Mario and some others decide to find furniture for the new house but... they can't find any good ones!
Oliver shoplifts from home depot because walmart SUCKSHEAVILY BASED OFF OF "It's dark!" By Ghost, Aria, Ponko, and Umber.
"i need duct tape.""duct tape? why do you need duct tape?""whoa! dude! not cool!""what?""you can't just go around asking why people need duct tape!""why not?""because people have a right to privacy, man! and, who knows, they might want to ... do stuff with it.""ew, leo, that's gross!""well, that's why you don't ask about the duct tape!"In which what was supposed to be a short trip to Home Depot ends up taking far longer than Nico Di Angelo ever expected. DISCLAIMER: i do not own Percy Jackson or the Avengers. A/N: well, you guys wanted it, so here it is ... you can finally find out what happened on that legendary trip to the hardware store. hope you like it! @RachelGramman (Feel free to message me if you have any questions, suggestions or have noticed any grammatical errors!)
!!!THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!!I just want to read this offline. ALTERNATIVE NAMES: 史前养夫记AUTHOR : 决绝, JuéJué GENRE: Yaoi, Fantasy, Romance, Adventure, Slice Of Life, ComedySOURCE: jjwxc/ readnovelfull.comSTATUS: Complete What should you do when the person you like is no longer loyal? Find another one!This time, in order to avoid trouble, Xiong Ye chose the weakest man in the tribe as his new companion.In any case, he can afford him!With his strength, he'll definitely be able to let his own man eat meat every day instead of grass.* *Zhou Ji, the 'weakest man' who had just transmigrated over from the apocalypse and likes to indulge in eating 'grass': "..."He's not the same person anymore! He is clearly capable of killing the entire tribe by himself!!!!!PLEASE DON'T REPORT THIS I JUST WANT TO READ THIS OFFLINE!!!!!!! Don't report this pls
This is my tale of how band students *could* spend the holidays together.
Mostly Monobaku, hints of many other ships. Currently being written and im not 100% on the direction i'm going, oopsie
Hey everyone! this is my first story and I will be making another one soon. I couldn't think of a good title I'm sorry but I hope y'all like the story! (And yes ik his last name isnt actually depp)So basically, your name is Stella. And your bestfriend is Kali. You both have a Duke Depp/Willy Wonka tiktok obsession. Kali (bestfriend) has short blonde hair, freckles, and blue eyes. She's 5'9 and terrified of snakes. Stella (you) Has medium length brown hair, blue-ish green eyes, freckles, glasses, and you're 5'6. And you love snakes. And if you're reading this then surely you know about Duke already so no need to explain him :)I try to write as much chapters as I can everyday. :)
Welcome to TAW!! We've done so much weird shit, like going to home depot (and ruining everything), going on a deadly road trip, and then, we shot the sun!!this is all satire, dont sue me
❝ 𝙋𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙧, 𝙠𝙞𝙨𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧. 𝙏𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧... ❞ The story here is quite simple. Emery loses her hat, and never expects to find it again... Until Sirius Prince-Charming Black hands it to her. Cliché? Not really...Not when it's Emery Fowl involved.*SLOW BURN*start: 4th January 2021end: 23rd March 2021***#1 in PADFOOT out of 3.3k (03/11/23)#1 in SIRIUSBLACK out of 29K (23/3/23)#9 in SIRIUS out of 7.8K (11/9/2022)#2 in MARAUDERSERA out of 5.8K (10/9/2022)#2 in HOGWARTS OUT OF 96.5K (27/5/2022)#1 in WIZARDINGWORLD OUT OF 9.9K (27/5/2022)#2 in MARAUDERS OUT OF 20.2K (27/5/2022)#3 in REMUSLUPIN OUT OF 23.7K (27/5/2022)#1 in HOGWARTSSCHOOLOFWITCHCRAFTANDWIZARDRY OUT OF 19.9K (27/5/2022)#8 in HARRY POTTER OUT OF 148K (28/3/2022)#1 in PADFOOT OUT OF 3.2K (8/2/2022)#983 IN FANFICTION OUT OF 1.2 M (13/3/2021)#9 IN JAMESPOTTER OUT OF 15.7 K (28/3/2021)#3 IN MAGIC OUT OF 231K STORIES (30/6/2021)#3 IN POTTER OUT OF 45.8K STORIES (30/6/2021)#8 IN SIRIUS BLACK OUT OF 24.8K STORIES (30/6/2021)I own only The Plot, Emery Fowl and my OCs. Anything you recognize belongs to J.K. Rowling. Please report if you see this anywhere else besides Wattpad.©CAKESLAYER™
This is a story about a promise from a 6 year old boy to his Momma. How this promise survived thru pain, humiliation and blood. This promise will take you from the wilds of Idaho and Grizzly bears to the Mexican Cartels in San Diego. The promise, the love of family and the extreme tenacity of a young boy fulfilling his 23 year old promise as a man.
you've heard of the League of villains aka the LoV. But what about the LoVuQ?The league of Villains under quarantine! Yes, this is a crack fic. Of course it'll be chaos and anarchy. I take idea requests because it sorta is a bunch of oneshots that tie together. No ships. sorry my dudes.
