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Sebelum 365 Hari (End)
"Bagaimana bisa aku terus mengingatnya, jika aku saja, tak bisa mengenali diriku sendiri?" - Thea. •••• Shella memberikan 365 hari untuk Galang agar bisa membuat dirinya jatuh cinta. Ternyata, waktu 365 Hari yang Shella berikan, membuat Galang berjalan di atas takdir yang tak pernah dia duga. Apa jadinya jika, sebelum 365 hari itu berlalu, waktu sudah lebih dulu membawa Galang untuk bertemu dengan Calithea? Gadis penderita Prosopagnosia (Buta wajah) Kehadiran Thea, sukses mengembalikan senyum Galang yang pernah hilang. Namun, disaat yang sama, Shella juga kembali dan meminta Galang meneruskan sisa waktu 365 hari pemberiannya. Akankah Galang akan kembali pada cinta pertamanya, Shella, atau justru akan menetap pada Thea?~~~~ "Penyakit gue, bisa bikin gue lupa sama wajah banyak orang. Kalau suatu saat, gue lupa sama lo gimana ya?" "Gue akan jadi orang yang bakal bantu lo untuk ingat gue. Sekalipun nanti lo gak kenal gue, gue akan ngenalin diri gue lagi, sebagai Galang yang lo kenal satu minggu lalu."••••••Highest rank π6 di Fiksi Remaja 25-5-234 di Fiksi Remaja 28-6-231 di Fiksi Remaja 1-7-233 di Fiksi Remaja 2-7-231 di Fiksi Remaja 3-7-2344 di mental dari 19,1rb 20-7-2385 di sad story dari 38,8rb 23-7-23π Efek samping baca cerita ini:Uring-uringan, cengar-cengir gak jelas, bikin kesel, bikin emosi, dan bikin penasaran.π Rate usia 15+ Warning: Adegan kekerasan, harsh words, self-harm, mental illness. π Note:Cerita ini ditulis murni dari hasil pemikiran sendiri. Jika ada kesamaan, nama tokoh, tempat, kejadian, atau mungkin apapun itu, adalah unsur ketidaksengajaan.Cerita ini ada untuk dinikmati, bukan untuk di tulis ulang. Tidak menerima plagiat dalam bentuk apapun! Start: 1 Januari 2023Start 2: 1 April 2023Finish: 9 Oktober 2023Copyright 2023Thedreamwriter13
YOUNGBLOOD β’ TEEN FACE CLAIMS β
A bunch of child actor and teen actor face claims. BOOK ONE OF THREE
Villains For Hire
Seventeen year old Jay Sasaki lives in a world where corporations spend millions of dollars to exploit superpowered children and the media defines good and evil. Cursed with the ability to steal souls, Jay leads a double life as both a normal high school student and as a so-called supervillain known as the Dastardly Demon. When a fellow "villain" asks Jay to help her decorate her lair, and Jay accidentally steals her beloved nephew's soul, Jay's life quickly becomes intertwined with those of the other heroes and villains of San Urbano. As Jay's new friends plan to infiltrate the Academy that controls their lives, Jay must confront his own identity and the harsh realities of life as a supervillain. Cover by @WeirdlySupernatural.Highest Rank - #204 in Adventure - 4/8/18, #503 in Science Fiction - 11/4/182nd Place in Adventure in the Prism Awards. 3rd Place in Action/Adventure in the Everlast Awards. Finalist in Action/Adventure in the Masquerade Awards. Honorable Mention in the Super Awards and in the Excelsior Awards.
