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[REQUEST CLOSED]"You sounded like the boss baby. What the fuck,""Hey, you shouldn't curse. I'm technically a baby so don't."WARNINGโš ๏ธ: VERY CRINGY AND JUST EW DISGUSTANG SO i dont recommend reading it :)Proceed at your own riskMost impressive ranking:#1 in saythename#7 in woozi#10 in dk

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Tokyo Ghoul (Smut One Shots)

Well. It's a book about smuts between certain characters in the Anime Hit Tokyo Ghoul(7/26/19- 10.4k READS!!!!!! )(8/17/19- I updated, sectioning the big paragraph into smaller ones)(11-3-19- 20.8k REAAAAAADS!!!) (2-8-20 -32.1k REAAADDDDSSSS!!!) (4-5-20- 41.1k REAADSSSSS!!!!) (5-20-20 - 50.2k READDSSSSSS!!!) DE-FUCKING-MONITIZEDPs again. THIS BOOK ISN'T REALLY SERIOUS OK?

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Dustrune - The Bladed Knight (A Deltarune Fanfiction)

After going trough the story over and over again, with IT never being satisfied, Kris decided to break free. After continually having everything they cared for ripped away, they decided to break their own morals, and get stronger. And who knows what they're capable of like this...The story is written under the assumption that you played/watched a playtrough both Undertale and Deltarune. It's not strictly necessary, but it provides context for the characters and the differences from canon to fanfiction-canonWarning: the story includes some blood, death, and lemons.This has been inspired by Dusttale more than Dustrune it self, and it led to my original story. This is also my first fanfiction, so I hope you enjoy reading!

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Alpha Raven โœ”

Even though the room was dark, I could still the one person who made my heart skip a beat. He stood there, his hands tucked in his pockets, staring at me. So entranced by the Alphas beauty I didn't the notice the foot in front of me. Within a second I tripped over the foot, causing the cake to fly right out of my hands. I managed to keep my balance, but I couldn't ignore the gasps from around the room, and the inhuman growl from in front of me. Hesitantly looking up, a shocked gasp left my mouth. The Alphas venomous gaze was fixed on me. He growled once more making me jump back two steps. Too focused on the door, I was shocked when the Alpha pushed me against the wall, pinning my hands above my head. His face was still covered with cake but he's bloodshot eyes could be seen from a mile away. **************** Alicia Faye. A girl with an extraordinary personality. She's confident yet socially awkward , has good manners and when she walks into a room she's a breath of fresh air. She doesn't care if a person is wealthy, middle-class or poor and treats all the people in her life with the same respect and care. Even though she has the biggest secret known to the werewolf kingdom resting on her shoulders, she always smiles. Unable to make new friends in the fear of losing her secret she stays to herself, only speaking up when she needs to put someone in their place. Asher Raven. An Alpha with an enigmatic personality. He's feared yet no one has heard a word from him. He ignores every living organism and when he walks into the room, it's a sign for everyone to leave. He respects all his pack members no matter their social status. He has never been caught smiling since what happened. Ever. What happens when Alicia Faye meets Asher Raven? What happens when Asher Raven meets Alicia Faye?

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TVD Imagines

Hello!The Vampire Diaries Imagines and Preferences I hope you like it!It is October 18th, 2023, I just logged back in and had thousandsss of notifications. I wrote this in middle school, I'm so embarrassed ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ I'm glad y'all are still reading and enjoying! For my sake, I will not be rereading this or reading comments or I might off myselfโค๏ธ

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fish. (INANIMATE INSANITY FANFIC)

yeah i'll add something here later.if there's smth triggering on a certain part i will add warnings :3inanimate insanity does NOT belong to me !!anyways i got this idea from a c.ai chat i had. (it's weird ik.)

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โœ“ | CUFFING SEASON | PAYTON MOORMEIER

"that is my sister""sister?! you have a sister?!"

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Our Actions & Their Repercussions

AU (Alternate Universe) They're out of the game successfully, living their own lives in bliss. Something happens though, as the usual story plot goes, something that Jake English will find through a very secretive woman.His blind pride will be her downfall,Their story will be his reason to save the both of them.

