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Kyman~The Crimson Denial
Heidi and Cartman are finally over so things turn back to what it always was with Kyle and Cartman.Kyle starts to develop a crush on his rival as he did a long time ago as this happens.Cartman later reveals that he has always liked Kyle and was using her to make him jealous.Kyle is in denial while Cartman unintentionally tries to find out Kyle's feelings for him.*Contains Minor Spoilers On Seasons 20-21*
Kyman love <3
kyman~ they are in high school.kyle and Stan are 16 and cartman and Kenny are 17.After Cartman falls and hurts his leg kyle helps him.. cartmans book, that holds all his personal information, is found and his friends must stop the other kids from reading to everyone.~~~SURPRISE AT END~~~ enjoy :D
Home || Enoch O'Connor
Having grown up with someone like Jake Portman, I've grown up preparing for anything. Well, almost. So how did I, an outcast from 2016, land up back in the year 1943? How did I, hotheaded and blunt, meet a boy from 1943, who was just as temperamental as I was, or even more so? How did I fall for him? Even that, was beyond me. We were as different as the sky and the earth. As far away, never meeting, never seeing on the same level. But even on days, the sky cries, and its tears reach the earth. Then, perhaps, the sky and the earth meet.
Love is Abuse (Kyle x Cartman)
Kyle and Cartman are both known as the ones to bicker constantly. But underneath it all, they struggle to hide their relationship from everyone else. When their lives take a horrific turn of events, their relationship, reputation, and lives are threatened.
It's Just a dare (Revival) KyMan
Kyle thought for a second, would he really do it for two weeks? Would he date Cartman, his frenemy. His tormentor.
Pacify Her (A Kyman story)
(Completed) Kyle Broflovski has been in love with Eric Cartman for six year, but Cartman is in love with Heidi Turner. But when Cartman and Heidi breakup, Kyle finally has his chance to confess his love, but will he be able to do it? And will Cartman feel the same way? Rated M for explicit content
South Park One Shots
you might think i'm pathetic bc i write south park fanfiction instead of sleeping and might be madly in love with multiple charactersbut also you're the one reading this descriptionNYER NYERNYERNYER NYEEERR (that was the air horn noise)kk back to the normal descriptionSo you're hooked on South Park... Same!! I found that show years ago and I haven't stopped loving it since.Sooooo, I've inspired a group of oneshots based off of the characters. If you ever see this, give me a suggestion or whatever you want and I'll try to use it :))These won't all be the main characters. I want to sometimes have some of Tweek, Craig, Token, or someone, but mostly it will be of Kyle, Stan, Cartman, KENNY:), Jimmy, and Butters.Also, I will be hiding a bunch of references through the detail because I'm like that.So enjoy my own creations from my thirteen year old mind, mixed with a bunch of dirty references from a show that's not for thirteen year olds.NOTE: IM A CRINGEY PERSON OK SO BE HELLA PREPARED
South Park High
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric have been friends for years. However, as senior year goes on, shocking secrets are revealed, and the future of their friendship is placed into question. Kyle has been in love with Stan since 4th grade, but the ever oblivious Stan is always off with his girlfriend Wendy Testaburger, the cheerleading captain and student council president at South Park High. Will Kyle finally be able to get Stan's attention or will he find love elsewhere in his number one tormenter Eric Cartman?Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this book or any of the pictures used. No copyright infringement is intended. I just wanted to give my take on how I think Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny will be like in high school.
FOREIGN ADULTS 2: THE CULT RETURNS (south park au)
!!!!!!THIS IS A SEQUEL TO MY FOREIGN ADULTS (south park au) FANFICTION. READ THAT BEFORE THIS OR BE CONFUSED!!!!!!!! i've given up on summaries so if you want answers to the lore i set up from the last foreign kids fic then read this story!!!! lolalso pls admire the thumbnail i made it all by myself and i love it. it's so funny 2 me.
That Wasn't Supposed To Happen
Charlie Landon had her future worked out until her mother died in a freak shark attack. Her father uproots their lives in favour of moving back to his small town in America. Charlie meets Percy and Noah who unknowingly turn her life upside down. Both men are charming and quirky in their own ways, except Noah is Percy's uncle and he's their woodwork teacher. Things become messy when they both crush on Charlie and they have no idea.
