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Super Mario and the Champion of Destruction, Vol. 1
A Super Paper Mario graphic novel!NOTE: The manga reads left to right.In the past, Mario has been called upon to save his kingdom many times before. After all, they don't call him 'Super' for nothing! But when a mysterious new villain enters the scene with a dark past and an even darker penchant for disaster, Mario and his friends may be facing the most difficult challenge they've ever seen. Armed with a prophetic book, The Dark Prognosticus, and a band of rogue misfits to do his bidding, this Count Bleck seeks to create a cataclysm that will destroy all creation!Joined by friends-and foes!-new and old, Mario sets out on a quest unlike any other-not to save a princess, but to stand against the dark prophecy and prevent all worlds from imminent and total destruction.Based on the original Nintendo title.*All artwork drawn by me, NintendoJedi. *
Donkey Kong
A short story. After an abused ape escapes from the local zoo, Mario must save his city - and the terrified Pauline - from its aggressive clutches. ***"A young 'Jumpman' saves the day?"Sixteen-year-old Mario has everything he could ask for: athletic talent, decent grades, a sense of humor - and he's not unpopular with the girls, either. But he doesn't want any old peaceful, planned future: Mario still dreams for a life of adventure!When an angry gorilla breaks out of the local zoo, he just might get his chance. The stubborn ape - called 'Donkey Kong' by frightened citizens - is terrorizing New Donk City's streets like any superhero's dream! But Mario's excitement at the rampaging escapade soon turns troublesome when Donkey Kong gives a taking eye to Mario's friend, the beautiful Pauline. What was meant to be a fun night out quickly becomes the girl's worst nightmare on the skyscrapers of New Donk City - in the clutches of a lovestruck ape!Brash, bold, and ready to roll, Mario seizes the chance he's been waiting for - to fight a monster, save a damsel, and be the hero.Based on the original Nintendo title and its sub-series, Mario vs. Donkey Kong.
Super Rebels: A Star Wars Rebels/Super Mario Crossover
After a crazy evil plan goes awry, two groups of heroes from different worlds must work together to set things right. A short novel.The following is a work of stupid geniusness concocted by a couple of nerdy fans, namely me and my sister. This is your ultimate Star Wars Rebels and Super Mario crossover adventure story that you probably never knew you wanted... so get ready and hold on tight!Featuring lots of dumb villains, unlikely scenarios, and stupidity. This was my only successful collaboration with another person, written by my sister and I. The Rebels and Mario's crew belong to their respective owners.
Castle Bleck Craziness
If you've ever wanted to see what REALLY happens at Castle Bleck on an average day, you're going to love this.A collection of short stories about Count Bleck and our favorite Five Bad Band: Nastasia, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi. Plus you never know who might make a guest appearance...Featuring lots of stupidity, not-so-brilliant schemes, and tons of parodies from an evilly dysfunctional 'family'. *Based off the original Nintendo title, Super Paper Mario. Most stories written by my sister, not me.*
Mushrooms & Hylians: Nintendo Jedi's Smash Gallery
A collection of my best Smashshots, featuring mostly Super Mario and Legend of Zelda characters. Featuring shots from Brawl onwards.
Majestic Thorin (and Other Funnies from The Hobbit)
Grab some popcorn Tolkien fans, because it's time to revisit your favorite place on Earth - the Middle of it!Presenting a collection of funny pictures, memes, and gifs from the Hobbit Trilogy by Peter Jackson; featuring loads of stupidity, hilarity, and outrageous majesty. Starring the famous internet sensation, Majestic Thorin, Not Majestic Kili, and the peasants of Middle Earth who gawk at the unshielded majesty.The Hobbit (and Majestic Thorin) not owned by me. NOW LAUGH!
Luigi's Stoopid Mansion
In the past, you have likely read many dashing tales of brave, fearless heroes. This is not one of those tales.Welcome to Luigi's Stoopid Mansion, a wonderful funhouse of hillbilly-ish ghouls, moldy pizza, bad singing and excitingly gruesome traps of death. The stoopidity is open 24/7 with no extra charge(as long as you don't mind losing your head while listening to annoying old guys repeat themselves twenty times). When a freakishly short fat guy becomes ANOTHER short fat guy's new wall ornament, you know something stoopid is about to go down... and that calls for a screaming, inexperienced and introverted hero to save the day... er, uh, night. Watch Luigi star as himself in the wonderfully uncut, terribly unedited version of his first REAL adventure... with a guaranteed scream every five seconds! (It's just an average night in paradise.)Now we'll get to the conclusion of this cheesy ad and BEG YOU ON HANDS AND KNEES to check out this stoopidly stoopid version of Luigi's Mansion like you've never seen it before... Based (loosely) on the original Nintendo title.Featuring loads of references, songs, possible cracks at random people, and as always, stoopidity.
Luigi's Beta Mansion
A short novel. A strange turn of events lands Luigi in the midst of a deadly game to find Mario inside a sinister house before it's too late. Based off beta elements from the original Nintendo tech demo, Luigi's Mansion. ***"Welcome to..."It's the worst night Luigi never had when he finds himself caught in a creepy mansion as he searches for his suddenly missing brother. Join Luigi and his Poltergust 400 as he catches flying fish, plays a dangerous game of capture the flag, receives presents from the doctor, explores a spooky forest, avoids horrifying bashers and a plethora of angry furniture, and faces the mysterious Elh. He's only got twenty four hours to find and rescue Mario... or become enslaved forever.Drawing off elements from E3 2001 and Spaceworld 2000's demos, Luigi's Beta Mansion is a wild and imaginative ride through what could have been... and maybe even with a ghostbusting sibling duo.