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๐Ÿ‘Peaches๐Ÿ‘ : Valt x Aiger

Aiger wants to eat something, he goes to the kitchen to find his peaches. Aiger discovers his peaches are gone and suspect his boyfriend, Valt had something to do with it. But Aiger will discover more than what he's looking for ......๐Ÿ”žโš ๏ธWARNINGโš ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž Some sexual content.....I feel like its more of a teaser but whateverI OWN NOTHING

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The Adventures of Batmom

In a city, much like your city, there is a heroine who saves the day with cooking, cleaning and boo-boo healing. Her name is, Batmom!I am Batmom!Amusing stories of life as a mom.Not affiliated with DC comics or the DCEUCover by @IM_THAT_QUEEN_17#335 Non-fiction (9/22/17)#203 Non-fiction (9/23/17)#176 Non-fiction (9/24/17)#129 Non-fiction (10/5/17)#126 Non-fiction (10/6/17)#121 Non-fiction (10/7/17)#112 Non-fiction (10/11/17)#94 Non-fiction (10/14/17)#81 Non-fiction (10/17/17)#57 Non-fiction (11/14/17)#38 Non-fiction (11/20/17)

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fantasy face claims โน โœ“

a book of face claims for your ocs xbook nine of face claims[all rights reserved @eeveezilla | 2023]

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the boy on plasticbeach(2d x reader)

when a tall boy with blue hair and black eyes ran into you you decided to help him. you didn't know that small decision would change you life forever! Your kidnapped and taken to an island made entirely out of landfill and you're being forced to make music and perhaps find love?yea its a 2d x reader but you knew that already XD there are a few lemon pages but you can skip them and it's like nothing happened.

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Slashers X reader (One-shots, Imagines, headcanons and more !!)

[Requests are currently open!]Exactly what the title says !! Hope you like it :)

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To Remember 2 : The Call ( Hoodie X Reader ) BOOK 2

#CPAWARDSSHOUTOUT(Welcome back to the "To Remember" series, where I put my own terrifying twist on X Reader stories. X Reader stories are supposed to be romantic and stuff, but romance is common. And I am definately not common. Same series, same story, different themed....?)You just woke up from a coma. Everything is blurry and confusing to you. And you keep seeing him, everywhere you go. Your potential killer. The man from the party, Hoodie. As far as the police know, you can't remember anything. But you remember it all too well.No time for that, though. Something in the woods keeps calling you back. Enchanting, haunting, horrifying.

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New memberใ€Šmale readerใ€‹stray kids

The story a secret but its spicyyy

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The Bad Boy Saved Me โœ”

{SENSITIVE CONTENT}Olivia Greene. A typical nerd? Not really.Shy. Awkward. Fashion sense from hell? Of course. Olivia has been picked on her entire high school life. It's finally senior year and she can't wait to graduate and move away. But what she didn't realise was that the year was going to turn her life upside down. She has a secret no one knows. Bruises no one sees and screams no one hears. At least that's what she thought. Now enter Neel Taylor. The typical school bad boy. Heart throb and don't forget rumoured gang leader. What happens when Olivia runs into Neel quite literally. What happens when he breaks down all her walls to finally realise why she's the nerd.Well, I guess you'll just have to read on to find out how the bad boy saves her.

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Behind The Bangs | โœ”๏ธ

Payton, a 16 year old going through depression, has never had much of a reputation. But when Grayson, the town's well-known troublemaker, goes out of his way to make her his happily ever after, Payton feels that emotion might not be as painful as she thought.

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Fighting You โœ”

(Previously known as Mr vs Miss Delinquent)Dylan, turned to me slowly before kneeling and collecting my books, when he stood back up he was welcomed with my smirk making his glare intensify. "I'd watch my back if I were you, you should know not to mess with me" Dylan whispered stepping closer to me, his breath fanning my face. So typical. "Really? Am I supposed to be scared, because I'm not. Infact, I think you should watch out, I'm about to take over." I smirked "We'll see" he says with a similar smirk before turning in his heels and walking off, along with Zac, Chase and Blake. This is going to be one heck of a year. **** Meet Skylar Reed! A bad girl who knows what she wants and will stop at nothing until she gets it! She's not afraid to do and say what others only dream about. She's looked down on as a trashy slutty drunk girl in society, but in all reality she does what everyone wants to do, she just has enough guts to do it. She's the life of the party and isn't afraid to put a bitch in her place if she crosses the line. People may think she's out of control,but the truth is that she has a reason for why she does what she does, they just don't know it. Now meet Dylan Ryder! The badboy of Eastwood High. The boy who has many characteristics of a naughty boy: he's independent and willful; he does what he wants when he wants; he doesn't follow trends, they follow him; he often looks scruffy, but hip; he's not looking for trouble, but there's a sense of danger about him. For these reasons and more, he's irresistible to women. What happens when the two worlds of Skylar and Dylan collide?What happens when the first meeting results in hatred?What happens when this hatred results in love? {Explicit language}

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Princess Undercover โœ”

