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My Cliche Love Story | โ
We all love a love story, even if it's overbearingly cliche.HIGHEST RANKING:#171 in Teen Fiction (11/28/16 - 1/4/17)© humorous- 2015
ANGELS WEEP || bruce wayne
"How can a knightCompete with an angel?"•••a donna's rise to power. and the vigilante who loves her.•••THE BATMANBY UBIQUITOUS-SOUL
BNHA/MHA Sickfics!
Welcome to the place of sickly cute fluff! (And maybe angst..?)In these stories, it will be revolving around our favorite characters when they're sick- and how they take care of each other! I will write BxG, BxB and GxG! Requests are open, so leave a ship or plot you'd like to see! I may post my original art to certain chapters, so make sure to credit me if you wish to share it :) Enjoy!
๐ป RADIO APPLE SMUTSHOTS ๐
๐ Just smutshots of Radioapple because y'all are horny ๐ป
The Bad Boys Badass
"Sorry Mr. Diper." I try saying with a straight face."It's Mr. Piper, Kristen how many times do I have to tell you?"I pretend to think hard."How many times have I came to pay you a visit?""Too many Kristen, and your not paying me a visit your in trouble.""Well I don't think I'm in trouble, I got up and told everyone at the table to not touch my food."He sighed."So when Kayden touched my food after I said no, he had to be punished.""Kristen, you don't punch someone for touching your food." He said with an annoyed tone.____________________________________Meet Kristen Peck, total badass, plays basketball and loves her food. Has no parents, left when she was young and only lives with her older brother Chance.Meet Logan King, the bad boy of the school, plays football the captain of the team actually, parents are rich and has two other siblings and is the oldest.What happens when Logan returns to high school and right when he walks into the cafeteria, a punch is thrown towards, what looks to be a guy who was joking around. But what happens when he looks to see who threw the punch, what happens when he sees that it was in fact Kristen.Find out, and follow these two through ups and downs.DISCLAIMER- The description does not really match the story but does at the same time. (If that makes sense) ____________________________________
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Those Who Favor Fire (Drarry) [COMPLETE]
Harry comes into his inheritances on his 18th birthday, and many surprising revelations come to light. Will sparks fly when he finds his mate during his 8th year at Hogwarts? Will he make it through the fires of persecution unscathed? Or will he get burned?
After the Villainous Supporting Male Had Raised the Wrong Canary
โ ๏ธnot my storySupport the authorhttps://www.novelupdates.com/series/after-the-villainous-supporting-male-had-raised-the-wrong-canary/
Victoria's Secret
Secrets, Stalkers, death threats, blackmail, and more is how Lady Victoria Valentine started her first season and it only got worse from there. To top it all off she falls in love with one of the worst rakes in London what is an 18 year old debutante to do? Outwit her stalker and save the people she loves, find the man she has been searching for, for over three years and be rid of the burden of her secret. All while carrying on as this years incomparable.
Getting him back - Scorbus Fanfiction
Scorpius and Albus have fallen out, and Scorpius can't work out why? Little does he know that Albus has developed feelings for him and can't deal with them. As they go their separate ways, their two new friendship groups come into conflict and Scorpius is forced to choose between his pride or getting his friend back.(Not mature)
Shadowhunters - Imagines
I am in love with this new tv show called "SHADOWHUNTERS"So here are a bunch of imagines for them... REQUESTS ARE OPEN....
ใNever Gonna Give You UpใรKurokenร
โ What are you talking about? I've always been a nice person! โโWe all know that's bullshit โ It's painfully obvious-the way he looks at Kenma, the way he smiles at him - yet Kenma is still completely oblivious to his childhood friend's advances towards him. Kuroo had planned on confessing to Kenma before graduation, and then go on to college life without a hitch, but life isn't always that fair to let things go as planned./OR/Angsty Kuroken in which kenma cant make up his damn mind whether he's gay or not and Kuroo is failing in the art of pining.Artist of the cover image: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=10664776
TroubleใSaTzu โ
In which Sana has to deal with a trouble maker.A SATZU FANFICTION ADAPTATIONCredits to the original author "Victorious-Lover".
One Direction Doctor/Dentist Imagines
Stories where One Direction is either dentists or doctors. I will include Zayn. Requests are closed for now.
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid. (( BOOK 3 of "Phantom" )) [COMPLETE]
This year has been exciting, adventurous-- and even a little dangerous. Now, Its time to Fast forward to the next generation. We follow the son of Danny and the x reader [ which is you :) ] As he enters Casper High with his cousin, Kenzie, and best Friend, Sawyer. Together, they find out something strange about themselves...***I DON'T OWN DANNY PHANTOM OR ITS CHARACTERS. ONLY CHARACTER THAT IS MINE IS BAIRD, SAWYER,JD AND KENZIE***WATTPAD IS THE ONLY SITE I POST!!!!
