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Pete Wentz's sister x Patrick Stump (Smut)
You meet your brother's band and instantly fall for the singer and he falls for you. What will your overprotective brother do when he finds out his sister and best friend are in love? #SMUT WARNING#
Yuri!!! on ICE imagines and Au's
just a bundle of imagines and alternate universes I dump here to share my thoughts about themanyone's free to browse!
The Observations of Patrick Kraker.
I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers.a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not.b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers.***Copyright © 2015 by unfurledAll rights reserved#34 HumourFeatured as of 28/04/16
LILIBET ۞ ᴘʀɪᴅᴇ & ᴘʀᴇᴊᴜᴅɪᴄᴇ ۞ 𝑴𝒓. 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒄𝒚
"Lily" I answered."That's not a name, that's a flower"I scoffed brushing off the comment "and what of your name sir?""Fitzwilliam Darcy""How humourless, it seems I cannot tease you about yours... a shame for i dearly love to laugh"
Reader x Teen Titans
A young girl is caught between her own mind and reality. Having constantly felt the need to be alone and prevent anyone getting close, she keeps finding herself caught in situations that she'd really rather avoid. Will she ever get over her traumatic past, or will she fall helpless to her own despair?Find out for yourself as you're hurled into the life of your Teen Titan counterpart in this fantasy driven x Reader fan fiction.I do not own the Teen Titans, but this is my own story in their world.Check me out on Deviant Art as well - Layarlia
![An Unsolved Murder Lives Happily Ever After [Unknown Author]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/42856900.jpg "An Unsolved Murder Lives Happily Ever After [Unknown Author]")
An Unsolved Murder Lives Happily Ever After [Unknown Author]
Zeda went on a murder spree. Laurel covers up. Hollie and Faith never know.
Demons // l.t. ✔️
Louis Tomlinson thinks that he's the only half-demon on Earth. Born in Hell, he never got to experience what it was like to be a normal human. He is lonely, emotionless, and is bitter from a dark past. An unexpected turn of events changes all of that.---The girl laughs, her voice empty of humor. "No, Louis, you're not. You're not human. Don't even try to lie. Well, maybe that is--" she points to my black ring, imprinted into my skin forever, and my eyes narrow. "--but the rest of you isn't.""Oh yeah? Then what am I, a vampire?" I snort, trying to cover up my amazement. There's no way she's a demon. I thought I was the only living demon in the universe. I change my voice to impersonate two different people. "How long have you been seventeen? A while." I laugh humourlessly, my voice dripping with sarcasm."No," she leans closer, her nose almost touching mine. "You're a demon.""How..." I'm actually surprised, for the first time in my seventeen years of what I call life. "How do you know?"The girl sticks out her own pinky, a band of black encircling it."I'm one as well."HIGHEST RANKING: #20 in Horror-Thriller#35 in Fanfiction#20 in Louis Tomlinson Fanfiction
𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒂 - 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 !
instead of one child Voldemort was after, it was two. a son and a daughter. 𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 and 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳. James and Lily Potter are the parents of two twins. Harry and Hope. At first they didn't know it was twins, they didn't know Hope was even there. Harry was born first with his name already picked out but before Lily could rest she was in labour again. Hope was named after her being a miracle, the hope for the family (along with harry duh) - they were thrilled. When she was young she looked very much like her mother, with strawberry blonde curls but with her father's hazel eyes. Despite that after a while, her hair started to fade and earned dark red hair with small puffy curls at the bottom - with her mother's cheekbones and her rosy cheeks.Hope with her Fathers mischievous grin, confidence, humour and love for trouble but with her mother's attitude, loyalty and kindness. Harry with his father's recklessness, looks and braveness but with his mother's loyalty, compassion, sass and one to 𝘵𝘳𝘺 follow the rules. Let's see what kind of trouble these two get on with . . .
