I'm Not A Plant! [The Diaries Of An Asexual]

I'm Not A Plant! [The Diaries Of An Asexual]

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What do you call an expert archer with no interest in sex or romance? An aro ace arrow ace!

Welcome to my book about asexuality! It's sort of a mix between an information guide and a journal. I share a mix of my own personal experiences with a mix of informative and funny posts about life as an asexual.

No matter whether you fall under the asexual umbrella, are questioning your sexuality, or are just curious, I hope you find this book interesting!

[Cover by me]

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- Last updated at 13:09 11-02-2024

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