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The Target always thinks that I like him!
For the latest chapters: https://dummynovels.com/novel/the-target-always-thinks-that-i-like-him/!DO NOT REPOST!Title: The Target always thinks that I like him!目标总以为我喜欢他[快穿]Summary:After the nth time of failing a marriage meeting, Xiang Han got himself a job: good treatment, high salary, free world traveling with food provided, house provided and even a partner provided?!At first, he thought, apart from having to travel into the body of a scum cannon fodder, a scheming fake white lotus, everything else was okay. It was only later he realized that saving the target was also a problem. His imagination was neverending, even eating a cup of ramen was seen as a way to rouse his ( target's) interest!Xiang Han: This target is a no-go.Certain Target: Very good, you've already managed to rouse my interest.Xiang Han: Go outside and make a left turn to the optometrist, go get your eyes healed! Additionally, this "lover provided" isn't necessary.A Certain Target: This is certainly necessary!Chapters: 183Raws: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3232019Tags: Transmigration/world-hopping/Game-like world/child-raising/more to be added in later arcsTranslator: Vivi (me)
The People Who're Supposed To Kill Me Fell For Me Instead
Latest Chapters can be found at https://dummynovels.com/novel/the-people-whore-suppose-to-kill-me-all-fell-for-me-instead/!DO NOT REPOST! ANYWHERE!Author: 酒矣Alternative Name: 《说好要杀我的人都看上我了[快穿]》This is a novel translation by meTotal chapters: 123All chapters here have been staggered. **Summary:What does it feel like to be a cannon fodder in your novel?After ruining countless of his novels with sh*t endings,Gu Yan who finally got his retribution understoodHeaven spared no one.In order to protect his small life, Gu Yan have been sent to diligently clean up his own mess.However, never did he expect that his 'clean up' would be too thorough.Seeing that the man who was suppose to have killed him kneel down on one knee and taking out a ring say to him, "Marry me."Gu Yan: "..."Note: don't be confused, I knows it says 'people' but this is a 1v1(ML soul stays the same). I didn't change the name for convenience sake.
My nemesis has finally gone bankrupt
~Another novel translations by dummytranslations~!Do!Not!Repost!!!!Author: 酱子贝Alternative title: 死对头终破产了Total Chapters: 155Note: All chapters here are staggered, head to dummynovels.com for the latest release**Summary: The nemesis that Ji Ran had been unable to stand for many years has finally gone bankrupt.All his scoundrel friends asked him, what now?Ji Ran laughed coldly, you still have to fucking ask him?Of course, it's to use this opportunity to torment, humiliate, and trample upon him. Therefore, Ji Ran waved an arm and threw a card towards his nemesis in mad glee, saying that he'd 'sponsor' him.However, the next day, he sat up in bed with a dumbfounded expression. Feeling a sore ache in his body, he recalled the bitterness of last night, as well as their 'fight' and the tears he'd wept...Fuck your mom.Motherfucker.Qin Man, you dog, I'll kill you!
Fake Demon Lord
The greatest demonic cultivator, He Huan, split his divine consciousness into two right before going into tribulation and created another self; whom he named He Ku.Unexpectedly, He Huan reached enlightenment, and from demonic cultivation entered into Buddhism; reaching the state of Nirvana (leaving no room for self in one's heart), but who knew that He Ku remained instead.Oh well, it wasn't his fault for not having self-harming tendencies and therefore, reluctant to lose his other self. Since this is the case, then this road of Buddhism, I won't take it.Is there a problem with people loving themselves? Of course not.***The top is the enlightened Demonic Palace Master who almost became a Buddha.The bottom is his naive, just transmigrated self who has yet to experience the darkness of the cultivation world.---Author: 天桥底下说书的Title: 伪魔头Chapters: 52 + 3 extrasTranslator: Jay (THISBRO) Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/thisjayRaw link: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3241486For latest updates, head to https://dummynovels.com/novel/fake-demon-lord/!DO NOT REPOST OR REUPLOAD!
