Warning! These jokes can be very dark and messed up. Some can considered inappropriate. If you're not into that kind of stuff, please don't read this. Note: I don't own all the jokes. Some I made up, others I read.
#1 in humor on 24.01.2018Picture this-You are a huge fan of a singer from your favourite band. Your day starts looking at his picture on the wall of the bedroom and ends with the same.One day you are standing near the window of your room and what you see next makes you freeze....You see your favourite singer ,your crush standing with a mug of coffee in his hand on the window of the room opposite to your bedroom.Dream come true, right?'Chashmish' is what he calls her. 'Rockstar' is what he prefers. What happens when two completely different worlds collide?Sparks?Explosion?ORLove with a solid taste of humor. Come fall in love with our crazy malhotra and his Fangirl❤--------*CONTAINS HINDI DIALOGUES*
Nerdy Dakota Evans makes the biggest mistake of her life by falling in love with her best friend, Aaron Ford. Despite coming from entirely different cliques in school, will their relationship have a chance?***In a high school where everyone belongs to cliques, nerdy and boyish Dakota Evans' friendship with basketball jock, Aaron Ford, becomes a big issue. Aaron's highly protective of Dakota and doesn't realize that she's in love with him. With their friendship eventually going on the rocks, will Aaron finally realize his true feelings for Dakota before it's too late?[[word count: 90,000-100,000 words]]
This book has topics some people may find offensive....You have been warned!!!Now read the damn book and don't cry about some joke you don't like because no one wants to hear your damn opinion. Thanks, love you guys!!!
Highest ranking - #1 in Humor (24/12/2017) She is fire, he is an extinguisher. Both of them together personify craziness. Its a story of two best friends who are together since childhood and support each other in everything they do. What will happen when someone else comes to their life. Give it a shot. Cover credits - @The_shining_armor
𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓, 𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐊𝐄𝐄𝐍.𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄, 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━"𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗣𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗨𝗟?"ʜᴏᴡ?𝐇𝐎𝐖?𝙷𝙾𝚆?̵̪͉̰̟̈́̋͑̃̌̿̅̈́̚̚H̵͓̻̳̗̟͗̿͂O̴̞̝͖̬͕͊̈́̊͑͒͋̒W̶̡̪̖̙͇̻̮̺̜̒̉̈̓̀̋̑͜?̷̰̟̬̙͓̏͆̎̃͌̊̆̎͠͠"𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗖𝗔𝗡 𝗜 𝗦𝗔𝗬? 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗙𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗘𝗦." 𝐿𝑀𝒦 x op!𝐹𝐸𝑀!𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒟𝐸𝑅 ʜᴇxᴏʟᴏɢʜ
Grace wants to prove herself by making the men's hockey team at her new school. Will a rivalry with the captain - or an attraction between them - get in the way? ***** When Grace Gillman moves to California, she's determined to play hockey -- even if that means making a place for herself on her new school's only team. But Sebastian Evans doesn't want a girl on the men's team, even if she's a great player. He's convinced she'll distract the other boys and cost them their shot at the championship - and with it, his only chance at a scholarship to his dream college. But despite his icy attitude towards her, he can't help but feel a connection building between them - which quickly gets complicated when he learns she has eyes for someone else. Will they remain rivals on the rink, or will things heat up between them?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot)P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.
after a prank gone terribly wrong, hayden jones is sent across country to caldwell academy, a school for the bitchy, the dangerous and the rebellious.and if that wasn't bad enough, it becomes much worse when hayden is accidentally put in the male dormitory, landing her in a room with the school's notorious heartbreaker, chase everett.[not edited...like at all]