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Gassy girls

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"๐Ÿ๐š๐ซ๐ญ ๐ฌ๐ก๐จ๐ญ๐ฌ"

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Celebrity Face Claims

This is a book of celebrities, that you can use for your own book.-I take requests-Started: November 6th, 2019.Ended: December 12th, 2019.

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๐„๐ซ๐š๐ฌ๐ž๐ | | One Piece x Modern!Reader

๐ƒ๐„๐’๐‚: In which a heavy one piece fan, ends up in the world they adored so much. What kind of ways will they contribute to the story? Find out!๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ๐–๐€๐‘๐๐ˆ๐๐†: This book includes heavy spoilers, and I mean HEAVY. read at your own risk if you're not caught up in the anime. Also, a decent amount of cursing. (not overdone, but still.)๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒ(The original series, One Piece, does not belong to me. All rights belong to Eiichiro Oda. This is just for fun.)๏นŒ๏นŒ๏นŒStart: July 1st 2023

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Not Too Far from the Yew Tree (an ATLA fanfiction)

Katara: two years of isolation chasing after her brother who vanished into the Earth Kingdom looking for work. Zuko: six years of isolation on an iron ship slowly losing hope that his horizon might ever change. After coming to realize his father never meant for him to return home Zuko throws his fate in with Katara's side, but halting one hundred years of momentum isn't that easy.Crossposted to AO3.

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Transcended as Lord Buggy-Part 1

This is the Part 1 that has reached its limit of 200 chapters in Wattpad. The next chapters will be uploaded in Part 2, so please check my profile for it, thank you.________________________Bob is someone that hate people who praise Lord Buggy D. Clown as the strongest being on One Piece alongside God Usopp. His hate suddenly bring him to his death and even worse, his soul got transferred into Lord Buggy's body. How will Bob live as our Lord and Saviour Buggy?_______________________________________________________________Cover is MC's face that was drawn by my sister's friend. I will post more pictures of MC in my patreon for my patrons.Artist name: Fatma (Instagram:@fatmaqn_)_______________________________________________________________Disclaimer: I am not the writer of One Piece and it's characters. It is fully owned by Oda-sensei.English is not my first language, so pardon my bad grammar. I've tried to improve it after messy early chapters. It might still not good enough, but I hope it's better now._______________________________________________________________Follow me on Patreon to read some up to 35+35 chapters ahead.https://www.patreon.com/CaptMermainFanfics are: "Transcended as Lord Buggy" & "Fairy Tail: Sun Eater"

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Faerie Among Demons (Obey Me x OC)

The faeries and demons have been enemies for centuries. The faeries were hunted for their blood by the demons. The demons were kept as prisoners or executed by faeries driven by bloodlust.Although the two races have been living peacefully after 500 years of conflict, their hatred for each other endures.--------------Being the child of a faerie and a demon, Ambrose has always been treated like an outcast for as long as she could remember. One day, an opportunity arises for her to participate in an exchange program at the Royal Academy of Diavolo in the Devildom for a year. Although her parents are concerned for her safety, Ambrose did not want to waste an opportunity to not only learn more about the demon world.Swearing to keep her identity a secret, Rose is determined to survive the curses and curveballs thrown at her in the Devildom.All rights belong to the creators of Obey Me: One Master to Rule Them All. Highest rankings: #1 in Lucifer#1 in Diavolo#1 Obey Me Shall We Date

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The Unexpected Encounter (An Eminem Fan Fiction)

"I felt a hand swiftly make reach for my arm. I jumped badly as soon as it grasped me, me fixing my attention on who had just done that. 'Yo, who the f*ck is that guy? He causing you trouble?'I answered back to the dark-faced man, my heart racing. 'Some creep. I need to get out of here without being caught,' I spoke nervously.Hesitating, not knowing what to do, the stranger in front of me pulled something out from his pockets in a huff and quick reaction. ...car keys? 'Keep hidden and stay safe, alright? Hold on to those-I'll meet you out,' he leaned forward in my ear to tell me.'Wh-' I glanced quickly at his barely visible face.'Go!' he ordered. 'It's a black Caddy Escalade-and don't tell nobody.'"Copyright © 2014 @mayg_418. All Rights Reserved. Cover designed by @shadys_lost_child.

