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Screw You Kacchan
Izuku quit dreaming of becoming a pro hero after three times of being denied. He decided to screw it, and just be normal. He has part time jobs, he recently graduated, he has a car, a nice apartment. And the support from his mom. That is all he needs.What he doesn't need is his childhood bully showing up in his Pro Hero costume outside his door. Or outside the window to his jobs. Or anywhere near him to be honest.But Izuku can't catch a break as Bakugo keeps asking him to become a hero."Come on. You can become a hero." Bakugo said moving to stand in front of Izuku."No, bitch. Now move over so I can clean up this spot. Also, fuck you." Izuku retorted with a broom in his handThis is kind of like crack treated seriously. So don't take it too seriously at times.
Not Related (Shinson & Dadzawa)
Shinso didn't understand why everyone at UA was convinced that he and Eraserhead were related."Are you Aizawa-sensei's illegitimate love child?"He didn't know if this guy was serious, or if he was just trying to fuck with him. He didn't stay long enough to find out.ORShinso tries his best to stop himself from seeing Eraserhead as his father, while Aizawa realizes that perhaps it wasn't so bad being a dad.
Denial ✘ Stamon ✘ Defan
''i love you......no you don't,,Stefan and Damon have suppressed their feelings for each other for too long, They don't realise that love is a funny thing, lines are blurred together and it's hard to tell one from the other. But, for Damon and Stefan, they've crossed the line they were never supposed to cross and it has left them in a position neither can deal with...but they will- together.[this is crack treated with the upmost gravity, for that, I have many regrets]
A Little Help from a Snake // Tomarry
(Aka the Tomalongadingdong™ fic)It was a normal day for Harry. He woke up, made breakfast for his relatives, ate some leftovers, and went out to do the chores set for him. Then it all changed when he accidentally disturbed a snake in the grass.Please do not message me about translations. I'm not accepting them.
Soundwave: Unity (On Hiatus)
Alright, this is my redo of Soundwave the Last Guardian and this time it has an actual plot. Yes, this was inspired by Soundwave's Life on the Nemesis so enjoy!!!!!!! ?
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss (Lucifer X Reader)
Let's be honest, you knew you were in Hell, but would you ever admit that?Never.~~~Made this with a friend and I love it with all my heart. The Mc is an unhinged atheist and oh boy, does it deliver a hilarious plot line! XDPlease, enjoy!
![We're the Gods of Misunderstandings [TCF/INTKOT CROSSOVER]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/328043204.jpg "We're the Gods of Misunderstandings [TCF/INTKOT CROSSOVER]")
We're the Gods of Misunderstandings [TCF/INTKOT CROSSOVER]
One was asking for a slacker life.The other asking for a retirement life.No way the motherfucking god will allow you to enjoy that life!!!Those damn old men!
A Trio of Serpents
"A Potter, a Weasley, and a Muggle-born in Slytherin. That's a pretty odd combination, don't you think?"Amazing cover by Khabootea
Tsubasa?
What would happen if Stain didn't save Izuku from the claws while Shigaraki was already gone?No Shigaraki to call back by and no Stain to save Izuku from the flying Nomu.What happens if Izuku actually notices how familiar those wings are. Will Nomu fully remember him? Can Izuku actually save someone that had been turned into a Nomu?Can he break through to the winged nomu?
Six Times Yassen Tries to Kill Ian and One Time He Succeeds (and other stories)
Yassen eventually kills Ian. It is the perfect murder.Practice makes perfect.(Alex Rider Fanfiction)
Five Children and It
In which Gaara and Baki infiltrate the tour of a secretive chocolatier and save many children from accidents. (Crossover: Naruto/Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) No pairings. Bad Language.
𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑 ; 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦
which me do you want?orin the midst of battle something totally unexpected happens
Por el amor de este presidente...
Mori and Fukuchi are both Fukuzawa's exes, and they don't actually get along bcs both of them want to get him back... but they can and will ally in order to crash every single date he has with a third person, to everyone else's amusement and/or exhasperation (mostly Elise's).Or: My friend thought this idea was hilarous so I had to do it, and I won't apologise for absolute mischaracterisation, I don't actually care. I'm the Angst type of writer. And I don't even ship Fukumori. Or think Fukuzawa had smth going on w Mori. And yes, the title is 100% necessary, sorry @ non-spanish speakers (it's only the title, though).
Koete ↠ Sokka
NOT DISCONTINUED! I fully intend to keep writing but I lack the time. I think about the plot every day. Seriously if you want spoilers, message me. (4 April 2024)--- "Time is an illusion, and so is death."When Charlie wakes up in a world that's not her own, surrounded by people who by all accounts should be fictional, she's at a complete loss for how she got there in the first place. Charlie journeys to find her own destiny while struggling to help the Avatar complete his.Or, a quick-witted teen with red hair and freckles gets thrown into the Avatar universe and is somehow expected to fit in. Obviously, she kind of fails. With her knowledge of the TV show, she pretends to be psychic to aiding her in helping the Gaang - now she just needs to keep up her lie.(Sokka x OC slow burn) (cross-posted on FFnet and Ao3, NO LONGER SPLITTING CHAPTERS)Highest Rankings: #1 in avatarthelastairbender (21/12/20), #1 in zuko (23/12/20), #1 in sokkaxoc (8/1/21), #1 in ocfanfic (29/7/21), #2 in atla (3/10/20)WARNINGScontains strong languagepotential character deathpotential blood potential mature scenesDISCLAIMERsurprise surprise, i don't own alta, nor the countless references to other multimedia i've found a way to weave in. sad but true, please don't sue me i'm a poor uni student.
