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'We die in the dark so you can live in light.'
This book contains all the known SCP until now.Make sure to relax,take your time and have fun reading this book.Farewell,my sincere readers.
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Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.
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My FanGirl [HUMOR]โ
#1 in humor on 24.01.2018Picture this-You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day starts looking at his picture on the wall of the bedroom and ends with the same.One day you are standing near the window of your room and what you see next makes you freeze....You see your favourite singer ,your crush standing with a mug of coffee in his hand on the window of the room opposite to your bedroom.Dream come true, right?'Chashmish' is what he calls her. 'Rockstar' is what he prefers. What happens when two completely different worlds collide?Sparks?Explosion?ORLove with a solid taste of humor. Come fall in love with our crazy malhotra and his Fangirlโค--------*CONTAINS HINDI DIALOGUES*
Unholy Matrimony
Tobias and Talia are complete opposites, yet thrown together in an arranged marriage. Can they navigate married life in the wake of a terrible tragedy? ***** After being pressured into an arranged marriage to merge their families' companies, Talia and Tobias are stuck living together as husband and wife. Although they are both unhappy, neither tries to make the best of it. Tobias is too busy, and Talia is too distraught by the tragic death of her former fianceรฉ, Jason. But as time goes by and they spend more time together, an undeniable attraction develops between the two. Despite this, Tobias can't seem to see past his jealousy of Jason and accept Talia - and Talia, plagued by guilt, is unwilling to let Jason go. Are the two heading for better - or are they headed for far worse?[[word count: 50,000-100,000 words]]
50 Dark humor jokes!!!
This book has topics some people may find offensive....You have been warned!!!Now read the damn book and don't cry about some joke you don't like because no one wants to hear your damn opinion. Thanks, love you guys!!!
Crazy best friends (Humor) โ๏ธ
Highest ranking - #1 in Humor (24/12/2017) She is fire, he is an extinguisher. Both of them together personify craziness. Its a story of two best friends who are together since childhood and support each other in everything they do. What will happen when someone else comes to their life. Give it a shot. Cover credits - @The_shining_armor
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐.๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐. โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ"๐๐ข๐ช ๐ง๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ฌ๐ข๐จ ๐ฃ๐ข๐ช๐๐ฅ๐๐จ๐?"สแดแดก?๐๐๐?๐ท๐พ๐?ฬตฬฬอฬอฬฬฬฟฬ อฬชอฬฐฬHฬตอฬฟออฬปฬณฬฬOฬดออฬอออฬฬฬอฬฌอWฬถฬฬฬฬอฬฬฬชฬฬอฬปฬกฬฎฬบอฬ?ฬทฬอฬฬออ ฬอ ฬฬฬฐฬฬฌฬอ"๐ช๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐ก ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ? ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ฆ." ๐ฟ๐๐ฆ x op!๐น๐ธ๐!๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐ธ๐ สแดxแดสแดษขส
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[This story will be removed from Wattpad on June 16th]When luxury cruiseliner The Silver Queen finds giant, parasitic saber-tooths onboard, it's up to the captain's son to save both the ship, and all of humankind. ***** Sixteen-year-old Eidon Miller thinks his summer aboard his dad's Alaskan Cruise Ship is going to be boring - but when the ship comes across a lifeless vessel and they are forced to rescue the lone, bloodied survivor, things turn from boring to deadly. First the sea begins to boil beneath the ship. People start turning up dead - and then Eidon finds massive, bloody paw prints on deck. Something has awakened beneath the boiling sea and released monsters - giant, parasitic Sabertooths - that had been extinct from the earth for centuries. They've come out of the sea, onto the Silver Queen -- and they are hungry for blood. ** Book 2 in the Zombie Shark Highway universe **[[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]
How to Fall in Love โ
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Bad Boy Roommate โ๏ธโ๏ธ
after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious.and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett.[not edited...like at all]