![Trifecta: Ice [Complete]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/239135751.jpg "Trifecta: Ice [Complete]")
Trifecta: Ice [Complete]
Elise is a werewolf living in an isolated town in the Canadian wilderness. Prompted by fear for those she loves, she sneaks out to an ongoing battle and ends up inadvertently cursed to live as a thrall of a neighbouring pack leader.Elise gradually learns to cope with the overwhelming fearful control of the magic, while all the while her heart gradually begins to be pulled in two directions between her lifelong friend and the one who cursed her.Soon to be re-edited* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Semi-finalist in the Adept Pen AwardsMild warning:There will be some not overtly graphic violence and death, some mild language, and a few mature themes.This is a (slow burn) werewolf romance story, but is not set in the usual Wattpad werewolf universe. (Eg no predetermined mates, no moon goddess, no alphas, etcetera.)Original cover picture credits:Zohre NematiGuillaume Archambault
Silence is a deadly thing. (Naruto Fanfic)
(HIGHEST RATING: #1 in Naruto) "Sairen are known for being incredibly aggressive and protective when the time calls for it. Back when the Third Shinobi War was going on, the Sairen were the clan that everyone tried their damn best to avoid. They were the ones that gave the Bloody mist such a bad reputation, the ones that fueled fear into the hearts of their enemies. The Sairen clan are ruthless and bloodthirsty when fighting.-"Asuma shakes his head and takes out a cigarette, lights it, and takes a drag before continuing."They are just as, if not more formidable than the Uchiha. Specializing in sound-induced Genjutsu that will immobilize and kill you within moments, they're terrifying. They can kill you in an instant. If you hear even the song of a bird or the sound of a cricket, you can already be royally screwed, for you have no clue if it's nature making the sounds or a Sairen. The key is? You have to find them before they find you. otherwise you don't stand a bloody chance against them. It's like a trap you see. One Sairen will sing, while the other will sneak up behind and kill you before you can react. -"Asuma lets out a humourless laugh as he watched Shizukana and Hikaru dodge a water Jutsu." Try and cover your ears? You can no longer sense them, or hear them coming. In which they can silently come in and kill you. Unless you're an Uchiha, Hyuuga, or Sensor Ninja, there's almost no way to escape. Sairen are marked as 'flee on sight' In the bingo book for a reason kid, *laughs* that's if you can run away before they catch you.-"((Completed: April, 27th, 2018.)) _______________________________________________________ I do not own Naruto, and I do not own and Media or pictures that I may put on my book unless stated otherwise.
𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 𝗢𝗡𝗘...|| (𝗞𝗧𝗛 𝗙𝗙)
Life can often take unexpected turns that can either lead to success or failure. This thrilling tale follows the journey of a young and innocent girl who finds herself trapped in the wicked web of a devil's scheme. With twists and turns at every corner, she fights to break free from the clutches of evil and escape her entrapment. Brace yourself for an exciting and heart-wrenching adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat!Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you just wanted to help someone, but things ended up taking an unexpected turn? As a doctor, I always strive to do everything in my power to help my patients. However, there was one instance where things didn't go quite as planned. I never expected this!
𝐩𝐫𝐟𝐜𝐭 | 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐋𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐫𝐜
𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚, 𝘼-𝘽-𝘾-𝘿, 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠 𝙨𝙤 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮𝙄𝙛 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙤𝙪𝙨, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙚𝙙𝙜𝙚𝐩𝐫𝐟𝐜𝐭 I Her first season in formula one. If there was something Alana Crawford wanted was for her rookie season to be perfect. Nothing could ever go wrong if she listened to her team, kept herself at the good side of the media and didn't attract attention. The only thing they needed was to meet to understand that being perfect is impossible and sometimes that's okey.
HUMOURLESS
Felicia's mates call her HUMOURLESS. Read and imagine how she fights top and learns to put up a smile
His UNWANTED wife
"I am married to you Luke, do you not feel like you have some responsibilities towards this marriage?" " Oh you want me to be a good husband? Dont you?" He said with a humourless laugh, while standing up he rolled up his sleeves. He paused mid-way and looked at me with a smirk. "Husband's first priority is to always take care of his wife's pleasure" He huskily said those words which made a shiver run down my spine. He came closer to me slowly like he is a predator and I am his pray, He has a mission to play with my emotions again."Come here Kylie" He commanded-----This was a marriage of convenience but what if you give your heart to the wrong guy?