Perry The Platypus x Dr Doofinshmirtz
Perry was your average platypus secret agent spy fighting crime. Or so did most people think. Little did you know he has a crush on his "worst enemy" and soon, a beautiful love will blossom out of their past rivalry ~~~hey Boos π I got this story idea in class so everyday for like 2 weeks when i'm done with my work I've been writing this BEAUTIFUL story With help from - Meadow, Lily, Aero, and Ella (thanks π₯Ίπ₯Ί) With emotional support from - Kai, Abby, beau, and static πππ( ty bo bo bears π₯Ίπ) and ofc the cover is by me π Ngl I'm invested in this. ~~~ONGOING ~~~
Tales of a Ninja Magician: Of Where We Come From
An alternate universe story borrowing only the Universe from the original creator of Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto, filled with entirely different characters and stories while trying to maintain all the main elements of the genre like overblown larger than life battles, transformations and training montages and all the fan favorite elements. The story is about Nakotsumi Mana, a very strange young girl who struggled all of her life because she had strange ideas of peace in a world where violence is the norm. Mana saw all of reality as being magical as a child and saw ninjutsu as a magical tool to protect the magic of life. And because of that she became a stage magician as well as ninja, to show people that ninjutsu was not a tool of murder but something that each user defines by themselves. Follow the struggles of Mana and the world around her following her life journey to change the world into a place where life is considered sacred and a source of magic to be protected.The story will try to follow the english naming of the techniques (eg "Shadow Clone Jutsu" instead of "Kagebunshin", "Universal Push" instead of "Shinra Tensei") but the names of the villages will be the Japanese versions (Konohagakure or Konoha instead of Village Hidden in the Leaves). It follows an entirely different history and has a unique history to itself (the origins of this world might end up entirely different as compared to Naruto manga), also some concepts and techniques might be changed so before you attack me in a review telling I don't know anything about the universe (which you are free to do btw.), feel free to shoot me up a PM and know if it isn't just a change I made deliberately just to tell a better story. Also English is my third language so I am bound to make mistakes but I will do my best not to, rereads and all that but feel free to bash me about that - it'll help me improve a lot!Cover by: Cgonza15
The Understudy of an Alchemist
Many people long for a bigger and better life, especially as a young child and occasionally even a blossoming teen. However, this rule does not seem to apply to the young, starry eyed Violet Asaki. She has everything she needs: somewhat loving parents, good food, a roof over her head; and of course her whole entire world, her best friend Varian. And these things are something that simply cannot be pitted against leaving everything you know and love behind just to pursue a dull adventure. Why would you? However, reality seems to believe otherwise; and with the sudden threatening presence of mysterious black rocks with apparent magical properties in her village, Violet's world is completely flipped upside down.With the King arrogantly ignoring the arising crisis; Varian becoming unrecognisable, as well as her battling her confusing arising feelings for her best friend, and Princess Rapunzel, who promised to fix all of this mess now suddenly out of the picture, Violet must take matters into her own hands when a crazed demon shows up completely out of nowhere, threatening to destroy everything and everyone that is dear to her for seemingly just for the fun of it.Yet arising from the chaos is a princess with amethyst hair and her loyal handmaiden; and they may be able to fix everything with a startling revelation that may change Violet's view on who she thought she was, forever......... *Note, I do not own the rights to any of the original characters from the show, they belong to Disney, however, all of the original characters and work are all my own, do not steal.
The Myth of Wile E
Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor [FEATURED, SEPT-OCT] An idealistic poet refuses to budge from the last parcel of land a developer needs to acquire in order to build a shopping mall. (Literary satire with pop culture references and environmental themes.) synopsis: The Myth of Wile E. is a riff on the modern obsession with fame and acclaim, as well as a mediation on the artist's place in the modern world, as seen through the eyes of a naive poet who is made simultaneously pathetic and heroic by the pursuit of a singular goal. In this novel, we meet an assortment of eccentric monomaniacs, from mushroom hunters in search of a legendary truffle, to birders pursuing a possibly-extinct bird, to competitive Duck Stamp artists, to "the World's Foremost Living Statue"...and even a very stubborn spider. Meanwhile, our narrator--a terrible, yet persistent, poet--battles a ruthless land developer who's determined to acquire the poet's humble property, in an escalating battle of wills that spirals out of control when the media gets involved. With these quirky events as a backdrop, we gradually learn of the misfortunes that befell each member of the poet's family in their various misguided quests for glory. We also learn why money makes the world go flat, why talent is a white elephant, and what it means for parents to love their children "to pieces." Some of my influences are Richard Brautigan (especially), Christopher Moore, Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, and George Saunders, so if you like any of them, I hope you'll enjoy this, too.