Super Mario Poetry
A collection of Super Mario poetry. Some are themed from various games and others are patterned after songs. All written by me, NintendoJedi.
Inspiring Quotes & Sayings
A collection of short sayings, quotes, and verses about relationships, life and more. Some are written by me and others taken from a variety of media, literature and elsewhere. Just pick it up and be encouraged!
Super Mario Sunshine
A novel. While vacationing with Princess Peach on a tropic isle, Mario and his new water jet pack, Fludd, must clear the island and Mario's name after he is framed for vandalism by a mysterious look-alike. ***"Dark days on Isle Delfino!"When Mario, Princess Peach, and her court arrive on tropic Isle Delfino for a relaxing getaway, things instantly don't go as planned. The always-sunny island is covered in an unusual darkness, and what's more, the place is covered with strange goop!But they soon discover it's only the beginning of their troubles. When Mario is accused of causing the problem, he is sentenced to clean the entire island of the pollution - but luckily, he won't have to do it alone. Armed with his new water jet pack, an artificially intelligent machine called Fludd, Mario gets down and dirty to clean Isle Delfino and find the Shine Sprites, the mysterious guardians of the Shine Gate responsible for restoring light to the island. But while the vacation has been put on hold, other things may lurk in the shadows... such as the mysteriously Mario-esque figure with a paintbrush who seems to have a strange obsession with Princess Peach.What was meant to be a relaxing vacation for the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom soon turns into another whirlwind adventure for Mario. Can he get to the bottom of this mess and restore the sunshine to the island - all while protecting the princess?Based on the original Nintendo title.
Funny Star Trek: TNG Gifs, Pictures, Etc.
Get ready to rejoin all your favorite TNG characters for all the ridiculous stuff you've been missing. All images from the Internet. Star Trek not owned by me. NOW LAUGH!
The Lord of the Smash: The Fellowship of the Smash
~ON HOLD~The first novel in a trilogy. After an ancient evil is discovered, Mario, Pikachu, and companions must embark on a dangerous quest to destroy it and save Smashland from the evil Lord Master Hand's return and his spreading Subspace army. Based off the bestselling series The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien.
Nintendo Jedi's Tags, Junk and Randomness
My tags, junk, and randomness. Here I'll write, possibly rant, and yap about the randomness going on in my fandom life as well as share pictures and videos. Also my tags will go here and did I mention it's very random??
Creazioni ~ Nintendo Jedi's Art Gallery
A collection of all my earliest artwork, featuring 95% drawings and whatever else I do that is mildly artistic. Most of them will be Nintendo related, but if I ever get around to it I may do movie artwork, nature, or who-knows-what else. Expect slow updates as I typically only draw in the summer.You can make suggestions or art requests; however, if you are not a close friend or you have bad timing I cannot guarantee you a picture. These are mostly just for fun things I do in spare time. I may also include illustrations for works of mine. Enjoy!Now also including random music to 'enhance the viewing experience'...Warning: the later drawings are better, the earlier ones are pretty bad, typically.
Super Smash Bros. Prose, Parodies and Poetry
A collection of my Nintendo literary works such as poems, songs, short stories, and more. Based off the Nintendo mashup series.
Crazy Mario Land
Whoever said that the Mario characters were 'boring' never read THIS book. Presenting a series of not-always-so-short stories about Super Mario and friends... sort of. You may laugh. You may cry. But don't expect anything normal.However, we can tell you to expect the Crazy and unexpected. Such as talking inanimate objects, time-defying specials, and always a healthy dose of idiot logic all wrapped up in the package known as Unwieldy Imagination. (This is the Mario tv show you never really had.)Starring mostly main series Mario characters, including: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, Toad, Bowser, Wario, Daisy, Waluigi, and more. Also featuring loads and loads of references, songs, and stupidity. Welcome to Crazy Mario Land! Read at the risk of your sanity. BUT EMBRACE THE CRAZY!!
Star Wars The Clone Wars: Stupid Story Album
Stupid stories revolving around your favorite three characters from The Clone Wars: Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka.
House of Huskies
A collection of Littlest Pet Shop short stories revolving around a family of huskies.
Luigi's Mansion
A novel. After mysteriously winning a mansion, Luigi must use his courage and his customized vacuum to fight ghosts and unlock the mansion's secrets in order to look for his brother who has gone missing. ***"...And the grand prize is... a big, haunted mansion?"Luigi isn't used to winning. So when he gets a mysterious letter claiming that he's won an enormous mansion, he naturally gets excited... but there's just one little catch. There's ghosts all over the place, and the house is haunted!To make matters worse, Luigi's older brother, Mario, was last seen going into the mansion and never coming out. Luigi hates ghosts - he's deathly afraid of them, in fact - but he soon discovers it's more complicated than that. According to a kind old scientist living nearby, the mansion doesn't even exist at all!It turns out that this inventor, Professor E. Gadd, has been studying the ghosts for some time - and passes on a useful weapon to help Luigi in his quest. The Poltergust 3000 is no ordinary vacuum: it's a wearable tool capable of capturing specters! Luigi isn't exactly known for his bravery, but he sets out into the dark house to discover the truth. Can he overcome his obstacles - including himself - and find Mario before it's too late?Based on the original Nintendo title.~This book won first place in @ZoeSpook's Fanfiction Awards 2018 contest!~