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Silver Blades: Dread Handed
Suffering from the inability to become inebriated has left Riposte Clasicant more cantankerous than usual. The body count is rising, and Pertuli isn't the only one who wonders if Rip's condition is more serious than an unusual curse; with dire results. In Silver Blades novellas, we follow the adventures of an elven swordsman who has neglected duty and honor in recent decades. Often, his peers seek restitution for this debauchery in blood. Only superior skill with a blade and a single-minded devotion to finding his lost love has kept Rip alive thus far. Pertuli, his sarcastic but well-meaning sidekick, is not always sure he is on the right side. Silver Blades: Dread Handed takes place after the events in Silver Blades: Prize Fight.Praise for Silver Blades: Dread Handed: "I love [Riposte]. He is officially my favorite Wattpad character. (and you can quote me on that)" - @avadel -----"... well crafted and packed with tension." - @KellyJBurke -----"Well done, my friend!" - @OrinBattlehammer -----
Silver Blades: Plate Male
"We're going to need more heroes." Dragoskala has erupted in chaos as an evil plot comes to fruition. The fate of both the city and the central plains of Terrok rests in the hands of a terminally ill swordsman with a temper problem, a snarky layabout gentleman elf, and the cranky female mercenary they let be sold into slavery. If the curse of lycanthropy doesn't kill them, chances are she will. In Silver Blades novellas, we follow the adventures of Riposte Clasicant, who has neglected duty and honor in recent decades. This time his faults have come back to haunt everyone, and he hopes his superior skill with a blade and the help of Pertuli, his sarcastic but well-meaning sidekick, will be enough to save the city he loves. Silver Blades: Plate Male takes place immediately after the events in Silver Blades: Dread Handed.Praise for Silver Blades: Plated Male: -----I love your books because you create emotional depth in your characters and build complex worlds with many moving parts. - @avadel -----OMG! All the heroes are getting the sh&t beat out of them. The tension is killing me! - @kellyjburke -----
Silver Blades: Prize Fight
After a century of contending with Pertuli's dogged silence, Riposte Clasicant has at last won the only clue in a mystery that weighs heavily on his heart. Will his satisfaction survive a lethal encounter with a mysterious woman from his past? In Silver Blades novellas, we follow the adventures of Rip Clasicant, who for reasons of his own has neglected both duty and honor in recent decades. His debauchery rubs his peers the wrong way, and often they seek restitution in blood. Only superior skill with a blade has kept him alive thus far. Pertuli, his sarcastic but well-meaning sidekick, has doubts about the direction his friend's fortune is taking. Silver Blades: Prize Fight is a stand-alone story which takes place after the events in Silver Blades: A Duel Nature. ---------------"Full of action, adventure, witty puns and memorable characters. Loved this so much!" - @TheTickTockAwards ---------------"YES!!!! ANOTHER RIP AND PERTULI STORY!" - @VKBloodgood ---------------"Not to sound like a sycophant, but this was fracking awesome." - @KellyJBurke ---------------"I really, really love Ivy. She's my favorite female character..." - @Readmyvoice ---------------"Pertuli is amazing. His sarcasm and puns are just fantastic!" - @EmiliaGlasse ---------------"Nicely written again -I'm amazed by how well you pen these words!" - @Kotkoda ---------------"Your writing is amazing, my only complaint is that there isn't more of it." - Seth B. ---------------"This was a fantastic book. I can't emphasize that enough. Masterfully woven." - @avadel ---------------
Silver Blades: A Duel Nature
