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the guide for girls
so basically this is gonna be filled with info bout periods, weight, hygiene and just more about you body!๐๐ฐremember you can ask me question and I will try to answer as helpful as possible๐๐ฐ
Brian x Kokushibu
this is a story for my cousin who asked me to make it and I basically spoil him. so here's this shit
Jareth The Goblin King Smut
ok so basically to keep it short. i mainly made this for practicing my smut writing skills. idrc if u like it or not, pls just know, its practice :-)
mikellino enamorado de un profesor Y 30 Dรญas De OPT Mikellino
se trata de una historia basada y inspirada con los compás
Paranormal Urban Legends
Urban legends tend to focus on a current fear or cultural phenomenon of the time. From the unbelievable to the possible, urban legends satisfy a human desire to find entertainment and thrills within one's deepest and darkest fears.Hello guys.My name is Suhani .Today there's gonna be horror.So,basically urban legend means that old horror stories people think was true.I don't believe in all this , but I still like to find more about it.If you want other legends,tell me by commenting.(Ranked 18 in paranormal on 5 June 2017)(Ranked 17 in paranormal on 17 June 2017)(Ranked 16 in paranormal on 15 June 2017)(Ranked 14 in paranormal on 24 June 2017)(Ranked 15 in paranormal on 25 June 2017)#wattpride
Chrysopoeia
Cassia Brightberry's Ancient Magic is growing stronger, yet she can't control it. Each manifestation is more destructive than the last, and she worries something catastrophic will soon happen. She returns to Hogwarts for her sixth year, hoping the Keepers will finally provide the training she needs. However, they seem just as reluctant as before, and Cassia is left to figure it out herself until mysterious letters appear, giving instructions on how to harness her incredible power.Meanwhile, reports of vicious beasts are becoming increasingly common, and Hogwarts tightens its security as the attacks draw ever closer to the school. Cassia and her friends have a terrible feeling it's connected to her in some way, urging her to develop her magical prowess ever more quickly. She finds mentorship in Hypatia Herbert, the enigmatic Alchemy professor with a quest of her own, and whom Cassia isn't sure she trusts entirely. But she can't deny Professor Herbert possesses valuable knowledge that will guide her through her challenges.Cassia swiftly realizes this won't be the "less-exciting" year she'd wished for. But perhaps-despite the danger of it all-she and her friends can remedy their previous wrongs and heal from the devastating consequences weighing over them, turning from darkness into something brighter.
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Meet my oc [Official]
To keep me in check on what books I have to do.Started: November 9, 2023Finished:Rewrite: UnknownStatus: OngoingWords: ∞
IMAGINES FROM MULTIPLE FANDOMS
I mean, it's an imagines book...what else do you need to know?I HAVE WRITTEN EVERYTHING IN THIS BOOK SO PLEASE DON'T STEAL IT thanks. (Unless I've said at the beginning of the imagine that it's not mine)
My Little Kitty
Yuu and Asuramaru having an unusual relationship together.... Master and their pet, unless, it's a literal one.As a neko, Asura is a frisky kitty. An adorable catboy that always demand attention, clingy, spoiled, mischievous, and flirty. With a stunning cuteness, he always get what he want from his kindhearted master. However, when he's in heat, then it means he'll demand more than just petting. He'll keep on teasing his master until he get it, even if he need to be play naughty.And he know that his master will give him what he wanted, because he too, surely want him.An AU where vampire and demons still exist, but so does werewolves, kitsune, and other supernatural being, and Asuramaru is a neko, instead being a demon. Yuu is also young adult in this setting, so he's slightly older than in the canon. Written in Yuu's perspective. Containing mature language, especially since this is Yuu speaking here.Containing smut, including clear depicting of sexual scene and vulgar language. Fair warning, it's also quite kinky, especially considering their relationship that's basically pet play, but with an actual cat boy.~ ~ ~HIGHEST RANKING:RANK #1 IN "ASURAMARU"RANK #3 IN "ASURA" RANK #4 IN "YUU"RANK #16 IN "ONS"RANK #23 IN "PETPLAY"RANK #35 IN "SHOTA"RANK #45 IN "TRAPS"
Kirby: The Fun (Comedic) Adventures of The Dream Friends!