Pulling My Weight
!NOT MY BOOK! (from itsthechocopuff on ao3) During their mission to Wave, Sakura realizes how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on. But Sakura has always been a paper ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.
You've Got Mail (Haikyuu)
It was one thing to prank call or text someone, but it was another thing entirely to pose as a person confessing romantic affections towards the members of their volleyball team rivals.Asahi watched Suga and Daichi argue over who they would mess with first. He sighed. He really didn't want to be a part of this.
Thanatos Hates Thanos
So this is basically a one-shot or whatever of Nico, Thanatos, and Hades dealing with all the souls that Thanos sent to the Underworld, only for them to come back to life 5 years later. It's probably trash so don't read it-(8/10/20) Edit: Yes, hello there is now a part two one-shot which focuses more on the marvel aspect of this, so please read it too! (It's currently a work in progress but it'll be out soon)This also contains some cursing.
Children of the Same World
A few (too many) Naruto characters are thrown into the world of Bnha with no clue how to return.This is basically just a book full of scenarios and interactions between Naruto and Bnha characters.I wrote this for myself and my brother is forcing me to publish it, please don't take this too seriously.(The cover was edited by me, but the picture is from Google.)
Of Fins and Feathers
Tommy, born in a royal family, was soon to be 16, and with his avian genes, the whole kingdom expects him to gain wings like the rest of the family, will he?This is a work of fiction, I will use some actual mythology to inspire this book, but it will be mine and solely mine, and it will be different, and incorrect.I do not condone any wrong actions created by the content creators this is based on, it's based on their characters, not their true selves.
Xkour Skyline Madness
This book was created as an attempt to push out my thoughts and ideas I've had for too long about Xkour Skylines (Gacha World) and its inhabitants. Its MADNESS as my brain is MAD that Xkour isn't getting more content. Unfortunately, I seem more invested in its Skylines rather than the game as a whole.Yes, that means more guardians; less players.I've only played Gacha World (and Studio to make skits, and Club to design characters) so I'm not the most knowledgeable on the information outside of the game. I mostly just use my head to fill in the gaps, but it's fun regardless. :DUpdate 07/05/2023: I've played Gacha Resort now.So, I guess if you really want to see another person's wacky thoughts and rants on a specific part of Gacha World, then you're invited to read. Just try not to be rude or anything, we all have our own thoughts and ways of viewing things.**Obvious Spoiler warning for story mode of Gacha World up until Gacha Moon**
OHSHC x Reader
Welcome to Ouran Academy! You are a "commoner," welcomed into Ouran because of your amazing brains! Once you meet the host club, they can't help but fall for your dashing good-looks, gorgeous personality, and your amazing violin playing. And maybe, just maybe, they start to grow on you. Just a little.Y/N = Your NameE/C = Eye ColorH/L = Hair LengthH/C = Hair ColorH/S = Hair StyleDisclaimer- I do not own anything! All rights go to their rightful owners!
Try To Call You Every Day (I'm Rehearsing What To Say) \\ON HIATUS\\
It's a bsd mall au where they live by the motto 'be gay do crime.' What more do you want?
![unfamiliar [hxh and bnha crossover]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/273636845.jpg "unfamiliar [hxh and bnha crossover]")
unfamiliar [hxh and bnha crossover]
'Killua glared at him. "We know what YorkNew is. What the fuck is 'New York' ? Is that like some copycat version of YorkNew?" Aizawa was done, so fucking done, with these children. As soon as he got home, he was going to pound a redbull and promptly pass out on the floor. "I meant New York." Gon smiled at him. "You're wrong, but that's ok! Everyone makes mistakes!" he beamed. "Why," Aizawa groaned, under his breath. "Why does Nedzu do this to me."'!!! SLOW TO UPDATE, NOT ABANDONED !!! tldr: hisoka, illumi, gon, killua, alluka, and bisky get transported into bnha :)takes place during the dorm arc for bnha and right after the chimera ant arc for hxhabsolutely no OCs | cover art from hxh mangai wrote this bc i can't find any good crossovers w/o OCs, so enjoy !
Cursed Legacy ( A Jujutsu Kaisen OC Fic)
Aoi Zenin sometimes thought he shouldn't have been born. His journey to being a first-grade sorcerer half- assed, and now he was stuck with his asshole cousin, Toji Zenin, for the rest of his life.Killing cursed spirits was hard. Growing up in the Zenin family was hard. Being a demon trapped in the body of a human twat was hard. Yes, Aoi Zenin thought he shouldn't have been born at all.Other agrees.But he would just have to roll with it.
Villain's Second Home
Fuyumi has always been too kind. It really shouldn't be a surprise when Endeavor comes home to see some villains. When he protest, to his shock Fuyumi decides to stand up and finally protest.or... Fuyumi offers multiple villains a home and the house becomes a rehab of sorts.
Your local EnderBoi at your service!
Quirks come in a variety of ways.Sometimes they are plain and easy to understand. And sometimes they are twisted and strangely powerful. And sometimes they are so strange and one-off that you don't know how to approach them.That's what Midoriya Izuku was like. ---What if Izuku have mutant quirk? And what if that mutant quirk was one and only : Enderman? And what if Midoriya met All Might before UA, but also as Yagi Toshinori?Let's just say, pure chaos. ( I hate writting summaries )CROSS-POSTED ON AO3