Funny Comebacks and Jokes!

Around the globe there are jokes floating around the Internet.In this unlimited joke book you will laugh, cry, scream, fart, and other stuff I shouldn't know or find out.So go to the bathroom before attempting to read this book.

Royalty's Rule's

What happens when the rule's change among the Royal Kingdoms across the world? Alexandra is forced to attend normal school and meet a normal boy! On the other hand a boy named Liam... a very spoiled prince is forced to go to the same school and what happens when they both clash? Will they be going against the new Royalty's Rule's or will they abide by it. Does love win? Or Rule's of the kingdom.... Maybe you can make a good guess or maybe read the book... and find out....Royalty's Rule's

Summer of Love | Love Island 2018 | *UNDER RECONSTRUCTUION*

When the new girl struts into the villa with a new batch of confidence after being brutally dumped by her ex, can she find 'the one' or will she be sent home by the public for failing to make a connection?

Minion High

Kevin, Stuart, and Bob are back in this story about their high school experience

In My Eyes (Watty Awards 2012)

This is a spin-off of the story 'He Was Looking For A Princess, Instead He Found Me', Book One of 'The Tales of a Royal Lunatic'Crown Prince Christopher of the vampire race has had his fair share of bad luck. His first love was murdered, he is next in line for a kingdom that he doesn't want and a rebel organization is out to kill the one thing in the world that could make him happy. But now you can add a mate that has mysteriously been blocked from him and a werewolf prince that holds a large grudge. Will Christopher ever find out who his true mate is? Will he be able to protect her? Will he be able to HANDLE her?I guess time will tell :)

The Rogue's Mate

Alpha's aren't all that. Trust me.

Stars Align

One mishap.One trip.One job.One person.That's all it took for Stella to question everything she thought she knew.--------(For the #OpenNovellaContest2019)

The Deepest(အနက်ရှိုင်းဆုံး)♡Completed♡

ငါမင်းကိုချစ်မိ​နေပြီဆိုရင်​တောင် မင်းဘယ်​တော့မှမသိ​စေရဘူး

Deadpool

Funny super hero

Best Jokes Ever

Hello these are rely funny so

MOVED TO BROOKIEISMYNAME 'S ACCOUNT

Zeya always thought she was different, an outcast. Until a cute boy shows up in her dreams and in her school. She tries her best to ignore him, but he's more important than she knows. He's watching out for her, not stalking her. One day he saves her from Shadows Corp, an organization that wants her for the power she didn't know she had. Caleb introduces her to Lilah and Ace. There the only four who can save the world from Shadows Corp. They find out Shadows Corp is looking for three different pieces of an object, and when there combined all hell will break lose. So they go on a journey battling vampires, werewolves, traitors, their feelings and much more. Will this group of teens be able to save the world without killing each other first? Will the safety of the world be SAFE in the hands of these kids?

I Got You! {Completed}

To hurt the one you love is one thing, but to do what they did is a completely different matter altogether. It's funny how one simple game of truth or dare ended in blackmail, love, hate and broken hearts. Now, as the story continues, the four young guys are trying hard to hold on to the girls they love. But the past they try to forget keeps coming back to them. Can they finally get everything straight and work it out, so they can be with the ones they love? Or is it all going to be too much? They never truly knew what they were doing when they started drinking and thinking about how they all have been dumped in the same week. With ideas, came actions you can never take back. Once they have you, not even a simple game of Dare can save you.

Defixio

Zeus and Hera are fighting. . . Again. . . Zeus has made it with a lady. . . Not his wife. . .Only this time, he pissed off the wrong father. . . who would later piss off the wrong goddess? This leads to a curse tablet being delivered by Hecate. . . To Zeus and Hera. . .What can I say? Karma has a funny way of being an utter bitch. . .This has made the Shortlist for the Open Novella Contest 2019!1st in tablet-- 4/9/1912th in opennovellacontest2019-- 4/9/19

Muslimah in love

''Marriage isn't easy especially when it's arranged and you hardly know the guy.'' 23-year-old Zara, a modest and virtuous Muslimah, has finally accepted a marriage proposal and is ready to share her life and love with her husband. But what happens when he is broody, stiff and ignores her most of the time? Is it possible to make her own husband fall in love with her or will Zara become a victim of unrequited love? #WATTYSWINNER2014

The Worst Christmas Ever

It's these 2 families that go on aNasty Cruz with each other the 2 families Hate each other.

The Last Card

Every year a man seeks out a tarot card reader, hoping for a different future.