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I Have A Sickness [World-hopping]
Alternative title: 我有病[快穿]---System, "You have a sickness. Moreover, you'll have one in every world."Hao Ritian, "..."System, "What's wrong? Is there a problem?"Hao Ritian smiled, "No, there's no problem. I was just a bit excited."System, "..."That smile intensified the system's feeling of ominous foreboding. It has had this premonition since it learned the name of its host. Now it only prays that this is all its imagination!Ps: Protagonist shou 1v1, the gong is always the same person.---Translator: Kate from dummytranslations
The General's Cat always wants to climb into my bed
Summary:When Shen Zhifan awoke, he had become the nation's male god.The type of male god that everyone in the world, crying and shouting, wants to marry.However, because the General (who lives next door) has a fiancee who fell in love with Shen Zhifan, the General absolutely hates him.Shen Zhifan, who has always thought of the General as his male god, was crushed.*My Male God has become my rival in love. Every day his ice-cube face looks like he desperately wants to hack me to death.**Esteemed General, I don't even have a sliver of affection for your fiancee. I've long given up any hope of love - right now, I just want to get rich.*Luckily, the General's cat really likes him, and always wants to......climb into his bed.1. Ice-cube face, damn mensao, cat General gong x very good-looking shou2. The gong's cat form is a Blue Ragdoll Cat, his cat form is so devastatingly gorgeous that if you don't buy him you're not human.3. Sweetness is justice. Both sides are secretly in love. Senselessly sweet. Logic is dead, please don't be too confused.---Main Translator: DeathChapters: 69Link: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=2894574Tags: yaoi, cats, fluff, sweet,Updates: Every Sunday (We'll try)For latest updates, head to dummytranslations.blogspot.com
Could you not tease me
DO NOT REPOST! This is the story of a Gong who was reborn to the time before he lost his shou, where he started to tease his shou crazily... This story will be written from the shou's POV.The F1's God of racing, Winston, lost his one and only important rival, Hunter. No matter how many skillful opponents appeared before him one after another, he still remained as the solitary ruler.But one day, when Winston woke up, he found himself back to the time Hunter was only 18-years-old.Winston, "Are you willing to rule over the Kingdom of speed with me and be my only King?"This is a translation by dummy novels. No retranslations or redistribution is permitted without permission. Read on our site for the latest chapters
Defect (缺陷)
Summary:Those 3.45 seconds of hesitation were enough to make me doubt the remainder of my life.***Disclaimer: A novel translation by Dummytranslations. Do not repost/retranslate. All credits go to the original author, 如似我闻* this is a completed oneshottags: angst, bl, tragedy, short story
When an alien is bound to a world-saving system
Alternative name: 当异形绑定了救世系统Summary: When the last alien on the world was bound to a stupid but cute world system thinking he was a human:A resource depleted world:Alien: "I can help them deplete 5% of the world's population in the short term, this way, this planet can continue to survive.System 2d14 was frightened to tears: [No, don't! Lord host!]One day:System 099 was shocked: [Lord host, the record you set for completing one's first world has been br-broken by a rookie!]Big boss Huo Li raised an eyebrow in intrigue: [Oh? Who was it?]A certain alien happily thought that he was invincible among all carbon-based life-forms! Until...... he met a powerful psychic ability user!A horrified alien: "Hey! Why can't I control myself?"Powerful psychic controller gong x ultimate evolution of carbon-based organisms shouLoyal dog with a strong sense of responsibility gong x always pretending to be human black belly shouIn the beginning, there is a love-hate relationship and mutual dissing, later there is a pair of husbands cooperating to fight monsters~PS: Xiao Yi is a beautiful black haired youth when in human form.---T/n: This is purely translation, we do not own the novel and therefore, will not permit any retranslation of this work.
The little flower god and the emperor
Title: The little flower god and the emperorAlternative name: [小花神和帝君]Chapters: 15 + side storyLink: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3519386%27Tags: Yaoi, bl, fluff, gods, stoned-face ML, cheeky MC[this is a novel translation by dummytranslations, the author has given us permission to translate this novel]Description:Yue Lao was miserable. He felt like his pure imp-like soul had been tainted by the little Flower God, "You want to top the Emperor?""No," the little Flower God corrected, " I want to be topped by him."Yue Lao, "......Don't call me godfather anymore. I need to calm down."
The day we conquered the dragon castle(占领恶龙城堡那一天)
Author: 吕天逸chapters: 5(completed)link: http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=2635475This is a novel translation.Summary:The Elf Prince was abducted by the Dragon.The angry Elf King sent the finest warrior of the kingdom, Asa, to save the prince.Carter: "That fool Asa can't even tell apart the North, South, East and West."Asa was angry: "Who did you say is a fool?!"Elf King: "Can you tell apart North, South, East and West, Asa?"Asa: "I can't tell."Elf King: ...Thus the mage and the elf embarked on the brave path to save the Prince and overthrow the Dragon.Author: There are 2 CP! Carter is the gong[gong: seme/top in the relationship]Tags: Short story, BL, romance