Here are some jokes. They may be bad but I gave it a shot so I hope you enjoy. This book includes-Tree puns-Silly puns-Knock knock jokes-Doctor Doctor jokes-Chicken jokes-Clean jokes-And more!!!
Rainbow Dash has finally come to terms with her sexuality and feelings towards her best friend Applejack, but she's too scared to confess. After the two girls share an unexpected moment, she realizes that Applejack likes her back. Despite this, things don't always turn out as planned and they both have to learn that the hard way. Lots of drama, angst and fluff. No joke, the drama is almost overwhelming. Happy ending though.
♚Property of Joker♚ These imagines won't kill you. But they may hurt you really, really bad.
BOOK TWO IN THE BATMAN:THE HERO AND THE VILLAIN SERIESSTARTED - August 18th 2017FINISHED - September 12th 2017It's been a year since Chrissy's boyfriend Luke died, a year since Chrissy became Blue Jay, a year since she met Bruce Wayne. A year since they both knew who they really were.Chrissy James is no longer the villains protector. Thanks to billionaire, playboy Bruce Wayne, she had changed her ways and now helps the city of Gotham. Chrissy and Bruce are still shaken but the threat on Chrissy's life from the Joker, but that doesn't stop them for being the beacon of hope for Gotham. But once Chrissy's past gets to her unexpectedly, the Joker's return, and lies in the closet relationships, things take a turn for the worst for Bruce and Chrissy.
After being cooped up inside for a little too long, Maeve decides to go to a local fair with her best friend, Olivia.The two have fun for most of the night. Going on rides, playing games at the booths, and..entering random raffles. By the end of the night, Maeve and Olivia sit and listen to the raffle winners, wondering if they've won anything. Olivia ends up winning a few plushies and dinners!And Maeve wins-A date..?----I'm sorry, I literally cannot write summaries for the life of me.-Warnings-•Suicide jokes - 'I wanna die in a hole' type of stuff•There will most likely NOT be smut•Cringe
Alia Nazario is Mr. Henderson's secretary and she thinks she's, well... lucky. Her boss is a real gentleman. He's never chatted her up or made those crappy jokes she used to hear from previous superiors. Mr. Henderson never showed anything but kindness and respect towards Alia. Until he asked her to be his girlfriend for a holiday.
Cora spent the best summer of her life with the Batfam, learning, loving, and growing. Starting school shouldn't change that. But school is only the beginning. This is the sequel to Real(batboys). If you haven't read it, go check it out. Otherwise this story won't make sense. And if you don't like the ship Jaytim I don't know how you made it this far, please go check out the Real-ish storyline you'll enjoy it much more. DISCLAIMER: I do not own DC or the Batfam. I only own Cora and the rest of my OCs. And the writing, that's all me.Word count: 83,006 words
"So shrek what's your problem" I asked well I watched him sit down on the chair next to me ⚠️Warning ⚠️ Includes: - Boyxboy- Swearing- Spelling/grammar mistakes - CRINGE⚠️Art is not mine⚠️ credit to the owners ⚠️this was meant as a joke⚠️If you are not comfortable with any of this,There's the door ➡️🚪 :)
Ask or dare AppleDash in this awesome book that will surely make you ship this couple more than ever.