I know - Kyman Fanfic
After Kyle's parents divorce after years of fighting, he feels alone. His family is separated, his best friend is an hour away, he only gets to see his brother every two weeks, and he's straight up scared.It's up to only one person to keep him company until he's happy again.Warnings:Alcohol, drugs, smoking, gayness overload, self harm, everyone's 16
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๐๐ฏ: ๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐บ๐ฎ๐ป ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ป๐ณ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ช๐ป๐ป๐ฐ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ณ๐ฐ๐บ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ถ๐ค๐ฌ๐ด ๐จ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ด๐ค๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ข๐ณ๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ฑ๐ด ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ญ๐ญ. ๐ข ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ด๐ฉ๐ช๐ต ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ช๐ณ ๐ธ๐ข๐บ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ช๐ด๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ด๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ข๐บ. ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ณ๐ช๐ป๐ป๐ฐ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ช๐ต?(๐ช ๐ข๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ๐ช๐ป๐ฆ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ณ๐ข๐ด๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ข๐ฅ๐ท๐ข๐ฏ๐ค๐ฆ)๐ด๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ญ ๐ต๐ฐ '๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐'
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Warning: This fanfic is based of the re3 remake, please don't read if you haven't played yet.You, Y/N L/N were a cop working at the RPD. Life before the outbreak was pretty normal. You enjoyed your job at the raccoon city's police department, life was good. That was until everything changed for you.Hey guys, I'm deciding to write this because there's hardly any fanfic's of Carlos :(. I guess you kinda replace Jill in this story? I'm unsure but we'll see soon.This is a Carlos Olivera x Reader story (I'll try my best to keep the reader gender neutral, I apologise if I use any other pronouns.)
sorrows and woes - klaus baudelaire
"this tale is all sorrows and woes"in which natalia lexington befriends the baudelaire orphans and, together, they try to solve the mysteries that surround their livesโ ๏ธVERY LONG CHAPTERSโ ๏ธ205,000+ wordsklaus baudelaire x fem!ocseason 1-3
Big Boned Love (Cartman X Reader)
Y/N moves to the snowy mountain town of South Park with her mom wanting a new start but when she meets big boned Eric Cartman her whole world is flipped on it's head will they stay enemies or will a old enemy of Cartman bring them closer? Find out in Big Boned Love. * I don't own the South Park brand, all rights reserved to the creators
Resident Evil 2: Moondrop Blood (Leon Kennedy x OC)
The Blood Saga-Book 1 of 4As Raccoon City is submerged in blood and littered with corpses, the dead wander the streets in search of their next meal. Luckily for Gwendolyn Sparrow, she was at work when the outbreak occurred. As the police department's only archivist, she keeps herself busy in the R.P.D. by organizing and recording information as if there weren't undead monsters roaming the halls and streets. One day, Gwen is submerged in her work when a familiar face returns from her past.Leon S. Kennedy x OC***Resident Evil 2 remake***Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY PICTURES (INCLUDING COVER IMAGES). ALL RIGHTS GO TO THEIR RESPECTFUL OWNERS
Elven Forest Sovereign โข Style
Elven Forest Sovereign • Style-----------•Fantasy AU (Elven king Kyle and Gladiator Stan)-----------"A war has begun between two kingdoms ruled by different kinds."This story will most likely be told with Third Person POVs, the war between two kingdoms are between Kyle and Cartman.----------Kyle's side;•Kyle Broflovski (Elven King/Ruler)•Kenny McCormick (Lady McCormick/Princess)•Stan Marsh (Gladiator)•Craig Tucker (Dark Magic Sorcerer/Necromancer)•Tweek Tweak (White Magic Sorcerer/Animancer)•Jimmy Valmer (Healer/Bard)•Wendy Testaburger (Leader of the knights/gladiators)•Clyde Donovan (Letter Carrier/basically a mail man for the higher ups (like Kyle))(+other warriors/protectors/villagers)••••Cartmans side;•Eric Cartman (Wizard King/Ruler)•Butter Stotch (Paladin)•Tolkien Black (Gladiator)•Timmy Burch (Healer/Sorcerer)•Heidi Turner (Animancer/White Magic Sorcerer)•Scott Malkinson (Letter Carrier)(pretend theres more people on cartmans side since i ran out of characters)-----------(its my first time writing stuff like this so have mercy) -A worthy warrior holder of all his former rulers' trust in his arms, now thrown away outside the gates, down to the lonely and gloomy forest of the entitled "elves". Stanley Marsh, once former knight now thrown away outside the gates of his former kingdom ruled by the wizard king, Eric Theodore Cartman, after being framed of betrayal. Other people under Cartmans control were blinded by his glory of generous goods towards the villagers, not noticing ones abusive mind he held inside his lying skull, abusing power without anyone of his villagers' noticing. The Elven King ruling the titled "gloomy" forests has shown his presence to the abused gladiator and took him and his power under his wing, hence the gladiators trust and even his life has been placed onto this Elven Kings hands. Will the war continue? Or will the Elven King be the same as the Wizard king..?
