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These are er-drawings of mine .... um... um.......... *blushes and slowly crawls back in hole * .... so this is my second drawing book...I hope you like them * stuffs cheese in my mouth *
Spencer's One Shot Book
A one shot book full of ideas from my head that I don't have time to turn into actual novels.
Faded (Carl Grimes x Reader )
I was in a car, driving, the fuck do you expect. A hot ass car, Jesus Christ it's hot in here. A sweatdrop trickle down my forehead as I lean back, placing my feet on the steeringwheel. I knew no one was going to be driving down the road, until i heard a loud bang and screaming, I got pulled forward harshly. But I had my seatbealt on, thank god. The car spun around, ending up in a hole by the side of the road, falling sideways. I loudly cursed, then kicked the window over me until it broke. I peeked my head out to see a group of three."Well that was fucking scary."
Spenley
Spencer Reed and Rory (Harley) Alwan have been best friends for almost as long as they can remember. Over time, they have fallen more and more in love with each other. What will happen when a huge argument pushes Harley over the edge?!PLEASE READ!*TW: This book addresses topics that may be triggering to some people. There will be trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter that these apply to. Examples are: su!cide, self h@rm, hom0phobic slurs, and possibly abu$e (mental and/or physical).*
sUrvIviNG WiThoUT yT
My mOM tOok AwAy tHE Yt fOR 24 hOuRS (This is a joke and if you have no sense of humor then you wont get it)
|~{MCYT/Hermitcraft/Empire Smp}~| ••Mini Stories••
••Here we go down this roller-coaster again of emotions and theories!!••
Operation: somebody to love {Maylor & Deacury}
{MAYLOR & DEACURY; Group chat AU}Crazy cat lady: brian oh brian how in the ever loving fuck of my cats are we or should i say yOU gonna make roger gayDr.BrainMay: the way you say it sounds like straight up wrongCrazy cat lady: i just summarized what u just told me minutes ago darling and we should give this mission a nameDr.BrainMay: please fred don't be childish this is a serious situation Crazy cat lady: OPERATION: SOMEBODY TO LOVEDr.BrainMay: welp there it is i guessLong story short: this story contains where freddie is a gay teenage disaster who desperately wants to get john's attention but fails, brian is basically a grandma in a 17 yr old's body and has been lucid dreaming about a certain blond boy, roger is a soft (sometimes hard) boi™ and deaky being the purest human being
Wake Up
After each world (season), their memories are wiped. This time, Ren is the only one who had retained some memories, while everyone else doesn't remember what happened, including Doc, his boyfriend, in the last world.
batjokes fic recsシ
a collection of all the iconic batjokes (batmanxjoker) fanfics ;))disclaimer: the cover art isn't mine,,, all credits to the owner :))
The Hope Barely Found
Theirs a mental institution, for traumatized kids.These kids need to learn to live again. For some, it's been ten years. For some, five. But all of them were broken. Some have no hope left. Some have no will or motivation. Others still have seen too much. But it's been three years, and no new kids have come. No ones left, or healed during this time. Things have been going okay, progress has been made, and things are looking up. During the past three and counting years, the kids have grown close, and learned to cope better, and look out for each other, creating a home for themselves. They go to school, and visit other places, and do more things than they could before. They care for each other. Their a family now. So when a new kid comes, that no one can get to speak, or do much, what happens? This green haired kid, who has seen hell and back, who barely reacts to anything. Can the others help him heal? Can they heal? Maybe even one day, can they learn to relive and enter the world once again for themselves?
Bright light and Dark burrows ~ Warden!Mumbo Grumbo fic ~
The warden finds a way out of the ancient city and takes his chance to explore a new world. A world that he has never seen, with people and humanoids that he doesnt understand the language of.!! NOT SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE, PERSONAS ONLY !! (just to be sure that i don't get cancelled for this)
Wilted Petals | A Hermitcraft Story |
Grian and his friends on Hermitcraft are close. They've been friends for a while, and they have never really had any huge problems with each other. At least, that's what Grian thought before he overheard the other Hermits talking about him behind his back. Soon, Grian realizes that maybe he and his friends aren't as close as he'd like to think. He doesn't realize how much this affects him until one day, he begins to develop a strange disease. After learning he has a disease known as Hanahaki, a disease that stems from unrequited love, he realizes that a heart doesn't just break for romantic partners, but also for family.#3 in Grian: February 21st, 2023#1 in Grumbo: March 16th, 2023#3 in Hermitcraft: March 17th, 2023#2 in Hermitcraft: March 18th, 2023#1 in Grumbo AGAIN: March 23rd, 2023 #2 in Grian: April 11th, 2023#1 in Grian: April 17th, 2023 AYOOOOO???#1 in Grumbo: May 25th, 2023#1 in Hanahaki: December 3rd, 2023(HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR ALL THE SUPPORT)
Boomer Corn » Cap'n Boomerang
in which a professional, vicious thief does anything to be back in the arms of a white-haired girl by the name Mallory, and to reunite with her pink unicorn plushy, Boomer.SEQUEL IS DISCONTINUED I do not own Suicide Squad. Rights to the owners.