Secret twin 1D - Book 1
Skylar Tomlinson is Louis' forgotten twin that he never spoken of after he auditioned for the x factor. Skylar is bullied And tormented and called a liar when all she did was speak the truth. It gets to the point where she goes over the rails drinks every night, smokes and at times self harms only ever wanting the pain to go away her mum eventually send her to live with her brother but when everyone learns about louis' lie things change.Will she cope or will she simply forever be the secret twin
Billionaire's Love or Obsession (COMPLETED)
Highest ranking : #7 on 6 May 2018 Raghav MalhotraA billionaire owning a chain of companies worldwide. Famous for his ruthless behaviour. Girls drool over him and he's a perfect 26 years old bachelor. But one fault in this oh-so- perfect man is, he hates girls and loves to play with their feelings. A complete womanizer who believes in one night stands and never in true love. Aaradhya SinhaAn innocent sweetheart who lives a normal middle class life with a dream to become a renowned business woman. Has a sweet sister and a perfect mother. Never had a boyfriend. Believes in herself and is strong enough to fight for her rights. What happens when The Raghav Malhotra's eyes fall on this innocent yet fierce lady? What happens when he wants to spend a night with her? What happens when she becomes his obsession? And finally what happens when this obsession turns into love? ____________________________ "Oh my sweetheart, I'll make sure you get in my bed" he said leaning dangerously close to me and caging me between his body and the wall. "I will NOT spend even a single moment with you" I said angrily pushing him away and moving far from him But before I could leave his cabin I heard his humourless chuckle. I looked at him to find him smirking at me. "You will yourself come to me." He said "I will not!" I shouted back as I walked away from the cabin. "Welcome to my world Miss Sinha." I heard his final say. God save me from this man.
Destined to be Me (A Ninjago AU)
Formerly known as: "The alternate LEGO Ninjago Movie "2 years until graduation, six teenagers made up of the son of a villain, a guy who uses too much hair gel, an inventor couple, a cake and music addict, and the boy who is trying not be humourless. Parents see them as just teens, teachers see them as slightly odd but wouldn't care less, other teens see them as social outcasts. They're right, but they don't know we see them as...Elemental Masters.......Ninja.......Their beloved heroes.......Our lovable LEGO ninja.....And we intend on keeping it that way .....At least for now......(I intended for this to be a movie rewrite but then I changed my mind and decided that it should just be a Ninjago highschool story instead)This is just a simple Ninjago Highschool AU.Enjoy! (Sorry if my writing is difficult anywhere in the book. I haven't written a fanfic before 😅. Any comment on how to make this better will be appreciated 🙂)NB: The ninja have their series personalities but Cole's still a little bit into music though.Started writing: 22/02/2023Most impressive rankings:#2 in jaywalker#426 in kaismith#149 in lego#577 in ninjago#5 in lloydgarmadon#25 in ninjagohighschool
How to love
"Forgive me, Mr Hayes but a girl doesn't want thousands of dollars spent upon her. A simple goodwill, heartfelt gesture is enough to make a woman turn into a puddle of goo." I nervously fiddle with the hem of my risen skirt and I clear my throat. "If a woman wants your money - then it's not love." He pushes himself from the large oak desk he was resting upon and walks forward causing my temperature to rise and a strangled breath catch in my throat. His hands grasp the chairs arm on either side of me and my toes curled within my high heels. "Then teach me, Miss Field." He speaks, dipping his head to catch my nervous gaze. "Give me lessons on how to love." |||Miss Francesca Fields, also known as Frankie, has read one too many romantic novels, watched one too many romantic movies and dreams too much about the glorious, old fashioned romance. She has kissed many frogs, but she has yet to find her prince. When overhearing her wealthy bosses, gold digging girlfriend boast about her latest mercedes convertible with all expenses charged to Mr Hayes' business card, Francesca can't help but rant towards a work colleague about her thoughts on the matter. What she didn't expect was to be then summoned to the office of her boss and CEO, Jason Hayes, within minutes after the conversation. Expecting to be fired on the spot, Francesca was completely stunned at Mr Hayes offer. Could she really give her boss lessons on how to love?1k views - November 18th 2018.10k views - January 2nd 2019.#1 in Upcoming#1 in boss
Days of Our Lives Survivor
This was a little bit of fun a bunch of us wrote/played a good 20+ years ago.Remember Brady's Tiny Tim canes? fauxBelle and her discovery of Timothy the talking English Squirrel? The poison pen and pod people of Tom Langan? Relive the hysteria that was horsey Princess Giner. Pity poor ol' curly haired Roman and be amused by the dashing Shane and his blue-nail-polished charts. Remember the genius of Susan's blue suede bikini. Sympathize with poor loopy Laura and her plight...Realize that John and Marlena are still on the island and nowhere near Salem. Be relieved that you now know where the 'real' Marlena is. Okay, so maybe not, but it's a nice thought, right??Enter the twilight zone of Days of Our Lives Survivor Smith Island. If you dare.