Chats || Jaemin [C]

» a short fanfiction which is made special for Jaemin's birthday «Happy Birthday Na Jaemin! 🌙💞

NICCOLÒ

Wattys 2018: LonglistNiccolò Romano.His name is a threat.Everyone that has ever crossed him has ended up dead.He is a killer, a gangster - a monster.And his enemies will do anything they can to hurt him.

Love-Love || OLD DRAFT

[THIS IS AN OLD DRAFT. Please read the rewrite that is currently up on my profile]............"Look, man, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to rob the bank but I'm broke and I need the money.""If you need money, go get a job!""I have a job!""A real job, not blowing up the city -""This is a real job, Stormy. It keeps you employed. I don't have to pay TAXES."~Super Storm is your typical superhero with stunning blonde hair and high morale. Gravel is your typical supervillain with a slight obsession over a certain someone's beautiful blonde hair and a mission he doesn't want to complete.Now let's say Gravel meets someone who uses the same shampoo as Super Storm. Let's say they bond over tennis. Let's say Gravel's sidekick isn't particularly fond of what's unfolding. Let's say this three-playered tennis match has more balls in the court than expected. Who'll win? Who'll lose?~~a story as told by a Supervillain(boyxboy)•••🏆 featured by SuperHero - the official Supers' account🏆 featured by the official Action account🏆 featured by Wattpad India🏆 featured by Stories Undiscovered#1 in superhero#1 in supervillain#1 in FreeTheLGBT#1 in lgbtqIN#1 in OpenNovellaContest2019#3 in bxb#4 in teenfiction

Being Bitten

Juliette is a human. Your typical quiet girl, the one who's always listening to music and blocking herself out of the world.Romeo is a werewolf. He's your typical popular playboy, the one who's always throwing crazy parties and dating his 'mate' Kassidy.Romeo thinks he's already found his mate, but boy is he wrong. SO wrong. TERRIBLY wrong. Plus, he's got the werewolf police up his ass, trying to hunt him down for God knows what." Let's put it this way: Werewolves are friendly. If you pull their tall though, they're going to go all ape shit on your ass."-Romeo Ross

Fun All The Way

The Dead Don't Bleed

You'd think the zombie apocalypse would start the way you'd imagine it, right? Dead bodies popping out of their graves, hands trying to claw their way out so they can scratch and bite whoever comes near them. The sky turning black and only the strong survive. That's what would typically happen, right?Wrong.But, of course, despite it being as cliche as it was, that was his thoughts on how it would happen, if it ever did, but then again, that was before IT happened.Before a simple drug turned nearly half of each and every population into the undead.Before Keith lost the only family he ever had.And before he met a small group of six that would change his life forever.2019 Open Novella Shortlist Qualifier

Bad Gentleman || Kim Seokjin

"Be grateful that I haven't tied you up yet." I glared at him."That sounded a little Ahem-Ahem in my mind." He laughed."That's it." I said as I got up and tied his hands and legs. "You shall keep your mouth shut if you don't wanna die."_How did Hyejin, a criminal, ended up falling for the guy she kidnapped?_________________________________________Genre- Romance, Comedy.

The Impossible Girl

~𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚜𝚝 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜.~𝚂𝚑𝚎'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎~𝟷 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚃𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚜~𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙳𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝙸 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔~𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 - 𝙰𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚜𝚝 1𝚜𝚝 2020𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 - 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 1𝚜𝚝𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶

Wanderers (1st Draft)

No matter how far you wander, you still can't escape your past. Rixton is constantly on the run. He's content with his life of stealing, booze, and girls. He sees no reason to slow down. That is until he meets someone who has him slamming on his breaks. Someone who farces him to face the past he's been running from.Alice likes being on her own. It allows her to go where she wants, when she wants. She has the freedom to keep running from her demons. So when Rixton comes crashing into her life with his arrogant attitude, she instantly hates him. James has spent the past several months with an inward struggle. Running after Rixton has kept his mind off of the decision he needs to make. Meeting Alice makes him forget about it completely. But the decision is still there, just waiting for him to stop running.

Shadows in the Dark

(Complete) Rumors aren't new to the beach community. When an unidentified couple is seen kissing in the shadows and a beautiful stranger arrives the speculation starts. As word of her entertaining men at night spreads, wives wonder whose husband will be next. Set at a time when life was just a little simpler. There were no smartphone and most people who had cell phones still paid per minute, so rumors spread by mouth. Where would it end and how many lives would they affect in the process?The Open Novella Contest Long list.