Pick up a loyal dog and feed it
Food blogger Pei Nianyu traveled back to the ancient past after his death, became an idle prince, and for some reason accidentally put his old shadow guard commander to sleep.The shadow guard has a cold and serious face, protecting him wholeheartedly, even if he bullies him, he will feel guilty and blame himself: master, blame me for flattering the master.Pei Nianyu suppressed a smile, twirled the dessert and fed it to the shadow guard's mouth, and then kissed him softly: "My king forgives you for your innocence."The shadow guard blushed silently: Master, you are molesting me.Pei Nianyu blinked: old man, you like me.Content tags: Marquis of the palace, travel through time and space, farming literature, gourmetSearch keywords: Protagonist: Pei Nianyu Lou YeNOT MINEMTL (no editing)NO VOTINGhttps://www.shubaowb.com/novel/272114.html
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I just need to put all of my OmaSai in here just because... I filled up my entire storage with just OmaSai. This M A Y become a oneshot book as well- soo.... yeah... Anyway, thanks! And IdioticWeeabo will help me with some oneshots if that's even happening our not. O b o y I ' m s c r e a m i n gThanks to the people who are cool:Hilarious commenters: Tnugay, Lilypad, Matenrou, DemonHacker, chocoloco, KaleyCakes, HibiyaMomo32, Quite_The_Weeb, -_Himiko_Yumeno_-, Youre_a_lie, 1-800-OUMASAI, ApocalypseArisen, UniAriYokaifan, KokichiOumaBrasil, king_horse, MotherOfUnholyStakes, oof_IDontKnow, Pink_Fulffy_Unicorns, Madi_lovesFlowers, HereForHeccingTea, AnimeLife309, kockichi_ouma, angie_yonagaa, aBoredBlueberry, ElissahCarmenFeCanto, TododekuIsBoss, katmajor39, The-Sad-Panta-Rat, lifeisgoodenough, DealWithItSwag, PastellPie, MysticCw- Kokichi-the-homo-rat, -Kiiboi, panicMercury21, The-Happy-Gamer-Girl, multishipping-wreck, Narmatsy, kirbyshipsprinxiety, Alien_queen_Mina, Tenko_Chabashira_UwU, sherlock_homo76, Juno_Limesalt, abnaxx, THAT_cosplayer, NorthernAsh_Nordic, 123455ooof, Kokichi-Wuz-Taken, lonewolfofthenight, BluepurpleladyVoters: Chocolateover101, YaoiFangirl, Mayra, PotatoMoosic, HaNoiDoung, Erase_My_Life, LeoTheFireCub, Inkyvirus, ArtiaTheBluePh0enix, Fuzzy188, Raphaelfunayy, Stephoprandi, Uni_connie, Lex_77_Despair_thot, _DarkEdge_Gorl_, PleaseWatchMyVideos, TurlesIsBae892, Firergames, DemonicaAlvares, Buyingcooki, CaptainAlfiel, Ayidakira, Spyoogeekuu, someoneuwu, ShuichiTheEmo, lisaanna444, kristinagorgis, pikaveee, madviolinemogirl17, ChristellaSihombing4, Starry_Atarii, Mental_Breakdown, nerdgeekotaku7, LittleMetalRika, butterflygirl1123, Saiouma666, Rikuonura27, Popcakes, Minegirl70223, tododekugirl, ShuichiSaiharaDR, Lilie_Sky, Animegirl00047, KokichiOuma10, Gaiayandere, Wishes_101, Dazaii_Osamu, dant805, lisaanna444, KawaiiPatootOwOAnd people who have put this in their library or reading list! ∩^ω^∩Thanks for reading! Typical Asian,
Karasuma's Unknown Daughter (A.C. x OC)
Your real name is Yuki Tadaomi daughter of Karasuma,but you go by Yuki Sato. The reason because he doesn't know you exist and you don't know how he is like. And somehow you were born smarter then others,but there was a tiny problem (I guess) you had Narcolepsy; which means you were always tired and fell asleep at random times/places. You also have gifted eyes that allow you to see in the dark and just by watching someone do something you can copy them, if your capable of doing so.1. Some times the story won't make sense2. There are some grammar mistakes.3. First time writing a story.4. Don't own anything,but the story line.5. Will make different decisions from the anime.6. Don't have a update schedule,but can tell you that it will take long because school is up agains.7. Some parts will be short. Sorry.
Memes To Cure Your Boredom: Volume #2
Volume #2!!!! If you haven't seen Volume #1 of our memes, I highly recommend that you do as the memes are just as good as the ones in this book.Once again, I am not responsible for any loss of brain cells whilst reading this book.All memes here are my very good friends creations, based on his interests. Splatoon, SCP, Alton Towers, Animal Crossing, Among us, plus much more. Please enjoy!
Please pass the Bleachβ³Rants 2.0
I maxed out my other rant book, so here I am lookin' for the good bleach to drink. My rants are lit. My life is shit. Please pass the bleach because I can't reach it. I'm chill though. I'm open to share a glass of bleach with anyone, let's have a chat It's always lit here, so anyone is welcome to read. If you like Steph Curry, sports, Tales of symphonia, Tales of Zestiria, pretty much any Tales of Series fandom, love Pokémon and any other fantastic stuff, I gotchu fam.If you wanna hear the rants from a girl who's going to play college ball upcoming fall, here it is. I mean, what could be more lit than having your boi Guzma on the cover?If you're interested in an upcoming college girls life, this is where it's at
Fanarts y dibujos de elTioRob95.
Sólo algunos de mis dibujos y ocurrencias disfrutenlos, eso también incluyo dibujos de algunos de mis fanfics . personajes, héroes y Villanos de mis historias , Rob y Saturnino, Las kankers alternas, tambien personajes de otras series de Nickelodeon, CN y Disney.Algunos ficker aquí lo hacen.