Breathe ~ Supernatural Fanfiction
[Book 4 of 14]{Completed}"Dean is alive." They were only three words. Three simple words, but the effect they had on her was anything, but simple. Her voice caught in her throat at just the sound of his name. She inhaled sharply, almost forgetting how to do even that, "What?""I raised him from perdition and he asked me to bring you to him," He raised two fingers, reaching out to touch her forehead, but she ducked under his hand quickly and spun so her back was to the door to her room and he was standing across from her on the sidewalk. "Perdition, like Hell?" She asked, but continued before he could give an answer. "You saved him? Like, he's alive and walking on the earth, right now?" It was silent for a moment and he looked at her expectantly. "Are you going to let me speak now?""What are you?""I'm an Angel of the Lord." He said and Karoline shook her head, letting out a humorless laugh."Okay..." Her laughter slowly died when he just looked at her confused. "You're being serious.""Why would I joke about this?" He asked, his serious, confused face never changing. She opened her mouth to respond, but no words came out, "You're crazy."He took a small step forward, his eyes narrowed as he assessed her, "They said you had faith, I don't understand." ***Dean's back and so are we with book 4! Angels, Demons, Heaven, and Hell, book four has got it all! 4 months. 4 months since Dean died. 4 months since Sam fled with Ruby. 4 months since the girls have seen any Winchesters. When Dean mysteriously comes back to life everything the four have done over their time apart comes crashing back. Mix that with being the only ones standing in between Lucifer's revival, this season is going to be Hell. Literally. How is Dean alive? Who is this blue eyed man claiming to be an Angel of the Lord? And can they stop Lilith from breaking the 66 seals before it's too late? This is season four, and things just got a Hell of a lot more complicated.
Silence is Key
I tried to control my anger as he slammed his hands on my desk. My hands clenched under the desk. How dare he even try to intimidate me! Who does he think he is? Huh! Mr. Toughguy? Bull.He leaned forward, his masculine face blank. My eyes locked with his dark brown ones, the tension in the room building fast. The corner of his mouth tilted into a cruel smirk at which I returned. "Move." The one simple word was what set me off. I bursted into humourless-laughter, it filled the silent class room like a gas."I'm sorry? Do I amuse you?" His voice was still deep and calm. It was enough to calm my roaring laughter into small giggles. I looked at him with the upmost seriousness. "No."My name is Ally, Ally Simons. My life is not what one would call normal, I guess? For one I'm kinda running from the government. Also no matter how many times I try to blend in, it never happens. Though one thing I know for sure in a game of hide and seek, Silence is Key.
![Miraculous Ladybug: Destiny [UNDER SERIOUS EDITING]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/67592616.jpg "Miraculous Ladybug: Destiny [UNDER SERIOUS EDITING]")
Miraculous Ladybug: Destiny [UNDER SERIOUS EDITING]
🐞🐞🐞'It's funny how it all started off at the ball... when we found out about each other.' I said, not meeting his gaze. 'Then a long lost friends goes been missing for eight years suddenly shows up to take your miraculous.' Chatnoir added, absently twirling his baton in his hand. 'Then I get cursed by our worst enemy.' I let out a quiet, humourless laugh. 'And then, to top it all off, a prophecy.' He said. Then I got serious, and paused at the edge of the tall building. I turned my head around to look at him. 'Do you believe in destiny?' He looked back at me with equal intensity. 'You tell me.' The darkness of the night pressed in on us, stretching out the time for my reply. 'It's a hard thing you know.' I said instead. He sighed, the he gave me half a smile. 'Well, how hard can it be to achieve our destiny when we've already conquered our love?'🐞🐞🐞We all know the story of the great superheroine of Paris, and the complicated love squares that exist in their world. But what happens when these two heroes finally realise each other's identities during a fancy masquerade ball in the very honour of Ladybug and Chatnoir? Well, a prophecy is what happens. And no one can ever escape their destined fates. Especially not Marinette. 🐞🐞🐞(BEFORE SEASON 2)
The Girl Who Didnt Care And The Boy Who Never Fell
Her humourless laugh echoing through the halls which was once giggles.Her smile turned to a scowl.Her eyes was cold sending shivers down your spine as it lays down on you. Her name is Rome King Oh and also the girl i regret cheating on. But what did i do? i left her. only to come back after 7 months.I was the reason why she changed and I have never regretted something so much.I broke her and i broke her even more.Thats why i,Noah Luke Davis decided to win her back.But boy there was one problem...her heart turned stone.{MATURE CONTENT][18+ but you know if you aren't thats cool too]