If you want to laugh your ass off, read this
Jiang Zhen crossed into ancient times and became the old bachelor eldest Jiang who was neglected by the whole family in the village of Jiang Xihu in Hexi Village.He was born into a good family and Jiang Laoda is busy in the year but can't eat a full meal. Two younger brothers can marry a wife, but he is starved to death... Jiang Zhen feels unbearable.Don't want to feed me? OK, I kill the chicken myself.Don't you give me a glimpse of food? It doesn't matter, the door of the granary will be opened as soon as it goes down.Want to tell me that I am not filial? Ok, I immediately took the knife into the county to slash people, and let the county grandfather grab all of us.Jiang Zhen took the attire of the family's best products and became a tyrant in the village. He also saw the "ugly" ger who could not get married in the village.Future father-in-law: "Jiang Zhen is always wandering around our house. Isn't it necessary to grab our house?"The future mother-in-law: "What to do, Jin Geer must not beat him!"Zhao Jinge's face is hot... Dad, the wild rabbit that I got back today is what he gave...
⭐READER'S CHOICE⭐[ This book has two volumes in it ]This book include oneshot episode genres like;• Superfamily• Mini series - Comedy Shorts - Exclusive Interviews• Youtube Vlogs and Videos - Exclusive content from enthusiastic youtubers like Princess Shuri Udaku and Peter Parker/Stark• Mad Libs Challenge• And more...Note; Phase 4 characters has been added in volume 2. It is canon that Peter is adopted by the Starks in this book but it may vary and it will be stated if Peter isn't adopted in some parts or if May is alive or not. Romanogers is also the main canon ship in this book. Occasionally IronStrange is canon as well. But honestly it depends since these are oneshot episodes.Summary; Why only witness the mighty Avengers saving the world all the time and see them struggle to defend our beloved Earth? When it's better to also see them in their normal daily lives with Peter and the rest of the side characters we've grown to adore in marvel. Read and witness their crazy adventures together filled with gold comedy, chaos, and love._Highest ranks:#1 Readerschoice#3 Memes_(SO: Short Oneshot)(LO: Long Oneshot)
A love story between a man.....and his Home Depot. Tears will be shed from the audience as they read this beautiful masterpiece.
lyric: i eat assrapper: this line actually has a lot of history w/ me. believe it or not i thought of it randomly in my basement HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but ya its like how 1 ass cheek is separate from another bc of my tongue which resembles racial divide in america
Book 4Back in 1996, the eldest daughter of Oldman Xie's Family, Xie Wanying, said that she wanted to be a surgeon, to which many people laughed at her ." A Phoenix gives birth to a phoenix. And a dog gives birth to a dog. A truck driver's daughter will be a doctor, when pigs learn how to climb trees. ""I'm not just going to be a doctor, I'm going to be a cardiothoracic surgeon,"Xie Wanying said.Her sentence created a thousand waves in the medical circle. A relative doctor of their family even ridiculed her sternly and said: "Do you know how high the admission score for medical students is? Can you even pass the exam?""There are zero female cardiothoracic surgeons in the country, if the top female doctors could not make it that far who do you think you are!"A group of people ridiculed: "You will only get admitted to a third-rate medical school and be a hygienist in a small county. Who will you marry in the future? "But she proved them wrong, at the end of the college entrance examination, Xie Wanying entered the top class of surgery in the country with the province's top prize in science. She entered the top hospital in the capital and was sought after by the director of the surgical departments while she was still an intern. "Student Xie Wanying, you must come to general surgery.""No, you must go to our urology-""Pediatric surgery lacks female doctors like Xie Wanying."All her relatives Wechat moments:..........At this time, Xie Wanying independently completed the national youngest tetralogy of Fallot surgery, represented the domestic cardio-thoracic surgery association to participate in the international medical forum, and published the world's first minimally invasive heart valve repair operation, which was a worthy feat considering she was the top female surgeon!Author(s)肥妈向善For offline purposes only/Not mine
Well, at first you just want to take a travel and maybe do a little camp with your pet. It was before you found an annoying twink that trying to kills you with the gun he stole from God know who. :)***With some Grammatical Error as spices. :D(This one is a total absurd:v)