I Just Want To Follow The Plot!

Birth, Life, Death
It's something everyone has to go through, but one question I've always had was "What comes after that?"
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Zero is the living definition of someone who is good at everything. So much so that life had lost it's meaning for him.

So one day, god decided to throw a meteor right onto his house. Right, it just had to be his house, not any of the houses next to him.

"The hell?! Laozi was bored with life, but that didn't mean I gave up my will to live!"
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[System: Hello~ I'm Villain System 005 and my generous self has heard your prayers! Now come and be my host! Together, we shall explore the world beyond your imagination]

Zero: Hello, I would like to report a mental patient--

[System: Hey, how rude! Anyways, we have no time to waste! On we go, towards our journey to become the best pair of transmigrators!]

Zero: I have a thousand swear words to say and don't know where to start...
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Zero: So, I'm acting as a villain should act. Arrogant, selfish and mean.... So why is the ML trying to get close to me?

[System: Don't worry! He's probably trying to pretend to be weak and innocent, then ruthlessly kill you!]

ML: Wifey~ Where are you? I've made your favorite dish for dinner, okay? Why don't you come back so we could have a little talk!

Zero: ...
Zero: Once again, I am speechless by his massive brain hole...

System: Once again, I am speechless by how you managed to take the plot and not only run it over by a bulldozer, but also chuck it into the Pacific Ocean...
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