A Compilation of Poems
We are pouring our feelings into these poems.Your comments mean a lot to us!
Most Amazing Nigerian Books On Wattpad, 2021
#2 in watt9ja#3 in adverts________Can't find an interesting book to read? Are you new on Wattpad and you're tired of reading the same old, boring stories, over and over again...You're definitely at the right place! Here is a selection of heart-gripping books from Nigerian Wattpaders!! After reading, I'm sure you'll fall in love with most books here and even recommend to others. Welcome to MANBOW, 2021. A house filled with lots of joyfully spiced and amazing stories. Definitely, you won't regret adding this into your library. As the year begins, I've gently picked and selected all the most intruding stories and packaged it into one book.Please, feel free to comment any recommendations for stories if you probably want to promote your story as well. -@Madinah_WritesCover Credit: All thanks to my beautiful and talented graphic designer; @ardi_lover.Please follow her account.πXxx
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completed july 2016β³ old roleplay accountβ³ artβ³ short storiesβ³ rants by stupid me;
Random Me
Random shnitzel, random stuff, rants, Llamas, Star Wars, the Lord of the Rings, the Hobbit, and nostalgia!! It's basically me babbling. Especially when talking about my fandoms.Crazy? Who's crazy?
Prompts
OutsidersSMP/BearSMP/MCC/BiscuitBoysSMP/EmpiresSMP/3rdLife/baddieSMP prompts because I'm to lazy to make them myself
Secrets
Dicono che c'è un filo invisibile che collega due persone destinate e che lo saranno sempre. Due gruppi si ritroveranno nei guai per un segreto, più grande di loro da nascondere. Tutto inizia una notte in cui ragazzi e ragazze, più o meno di 18 anni, vogliono divertirsi e godersi la vita.Amori. Tradimenti. Bugie.Segreti.Segreti pesanti come macigni.Segreti più grandi della persona stessa che prova a nasconderli ma, si sa che prima o poi, la verità viene sempre a galla e allora mi domando: cosa accadrà quando tutti i demoni saranno alla luce? E come può essere credibile perdonare una persona che ti ha solo mentito e trattato come tu non meritavi? Bisogna soffermarsi a pensare di quanto quella persona è importante per noi. E' necessario farsi distruggere? O è meglio dire, attivare l'autodistruzione?Sta a te decidere: tu, cosa vuoi fare?"Da quando ho conosciuto il tuo sapore, è come se avessi attivato la mia distruzione ma non mi pento di averlo fatto.""Proverò a ricomporti per rimediare."
Satish Verma Poems
Satish Verma is ferociously original. You feel resentment, outrage and violence, cannot pin it down but wonderfully spin your brain. Satish has the greatest sensibility which sweetly exploits the delicacies of human conflicts. You are taken aback. This is magic, profoundly soulful. In a lone, long journey Satish Verma is still discovering himself. Beaten, betrayed, felled, he comes back with fierce velocity. His childhood was traumatized by India's partition. Terror, violence and death were witnessed which built the morals of poet. Becoming defiantly recluse Satish Verma pursued his value based life on the path of truth. Teaching Botany for 35 years he was writing poetry, privately and solemnly and published twelve collections. Worked silently with social causes. His scions, doctors and engineers are living in USA. He chose to live back in his beloved country and resides in Ajmer (INDIA) with his spouse Kanta running the Charitable Holistic Institute of SEWA MANDIR FOUNDATION. He can also be reached at [email protected]. 5-A ii, Mayoor Colony, Alwar Gate, Ajmer - 305007 INDIA
QUOTES AND SATIRE
Gua ga nyangka lu tuh FRIENDNIVORA. "Dasar bermuka dua,!!! ""ada maunya aja baik -baikin"
Legend of Korra: Master Talia
(THIS IS A REPUBLISHING OF THE MASTER TALIA BOOK THAT I DELETED ON MY USER, DIZZYWINTER) Despite being one of the five air benders in the entire world, and one of the two masters alive, Talia's life is really boring. After all, the only person her age she knows is her best friend Korra; too bad she lives half way across the world in the South Pole. After a long life of isolation and training, Talia is more than to finally make friends and put her air bending skills to use. And what better way to do that then to be in constant danger fighting the world's most dangerous villains and criminals with the Avatar?
Lizzy's "Video Journal" Part 2 with Original and Yugioh Characters (#Wattys2018)
Hello, Lizzy here!! I make little video journals for everyone to enjoy with all my friends in it. I hope you enjoy!!!(These aren't actual video journals but just script writing the journals. I only own my original characters and the story line. Yugioh characters along to their original and respectful owners!)