KITTEN || five hargreeves
"Ah, shit. I'm pretty sure I'm like 19% Swedish. Do you think we're related?"•••Kit Woods never wanted it to come to this. She began her tirade of murders when she was only 16, dealing out punishments to unrepented rapists and predators for years before she was caught and sent to the future for punishment. It was in the apocalypse that The Commission found her, and it was in the Commission she met Five Hargreeves. A man who would change her life. For better, or for worse.•••"So, you're the Kitten. Doesn't sound too fierce.""Well, I didn't get a nickname for nothing."•••THE UMBRELLA ACADEMYPRE-SEASON ONE AND SEASON TWOBY UBIQUITOUS-SOUL
LUCENT
Assertive, decisive, aloof, astute, logical - Tayyib.Cheerful, extroverted, curious, optimistic, rebellious- Nadira.Opposites attract when working with magnets, but it gets complicated when it comes to human relationships. Such a pairing should not exist, but it's inevitable.
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silhouette [hitoshi shinsล x reader]
[Y/N] has been friends with Hitoshi since childhood. They've always gotten along, to the point of almost being inseparable.However, every since attending UA, they're relationship has withered. Maybe its because [Y/N] developed feeling for their best friend. Along with dealing with a story only told through dreams. Wait, not dreams. Try nightmares. But can Hitoshi fix this? *Hitoshi is in 1A in this, and i'm terrible at descriptions* < apart of a trilogy of mha fanfics, this being first to the story > < started January 29, 2019 >< ended June 16th, 2019 > < All characters are property of Kohei Horikoshi, all that I own is my writing >
heartless ; ๐ญ. ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ซ๐ค , ๐
โ no i don't want to fall in love โ the winter soldier was only the beginning. there was always an insurance plan, and now is the time for asset 53. now is the time for hydra to rise.tony starkcover by memxrvelous- © 2019
Nyx
A man is usually the brutal, buffed, angry all the time, mafia leader. A women is usually the nerd, don't have friends and shy. But what if the roles change. ....Nyx Dimó is 17 years old who is shy and has mental issues if he doesn't take his pills. The nicest person and apologized for everything, sometimes he speaks his mind and sometimes people listen. He's used to it. Renata Malo is 19 years old, she is the word first Mexican mafia to lead and she is no where nice. She kills people for living, the hottest women in the city, ruthless, and most of all....she has a bounty over her head. ..."You shouldn't love me. You shouldn't have kissed me. You shouldn't have CHOOSE me! I only bring worse into people. Don't choose me." Tears glistening her eyes but not crying. She huffs and runs a hand through her beautiful wavy brown hair. All I saw in her, was pure perfection that she can't see. "You don't get to make that choice." I said calmly, I walked up to her, grabbing her cute little hands. "And you can't bring the worse in me because it was already there." Her eyes finally met mine, making my stomach flutter with love. "I'm the Mexican Mafia leader, I go by Malo. I kill people who deserve it, I kill when it's needed. Right now, I really want to kill you for even loving me, looking at me too." She harshly said while letting go of my hands, pushing them away from her. "Then kill me, I rather die if I can't love you like the way I see you. Do you really want that?".....#1 corny
The Game Planned By Him..
what do u want..?is it enough for you?stop itwho u think you are?stop acting!!u worthlessbetter you're not exist in this world........WARNING!!-this is just a story!!don't took it serious- (am i type it right?:P)-red blood-cringe-torture moment(?)~countryhumans fandom~am not really good in english
Lorellia (Everlasting Legends, Book 1)
Ancient necromancer Obtoxicullous intends to lay waste to the human kingdoms of Karus--but for all his meticulous planning and might, three young nobles may yet stand in his way...if they can learn to trust each other. Season 1 of Everlasting Legends*** Obtoxicullous begins his campaign against the humans by first befalling the kingdom of Lorellia. What his ages of research and planning can't foresee, however, is the interference of Prince Artus Viotto. Driven by his desire to reveal his amorous-and forbidden-feelings for his closest friend, Prince Artus unwittingly pulls himself, Lord Rowan De-Saint Pierre, and Prince Flann O'Conar into the crossfire of a crisis that threatens to swallow all three kingdoms if they can't find a way to stave off Obtoxicullous and his horde of undead and unnatural monsters.WARNING: This story contains depictions of violence and/or depictions of death that may be upsetting for some readers.
Another Nightmare book 1
Gobber couldn't convince Stoick to let Hiccup into the ring for dragon training, but situation gets complicated, when Hiccup faces a Monstrous Nightmare during a raid again. Except this time things go very differently thanks to certain black dragon. Over time an unbreakable bond is formed between two lonely souls.