Little Grian joins sbi
I watch them out the corner of my eye in surprise as they make their way towards Techno, normally his big figure would scare people away. But apparently not this kid who literally just crawled under his cloak and curled up on his lap. I hold back a snort at Technos horrified look that turns into a pleading one at Phil, obviously wanting help. But Phils eyes are on the child, a smile on his face and oh shit.I'm getting another sibling, aren't I? Basically, Grian gets thrown through worlds and adopted by Phil while his Hermitcraft family look for him!(Also, this isn't in the actual Dream smp world but in an au with the Antarctic Empire and stuff.)#1 - Grian#3 - hermitcraft
From Bad to Good and Every Where in Between
After escaping Hydra during a mission, 13 year old Peter Parker is put into child protection services who bring him to an orphanage full of abuse. After a year of debate he decides to put on a mask as the vigilante Spiderman to use his powers to protect rather then kill. Soon his actions are noticed by Shield and the Avengers and the team is put into action. During this madness Tony Rodgers Stark and Steve Rodger's Stark decide to adopt.May contain gore and probs bad language CompletedAnd lastly none of the avengers or Spiderman belong to me, they belong to Marvel, however I created the storyline.
Trust - Hermitcraft Fanfic
A small boy wearing nothing but white and gray ran through the quieted parts of the popular server. He ran until he found the secret redstone door he saw his friend, and only friend to be frank, make it before his eyes. The boy stepped on the stone pressure plate, watching the pistols unfold the door in front of him. He couldn't help but be awestruck everytime. Beyond there laid his friend he made just a year ago when he was allowed to visit another server for the first time.- • -A Hermitcraft 6 AU. Yes, I know Season 7 is running right now but Season 6 is just a lot more fun and it works the best for this story in general.[ Story completed on July 26, 2020 ]
MCYT randomness
Soo.... if anyone reading this has looked around my account for two seconds, they will know I have a different Hermitcraft story going on... But I'm obsessed with Hermitcraft, so whatever. This will be (unlike the other) lots of short stories and other stuff that I randomly think of and want to do. Because sometimes you want to write one thing about your favourite series and sometimes you have random thoughts for short things...This is for the second.Will mostly be HC, Life Series, and a bit of Empires!IMPORTANT!If you are reading this on a site that isn't Wattpad, then stop reading immediately. This means that someone has copied or mirrored my story, and it is probably harmful.
Red Flowers //Hermitcraft & Evo\\
This story takes place in the timeline after Evo, where Grian goes through the update portal and ends up in Hermitcraft instead of with the rest of his friends. Desperately missing Taurtis, Grian tries to live to the fullest in Hermitcraft, but his other Hermits quickly start to realize something is wrong. (THIS BOOK IS NOT A SHIP, PURELY PLATONIC)Cover art by Cubedfroot on Tumblr
Hermitcraft & 3rd Life Oneshots
Hermitcraft and 3rd Life oneshots.No shipping, sorry. Swearing is unacceptable here, so yond shalt not occureth. (The cover was made by me.)
Cover of Night |A Vampire Mumbo Fic|
Mumbo Jumbo was a vampire. He lived on Hermitcraft as one of the Hermits, and kept this secret locked behind closed doors. He could keep himself under control, and no one on the server was the wiser.But when he suddenly begins to slip, his instincts taking more control of him, he has to figure out how to keep his secret- and his friends- safe.No matter what.--Mumbo was a vampire. This was a fact that he had to live with. However, Mumbo never did anything to hurt any of his friends. Sure, he had always had urges, to say the least. It was just a part of his nature, his instinct. But Mumbo could control himself. He wasn't an impulsive person, he could keep himself collected. Mumbo knew how to control himself.For the most part.--1 in Grumbo - June 15th, 20232 in Mumbo - June 23rd, 20231 in Mumbo - June 26th, 20231 in Grian (???) - July 14th, 20231 in Mumbo - July 14th, 20231 in Grumbo - July 14th, 20235 in Hermitcraft - July 14th, 2023 2 in Hermitcraft - July 20th, 2023 1 in Hermitcraft - July 27th, 20231 in Hermitcraft - July 31st, 20231 in Grumbo - October 31st, 20231 in Grumbo - November 23rd, 20231 in Mumbo - December 14th, 20231 in Mumbo - December 19th, 20231 in Grumbo - January 18th, 20243 in Hermitcraft - January 18th, 20241 in Grumbo - February 13th, 20241 in Hermitcraft - February 13th, 2024
Pokemon Shippings Opinions
Alola! I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon and write about Pokémon ships! I'll take requests from anyone that asks.
Ender Girl
Mia just joined. A known enderman hybrid. Or that's what she thought untill she realized that the monster part of her might be something more...; Now thats out of the way i want to say my oc -Mia- just joined HC and her full minecraft name is Mia_Minecraft. Oh also the charachters in HC dont belong to me!
Hermitcraft oneshots
Hermitcraft oneshots :)!Requests are open!To be clear I have no idea what I'm doing T-TDisclaimer: The first few chapters are Grian centric cause that's what I wrote. After that I have a few that are other hermits.