[TW]: Cursing.
<Summary>: [BTW in my au jiang cheng goes by yu wanyin]
Enjoy!

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3rd persons POV:

"Welcome back!" "What the hell are we here? AGAIN!" O! Jiang Cheng sounded very pissed and annoyed "I wanted you to react to My au Jiang/Yu family" I hummed, Everything went silent I wondered why at first but then I realized this is the original au. Half of the cast is fucking dead.

"Ah My bad, But you're reacting to My au again" I said letting them chill out a bit before starting the first clip.

[The first clip started, It showed a video of The Jiang/Yu family sitting and eating dinner]

Madam Yu: *Eating silently*

Jiang Fengmian: *Looking at a scroll*
Jiang Children: *Silently eating and watching*
Nonie Kino: *Was invited by Jin Ling*
Jin Ling: 'Awkward~' *Sips drink he had*

Wei Ying: "So wanna-"

Madam Yu: "No"
Jiang Fengmain: "Don't be rude to him! God this is why we got divorced!"
Madam Yu: *Rolls eyes*

"They got a divorce?" O! Jin Ling asked "Well In your world no, The other world yes" I replied to O! Jin Ling. "But why don't they love each other?" O! Sizhui asked, I sipped my coffee before sighing. "That answer would be a hell no" I said making the originals somewhat surprised and pissed off a bit "Shut the fuck up" O! Jiang Cheng snapped "Never- Anyways continuing with the clip!" I said pressing play again.

Jiang Fengmain: "God, Thankfully none of the children I like got anything from you!"
Madam Yu: "Well at least my Biological son takes on my family name"
Nonie Kino: 'How TF did I get here?' *Sips some tea*

Jiang Fengmain: "What the hell are you talking about!? He takes on my family name"
Yu Wanyin/Cheng: "No I don't"

Jiang Fengmain: "See!- Wait what?"
Yu Wanyin/Cheng: "I Changed my last name to moms when you got a divorce"
Jiang Fengmain: "Mama's boy" *Mutters*
Nonie Kino: "Aye lets go! Mama boy/girl for the win!" *Shakes Yu Wanyin's hands*
Yu wanyin/Cheng: "Pffttt" *Shakes Kino's hand back*

Jiang Fengmain: "You disappointments-"
Mania [Kino's mother]: "The only one who is a disappointment here is you fengmain"
Jiang Fengmain: "How so?"

Mania: "You loved Wei Wuxain's mom but she liked your wife more"

Nonie Kino: *Dips with Yu Wanyin/Cheng & Jin Ling*
Wei Wuxian & Yanli: 'Nope' *Walks out the room*
Madam Yu: *Dying of laughter*

Jiang Fengmain: *Stunned*

[The clip ended]

"What the fuck?" O! Wei Ying asked confused and somewhat upset, "Why would you show us that?" "I don't know! I didn't have any ideas this chapter" I teleported them away before slipping out of my chair, Dying from the pain in my back.
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Bye my little reading pandas.