{Highest #12 Adventure} A supernatural sword and sorcery adventure! When legendary Tilwen swordsman, Riposte Clasicant, is challenged to defend his actions toward a woman he doesn't love, he discovers her fiancé is a bigger monster than he is. In Silver Blades novellas, we follow the adventures of Rip Clasicant, who has neglected both duty and honor in recent decades. His life of debauchery often rubs society the wrong way, and just as often it pushes back. Only superior skill with a blade has kept him alive thus far. Pertuli, his sarcastic but well-meaning sidekick, has his doubts about how much longer his friend's fortune will last. Love for "A Duel Nature": ----"A LONG time [since] I came across something sooo original on Wattpad" - @OmaimaAkbar ----"You've spawned a winner!" - @Aceandskylark ----"Probably the funniest thing I've read" - @Spruce_Goose ----"Some of the best banter I've read on Wattpad, hands down." - @OctaviaLocke ----"Musketeers meets LotR" - @NicholasCasale ----"The kind of rare tale that makes Wattpad worth sifting through." - @Arveliot ----"That first chapter is amazing." - @Simbaet7 ----"One hell of an ending!" - @KellyJBurke ----"So well written and funny as hell." - @DragonGirl_97 ----"These characters are legendary." - @Burnedoubt ----"Conan Doyle's partnerships mixed with the glory of all things ruffian." - @Letusfallup ----"Love love love. The author's use of language is astounding." - Kat J. ----"Worthy of its often-high ranking in the adventure genre." - @EmiliaGlasse ----"An epic tale for bards to sing." - @Stormwulf ----"Bravo! Encore! Easily one of my favorite stories on Wattpad." - @ReadmyVoice ----"Utterly fantastic and overall very skittle deserving in every way." - @shesjustawallflower ----"Can't believe you wrote Rip vs. Godzilla. Props." - @RedToadMedia ----"Better than Nescafé." - @EvelynHail
Silver Blades: The Short Irons
Short stories, scenes, and contest entries set in the World of Terrok fantasy setting, starring beloved characters from the Silver Blades series. Original Stories: Tete-a-tete In arranging the deadly conflict between Riposte Clasicant and Paolo Faranado, their seconds suffered a heinous disagreement of their own. Pertuli Ill'Enniniess is forced to take up steel and defend his choice of words in an all-out duel against the offended Demis Faranado! (Takes place days after SB: A Duel Nature)Character Interviews:Koray "Riposte" ClasicantPertuli Ill'EnniniessPraise for Tete-a-Tete: ---------------"Was going to chide you for not starting SB3 yet .... then you go and produce this little gem of fun! You're off the hook..." - @OrinBattlehammer---------------"Also, I really appreciate the fact that you take the time to respond to each of your readers..." - @PensiveChapter---------------"...Quick and cute. Love Tuli even more now..." - @Letusfallup---------------
Multifandom Imagines
Status: Completed~~~FEMALE PRONOUNS USED most of the time because it's easier for me to write that way, but I will use gender-neutral pronouns when I can.I've organized the stories by "fandom" and the first 6 chapters are tag games. Ignore those if you must.~~~If you want the less crappy pieces, head to the last few chapters, starting with Eugene Roe's first piece (One Last Time). I'm really proud of writing my HBO War imagines, seeing as I took a long break from writing before getting back into the groove to write. I think they've turned out really well, and I hope you enjoy them, too. You can find my HBO War imagines in my HBO War Imagines book as well as on Tumblr: @zim-zam-goddamn~~~Started: 18 Dec. 2017Ended: 17 July 2020
Hamilton Shorts; Revamped
So my last one-shot series had a lot of bad writing, not just idea wise but there were some stories that were offensive. I took it down so I could start fresh with this new one. Requests are open.
Meh arts, fanarts, and arts in general.
My arts, fanarts mostly Octonauts and Paw patrol, and art in general.
Insanity Can be Beautiful too
what happens when Raven crushes her silence to the dust? is the former hell raiser back? and does Raven want to be the mate of the alpha? Read to find out.
Amazing 1D/5SOS Fan Fictions
Get the most amazing One Direction/5sos fan fictions right here. If you are having trouble on choosing a book to read about One Direction or 5 Seconds of Summer, these are some of the most amazing books I have read.
In a predicament (Season Two!)