Noah looked at me for a second before moving closer. I sucked the card off his lips but it faltered and fell to the ground. A second later I felt a pair of lips on mine. My eye's closed instantly as a pair of arms wrapped around my waist. I lifted my hand cupping Noah's cheek moving my lips in time with his.***Paige Allison is a noble young lady who carries herself with poise and dignity. She listens attentively. And when she speaks, she carefully chooses her words. She exercises control over her emotions and makes choices based on what's right rather than on how she feels. Though she isn't perfect, she possesses a strong sense of duty that comes with knowing she's a princess.She doesn't demand or expect special treatment from others and chooses to refrain from bragging or boasting. Instead, she focuses on others and their needs. She doesn't have to be in the spotlight because she already knows she's a princess.Paige loves her duties as Princess but, that doesn't mean that she doesn't enjoy her privacy. When Paige learns that she is soon to become Queen. She makes a decision which could either make or break her life.***"When you feel like rebelling or indulging in other questionable behaviour, remember your crown and ask yourself, Is this the conduct of a princess? My princess Qualities?"****Spin-Off To Mr vs Miss Delinquent. Can Be Read As A Single Book.*

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All I Want (Completed) !Under Editing!

"Ow! My face!" I whined."Didn't think you would be falling for me already." A husky, rich and velvety voice came.I opened my eyes. I saw feet and followed the feet up to a face. Deep brown eyes searched my soul and dark brown hair flipped as a hand ran through them. I hadn't realized I was staring, much less at his face."Like what you see, Lee?" He smirked with a wink."I'm sorry, who are you and no." I glared and frowned.He gaped, "You don't know who I am?""Are you deaf? I just asked who you are?!" His gape turned into a smirk."All the more fun. I know more then you think, princess." His eyes held many levels of mischief."So, you gonna tell me, or should I walk away now?" I glanced at the snack table, hoping he would catch on."Sassy! I like it." His smirk widened, "Now princess, my name is Clayton, Clayton Smith." _________________________________________________________________________________Monica Lee is a 16 year old Junior. Her nice and feisty personality gets her around high school. She has a few problems at home and a few problems at school. Her problems seem to add on when the popular guy, Clayton Smith, recognizes her. She had a crush on him in 6th grade and got over it, but will her crush return? Or will she go on with her life? Is this All She Wanted?#1 - First Place Winner of the Coruscate Awards. #2 - Second Place Winner of the Summer Awards.

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Ghost Tommy AU || after the exile || {DISCONTINUED}

COVER ART NOT MINETubbo is having a christmas party in L'manberg and everyone is invited except Tommy. FanfictionIts in Minecraft, but its real life. If you die you don't respawn, except if you have unfinished business, you come back a ghost like Ghostbur (Wilbur).Read if you want to :)

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Wholehearted Half-Souls

After the barrier had been broken and harmony between monsters and humans had returned, a new sinister force arises after peace returned to the land. When the darkness threatens to destroy a pair of brothers and the very society they rescued and freed, they'll have to work fast before the darkness consumes the brothers and the entire town of Ebott with them. Ambassador Frisk Dreemurr and Asriel "Flowey" Dreemurr will have to stay DETERMINED, that is certain.Disclaimers: -This story is a canon-compliant/canon universe, post-pacifist timeline sequel for Undertale. To help enhance the experience, I HIGHLY recommend finishing the true pacifist path of Undertale first, or at the very least watch a playthrough of the true pacifist path before you read this story. -I would also recommend (but not as heavily) playing Deltarune Chapters 1 + 2 or watching a playthrough of them first to enhance the experience. -Mentions of real-life locations and phenomena are completely coincidental.-UNDERTALE AND DELTARUNE ARE THE PROPERTY OF TOBY FOX. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS NOR ANY PROPERTY RELATED TO THEM.

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โ™กNew Kpop groupโ™ก Ft: Enhypen.

this is a story of a girl/Y/n that has a brother that is sunoo from enhypen so this story will have all members from enhypen in it to.sunoos sisters name will be sinjae. she will debut with her group that is called Baby Spice.the leader is Sinjae/y/n.maybe some angst.phobias.will be warnings.maybe ships?

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problems and soloutions

human AU the jade winglet are at bording school together all around the ages of 15/16 in the modern world

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Faces Of Love : The Trinity

Fame. Friendship. Pressure. Love. What will they do to achieve the last?In the chaotic world of showbiz, how will these three couple find their way to each other's arms?How much are they willing to give up and fight for in the name of Love?

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Bards Against the Throne

i make new story as eda for raine a tell about about antrag and croup raine meet amber as amber little was and amber life at raine amber is his 12 year life at raine a,her is 14 year old raine meet kayta as katya always run and as kayta with raine talk and amber later meet raine derwin derwin dad had him leave and derwin mom is die derwin life at raine home and amber and kayta too kayta and derwin his best friends amber is how siblings for kayta and derwin later where kayta and derwin together eda and raine too later meet raine hunter hunter is running and he life at raine and he is apotive

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