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DND Quirk (COMPLETE)
As Izuku surfs the internet to kill his boredom he finds an old reddit page. The reddit page was full of different DND characters people made. While reading tales of what they have done, their backstories, and some shenanigans they did he wished to meet some. That wish gave him his quirk. Needless to say he gets very over powered very quickly.I do not own My Hero Academia, Dungeons and Dragons, Stargate SG1, or any other possible shows or games I will mention. The story itself is mine and that's it.For later chapters I don't own Slugterra.Cover done by Chipencil on fiverr.
Eddie Munson Imagines
okay so i haven't written anything in a long ass time. this will probably be shit but that's okay. i don't see many of these yet which makes me hella sad because we all need these when we're in an Eddie chokehold. ANYWay I hope you enjoy and pls excuse any spelling mistakes bc i'm dyslexic and any bad writing because it's been a while.
𝕾𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖛𝖔𝖗𝖘 𝖌𝖚𝖎𝖑𝖙; ɴɪɴᴊᴀɢᴏ ᴄᴏʟᴇ x ᴍᴀʟᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ɪɴꜱᴇʀᴛ
➛ Y/N, a fixture in the annals of Ninjago's fame, cuts an enviable figure. Known for their boundless fortune, fanbase, and the seemingly effortless waltz through the world of the lovelorn, the façade of perfection masks the complexities and struggles that simmer beneath. Little does the populace know the realities Y/N faces when the glare of the spotlight dims, casting the limelight's shadows upon unseen vulnerabilities.Cole, an individual harboring an unfamiliar rabbit in his hat of emotions, teeters on the precipice of confession. His heart, fluttering with feelings he cannot categorize, begs to spill forth to Y/N. However, his steps falter under the fear of rejection and the specter of homophobia. He ventures forth, tentatively, with the unwavering support of his closest confidantes-Jay, Kai, and the indomitable Grey Ninja, Jikan. Jikan, a master of the temporal arts, holds the cards of time and teleportation. His power, a double-edged sword, necessitates that he remain incognito. If someone were to pry the keys of time from his grasp, they could force Jikan to divulge the identities of his brethren and concoct an alternate reality, obliterating their very existence.His friendships, while myriad, center on these three ninja. Yet, when Nya, the water ninja, joins the fray, complications arise. She, too, finds Y/N's charm intoxicating, a discovery that stirs unease and insecurity in Cole.As Cole and Y/N navigate the intricate dance of self-discovery and tentative bonding, they begin to recognize their shared experiences and silent struggles. The budding comprehension suggests they might be more akin than either initially perceived, shattering assumptions and laying bricks for a connection that transcends the muted expectations of society.Ranked, #3 in ColeNinjago.
Hotel Nowhere: A Deep Dive Into My D&D Campaign
This is literally just me using Wattpad as an excuse to gush about my campaign to people other than my friends who aren't actually in it. Have fun, I guess!
Broken Reality The Protector Of Myra!
Iron the warrior of war must save his city from an enemy that is destroying it from outside in!
The Document January 1!
Mind Drifter speaks about the way of Luci reflection form of hate, the way of the monster the illusion form of hate, Myra the unconditional love and the religion of Myra the conditional lovers!
It's A Odd Feeling (Tom Riddle x Reader)
First book :) BTW Renava Lekort returns to Hogwarts for her 5th year. She was long time friends with Tom Riddle. When she returns he's changed and so has she. Two people in love but will their problems, past, or people get in the way?Throughout the story there's going to be romance, (maybe) betrayal, shock, and maybe some others. Also: reader = Renava Lekort. -Sooo kinda image yourself as her 😅 I hope this book can intrigue you more as you read 🥰 Have fun reading!A:N 2021: hi I might want to add the writing gets better after a few chapters so excuse my garbage that was published.
Hiccup x Reader: Book 2
PLEASE READ THE FIRST BOOK BEFORE READING THIS ONE. YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND IT OTHERWISE. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Where the Thor am I?" I ask out loud. I kept walking, until I saw a girl at a watering hole. She seemed to be preoccupied, so I tried to just go around her so I wouldn't disturb her. I started to walk around her, but I guess her hearing is super sensitive. She spun around, her canteen spilling a few drops of water onto a baby dragon. This dragon looked different.. it was like those dragons in other dimensions. Full of hatred and pure disgust; not a single friendly bone in them. This one was grey with piercing red eyes that seemingly glowed in the sunlight. The girl noticed I was staring at her dragon, and she snaps her fingers. "Excuse me?" She says, and I break my trance. "O-oh. Sorry. I just didn't know you had a dragon as well.." I say, remembering Nightwing. "What're you talking about? You don't have a dragon with you..." she started to say, before the very familiar screech. I looked up and smiled. "Nightwing!" I yelled, and ran to her when she landed a few feet from me. I looked at the girl, who's mouth is agape. "Y-you..." she said. "Hmm?" I said, petting Nightwing. "You... is that a Night Fury?" she asked. I was shocked. How did she know what a night Fury was? She wasn't from our world, right? "Y-yes. How'd you know that?" I asked, cautiously stepping back. She walked forwards, her dragon following. Nightwing went into protective mode, and wrapped her tail around me while raising her wings. "Because, you showed me one when I visited you 3 years ago." She said.
