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Art belongs to Soda. Scythehammer, or as I've dubbed it, Cops and Robbers oneshots. No smut, dear god no smut.

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Heart Surgery(MedHammer)

"A busy day. Just like yesterday. Just like the day before. Just like every day. As if it never ends. Not like I get sleep in this place anyway. Not since Subspace's little pests have been throwing rocks through my window. They just love to skitter near my feet like worker bees to their queen. But I...am no queen. Why would I ever even WANT to be a queen? That's just stupid. Then again, so are bees. Anyways. I guess a new phighter came in during the PHESTIVAL. Which I won. Thanks, intuition. I knew Valk would win. No girl could resist that little guy in a skirt. But anyways, what joy...I guess. Everyone got to meet him. But why would I ever? The guy's got a statue of himself. Everyone was just in their Halloween costumes and such. Who would focus on that thing? I've never seen the guy, but I guess he's one egotistical shit. Hopefully, I can handle the extremely rare case of Ban Hammer Bullshit he has. And hopefully, it's not contagious."

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INFATUATED!

tdlr: phighting au where uhstrippers /hjor as my friends like to call it, the z e s t y auif anyone says something like zestykit or zestyspace just remember this au! and then advertise it to them!1!1!If there's one thing for certain about the Inpherno, it's the fact that well... nothing's certain. Just think about it! Around 20 years ago, there was all sorts of fun among Phights and what not. Now..? Being able to use a gear is pretty rare!So, what's a way to make a quick buck? ...Well, there's plenty of ways, actually... this one just happens to be the easiest for Medkit.(And Subspace is here too, I guess. And Rocket... and Sword- YOU GET THE POINT!!)"'This one?' Can you be more specific??"Awh, darn, you really want it?! Fine!! He's a pole dancer, what else?? Let's be real; He hates his job. Annoying ass boss, degenerate customers... Could it get any worse?Yeah, it could. Read about his torturous journey here!!Oh, and I guess Subspace goes through a lot, too??...Hey, is this done?

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✩ In which the human embodiment of sunshine falls for her siren song and succours her to metamorphose into a beautiful mermaid.✩ {pre-hunger games to mockingjay}✩ finnick odair x oc ✩ midsummernightss, 2024 - ?{highest ratings}✩ 1 in finnickodair✩ 2 in thgfanfic✩ 1 in finnick✩ 4 in mockingjay✩ 3 in capitol✩ 1 in johannamason✩ 3 in katnisseverdeen✩ 5 in thehungergames✩ 1 in haymitchabernathy

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PHIGHTING ONESHOTS

yeh I noticed sumn bein made so..... why not join too? I'll try to update this book as MUCH as I can as I generally LOVE phighting. I apologize if I get some personalities wrong and will try to substance that by taking some peeks at the wiki..

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Phighting Shit (Oneshots) (hitaus)

Fluff, angst, hurt, comfort, basically anything but smut! I write a LOT outside of English class so might as well write oneshots-! Taking requests <3! Current oneshots: Medkit & Scythe [Fluff] Valk & Dom (+ Firebrand & Ghostwalker) [Angst/fluff] Skateboard/Slingshot (Skateshot) [Fluff] Phighting rp dump 1 [Whatever this is] Hyperlaser/Katana (Hypertana) [Fluff] Sword/Rocket (Swocket) [Fluff] Shuriken/Boombox (Shuribox) [Hurt/comfort]

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dreaming || corey haim

leah smith is a 16 year old girl whose just starting a new high school after being home schooled for most of her school years luckily she already has a friend there, alex, after they both met through their mums. Will her first day go like expected when she hears about this boy in her school or will it turn her whole life around."i hate you, corey haim" "i love you, leah smith"

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Stopping Time

Everyone is born with a timer on their wrist, counting down to the exact time they'll meet their soulmate.Connor Murphy doesn't believe in soulmates. Or rather, that he doesn't have one. At the beginning of the summer, something happened. His timer stopped. He didn't meet his soulmate. The timer broke. It stopped at 2 months, 1 day, 3 hours and 23 minutes. The same time Evan Hansen jumped.HIGHEST RANKS#1 in dearevanhansen - June 17th, 2021#2 in treebros - June 17th, 2021#27 in musicaltheatre - June 17th, 2021

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The Six ➯ Stand By Me

Six twelve-year-old best friends go on one crazy adventure in search of a dead body in the summer of 1959. On the weekend trip, they learn lessons that will last a lifetime and create a bond that'll never bend.

