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Gucci Gang 😈

I'm so stupid it hurts But so are these idiots so aite Currently have over 15 drafted books on wattpad, 10 in docs, and like 20 oneshots in my notes so 😂 we'll see if this ever gets published or finished 🙌🏻🤙🏻🙏🏻 rockingOmg I'm publishing it 😂😂 someone kick me in the face (preferably Hyunjin but-) BASICALLY!!! A group chat and Instagram AU where Chan and Felix are online friends.Changbin and Chan work together and are roomies Jeongin is their bosses kidMinho and Hyunjin work at the same company are are friends Jisung works at the same company but isn't anyone's friend really more of an illusion they see when they need help Seungmin works there and just insults Hyunjin constantly And then Felix comes and brings them all together 🙂Romance blossoms 👁🐽👁
Your Glossy Lips | hyunho

Lee Minho loves glosses.Hwang Hyunjin is just thirsty.Or the au where Minho posts sexy pics of himself, especially while wearing lip glosses and Hwang Hyunjin is just his thirsty neighbor who follows him on Instagram and comments under all his posts. Top!HyunjinBottom!Minho

Betrayed by the humans she once cared and protected, Gatria's hatred knows no bounds. With the addition of the betrayal of the man she loves, her resentment was immeasurable that only the death of her betrayers could appease her grievance.Gatria was prepared to slaughter every human who would stand in her way, but it was not a human who stood in front of her to block her way of revenge- it was the man she once loved.Descendant of Sappher, Warlord Kar Drue.He was resolute and singled-minded and his only goal was to stop the Mistress of Nature. But unlike the Gatria from before who loved the warlord dearly, the Gatria now had no love left and was filled with immensurable rage that couldn't be quenched. If she had to slaughter a certain warlord to get her revenge, she would.She will show to the whole Azitera the fury of Queen Gatria Valen Balsatra, the Mistress of Nature who had just escaped her moonrite prison. And she will start her retribution by dawning a blood bath in Kingdom of Treterra. [ BOOK 2 OF AZITERA: YTHER'S QUEEN ] CECELIB | C.C.COVER: ASTRID JAYDEE
Their Innocent Flower

On Hiatus as working on other projects that better represent me as a writer, this book is honestly very cliche Wattpad so if that's what you like then go ahead lmao. Previously known as 'My Three Roommates'Delilah Hayle is an anxious 18-year-old who is starting college, when a mess-up with the dorm she was supposed to be staying in occurred she was placed in a quaint house off campus with 3 attractive men.The 3 men help Delilah experience things she's never experienced before, offering friendship and even love to her.#1 in Roommate ~ 29/09/21#1 in BDSM ~ 30/09/21#1 in Kink ~ 01/10/21#1 in BDSMRelationship ~ 01/10/21#2 in Poly ~ 04/10/21#3 in Education - 04/10/21#20 in Mature ~ 30/09/21#38 in Romance ~ 01/10/21I started writing this in the late July of 2021, however, I didn't upload the first chapter until September 24th, this book has been rapidly rising the ranks and growing in popularity since then, I try to answer comments as much as possible so impress me with something funny.P:S, I've had a few people say this book is similer to a few other books, I have looked at these books and the only similarity's we share is the roommates and poly thing, please don't go spewing shit in my comments about it
Scars || HyunSung (Ongoing)

A boy who lost his family and who once was like a bubble of sunshine turned into an almost emotionless boy who had lost the spark on his eyes returned when he met a certain boy the moment he step on the college life, and it all happened because of the school assigned roommates.Mwhehehehe Idk why but another story just came up on my mind even though I still have other stories to update(⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠).Started - 12/23/22Ended -
Four's Game (SEU, #1) [ongoing publication]

#1 Southeastern University SeriesNatosha Jackson is from the south-side slums of Ridgeport. She's your average bookworm and mathematic fanatic. To pay her dues to the dean of students, she is hand-picked to tutor one of the most notorious football players at Southeastern University, Matteo Four Wittstock. In the town of Ridgeport, the Wittstocks are well-known wealthy people from the north side. Although Natosha wants nothing to do with Four's lifestyle and womanizing tendencies, she finds herself falling into the temptations of lust. While she wrestles with this new fiery excitement in her life, Four becomes enamored deeper than he ever imagined. No one expects the rocky twists and turns that bring these two people together but Four loves a good challenge. And when a game is this good, he's more than ready to play. ***The Southeastern University Collection shows the lives of young adults as they enter, survive and finish off their university experience. The students attending this university are not only dealing with keeping up their GPAs and attending student union meetings. These students are battling ties with addiction, exploring their sexuality, and embarking on past and present family burdens. ****** These works cannot be read as a standalone. *** WARNING: THIS STORY IS 18+ AND CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE AND MATURE CONTENT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. STARTED: 7/10/2020Completed. 2022
Mr. Mafia And Mrs. CEO

[BEING RE-WRITTEN RN]Book one in the D'Angelo Series What happens when two worlds of arrogance meet? Bella is the dream of any man, tall, beyond gorgeous. People say beauty is dangerous, but the power Bella has in her mind is worse. She runs her business empire alone, she's number one and she'd do anything to stay there. Ace is a arrogant heir to the Italian mafia. He needs a queen to take his place as king, what happens in one elevator ride where he decides he wants Bella and only Bella. What happens in that one elevator ride that Bella wants to destroy him?In Aces mind its simple. Force her into a marriage. But everything doesn't go his way............."I will fuck you against this desk for everyone to hear if you don't shut that pretty mouth of yours," he pauses and looks at me, a small smirk making its way onto his lips, his hand on my thigh moving higher by the slightest bit. "But you'd probably like that wouldn't you?" He asks with a light scoff and I roll my eyes before turning my head to face the other way. I hate when he's right. ..........Highest rankings so farReached #1 in loveReached #1 in snarkyReached #1 in Mafia Reached #1 in business Reached #1 Don Reached #1 Romance Reached #1 RichReached #1 Power

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