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In Castle Dimitrescu, only women can survive. At least temporarily. Everybody in the village knew this fact and all boys were told from early age to stay out from Alcina's property. This immortal and fearsome countess would never allow filthy man-things to visit her castle and kill them on spot when they come without permission. But what would happen if there is a situation that lady and her maids are not able to deal with? The story is about man named Mike who is sent to castle by Mother Miranda to do some important job.

(This is my first fanfiction I publish in the Internet. Just in case I say that I do not own the game and it's characters and nothing that is associated with it. Just watched the Youtube walkthrough of re8 and got an idea to write something and had free time to do so. Picture is taken from Pinterest and not mine also.
As English is not my primary language, forgive my my possible grammar mistakes and maybe too simple writing style.)

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