Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.
#1 in humor on 24.01.2018Picture this-You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day starts looking at his picture on the wall of the bedroom and ends with the same.One day you are standing near the window of your room and what you see next makes you freeze....You see your favourite singer ,your crush standing with a mug of coffee in his hand on the window of the room opposite to your bedroom.Dream come true, right?'Chashmish' is what he calls her. 'Rockstar' is what he prefers. What happens when two completely different worlds collide?Sparks?Explosion?ORLove with a solid taste of humor. Come fall in love with our crazy malhotra and his Fangirl❤--------*CONTAINS HINDI DIALOGUES*
Nerdy Dakota Evans makes the biggest mistake of her life by falling in love with her best friend, Aaron Ford. Despite coming from entirely different cliques in school, will their relationship have a chance?***In a high school where everyone belongs to cliques, nerdy and boyish Dakota Evans' friendship with basketball jock, Aaron Ford, becomes a big issue. Aaron's highly protective of Dakota and doesn't realize that she's in love with him. With their friendship eventually going on the rocks, will Aaron finally realize his true feelings for Dakota before it's too late?[[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]]
Highest ranking - #1 in Humor (24/12/2017) She is fire, he is an extinguisher. Both of them together personify craziness. Its a story of two best friends who are together since childhood and support each other in everything they do. What will happen when someone else comes to their life. Give it a shot. Cover credits - @The_shining_armor
This book has topics some people may find offensive....You have been warned!!!Now read the damn book and don't cry about some joke you don't like because no one wants to hear your damn opinion. Thanks, love you guys!!!
𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐍.𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄, 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━"𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗣𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗨𝗟?"ʜᴏᴡ?𝐇𝐎𝐖?𝙷𝙾𝚆? ̵̪͉̰̟̈́̋͑̃̌̿̅̈́̚̚H̵͓̻̳̗̟͗̿͂O̴̞̝͖̬͕͊̈́̊͑͒͋̒W̶̡̪̖̙͇̻̮̺̜̒̉̈̓̀̋̑͜?̷̰̟̬̙͓̏͆̎̃͌̊̆̎͠͠"𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗜 𝗦𝗔𝗬? 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗦." 𝐿𝑀𝒦 x op!𝐹𝐸𝑀!𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒟𝐸𝑅 ʜᴇxᴏʟᴏɢʜ
Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. -When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? *****When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her?[[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]]The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33)Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.
They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot)P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.(cover by @glueeater)
"So, let me get this straight. You stomped all over his paperwork?" She started. "Not intentionally, but yes," I confirmed it. "Threw a drink in his face?" She added. "Expensive red wine." I described. "Rammed into his car with yours deliberately?" she counted on her third finger. "Um...I'm not proud of that one," I said cringing. "And called him offensive names?" She ended the list and I winced. "Twice." I specified. "And you're still alive?" She blinked, looking genuinely surprised. "Geez, don't be dramatic or anything..." I frowned at her hyperbolic statement. "Maybe he's keeping you around to get revenge." She suggested. Possible. I wouldn't put it past him."I didn't know alright!" I exclaimed. "Let's hope that excuse is acceptable.." She was merely amused. "Working with my new boss is going to be a piece of work." **Synopsis: When the CEO of Signature Heights: Jensen Black, and a stubborn employee: Alexandra Brook, clash, it's a battle of wits & a war of perseverance. They are both dead set on making each other's lives hell, but when the story progresses they just might learn that first impressions could be deceiving. As circumstances reveal their true selves and opinions change, things could get complicated especially when suddenly feelings get involved. Who would be the first to concede?Maybe it's not that simple to forgive your archnemesis and maybe it'll result in some hilarious consequences... **Book 1 of a two-part series (completed).High Rankings: # Funny, # Humor, # Comedy, # Romance, #BillionaireAmazing book, I adore your writing style, and I really enjoyed these characters and story -ReaderFantastic story, believably flawed characters and deft humour makes for a very engaging read, I could barely put it down to feed my children -Reader **