Polar Opposites | Staig
โนโ โBadly written & rushedโนโ โAfter Stan and Wendy break up yet again, Stan starts hanging out with Craig. As their friendship continues to bloom, so do their feelings for each other.Craig realizes it early on, as he enjoys having Stan around for company. Stan on the other hand, struggles with understanding how he feels about Craig while he tries to move on from Wendy for good.
He Loves Me Not
Kyle broflovski hears the news of Eric Cartman and Heidi Turners new relationship, He's immediately disgusted by it but he doesn't know why until he begins coughing out flowers and petals and after doing some research he finds out that he has the hanahaki disease, a disease born from a one sided love, if the love is not returned soon enough the petals will fill the unrequited's lungs, killing them, he believes the key to curing him is Heidi, he couldn't be further from correct.
The Jewish Butler - Kyman Fanfic
When Kyle finds himself poor and in debt with a sick mother, he resorts to a job he dreaded of doing; becoming a butler. He's hopeless, with the fear of his mother dying, his brother not fulfilling his dream, and him becoming homeless.It isn't until a careless, successful rich man becomes his master; and it's a face he's dreaded the past 12 years. Extra Information;Everyone is 22, includes alcohol usage and mature themes.
Mi amor. // Bunny โก
Butters/Leo is used in this story!Kenny and Butters weren't always friends. In fact, It all started because of Cartman. Cartman found out how easy it was to manipulate Butters, so he introduced him into the group (Main four).Kenny despised how Cartman was using Butters, an innocent soul full of pure love and kindness. Kenny felt guilt for the poor boy and decided to show Butters what a true friend acts like. They quickly became best friends, the two boys falling for each other in the process. Everyone is aged up for the purpose of this story.Butters: 16Kenny: 17everyone else is around the same age.Ships included:CreekStyleBunny (obvs)One sided StendyWarnings:FluffSwearingF slur
Two Sides (Stan x Kyle)
General Stan Marsh has been at war with the Elves for years. And after trying for so long, he gets a plan to go undercover.After realizing what he's been fighting, Stan is faced with a life-altering decision to either kill his lover or betray his family.----------------------------This story is set in a medieval time period.SHIPS:StyleBunnyCreek-May add more later-COVER ART WAS NOT MADE BY MENow Crossposted onto ao3please enjoy ๐#1 sp ? how? tf? ๐#1 bunny ??? holy shit
some super gay kyman awakening (south park fanfiction)
kyle x cartman short ficcartman's tiktok video goes viral, the comments are interesting to say the least.SFW!!!! they aren't aged up in this so don't be weirdos.
South Park GC | SP
"Hey there's this new groupchat feature" -Cartman"So?" -Kyle"I'm gonna make one and add everyone" -Cartman"..Great." -Kyle-You never really know what to expect in a group chat. Much less a group chat that Cartman made. However, you can always see how they talk and what they talk about with this chat fan-fiction.Ships included:Creek (Craig x Tweek)(I gave up on the ships ๐ญ.)