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Adopted by my teacher

I'm an orphan, Sophie is my name. I was taken to an orphanage by a social worker after the death of my parents. What's going to happen to me now.....

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A Little Bit Of Light | Dear Evan Hansen - COMPLETED

COMPLETED: Connor Murphy; the 'emo kid' with depression. Evan Hansen; the 'treeboi' with social anxiety - the two losers of the school. A failed suicide attempt, disguised as an overdose acts as the unlikely event of bringing the two together. But coupled with Jared Kleinman, Zoe Murphy, and Alana Beck, and the myriad of problems that accompany the 'losers' of the school, nothing for them is easy.What comes next? Disclaimer: We do not own Dear Evan Hansen the musical! Benj Pasek, Justin Paul, and Steven Levenson are the creators. IMPORTANT: EVERYTHING is ALWAYS a reference. Cover Credits: Evan and Connor fanart: danroby | Overall cover: philocalic Authors: Infinity_Moon_36 and philocalicCompleted July 21st, 2018HR: #1 || dearevanhansen#1 || connormurphy #2 || treebros#16 || depression

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𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 | parkerΒΉ

𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 Andromeda is far too alien for Earth. When she is merely a kid, she falls from a sky full of stars and appears as an abnormal reading on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s radar. The organization takes her in and raises her as their youngest agent, finding that the little sarcastic troublemaker is a handful for even their best agents. Aster is expertly trained in combat and has advanced stamina, but she can't remember how she learned those skills. Frankly, she can't remember anything about her life before falling to Earth. But when the planet is threatened by an outside force, Aster joins Earth's Mightiest Heroes and battles alongside the people who will finally help her remember what she is fighting for.‎‎ BOOK 1 in the 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 seriesBOOK 2 in the π–πŽπ‘π“π‡π˜ series[peter parker x fem!oc][iron man 2 → captain america: civil war][started 11.13.21 → ended 3.8.23]© missymally & marvel

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The Ranking System (BoyxBoy)βœ”

After getting caught by the police, Axis Imber is sent to a school for misfits. A school to some, a prison for most. Serpenti High is a place like no other. It is ruled by the most rebellious and dangerous teenagers whose social statuses are defined by an unfair system called 'The Ranking System.' The concept is simple: only the fittest survive. Will Axis be able to survive the cruel system? Or will he fall on his knees and become a victim? What happens when he meets someone he never expected to meet again? Axis has changed his name since the orphanage, but he can't change his past. A story of new allies, dangerous enemies, hearbreaking betrayals, and forbidden love. Trigger warning: fighting, swearing, smut, and way too many bad boys***Rankings: #fiction #featured #queer #gay#depression#bl#youngadult#featured #comedy#bisexual #manxman#teen fiction #boyxboy #bxb #LGBT #romance

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Tree Bros Oneshots For Forever!

Because who doesn't love a good gay oneshot?Tree Bros from Dear Evan Hansen(Evan x Connor)Highest Ranking: 1 in #deh #connor #benplatt #jaredkleinman #alanabeck #tree #bros #evanhansen #treebros*Art on the cover is most definitely not made by me*DISCLAIMER: All the characters in this book do not belong to me. They belong to Steve Leveson, Benj Pasek, and Justin Paul.

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Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ⚑Season 1⚑

After 10,000 years of imprisonment inside a dumpster, Rita Repulsa and her lethal monsters escape and she is determined to conquer the nearest plant... Earth. But Zordon and his assistant Alpha 5 decide to form a team of 6 teenagers with attitude to stop her. They are the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.This is a Jason love story I don't own Mighty Morphin Power Rangers I only own my plots and what my character does all the rights to Mighty Morphin go to Saban.