RPG Textos
Um compêndio de textos discutindo sobre diversos rpgs - teoria de desenvolvimento de jogos; dicas para mestres e jogadores; e críticas com variantes de sistemas.
Reflection and Analysis
This is a collection of essays related to series I either read or watch, although there is only one chapter at this point I wish to discuss.
Tower of Micro
Death is only the beginning for heroes of Micromia, the world that Tobias comes from. Micromia and a large myriad of other worlds are connected via the Tower of Micro. When certain people die, they can choose to be reincarnated, or climb the tower and receive any wish they desire. When Tobias notices a guild quest that could rake in lots of gold, he happily takes it. So what went wrong? How does the former soldier fail his mission?
Prepare To Be Surprised||Dylan O'Brien
In which: there is much miscommunication, many tears, many half truths and a lot of complications. But there are also smiles and laughter and joy. Eventually. Or in which: Jodie Banes knows what she wants in life and who she is. What she doesn't know is how the hell she's going to explain to anyone that she got pregnant and the father is six years young than she is. And poor Dylan has no idea how to handle any of it at all.+++++"Excuse me for not knowing what the hell I'm supposed to do in this situation!""You think I do? I'm just as scared as you are.""Bullshit."
Random fanfiction (and not) One-shots
[DISCONTINUED CAUSE CRINGE]Eh, I had a collection of random fanfiction and not fanfiction one shots just sitting on my desk and was like, hey, why don't I compile them into a book? None of these stories are connected. Pls excuse spelling errors and let me know if I should continue any of these in another book!
the Mana-Wilds (the Cold Iron Chronicles) #5: Fangs of Iron
Taking Vellumis is one thing, holding onto it is another.With resources stretched thin and a burgeoning new nation that they must protect from those who seek to shackle all hope, Doctor-Commander Cold Iron, Arazni and Myrmidon must navigate a new kind of Battlefield known as 'Statesmanship'. But with a Hobgoblin Warlord, Lost Crusaders and the ever-imposing threat of retaliation by the hordes of whispered undead, it may come to the Doctor-Commander to make a few Deals with the Devil if he is to live to see the next sunrise...Unless he is to see a Fallen Warrior thrust their rapier down his heart first....
LitRPG GameLit: Age of the Behemoths
Hunter, hunted...Or dare to tame the Behemoths?GameLit LitRPG Kindle book "Age of the Behemoths" is the first in a series of LitRPG fantasy books about a virtual reality MMORPG game set during the primal age when colossal, mythical beasts would inhabit and roam the vast lands.These lands of floating shards, stacked beneath each other, make the levels in the game. From the really bright, early levels below the primordial light all the way down past the canopy of clouds and then further down below the sea of stars to the darkest recesses where only the most hardcore players dare challenge.Teeming with life, every biome contains a myriad of flora and fauna to encounter, ranging from Drakes to Wyverns, Dragons and Leviathans as well as many other strains of never before seen species.IT Tech Noah Parker wants nothing more than to escape the rat race. His solution? Age of the Behemoths, the latest and most immersive virtual reality MMORPG on the market. A game where your very survival depends on mastering the art of the hunt.In this open world, how you choose to roleplay is up to you and since these formidable Behemoths are created through Blockchain technology, each primordial monster is designed to have unique DNA that cannot be altered nor replicated which could result in their extinction, which means taming one could be much more beneficial than killing it.Powered by quantum computing as well as neural networks driven by Deep Learning, the AI controlling the virtual world with all the creatures and NPCs within it is extremely powerful. That in combination with the latest full-body haptic suit with biometrics that allows users to feel everything is very enticing to Noah. However, when things get a bit too real for comfort, will he decide to remove the suit and be permanently banned from the game or will he risk his life to save the other players and possibly even the game itself?
I'm Fine |✅|
It was coming and she knew it. Hannah quickly raised her hand, excusing herself to the bathroom before bolting out of the classroom. She sprinted down the hallway to the bathroom that was always empty and took the largest stall. Crouched in the corner, she tried to shut her mind down as her body shook. She sat, fighting back what was coming. Her anxiety level rose as the panic attack crept closer. Her vision went dark as her mind awoke, taunting her. Monsters crowded around her, suffocating her. Tears burned at the corner of Hannah's eyes before trailing down her cheek and hitting the bathroom tile.DripDropHer body shook as the monsters strangled her. Fears and insecurities swirled around as more tears formed.DripDropDripDropTears choked her as they fell. The monsters slowed as they moved to reveal a beautiful young woman. All of her face was hidden from her long, black hair except for her mouth. She wore a long black dress that fell to her feet. Her skin was pale, but flawless.She stepped toward Hannah as a silent whisper fluttered around before landing on Hannah's ear, carrying 3 words."Welcome back, Hannah."---A teenage girl named Hannah suffers from depression and anxiety, but nobody knows. She lies to everyone, by not telling them anything. However, while having a panic attack at school, Hannah runs into a boy named Jason, who soon tries to become friends with her. Finding out that something is wrong, Jason tries to help and be there for her.Unfortunately for Hannah, she has to deal with other problems like her friend group. As her crush for one of her friends grows, Hannah starts to complicate her life even more. With conflict and drama appearing around every corner, Hannah becomes more detached from the world as her depression grows.***[Short Story] [Teen Fiction]I update and post chapters often. I try to update once a week!I would really appreciate it if you voted and shared with your friends! :)
Dramione
It's a new year for Hermione Gra-gaunt and she wants to keep it a secret, but has trouble with making excuses about her appearance. She doesn't look the same anymore, she wasn't the bushy haired beaver anymore, but something inside her tells her that this year will be harder than any other year. This year will be harder than the war, she never gets a break. Then she meets someone who gives her tranquility,love, and happiness
Fenria: The World Tree (Draft)
Heiress to the House of Myrah, Alita was born a freak. Having lavender colored skin, pointed ears, horns and a tail, Alita never fit in anywhere. When her life suddenly takes a turn for the worst, she forced herself to leave the place she once called home. Travelling to foreign lands where magic still lives, Alita must find help if she is to survive the wilderness and its beasts. Gone is the once pampered rich girl and in its place, a fierce fighter. An original backstory about my dungeons and dragons character, Alita, who is a tiefling. This is the story of how it all began for her. The story will progress along as me and my friends continue our campaign in D&D. I will try to post a chapter each month if possible. Do support and vote for it.
O-talk-u: Dirk Strider X Reader
Falling in love is a myth. We drift towards others to help ourselves feel secure. Having someone to lean on is selfish; it's not love, just a mask for something much less beautiful.What happens when you never meant to fall in love and suddenly the man you never expected to be the one of your dreams sweeps you right off your feet?
ʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴀᴋ ᴄʀᴇsᴛ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ - ʀɪᴅɪɴɢ ʀᴏʏᴀʟ - ʙᴏᴏᴋ 𝟷
ʀᴇᴅ ᴏᴀᴋ ᴄʀᴇsᴛ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ. The school that creates and trains the best riders. Not only riders, but the best swimmers, the best runners. The best everything. The school that everyone wants to get into and would kill to have the chance to walk the cobblestone paths. Only a selected amount of students get in, only 500 are admitted. Not only that, but competition is fierce. Out of 500 students, 50 drop out per year, using the excuse that it was to hard. It's not to hard, the competition is to hard. London comes from a busy town in Virginia and is more then ready to show the world - well, mainly the school - that she is there for a reason and she will work hard for what she wants. Only her path to success isn't easy.
Angel's backstory
So I'm part of a D&D club at school and wanted to write my character's story here for y'all to read. I'll update it as the campaign goes. So every Monday excusing holiday breaks.
Cliffs Edge
Based on a campaign I ran with a friend of mine ***Matrix: A teal teifling. Wizzard. Hes charasmatic and a true entertainer at heart. He draws Tarrot and plays the violin. All he wants to do is make others happy. Ariapheus (Ari): Pink and grey teifling. Barbarian. He's dumb as a rock but an absolute sweetheart. He loves making friendship bracelets for the party. Hes mostly just a happy person. Jett: A grey orc. Barbarian. Hes the smart one and also kind of a prick. He treats everyone as if theyre below him and is always the first to volunteer to map out the plans for a fight. Moogaula: A short, ginger human boy. Fighter. Hes small and kind of dependant on the rest of the party to help him stay alive. Hes very much a pathetic excuse for a fighter with no muscle mass. ***Mature themes: Swearing, violence and gore, sexual themes, themes of trauma, death.
Tales of Inith: The Dark Elves of Scandovia
In the World on Inith, there are many happenings: strange landmarks appearing overnight, entire civilizations silently fall, and dark powers grow in the deepest pits. A group of individuals from very different walks of life are sent on quest after quest, never knowing what lurks so close behind them.(This is a part of a series that I am writing based on D&D sessions I run)