourselves with the age old ponderings of "what in the hell was this person thinking when they woke up this morning". Now, I don't know about you but I have yet to develop "the Jedi Force" so this is my way of explaining my thoughts in a series of letters. Why? Because my mind is a scary place jumbled with a side of crazy so enjoy the journey because there is absolutely no telling where we will end up and no this won't be like "The Perks Of Being A Wallflower" I'm not that good.

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The gay is contagious

There is too much Homo going on at Lapoopa's school, Gayass High, in Gayvile, Ohio. But what she doesn't know is that the Gay is contagious. What will she do when her bully, Mcboobface, is hot? Find out on the next episode of Dragon bal-(Made for funny HA HA actions)

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Love Stories Are So Last Year

Name: Des Occupation: Homewrecker Status: It's complicated Yeah, yeah I know what you're all thinking. Why would someone ever want to be a damn homewrecker? Blah, blah this, blah, blah that. You see, my job is not as simple as it sounds. I get paid to get in between relationships and completely screw their lives up. It takes a lot of planning to play out this whole thingy-mcbob, one wrong move and it's all over. I admit, it's damn hilarious seeing hell break loose. One time, a girl spanked her boyfriend, well ex-boyfriend really, with a ruler in public and all the poor guy was wearing was a pair of carebear boxers. Considering she was a teacher, it made sense she'd use a ruler as something to hit him with, right? Anyways, getting back on track, my life was absolutely perfect until HE came along. The hot shot, the happily married racer, the rich and famous, the one and only Max Cowen. Don't get me wrong, it's not that he isn't attractive, in fact the problem is that he is a tad bit too attractive. So what happens when I end up having the hots for this guy and he seems to be impossibly attracted to me? Problems, and a shit load of them. Oh, did I forget to mention that I am not allowed to continue on a relationship with someone after the job is done? Well there ya have it folks, I am in deep shit.

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The Evil Conspiracy of Cinnamon Rolls

A regularly updated comedic trip through history affected by evil cinnamon rolls( yes I'm serious) with helpings of modern-day spy action on the side. Enjoy!😀Title credits go to @ Lil-Riley2002

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true storys

Bob.

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Mr. McBob

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This sucks

It does

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Totally Nothing Happens To Bob

Bob Mcbobster is a normal everyday dog, well actually not, he's secretly a potato and dragon. His best friend William Snugglepuff is dwarfinpugglemuff.

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