(DISCONTINUED)the dsmpers were doing what they usually do and that's lore.while they're finished with the lore they are currently preparing for the next oneimagine their faces when an earthquake happen, they were shock as there were no earthquakes in the world they're living in.(just writing a bnhaxdsmp, while I'm stressing, Also it's my first time writing and posting something, criticism is open)Cover by: Falcon140
![You, Me and Everything in Between [Wattys 2016]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/32011598.jpg "You, Me and Everything in Between [Wattys 2016]")
You, Me and Everything in Between [Wattys 2016]
Being holed up in the ladies loo's because the office internet and Wi-Fi's packed up, with an all important deadline looming isn't quite how twenty-nine year old writer Jemima Clarke envisioned her Friday afternoon to pan out. And then in blows Ruby, a freshly dumped and hysterical young girl who is just as surprised to find someone camping out in the last toilet cubicle at the offices of Aspire To Be, the countries seventh most popular Women's Lifestyle site. The ever apathetic Jemima isn't at all cut out to deal with such dramatics but she soon realises that some encounters you can't always escape from, nor should you hope to. Just like her simmering dalliances with Jack, the office lothario or Dylan, the enigmatic new transatlantic import, and not to mention her passive aggressive boss Norine who has important news in store that sets in motion a chain of events that she could never have planned for, or ever have predicted. But often chance chucks you a lifeline when you least expect it, and with Ruby becoming an increasing and much needed constant in her usually mundane daily life, Jemima finds that sometimes you have to separate the Jems from the rocks to truly appreciate lasting love and friendship. . . . You, Me and Everything in Between is a new, contemporary Romance/ChickLit novel about life, lust, love, family and friendship. Humorous and unapologetic in tackling what it really means to be a woman on the cusp saying goodbye to her twenties, and all the complications that comes along and in between. *** *** *** I will be releasing chapters each week from October!! So add it to your reading lists real quick lest you forget ;) Cover by - Jpy-sofine
All Hipsters don't wear Glasses
This is my story,my life.Middle school isn't easy,it's the hunger games wedged in between your happy elementary years and your wild highschool days.Middle love and enemies are just the beginning of my problems.Here's a Doses and Mimoses,that song though,of my life.Everything I write and say is the truth and nothing but the truth.If your going into middle school or just started-Ill pray for you.Cause' your gonna need it.This is mainly my 8th grade year with some flashbacks to seventh grade which was the best year for me personally.I may have at one point hated everyone around me while I was there,but now that I'm leaving middle school,I'm really and truly gonna miss them.They are what made us,us,and we were pretty awesome,not to brag.But our class was pretty crazy and so were our teachers.
FIREFLY: Gorram Miscreants
Crash landing on Miranda, the Serenity crew {Captain Mal Reynolds, First Zoe Washburne, Pilot Hoban "Wash" Washburne, River Tam, Kaylee Frye, and Jayne Cobb} fight to stay alive in the hostile world. Rejoin the best gorram crew in the verse, as they struggle to take back the sky...
Random Memes: Part 4
Oh fucc, I'm back at it again with the memes. You were hoping for this, weren't you?
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Drayu's Curse
Jasmine Vongusten has run her trading company for half a decade, now, and has been mermaid hunting for even longer. She knows her routes like the back of her own hand, which is quite possibly the reason she chases an adventure when an abnormal storm decimates the islands of Zasi. Following her gut, Jasmine and her, albeit few, friends travel to eventually uncover the very secrets many before them have tried to hide.
sleepy creepypasta club
This is gonna for creepypasta stuff, art, commisions and just other stuff for My family, friends, me and my followers. Ill will update this when I can. Thank You. Happy Pride Month, goodnight.✨💖🌈😇😴
Escape
Nick Masson, Anthony Norman, Tommy Bracco, Chaz Wolcott, Josh Burrage, and Ben Cook are in high school. They live in different parts of the country but are brought together when they have to escape from their captors.
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