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Pick-Up Lines, Puns, and More
I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!!So...ENJOY!!!October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!
Yours In Demigodishness, And All That
A collection of Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus memes & comics & some other stuff collected from different sources including my dam brain :)Warning: This book is only for demigods, not mortals (and I'm serious) ;)Um......no offense dear mortals.Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters.All credit goes to the respective artists.Anyways, Enjoy :")
Arrows and Shadows (Batman Male reader MCU insert X Kate Bishop)
Y/N Wayne is a very powerful man. After losing his parents at a very young age, The heir to the Wayne Empire decides to make his own justice, become a symbol, something that can't be destroyed. After spending some time out of town traveling the world and facing his fears, Y/N decides to come back to New York. But when he returns, he sees himself in a middle of a criminal conspiracy while trying to help Hawkeye's number one fan, Kate bishop. Will Y/N become a symbol for the people of New York? And will he strike fear in the heart of criminals? Will his relationship with Kate escalate to something bigger?This has been inspired by the events of:HawkeyeBatman BeginsBatman: The Telltale seriesBatman: Arkham OriginsBatman Arkham Origins: Cold Cold heartBatman: The Long HalloweenBatman: Arkham AsylumBatman: Arkham CityAnyways, i hope you enjoy the book and please point out to me if i make some grammar mistakes or spelling mistakes(English is not my main language)I'd also like to point out that i follow some authors in this site and i really enjoy their work and i've been inspired by themI hope you enjoy this. Bye!(All the rights beling to DC comics and Marvel)
My Hero Academia One-Shots
THIS STORY WILL BE ONE-SHOTS OF THE PREVIOUS STORY. ONE LAST CHAPTER.It will also have.Ships Stories Holiday Stories and Fun Little Adventures.I hope you will Enjoy the story.Ships:EraserJoke TodoMomoTenya Iida X Mei Hatsume Rei X EnjiDabi (Touya Todoroki) X Himiko Toga Inko Midoriya X All Might (Toshinori Yagi)Mirio Togata X Melissa ShieldsDustBunny Shigaraki X MirkoIzuOcha Fumikage Tokoyami X Tsuyu Asui Tamaki Amajiki X Nejire HadoHawks X Fuyumi Todoroki Denki Kaminari X Kyōka Jirō Katsuki Bakugou X Camie Utsushimi Eijiro Kirishima X Mina Ashido Eri X KotaMt.Lady X Kamui Woods Present Mic X Midnight Ojiro X ToruMonoma X PonyItsuka Kendo X Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu 1# on #DustBunny 7/02/201# on #HatsumexIida 7/07/201# on #EnjiXRei 7/07/201# on #IidaxHatsume 7/07/201# on #ReixEnji 7/07/201# on #EriAizawa 09/03/201# on #BakuCamie 09/08/201# on #Mirilissa 09/09/201# on #MamaJoke 09/09/201# on #Huwumi 09/09/201# on #TogaXDabi1# on #KotaEri1# on #MonoPony
Why Do You Like Teasing Me So Much?
Entering high school Takagi-San and Nishikata meet again. After all the teasing in middle school, how will Nishikata continue to face the jokes Takagi-San makes? Will high school finally be the time when Nishikata discovers the true reason why Takagi teases him? And the golden question, when will Nishikata realize his love towards his teasing classmate? New familiar faces, old long lasting friendships, precious promises, childhood memories, all you can find in a cliché fanfiction! Drama, gossip, stress, a pinch of adorable romance, and more! ***(500-1k words per chapter)hope you enjoy!
《DNF Oneshots》
Hello everyone! This is your daily dose of very random DNF oneshots to read.I literally did this while I was bored lol. Enjoy :)Also english is not my first language and this is my first time writing. (cringy af)Keep in mind that I only ship their minecraft personas and I wrote this just for fun.Cover art is not mine! I found it on Twitter. Credits to @aoelle_Note: comment and vote if you like it :)♡ 1K reads ♡ ~ 06/27/2022Thank you so much for 1K reads!♡ 100K reads ♡ ~ 06/18/2023Update: THANK YOU FOR 100K Reads!
Spirit of the Game (OHC fanfiction xReader)
Y/N is a foreigner, an athlete, and looking to stay out of trouble. After stumbling upon the OHC after an unfortunate accident, will she succumb to their charms? Read and find out, check out Author's Note (1st chapter) for more details on the story.This is a classic Ouran Host Club fanfiction with Host x Reader (Female). Feel free to ship endlessly, I know I have since first watching OHC. I have an idea of my main ship, but still a work in progress so you'll have to read to see who Y/N ends up with. I plan to use element of the anime, but in my own way so it won't be identical. My intent is to make this a standalone story and I currently have a good outline, but I will look for feedback from comments if I should add a plot point in or make changes to a character.If you enjoy the chapters feel free to like them. Writing feedback would also help, I'm using this to practice so I can one day write some of my own stories.---Maybe some cursing and maybe some inappropriate jokes---- --- AKA being PC isn't main focus, but I'm not trying to be mean to anyone either---I do not claim to have the rights to any OHC characters or content the only ownership is towards my OCs. Hope you enjoy!(Completed, unedited)#1 in ohc -5Feb
The twins adventure
Two identical twin brothers, Katsu and Katsuo Okamoto wanted to enjoy their last few days with their friends before moving away for awhile. They planned on taking their friends to an empty school building to have a little fun with their friends, but what the two boys don't know is that their friends don't like the idea of going to an empty building to tell spooky stories to get them really scared. Their friends decide to get them back for scaring them by making them believe the place is Haunted.