Luz Noceda works at a wonderful store called Hot Topic with her co-workers, King Clawthorne, Hooty, and Edalyn Clawthorne, her manager. But, being in a populated mall, you don't really get to decide who you work by. Amity Blight works at Claire's, the accessory store with her co-workers, Boscha, and Skara, her manager being a woman named Lilith Clawthorne.Though, you only read books for fluff, this one has some angst sprinkled on top. Overworked, understaffed, working hard to reach end's meet. Luz slowly starts to realize that she can fight for herself. Hooty doesn't have to be the joker. King can quit work because he's just eight! And Owlbert can learn to speak up after all these years.And do your friends a favor readers. Ask how they're REALLY doing. Let them be weak in front of you. Let yourselves be weak in front of them! And don't be scared to open up again.ALSO RAINE DOESN'T EXISIT, I WON'T ADD THEM IN THIS STORY I DON'T SHIP RAINE X EDA SORRY NOR DOES IT CARRY HUNTER X ANYONE I'M VERY SORRY. THIS DOES HAVE SOME ASPECTS OF SEASON 2B SO PLEASE BE AWARE OF SPOILERSORIGINAL IDEA BY @n0irurfav THEY WERE SUPER SWEET AND LET ME MAKE THIS AU. PLEASE GO CHECK THEIR FANFICTIONS OUT AND FOLLOW THEM. THANK YOU.Published: June 1stEnded: June 30th
ARC 1 (COMPLETED)ARC 2 (COMPLETED)Izuku Midoriya was getting fed up. Fed up with what, you may ask? Fed up with the endless flirting. No matter how many times he'd tell people he wasn't interested, they'd keep trying. One day, he was quite literally running from those exact people, when he stumbled into Denki Kaminari's dorm room. They end up talking about Izuku's current situation and Kaminari offers a solution.Fake dating. Izuku hesitantly agrees, just wanting to put a stop, or at least an obstacle, to all the relentless flirting and harassment. What happens when it stops feeling fake?Especially when Kaminari seems to be keeping more secrets than he can afford.Excerpt👇👇"Honestly, with the detemination both of them seem to have, I don't think they'll give up until you finally start dating someone else or them." Kaminari joked. But he wasn't wrong.Izuku dragged his hands through his hair in exasperation. "I know that! But I don't want to date anyone right now, there's just to much going on to add dating on top of it." He whined."Why don't you just fake-date someone?" Kaminari suggested. He was honestly just worried for the green haired boy's safety at this point. "But who would even agree to that?" He asked back. Kaminari thought for a moment. Then he shrugged and said, "I would."
in which kalani and bonnie meet again book 2 season 3 and 4
"music was inside her but her family defined her and who she was."book six all rights reserved to the creators of one tree hill. I own Claudia Elizabeth Scott's, Grace May Scott's and the stone family's storyline s.I also own any chapters that are completely made up. Plot inside↠ ↠ ↠book six out of six.ww
Maren and Brian are back for our 3rd installment of their love story. One year after they rekindled their romance in Europe, they finally seem to have everything perfect...or do they? Co written with @Hopedanglesonastring
Is Brian Quinn capable of love? Of course he is, steamy love! Or...is he? What if someone has feelings for him; the person he would least expect? What if someone else is fighting just as hard to be loved by the famous BQ? THEN what happens to his supposed "steamy love"? Especially when it's literally the worst time in his life to have to deal with this.Okay, I'm a HUGE IJ fan; especially when it comes to Q. Sal's my second favorite joker. I've read a lot about them, watched the show, and listened to a ton of podcasts. That being said, I'm sure I'll get something about them wrong at some points, so feel free to tell me these things if/when I do. Also, I don't have an exact story line for this, so ideas are welcome. If you'd like, I'll give you a shout out if you give me an idea that turns out to be a major plot point in the story.Also this story does contain MATURE content! And it's unedited, but I like to think I have decent grammar anyways.Thanks and enjoy! :)
"Because some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."(Y/N) (L/N) watched his parents die when he was just a boy. Now, years later, he becomes a vigilante and ends up joining Nick Fury's team known as the Avengers. In a journey of life, loss, and love, he treads the line between heroism and vigilantism, and must choose between what is right and what is easy.(The Avengers and all related characters are owned by Marvel. Batman and all related characters are owned by DC. The Dark Knight Trilogy was created by Christopher Nolan.)Special Thanks to @ironboybooks for making the cover!BOOK 1: FEAR (Batman Begins-Avengers 2012-The Winter Soldier)BOOK 2: FALL (Age of Ultron-The Dark Knight-Civil War)BOOK 3: RISE (The Dark Knight Rises-Infinity War-Endgame)
Hey all Harry Potter fans! Want funny, sometimes sad, most of the time, hilarious HP memes? You've come to the right place! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Comment what house you're in on the first chapter! (Gryffindor here!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ⚠️WARNING⚠️ ?SPOILER?ALERT?DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE READ ALL SEVEN BOOKS~IM NOT KIDDING YOU WILL REGRET IT! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Rated GNo language or anything badCover art does not belong to me. I found it on the internet. All credit to the artist.
The Adamson twins-Reed and Charlotte-were inseparable. Some joked they were attached at the hip. Reed was Charlotte's protector. She was there for her sister through thick and thin. Charlotte depended on Reed, so when Reed wanted to pursue a career in medicine, Reed's dream became Charlotte's. They stuck together through college, medical school and their internship at Mercy West Medical Center. When a merger with Seattle Grace occurs, the sisters are forced to uproot their routines and form new bonds. Charlotte is forced to learn to be independent. sonder - n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own
" my patroclus. " First grade, that's when it all started. When the boy with the ridiculous name and messy, blond hair ran into another boy with a ridiculous name and tanned, ebony skin. They grew jointed at the hip, one was only seen with the other. Achilles loved running, he loved telling everyone about his day; Patroclus loved the way the stars looked at night, he loved laughing at Achilles' jokes. And both of them eventually grew into teenagers who learned how to lose and how to smile brighter than the sun. Achilles has kissed far too many people and Patroclus has learned about each and every one of them. Patroclus lays in his bed, talking about the future, and Achilles listens to every word. And one day, Achilles learns that he only needs to kiss one person. One day, Patroclus knows something certain about his future./ / a work based off of the iliad's achilles & patroclus, but no knowledge about any of the characters or plot is needed to read and/or understand it / /
This book will probably have extremely fast updates!It's one of many, I'm sure, but it's a book of jokes and memes that have to do with the fandoms me and many other people love, including Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Maze Runner and Once Upon A Time. I hope I make you laugh with at least some of the jokes in this book. Most will be pictures from the internet, but there will maybe be a few that I invent in there, who knows? Just have fun flipping through this and I really hope you enjoy! -sirius77
"... 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗃𝗈𝗄𝖾... "" 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀..."" 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖨 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾?!"" 𝖨'𝗆 𝗌𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒..."❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥𝐈𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲, 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐝𝐚 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐲𝐦 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐱❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ᴄᴀᴘᴛɪᴏɴs: ★ - ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʀᴇᴀʟ ʟɪғᴇ (ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ)☆ - ᴀ ᴅɪᴀʀʏ ᴘᴀɢᴇఌ - ғʟᴀsʜʙᴀᴄᴋ
Warning: REALLY gayWhen Amity Blight, a popular teen meets a exchange student named Luz Noceda who seems to be different but she can't put her finger on it.CW⚠️: swearing, alcohol, sexural jokes/ herasnent. And maybe some gay seggs if ur lucky. ⚠(If you don't like this then please don't hate. I gave a warning.) This is just a fun project I'm not sure how it will turn out but I guess it's just 4 fun and im not the best writer, sorry.(Not my art. I credit the artists. Also sorry if I can't post everyday bc of school and stuff.)
"We fake date each other for two or three weeks then we have a public breakup." I think he's hit his head one too many times playing football."Really that's all you could come up with?"He just rolls his eyes. "It's perfect! Stacy will move on because she can't have me."Katie Fleming is your average shy girl and sarcasm is her main language.She has one best friend, well two if you count her best friend's boyfriend. Katie thought her senior year was going to be easy, stay single, aggravate her best friends boyfriend, and try her best to get straight A's in all her classes. Well, that was till her school's star quarterback almost hits her with his car.Wyatt M. Kent is Clearwaters' star quarterback and the most popular boy in school. Ever since he almost hit Katie with his car, he can't stop noticing her. So, to stop the head cheerleader (who absolutely despises Katie,) from constantly flirting with him he proposes the idea of them fake dating. But little did he know getting her to agree might come with a high price. What happens when you can't tell if you're fooling each other, or if the feelings are real?Mild language Hit 1k reads 2/18/23 🙀🎉🎉Hit 3k reads 4/27/23Ranked #1 in fakedating 2/20/23 🙀Ranked #2 in quarterback 3/26/23 🙀Ranked #2 in sarcasm 6/10/23 OG readers (these are the readers that have stuck with me the whole time. They vote and comment on every chapter. Thank you😘.)@funtazieeyyy@karen5125014@JeremyLindsay@Storytellingdude871@EliteWaffler
These aren't just sappy love stories that you read everywhere else. Right here you get mini stories of Hunter in all types of predicament that you won't read anywhere else.So guys sit back and enjoy some good old fashion Hunter Hayes ImaginesEnjoy
Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D
ONLY LOVE CAN CONQUER FEARDRACO MALFOY Lovestory~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Year 6. Main character: Scarlett More: Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Blaise Zabini Bellatrix Lestrange Lize Malfoy Scarlett is a beautiful slytherin. She's good friends with Harry, but what if he wants more, one day? And what if she gets a new roommate, that is also her ex boyfriend? A blonde, charming and handsome slytherin aka Draco Malfoy. And what if the rumour is true that Draco still has feelings for Scarlett? What is the reason they broke up long ago? The reason Scarlett refuses to tell anyone about. Not even Harry. Why is Draco suddenly so quiet and... sad? What is he hiding? {This is a Draco Malfoy lovestory. The main character, Scarlett, is mine ;) ( I use the actress Scarlett Byrne to represent her). All other characters(except for Lize) belong to the queen J.K. Rowling