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Step Into the Sun ||Treebros||

Connor is an interesting guy. No friends, and everyone basically hates him. One day, he meets someone who will change his life. AU where Connors not deadI don't own the characters, only the story/idea.In addition, I am in no way trying to glorify anxiety or depression. Highest rankings:#1 treebros#1 dear#1 connorxevan#1 connormurphy#1 alanaxzoe#1 michaelmell#1 jakedillinger#1 alanabeck#1 jaredkleinman#1 richjake#1 bemorechill#1 dearevanhansen#2 christinecanigula#2 richgoranski#3 zoemurphy#7 jeremyheere#7 alanabeck#8 evanhansen#11 broadway#4 bmc#12 deh#106 boyfriends#375 school#544 fluff#673 gay#693 highschool

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Wrong Number | Dear Evan Hansen | Treebros

Evan get's a high text from an unknown number, and after talking a while he wonders if the person on the other end isn't so unknown after all. Treebros / EvanxConner / Cevan[ Stepbrothers (bmc/deh) is introduced at pt 20]- Graphics by stiles24stilinskiXD -Trigger Warnings: Depression, Anxiety, Panic Attacks, Drug Abuse, Toxic relationships.

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Mr Murphy●Cillian Murphy X Reader

It is written from the perspective of a girl called Di (Diana) starting a new school and falling in love with her teacher mr murphy (cillian Murphy).I hope you all enjoy

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A Broken Slytherin (Book 1)

y/n l/n was on her way to Hogwarts after years of loneliness and unanswered questions. Never knowing her parents who died during the war, she has been left in the dark about who she was. Befriending the golden trio was unexpected, but the rivalry that was formed between her and a certain blonde Slytherin will also bring its fair share of surprises. y/n will learn things about herself and her parents and the role that she has to play in this world. But is she prepared to enter this world of witchcraft and wizardry, and live up to her fate? I do not own Hary Potter and all unoriginal characters and plot points belong to J.K Rowling.

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"I LOVE YOU, PUNK"(fem!oc x ace merrill)(stand by me)(lazylangdon © 2017)

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Another Paradise | T Shelby

"There wasn't a single second that passed that I wasn't thinking about you."[mature themes throughout]

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An Act Of Love (GonKillu)

Gon freeces, aknown well player about love, other people knew and chose to ignore it, admiring him and crushing on him anyway, Killua Zoldyck were not one of those People. Until a suggested dare came from one of gons teammates, to convince killua and his friends that he's capable of love, is the love real or not?

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undeniable β€’ lafayette x reader

"Y/N was hopelessly, undeniably falling for the Frenchman."•War meant conflict. Fighting. Battles. Loss. Death.For Y/N Hamilton and her brother, war was just an opportunity to prove themselves. Having only been seen as a worthless orphan, Y/N sees the American Revolution as a new beginning. New chances, new places, new friends, new love. The Marquis de Lafayette gave his heart to the American Revolution before he set foot in the colonies. The fight for freedom was a fight Lafayette was ready to lay down his life for. Nothing was more important to him than winning this war.Then Y/N meets Lafayette. Lafayette meets Y/N. The instant connection the two feel is undeniable. Yet it seems fate is determined to keep them apart.All's fair in love and war.

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Affair of Pretense

When his ailing grandfather commands him to search for a long-lost female cousin, Evelyn Dresdenham, the notorious Marquis of Denver, is very disinclined to oblige. One night, when he unwittingly saves a young lady disguising herself as a man from trouble, Lord Denver strikes upon a cunning notion and soon realizes he cannot let this enchanting waif slip so easily...Running away from the oppressive orphanage that has sheltered her since the death of her grandfather, Georgie Kentsville is set on coming to London by hook or by crook. Little does she expect to find herself in a rare hobble, and even less to be held back by a handsome but bored nobleman, who suddenly offers her a very outrageous proposal : to pose as his long-lost cousin!

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Jump (Dear Evan Hansen)

What if Evan accidentally saved Connor?Highest Rank : 110 in Fanfiction

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OCEAN EYES

Salmah Mohammed Mai Na'am the middle child of Senator Mohammed Mai Na'am and his wife faces hardships and the cruel face of life after the sudden death of her parents and older sister in a plane crash. Leaving her alone with her younger brother to face this world. Follow me to see how Salma gains the courage to stand up against her evil uncle and how she fights for her right and how a young person could shoulder so much. Maturity isn't defined by age it is shown through ones actions.

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