AAD One-shots
Okay, so this is just gonna be a book of one shots. They will vary with different styles but quite a few will be adorable. But I hope ya guys enjoy, maybe I'll ask for requests I'm not sure yet, but I'll think about it.If they do, I'll be sure to put a warning at the start but I don't think I'll need to do that!Anyway enjoy the read! :)
Fairy Tail Pictures,One-Shots, & Lessons/Jokes
By Writer #2: DamienJust random pictures, one-shots and anything I find involving Fairy Tail. I hope you enjoy! All credits of Fairy Tail belong to Hiro Mashima. Any one-shots read will be written by others unless I choose to write one and share it.
Governor Pryce Jokes
hey everyone does one of you hate pryce well come on down and Im gonna share you my Governor Pryce jokes hope you enjoy :)
IZ*ONE JOKES
Some of these jokes aren't mine.Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it :)cover by: @s2hee__
Drarry Oneshot Collection
My collection of Drarry oneshots! Mainly fluff. All fluff. ? Some may be linked, but I'll number them and explicitly state if they're linked! Hope you enjoy. Please vote and comment ?Highest Ranking: #18/#1.94k in Pride (11/08/18)#3/ #51 in drarryoneshots (23/08/18)#51 / #1.67k in gayness (13/09/18)#3 / #31 in drarryoneshots (26/10/18)
Jared Leto X Reader
Jared Leto X Reader imagines ! Some may contain smut, fluff etc. Most imagines will be of Jared but you might see a few appearance from the Joker. Enjoy! I'll try to stay active and please, no disrespectful comments or hate. Hate= BLOCKED! (I do not own any characters of DC comics or Jared Leto 😛) FEEL FREE TO COMMENT!
Beatlemaniacs ONLY! 2
Enjoy the second book in Beatlemaniacs Only! Again, only beatlemaniacs are allowed! (Hence the whole purpose of the title.)
mcyt incorrect quotes
Ngl its mainly dream smp quotes but i have some ogyt's and people from empires smp and last life smp. Enjoy either way!
It Only Takes a Moment || Jimin x Reader
Ballet AUFrom the moment you heard your company was putting on Swan Lake, you knew you had to play Odette. And from the moment you met eyes with him, you knew it wasn't going to be easy.(A/n: It's finally here :'] enjoy)Started: 7/9/2021 - Finished: 11/3/2021Word Count: 262k +
𝙳𝚛𝚟𝟹 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚏𝚒𝚌 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚒'𝚖 𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚍𝚎
[UPDATED DESC 10/2/23] Hii consider urself lucky for stumbling over my very small and unpopular chatfic and lets get into the basics. 1) Okay so the cover picture is my bunny, Lilo and she was trying to see what i was drinking. 2) This book is for comedic and fluff purposes only. 3) Kiibo is a human so there is little to none "robo-phobic" jokes. 4) There will be cussing in this book, I try to avoid over-doing it however its only to get an accurate description of their characters, however it can tend to become a little OOC at times. 5) the first 5 chapters are kind of corny so i would say to avoid it. Finally, 6) the ships that are going to be in this book are...1. Saiouma(SaiharaxOuma)2. KiiboxRantaro(I forgot the name😰)3. Harukaito(MakixKaito)4. Irumatsu(IrumaxKaede)5.HimikoxTenko(I also forgot this name..)And I think that's it?..idrk but yeah enjoy the story!(Hopefully😥pls do.)
365 Days of Starshipping (Part 2)
(Part 2 because stories can only be 200 chapters max on here...)Starshipping || Judai/Jaden Yuki x Yusei Fudo || COMPLETE!!! Thank you for reading, and I hope you enjoy!
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Hello lovlies, this is a story I started nearly 3 years ago but still wish to finish. It needs a lot of editing before I can continue on posting new chapters so bear with me. I was not in the right mental state when posting some chapters so I am sorry that some of you had to read what you did. Anyways, this story is about Travis Phelps, Sal Fisher, and their undying love for each other (with some bad jokes sprinkled in of course) I hope you enjoy and thank you for reading
The Big Book Of Fandom Jokes
This book will probably have extremely fast updates!It's one of many, I'm sure, but it's a book of jokes and memes that have to do with the fandoms me and many other people love, including Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, The Maze Runner and Once Upon A Time. I hope I make you laugh with at least some of the jokes in this book. Most will be pictures from the internet, but there will maybe be a few that I invent in there, who knows? Just have fun flipping through this and I really hope you enjoy! -sirius77
dean ambrose GIFs
just cute, adorable, funny GIFs of Dean Ambrose.Complete at January 18, 20172016 © -lunaticfringe
↱ 12:00 AM | A Texting Story ✓ ↲
"Freaking 12:00 AM"When a guy decides to cure his boredom by texting his friend every single day at 12:00 AMAre you still interested?Then click or press the Read button!If you do then enjoy reading,fellow Wattpadians!»Inspiration:thelunarequinox » Published on 4/09/17»Completed on 22/10/17© FantasyHeartfilia. All Rights Reserved. 2017.» FantasyHeartfilia ✧*｡٩(ˊωˋ*)و✧*｡ «
class clown . L.S
The one where it starts on halloween and Harry's the frustrated jolly teacher who spreads to much kindness for everyone and ends up in the janitor's closet on his knee's in a cat costume with the one and only class clown Louis who's jokes are just name calling for harry (aka Tarzan). This story is the Halloween it happened. The beginning for a taboo love story. ⚠warning TEACHER/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP AGAIN COMPLETELY FICTION AMD LOTS OF GAY SEX Also I suck at descriptions but oh well,enjoy;)
Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random)
Hey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2!Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself!So... Yeah! I still hope you enjoy reading this~Warning: Cursing, um... weirdness and This haven't been proofread~Credits To: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia