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A Little Help from a Snake // Tomarry
(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic)It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass.Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.
Juvie ¥ Carl Gallagher
"So maybe I'm a bit of an asshole," "Understatement of the century Gallagher.""But I really like you. Even more than weed.""How romantic."
What a wonderful undeath
Izuku MidoriyaQuirk: VampireCan do anything a vampire can douser must first be in a state on near death, and requires human blood to sustain themselves. ______________________________________________________Izuku Midoriya, the social pariah of Aldra junior high. and punching bags to one Bakugo Katsuki. When he's told to kill himself, he tries it and awakens a dormant quirk. can he be a great hero, despite having a "Villainous" quirk? Idk yet this is a new idea... enjoy Also I fucked up the tags a bit, oopsJust add possible izukuxoc to it I guess Credit to the artisthttps://www.deviantart.com/cuine/art/CM-142-Vampire-Izuku-3-929287972
Peroxide (Peterick)
Pete is rationing his pills.Patrick is cleansing himself with peroxide.Both are in danger of themselves.~TRIGGERING FOR SOME INDIVIDUALS~Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/nostrilartist/playlist/06cHJTd13X6fsHLOe8YKLU
Yaoi and Yuri hetalia
As the title says this will be pictures of Yaoi and yuri (1p and 2p) from hetaliaIf you wanna see a certain pairing ask and I will (probably) make it happenNone of these belong to me
꒰A Totally Fun and Unqiue Chatfic꒱
I'm totally unique lol⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰Ｓｈｉｐｓ：⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰𝚅𝟹~𝑺𝒂𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒎𝒂𝑻𝒆𝒏𝒌𝒂𝒆𝒅𝒆𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒊𝑨𝒏𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒖𝒎𝒂𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒐𝑨𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒖𝒋𝒊𝒊𝒃𝒐𝑮𝒐𝒌𝒖𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰𝚂𝙳𝚁𝟸~𝑺𝒐𝒖𝒅𝒉𝒂𝒎𝑵𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒌𝒊𝑭𝒖𝒚𝒖𝒑𝒆𝒌𝒐𝑲𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒊𝑺𝒐𝒂𝒑𝒊𝒆𝒔𝑶𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒅𝒂⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰𝚃𝙷𝙷~𝑪𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒛𝒐𝒏𝒐𝑲𝒊𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒂𝒃𝒂𝑰𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒐𝑻𝒐𝒌𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒖𝑺𝒂𝒌𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒐𝒊𝑵𝒂𝒆𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒐𝒈𝒂𝒎𝒊⊱ ────── {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} ────── ⊰Uhh probs will mainly focus on V3 cause I do love them the most lol
Heroes of Dreamland Rewritten, Book 2: Stars in Far Places
In another time, far from where we first began our tale, a young Star Warrior wants nothing more than to be a hero. With the help of his teacher, maybe one day he'll learn to use a sword--while taking the time to read a few comic books along the way. Life on Star World is great--at least for some people--but there's always a real worry tugging at his heart, made constant by the nightmarish visions that visit him almost every night... A time of evil is drawing ever closer, but Blue feels anything but prepared.Elsewhen and elsewhere, a monster is being trained to despise its people and hunger for their destruction. What happens if you teach a being how to use unbridled power, and then take away everything it's learned to care for, turning something pure and gentle into something hateful and cruel? Scientifically speaking, it might be interesting to find out... Such a beast must certainly be helpful in the coming war...One warrior helps to bind both of these threads together with the distant present that must be left alone a while in favor of other times. How does this hero bind the story together? Who are they? That's all anyone's guess, at least for now.What matters is that even far away from Popstar, even apart from the Warrior of the Stars, there are still stars that shine in the Galaxy, stars whose stories are more closely intertwined with his own than we might ever imagine.(I do not own the Kirby series or any part of the Kirby series, be it locales, characters, names, trademarks, etc. etc. Nintendo/HAL Laboratory does. I own all of my OCs, locales, names, etc. Please don't take them without asking. Thanks, all. I hope you enjoy.)(Cover: @PsychicNature.)
let me love you ✶ girl groups
a book dedicated to writing one-shots about kpop idols and Korean actresses, mainly bxg and gender-neutral. this book will include the following:- imagines- one shot- scenarios- reactions- text messages- head cannons - drabblesand more...
Werewolf Frank X Vamp Matt AU book
Frank is a lone werewolf and Matt is newly Transformed Vampire. It's a gay romance story. Yays.
Book 1: She's A Little Runaway (Izzy Stradlin)
Book 1 of 🌸 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷 🌸(Btw, in this series GN'R doesn't break up. I follow most of the true events in GN'R's career except for the breaking up)Reyna Adler ran away from home when she was only 15. She managed to get a job at the infamous Whiskey A Go-Go. Years later, her little brother shows up and is in the biggest band on the Sunset Strip. In that band she meets the mysterious rhythm guitarist. Will she fall for him? Will she let him drag her back down into the toxic world of drugs and sex?
For A Thousand Summers
Of all the people he could have ended up with, he chooses the one woman who is crazy about Frank Sinatra. [ Modern AU, EC. Based on my own unhealthy love for Frank and his soothing voice, bless him. Beware of fluff, fluff and more fluff. I tried to make Erik less sappy, but when it comes to Christine, he knows no bounds. You may need a bucket to throw up in from sheer romantic sappiness. ]DISCLAIMER:In no way am I affiliated with Phantom or it's characters, because if I were, stuff like this would happen often. Also, cover art is not mine; I got it off a tumblr post. Please don't sue me. I also apologize for the lack of italicizing lyrics and selected words -- I typed this up on my phone since my laptop is currently dead. (And when I mean dead, I mean it doesn't want to function like a normal goddamn laptop that contributes to society like a good laptop should. Shame on you, laptop.)
Random Dialogue and whatnot
Basically just some random dialogue or short stories I come up with while writing the main book. Most of these are just non canon shitposts, so don't take it too seriously lmao
When Sickness Reigns
I think this is gonna be about different characters and how they all deal with being sick. Because right now. I am sick. So I want to express how much it SUCKS.
![Waiting for a Yes [Modern!Neji x Reader]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/60962823.jpg "Waiting for a Yes [Modern!Neji x Reader]")
Waiting for a Yes [Modern!Neji x Reader]
Neji Hyuga is in love. Yes, that one guy no one thought would ever have a crush on a human being. The one guy everyone thinks is aromantic, is in love. Neji is intelligent, tall and overall just godly. But [Name] isn't looking for love at the moment. She just wants to graduate and get out of high school so she can start her life elsewhere. The girl seems completely oblivious to Neji's love. Can't she see that he's waiting for a yes?!DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO. NARUTO GOES TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO AND WHAT NOT. I DO NOT OWN YOU.if i did own naruto well, let's just say a ton of shit would've changed...
![The Fate of Olympus | Reynabeth [✓]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/212421414.jpg "The Fate of Olympus | Reynabeth [✓]")
The Fate of Olympus | Reynabeth [✓]
[Complete] "If you are rescued by a friend, then life as we know it shall end." Annabeth and Reyna must work together to uncover the truth behind ancient secrets, but there is tension between them. Are the gods fair rulers? Above all, how will Reyna react to Annabeth's new feelings toward her Roman counterpart?_ • Winner in the 2020 PJO Watty Awards (Category: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase) run by @PercyJacksonAwards_Top Rankings: •#1 in [Reynabeth], 7 October 2020 - 6 February 2021•#1 in [ethics] out of 1.8k stories, 6 February 2021•#1 in [Reyna] out of 1.5k stories, 17 October 2021_A note on chronology: This work takes some creative liberties with canon.The adventure takes place the summer after /The Blood of Olympus/. /The Hidden Oracle/ is happening at the same time, but Annabeth doesn't know it. Annabeth has already met Sadie and has done research on Egyptian mythology. She suspects other (i.e. non-Egyptian Greco-Roman) myths' gods are real, but has no tangible evidence...yet. _Dedicated to the Unico Literature, Comedy, and Design Team.Thanks for the laughs and literature. _ /The Fate of Olympus/ is only available on Wattpad and AO3. Versions elsewhere were posted without my permission.~ potato turnip bean_Cover art by Viktoria Ridzel (Instagram: @viria94, Society6: viria, Tumblr: viria, DeviantArt: viria13). Please support Viria's original artwork.
Falling For The Enemy
Riley is the girl that caught the eye of Scotts pack and she is not the girl to mess with she is like her bothers she can be nice but get on her bad side and she is a forced to be reckoned with she's very lovable and doesn't like the attention but if she has to save her brothers she would do anything to save them except for when a boy caught her eye she didn't know what to do she didn't know if she should be on her brother's side or go with the boy she might be in love with only time will tell Disclaimer I do not own the show that title goes to Jeff Davis and Jeff Davis only I only own Riley I do not own any of the characters except for Riley
Favorite Crime || Mikey/OC/Mitsuya
Kurokawa Izumi, ever so cold and lacking of social skills, slowly becomes a precious little sister of toman. but she's nothing of the innocent smile and harmless facade, that much was made clear when her secrets show above surface. in her chase to protect the newfound precious people in her life, her past disrupts her present and her fears slowly swallow her whole. still, amidst chaos and uncertainty, love slowly mends and uplifts-probably to break her more than she's ever been broken. highest ranking:1st - tomanxreader💮 I do not own any of the tokyo revengers characters except my original character, Kurokawa Izumi.💮 don't repost elsewhere
Always As You Say (Book One In The Waven Series)
"You know nothing! Of course I would hurt you, it's what I do, it's what I've been told to do.""Well then do it why don't you?" She challenged. She really thought I wouldn't hurt her. "Please leave, little runt. I don't think I could handle putting you through this."For a second she seemed to soften at the use of her old nickname, but then it seemed to make her even angrier than before."I'm not a runt any longer, if I was I wouldn't have made it through now would I?" And with that she pushed past me. I wish that was it, that I could let her go but unfortunately, I had another task."Fine then have it your way runt. But remember, you wanted this."And with that I pulled her to me, she had the most frightened look in her eyes, maybe I had grabbed her a little to tightly.If I hadn't then I certainly was now, I had a vice grip as I tilted her head and pushed away her gorgeously curled hair."Ni-nik? What-""Shhh darling runt, I told you. You should have run."All rights reserved. Please message if you see this story copied elsewhere. If you have seen this story on other sites, know that I do not have other accounts, and contact me.Hello darlings, please vote and comment (but ESPECIALLY COMMENT) and tell me what you think, good or bad. I'm open to criticism and love to know what you're thinking as you go along!♡♡♡Janelle♡♡♡Highest ranking:47th in vampire8th in twist ending
𝗘𝗬𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗔 𝗛𝗔𝗪𝗞 ⸺ 𝖮𝗂𝗄𝖺𝗐𝖺 𝖳𝗈̄𝗋𝗎
✦ ━━━ PRIDE, LIKE HOODED HAWKS, IN DARKNESS SOARS FROM BLINDNESS, AND TOWERING TO THE SKIES. ❝ Who's Hideaki? ❞❝ Izuki Hideaki. He's Karasuno's ace. For obvious reasons. He has this amazing ability called the 'Hawk Eye.' Therefore giving his nickname, The Sharpshooter. ❞▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀જ⁀➴ ✦ ━━ 𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃 . . .𝖪𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗇𝗈'𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗐𝗄-𝖾𝗒𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖨𝗓𝗎𝗄𝗂 𝖲𝗁𝗎𝗇'𝗌 𝗈𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝘐𝘡𝘜𝘒𝘐 𝘏𝘐𝘋𝘌𝘈𝘒𝘐, 𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗏𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺 𝖽𝖾𝗏𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗈𝗌𝗌 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗌𝗍 𝖣𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝖳𝖾𝖼𝗁. 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾, 𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝖺 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗉𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗍, 𝖼𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝖪𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗌𝗎𝗇𝗈 𝗀𝗈 𝗍𝗈 𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗌? ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀❪ 𝘖𝘪𝘬𝘢𝘸𝘢 𝘛𝘰̄𝘳𝘶 ˣ 𝘔𝘢𝘭𝘦! 𝘖𝘊 ❫❪ 𝘈 𝘒𝘯𝘉 ˣ 𝘏𝘢𝘪𝘬𝘺𝘶𝘶 𝘊𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 ❫
Ghoul oneshots and prefrences!<33
I just want to be able to write short stories and canon information about the ghouls. If you want oneshots or prefrences with the papas the look elsewhere cause i dont want to write about that, i will write about the ghoulettes tho if you want to read that!
What the Heart Wants: Book 3
After the company has won the mountain, they must do all they can to defend it from those seeking to claim it as their own. While the dwarves of Erebor are willing to do all they can for their king, Thorin's mind is placed elsewhere. The arkenstone is still missing and it's effects on the newly-named dwarven king is not going unnoticed. As dragon-sickness plagues Thorin's heart he is given one last choice, the love for the gold, or the love for y/n.Disclaimer: I do not own any of The Hobbit characters. Credit goes to J. R. R. Tolkien as well as Peter Jackson.Cover credits: Unknown (DM for crediting or removal)
The Truth. Told By A Liar.
"The Poet Is A Liar Who Always Speaks The Truth." -Jean Cocteau
Little House on the Wasteland
Once, there was a little girl named Laura who lived in an abandoned cabin deep in the big woods of what was once Wisconsin. Laura was born many years after the Great Bust. Elsewhere, war and hunger and disease still linger. But Laura and her family live safe in their little house in the wilderness, growing their own food, making their own tools, and scavving their own supplies. Then, one winter, as refugees from the east begin pouring into the nearby market town, Laura and her family are forced to migrate westward towards the dry, unpopulated flatlands known as the Wastes. On their journey, Laura encounters the marvelous ruins left over from Lectric Times and meets the diverse peoples who inhabit the former domains of the Old Merican Empire. But there are dangers as well on the long road between the Big Woods and the Wastes, for the wild country in which Laura grew up was one still plagued by warlords, cannibals, and a terrible sickness that turns men into monsters...---Full Novel Now Available in paperback and ebook from Amazon:https://amzn.to/2Y3CtjG