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A Pirate's Tale (A Ratchet and Clank Fanfic)

Ratchet and Clank have just defeated Nefarious. He and Clank are enjoying a peaceful day, with a totem to find Vendra and Neftin Progg, and their new teammates, Astrid Otchulan, Aylen Widlar, and Ryngar Quilan, that is until they meet another Lombax, a young captain of a pirate lombax crew.Captain Rowan Kitani is with her first mates, Alix and Ashley, and her robot, Echo, when she finds a valuable artifact; in the hands of someone she does not recognize. She steals it, not thinking of consequences. Little does she know, the other person, head-to-toe in armor, is another lombax.

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Flames of Fate {Daenerys x Anakin Story}

"Stepping up behind her, Anakin took on the role of her instructor. His close proximity made Daenerys blush slightly as he gently guided her hands into the correct position to hold the blaster. She allowed him to adjust her grip, realizing the practicality of his argument. Her annoyance with him being right was apparent, and she couldn't help but roll her eyes."Mysterious things happen for mysterious reasons and sometimes it happens for the best. When Daenerys Targaryen and Anakin Skywalker cross paths in a galaxy far far away this unexpected pairing must learn to work together to face the challenges against the Sith.I'm sorry I suck at summarizing like this.

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Blossom in Adversity

After hiding her skills for fifteen years, Hua Zhi thought she could live a peaceful life as a proper daughter of a prestigious family. However, when the Hua family's fortune began to decline, she had to reveal her true abilities to support the crumbling household. It became common for her to step forward and take charge, to gallop on horseback, and even to carry a coffin with her siblings to face desperate situations. Her reputation as someone not to be crossed spread throughout the city of Beijing. She was prepared for the possibility of her family turning against her, and she was prepared to grow old alone. What she didn't expect was for someone to don armor and pledge a lifetime to her before heading off to battle!It was quite rare for someone to dare marry her in this world!

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๐•”๐• ๐•ž๐•ก๐• ๐•ค ๐•ž๐•–๐•Ÿ๐•ฅ๐•š๐•ค โ€ข One Piece

โOur family was never meant to have a happy ending were weโž โNo we weren'tโžIn which a girl fights to put the broken pieces of her family back together againOne Piece || Eiichiro OdaEast Blue Saga and BeyondHeyaDemons © 2020

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ALANA: Bandung and London - Love Story of a Secret Agent

When an auditor's special assignment in London collides with a high-stakes mission, he is thrust into a world of intrigue and danger. The auditor meets Alana a.k.a. "Incognito", a stunning and resourceful secret agent, and sparks fly as they uncover a nefarious human trafficking and money laundering network.United by their quest for justice, they face harrowing challenges, including the shocking discovery of Zara, Alana's high school friend and the auditor's ex wife, trapped in the web of exploitation. With the help of David Warren, an intrepid journalist, and Emily Ferguson, a former intelligence officer turned whistleblower, they expose the powerful figures behind the trafficking ring.Main Characters:1. The Auditor (The Story Teller)The story teller and the main protagonist. An Indonesian auditor working for an audit firm in Jakarta. Meticulous, analytical, and highly skilled in financial auditing, data analytics, silat martial arts, and taekwondo. His unexpected encounter with Alana throws him into a world of danger and intrigue. Deeply in love with Alana, he supports her mission while grappling with his feelings for Zara, his ex wife.2. Alana a.k.a. "Incognito"A highly skilled secret agent. She is intelligent, resourceful, strong, and highly trained in combat and espionage. Stunningly beautiful, with long, dark hair, and a striking resemblance to Zara. Alana's high school years in Bandung were marked by a close friendship with Zara. She and the auditor develop a deep, passionate relationship throughout the story.3. ZaraShe is a model, trafficking victim, Alana's high school friend. Strikingly beautiful and graceful, with long, dark hair similar to Alana's. Zara pursued a modeling career post-high school, reached great successes in Indonesia, but fell victim to human trafficking. She is resilient, brave, and determined to help dismantle the network that exploited her. Zara is the auditor's ex-wife, which adds emotional complexity to the story.

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The Runaway: A Stardew Valley Story

Junox Hornsby has been molded into the perfect wife for the Joja Corp heir, Joshua Jones. She knows little of the world beyond how to dress and keep her mouth closed at dinner parties, but she knows that Joshua Jones is a monster. Junox knows that if the Jones family learns that she holds their future heir, then her child's fate is sealed.With nowhere else to turn, Junox becomes a fugitive from the only life she's ever known. Junox sets to carve out a life for herself and her family on her grandpa's farm deep in Stardew Valley. Can Junox fit in before Joja Corp finds her? Will the townspeople turn on a stranger, or will the new stranger throw a wildcard into town gossip? Is there more to Junox's past than meets the eye?UPDATES: The author is currently doing her best to update regularly, but she is very overwhelmed. Communication about updates can be found on profile.