Stupid attempts at comedy based on my (quite outdated) Kirby headcanons and stuff.Contains Metadede (King Dedede x Meta Knight)
The Dark Sides Of Life
This is a short fiction story based on 4 real life topics the four topics include obsession, domestic abuse, lust and Safe sexStory 1 = Allison Kane was a beautiful girl who had it all. She came across the wrong man the right way Her parents loved him but little did they know he had a secret...read her diary to get the dirty secrets about her and her "husband", from the romantic beginning until the deep destruction.Story 2 = Katia Lyne was a down to earth girl who has made bad choices. She is a down to earth girl who is fun but gets easily bored. One day she decides to log on to a chat room just to occupy her boring time. On this chat , she met a guy who overtime became obsessed with her. He began to become weirder and weirder.
Jim x Dwight One Shots
Just one shots of Jim and Dwight.Update: These have been anything but one shots lol. They are more like one shots that sometimes have multiple parts. I update regularly.Beautiful cover by @hallucynation thank you so much for such a great cover ly<33
Another Danganronpa Chatfic :D
So uh, yes another one of these. Occasional plot and ships included are:Shuichi x Kokichi x KiiboKirumi x KaedeRantaro x KorekiyoKaito x MakiHimiko x Tenko x AngieByakuya x MakotoToko x KomaruKirigiri x CelestiaSakura x AoiSouda x Gundham x SoniaHajime x Nagito x Kamakura Ibuki x MikanHiyoko x MahiruPeko x FuyuhikoOC inserts are included so :')
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โณ โโ2nd s/mb bookโฏ man i would be the one whos going to record that shit while masturbating and listening to i beat my dick
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ayo this is my first of making a story (not technically a story but whatever???) which is basically about countryhumans and zodiacs - hope you guys at least enjoy it lol
Fall With Me
Being in the Foreman family isn't all bad at least that's how Azura Foreman said it ought to be.Book 1/3"At least when I cry the mirror cry's with me,instead of laughing at me." I say pathetically.He stares at me with pity I fall back to stare at moon."Even the moon knows my secrets, while the sun watches over me." The silence calms my brain as he lays next to me soaking the night sky in.Although my thoughts are interrupted as I hear crackling from the trees behind me_______________________________18 year old Azura Foreman has her last year at high school with her friends, until a vampire comes to town and spoils all her plans along with her discovering the truth of herself and family. She's not really an ordinary teenager.JAM PACKED WITH IDEAS AND INFORMATION SO PLEASE READ Vampire werewolf and witch fan fiction
Daddy Wants (END)
- Jung Jaehyun- Jung Taeyong- Jung JenoSinopsis : Jeno seorang anak semata wayang yang bisa dibilang polos dan tidak berpengalaman didalam dunia kenikmatan kecuali bermasturbasi.Akhirnya jaehyun mengajari jeno dengan semua ide gilanya dengan target yang tak lain adalah mommy nya sendiri.
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Messages [COMPLETE]
Yeah, this is basically just a book where I'm gonna be sending text messages to my friends. They're real people and maybe, some people on wattpad will be featured. Anywho, if you like comedy and randomness, then this book is for you! I don't know why I made this, but I did it anyways!
1-A; Aizawa's Problem Children
-Iida Tenya has started a group chat--Iida Tenya has added Midoriya Izuku, Ururaka Ochako, Asui Tsuyu, and 16--Iida Tenya has changed name of the group chat to 'Class 1-A Study Group'-Iida Tenya: This is for school and emergency communications only. I hope you respect the guidelines and rules, as we are still in school.Ashido Mina: UwU you haave much to much faith in us, class rep...Iida Tenya: Oh no.Ashido Mina: OwO oh yes owo---A week later---Sonic the Hedghog: This group chat was a mistake.On wednesday's we wear pink: I regret nothing.This fic spiralled out of control so so quickly wtffff(Ships: ShinKami, KiriBaku, TodoDeku, TsuChako, JirMomo, Shoji x Tokoyami, Sero x Iida, Tooru x Ojiro, EraserMic, Ibara x Mina probably more but I have six am insomnia brain so I can't remember them all)(OTHER THAN THE COVER ANY ART USED IS NOT MINE, UNLESS EXPLICITY STATED SO, ALL CREDIT TO THE OWNERS)(This fanfic is not safe for Mineta fans)
โขyou're not real.โข {a ghost!JD JDonica fanfic}
woop. feelies and angst abound. if you don't feel like suffering, probably don't read. JDonica is not a healthy relationship but in the musical they genuinely loved eachother for a lil bit, no matter how brief it was and I think I did a fairly good job of portraying that. no nsfw, brief mention of masturbation but thats it. e n j o y (also it's basically AHS ghost rules for anyone who was wondering)
The BIG Book of RANDOM
Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
Domineering husband
Summary too long, read it in the first chapterNOT MINEMTL (no editing)NO VOTINGhttps://m.shubaow.net/285/285540/