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The Martial Artist Detective (Book I)

The Martial Artist Detective Book I this story appears to be a combination of action, crime, and thriller. It involves elements of danger, intrigue, and suspense as the protagonist, Kim Soo Min, navigates the treacherous world of crime and faces dangerous adversaries.The Martial Artist Detective Book I we are introduced to Kim Soo Min, a retired detective who wants to leave her detective life behind and find peace. She takes up a part-time job as a delivery woman, hoping for a more ordinary life. However, trouble seems to follow her, and she finds herself in the middle of a clash between a gangster group and the Mafia Shadow Spider. Using her martial arts skills, she defeats both groups but declines the gangster's offer to join them. In the chaos, she accidentally drops her wallet, which sets off a chain of events that lead her back into the world of danger. Despite her efforts to avoid trouble, it continues to find her, and she eventually loses her job. Feeling overwhelmed, she returns home, unaware that her encounter with the gangsters and the Mafia is far from over. The prologue sets the stage for Kim Soo Min's thrilling journey as she navigates the dangerous world of crime and faces adversaries. The story will explore whether she can leave her detective life behind or if she will be pulled back into the web of danger and intrigue.

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โ€ขลŒscillatioล†โ€ข [The Mysterious Letter] England Cricket Team/ by SHIRIN SHANTA

"You love the Flower cause it has no Smell""You weren't in the car but you weren't too Far."Not every time we fall in Love with Love letters. We fall in love with Mystery too.[Dedicated to my Father who lets us be happier when he was dying inside]Jimmy was detached from everything and throws himself in a corner from the entire world. At that time he got a letter from an unknown person! Then things started changes....• Characters: James Anderson, Joe Root, Ben Stokes, Alastair Cook, Graeme Swann, Stuart Broad, Olie Robinson, Mark Wood, Chris Woakes, Johnny Bairstow, Olie Pope, Tom Curran, Sam Curran, Jofra Archer, Richie Lock• Customised Characters: Andrew, Sara, Amber, Gorgie, Chris• Songs: Taylor Swift- Midnight Rain, Enchanted, Never Grow up, I can see youHymm for the Weekend- ColdplayRuth B. - Dandelions• Cover: Incollage~Story by Shirin Shanta

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Queen of the Pirates

After Gol D. Roger's dying words drove all kinds of people to the sea to chase after dreams that only the Grand Line could satisfy, two young kid's worlds would be changed forever. Monkey D. Luffy and Portgas Akari (who took Ace's surname because she saw him as close to an older brother as anyone, and he insisted she take it) have the pleasure of meeting 'Red Haired' Shanks, and thus paving the way towards them wanting to become pirates. Now at the age where they can set out on their own, Luffy and Akari have begun their pirate journey, and it is all uphill from there.[Thank you for the amazing cover by @ktjhs_kay. It is so pretty and I love it!] (The only thing that is mine is Akari, everything else is thanks to the brilliant mind of Echiro Oda. Without him, Akari would have found no home.)[Updates on Wednesdays](#1 in LuffyxOC tag, so that's pretty cool!)(#1 in MyOC tag, so that is cool!)

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Most Amazing Nigerian Books On Wattpad, 2020.

Tags so far...#1 in Bestsellers, (March-August 2020)#2 in Advert, (March-August, 2020)***Finished a book and wondered what book to delve into next. Are you a Nigerian, searching for totally awesome books to read and kill boredom this year? You're definitely at the right place! Here is a selection of heart-gripping books from Nigerian Wattpaders!! After reading, I'm sure you'll fall in love with most books here and even recommend them to others. Please, feel free to comment on any recommendations for stories if you probably want to promote your story as well. -@Madinah_WritesXxx

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Rhythm of dreams

Ha-Na, a girl whose every step pulses with the rhythm of her dreams, exudes creativity and passion. Her journey takes a thrilling turn when she seizes the opportunity to audition for HYBE Entertainment. Along the way, Ha-Na discovers the true value of teamwork, the power of perseverance, the weight of sacrifice, and the depths of love. Each challenge she faces only fuels her determination, and she emerges stronger and more resilient than ever before. Her adventure is just beginning, and the stakes have never been higher!

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PRINCESS IS GLAMOROUS IN MODERN DAY (CONTINUATION)

Having brought up her younger siblings in troubled times and guiding her younger brother to the throne, Xia Lalisa is the most legendary eldest princess in the history of the Xia Dynasty. When this eldest princess opens her eyes, she finds herself in a world a thousand years into the future. While she is still called "Princess", it's only a nasty jeer imparted on her as a mockery for her arrogant connections within the entertainment industry. So what if you were rich? In the end you've fallen to a status far lower than any beast! In response, Xia Lalisa promises that a day would come when they will sincerely call her Princess. Everyone laughs at her, waiting to see the day when she'll be abandoned by the wealthy and affluent. Handsome yet aloof, President Jun Jungkook is known only for his success in the corporate world with a demeanor cold enough to cut through ice. He has just one thing to say: Take the one hundred million divorce fee and leave quickly. Two years later, the eldest princess is a two-time winner of a prestigious acting award. The darling of the fashion world, she has become a style icon who is also proficient in the four classical arts. As an all-knowing professor in both literature and poetry, she is also a professor in two departments at the most renowned institute of higher learning. The Olympics? Gold medals are a dime a dozen when considering her skills in fencing and shooting. Her name is spread all over the world and she is filled with an unprecedented glory never bestowed upon any other. The CEO who wanted a divorce at the start refutes on television: "How dare anyone spread rumors about our divorce? My dearest wife, can we have another child?"==========================Author(s): A Boat of DreamsCredit goes to the rightful owner.==========================MAKE SURE TO READ FluffballRosie Princess is Glamorous in Modern Day FIRST before reading this book because this is only a continuation of that book.

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Milky Way - Mass Effect (Ongoing)

Milky Way(On-Hold)๐ŸŸ---In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time.They called it the greatest discovery in human history.The civilizations of the galaxy call it... MASS EFFECT.---Mass Effect

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Over 100 Weird Facts

Heyya awesome wattpadders! So this book is what the title states. It consists of random, weird and fun facts. And I promise they are all true.Happy reading and learning. โค ____________________________Profile: RandomWords_003

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The Auburn Shades of Emerald | [Harmione/Harmony]

Feelings are on from the moment Harry & Hermione met on the Hogwarts Express. Impulsive, unexplainable behaviour remains a mystery until both realise what it is: love. But nothing has ever been normal in Harry's life, and love is no exception. The couple unlocks the power of True Love, a phenomenon that has occurred only once in a thousand blue moons. A specific alignment of the stars indicates something huge is on the cards.As Voldemort's resurrection continues to wreak havoc, the Golden Couple and their friends have to find a way to end him once and for all. But is Dumbledore infallible? Are Horcruxes the only ways through which Riddle remains bound to this realm? Or does the one who has traversed the path to immortality farther than any human have another trump card up his sleeve?Will 'the power he knows not', Harry & Hermione's love, survive the ultimate test? What lurks in places unknown to even the greatest of wizards? As they venture into the very roots of magic, what new challenges will they face?A 'First through Seventh Year & beyond' story.Rated T (13+)at the moment. A few chapters might be rated R (17+).

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Drawn to Troubled Waters

Roberta is afraid of bridges. She has no fear of water, just those structures that arc gracefully over bodies of water. The artist in her is drawn to their loveliness. She sketches from afar. Until the day a mysterious benefactor entices her to Money, Mississippi. There's a bridge waiting for Roberta to sketch. What she finds on the quiet banks of the Tallahatchie just might answer the ever burning question: why bridges? And why is she drawn to the boy who meets her at the bus station?

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Tale of the unnamed

Read these important notes before starting to readFirst of all, I will use pictures, mostly taken from a community, the Spore Amino; I'll use others from the Internet tooSometimes I'll make original pictures with collages basicallyThe artists and the creators from this community are the following:1) Captain Simmo2) Dragonight 3) Nachmi the Ice Dragon4) Orion5) Gamma Ray Burst6) QuackersAnother important note: I'll use others' characters from the Spore amino and from either Spore or Spore HeroBasically, I used these characters and I combined together.You will see my original characters too, don't worrySo, below there's the list of the characters I used, which, I remind you, are not mineUsed characters:1) Spore Hero characters and the Grox species2) Captain Simmo and the Aquatic Snakes, by Captain Simmo3) Felix and the Ramash species, by Nachmi the Ice Dragon4) The deer (in episode 5), by Quackers5) The evil creature, by Dragonnight6) The Dodosaur, by Orion7) Diana and the Dragoozi species, by Nachmi the Ice Dragon8) Greg, by Nachmi the Ice Dragon9) The Limond species, by TheDinoHouse10) Jalicia, by IceFace

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