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A Ballistic Adventure! (Shantae Half Genie Hero x Whitty Male Reader)
Surely some of us know about Scuttle Town, its guardian half-genie Shantae, her friends, her foes and her tales. But...what if someone else tagged along? Meet Y/n Whitmore, a scholar, mountaineer and treasure with a short fuse. How much will Shantae's adventures change with some bombing here and there? Will there be love for the Ballistic? Stay tuned to find out!Shantae Half Genie Hero and Whitty belong to their rightful owners.I own nothing but the story.
Azur Lane - The next one who nukes the mainland, gets cleaning duty!
The admiral's fleet isn't known for it's sensitivity. Scientists to this day still wonder why.-Spiritual successor to "The next one who attempts to marry me, gets detention!" Slightly inspired by "Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army" and similar lists.Prone to dark humour. Lots of tasteless jokes.Playfully testing the limits of what "rated T" means.
Suicide Buddies
"My mother once told me there are three, and only three, truly defining moments in your life.One: When you don't know.Two: When you realize you don't know.Three: When you know.This is about the third one."---Angel Young is going to die.Or at least he thought so. But when he prepares himself for the fall of the 7 stories, he gets a strange call that suddenly stops him.Haruki Nakamura is going to die.Or at least he plans on it. But right when he looks down the face of his open bedroom window, he decides to give life one last shot to keep him around.When a wrong call to the right person turns both of the boys' deteriorating lives towards each other, they make a pact to put off their deaths for one year in a last promise they will give their world one more chance before saying goodbye. And if at the end of it they still can't find reason to go on, they'll both fall together.After all, if they can't save themselves, then they can at least try to save each other.[AVAILABLE ON AMAZON PAPERBACK & KINDLE][COMPLETED][≈350,000 WORDS][#2 IN ASIAN][#9 IN DARK HUMOR][#13 IN SLOWBURN][#22 IN GAY][#41 IN FRIENDSTOLOVERS]
Soft Childe (YN x Childe Genshin Impact)
What happens when the soft voiced librarian assistant catches the eye of the one and only Tartaglia?
Kings of Misrule (Violent Delights Book 8)
Christmas 1411. Ailing King Henry IV of England must choose which of his sons will go on campaign to France the coming spring. And so, he summons his family to Kenilworth Castle, for the Christmas feast days, which are about to be fraught with scheming. The cast includes his new wife who is step mother to his grown children, his power hungry oldest son, his untrustworthy illegitimate brother, the kidnapped Scottish king, and an entire castle full of vengeful ghosts. After a lifetime of war Henry isn't suited to peace. Nor is his family.It's going to be a very long two weeks.Inspired by true events. Trigger/Content Warning: Family issues throughout. Some strong language. A character briefly suffers PTSD flashbacks. Some mild gore. Some irreverent humor regarding a hated character's illness. Some brief sexuality. Suggestive dialogue regarding a character's sexual promiscuity. Some intense family arguments. Alcohol use throughout.
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A play I made as an outside of school project that I hope you enjoy reading. :)โ ๏ธ WARNINGS: Swearing, Slightly Suggestive, Gay โ ๏ธSetting:World War 1, France and GermanyCharacters:Nathan - A 21-year-old British soldier.Leon - A 26-year-old German solider.Eliza - Nathan's older sister.Fritz - Leon's best friend. He is a 25-year-old German soldier with a very judgemental character.Ludwig - A middle-aged English spy pretending to be a Lieutenant.Hans - Colonel Hans. A middle- aged German man.***Played by actors at a theatre: 16th September 2023Released(on here): 1st October 2023Started: 1st June 1023Finished: 27th July 2023
Arshi FF: Another Chance With You
My take on what IPKKND would be like if Khushi got to go back in time (to a universe where her life starts out slightly different than the original time) from the second wedding track, only Arnav didn't come to the wedding in time because of the accident. There are a few differences in the new life and it starts off a bit earlier than when they first meet in the first life.
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I Thought So [Yancy x reader Fan-fic]
You gently placed your hand on top of his, slowly rubbing his knuckles with your thumb. This is nice. It's wonderful sitting here, just talking to someone who knew what you were going through. No sympathy. It was just a mutual understanding between two people. Yancy scooped up your hand and cradled it with his own. With flushed faces, you both looked into each others eyes-- smiles mirroring each other. "I just wanted t' let youse know dat, you-- youse is not alone. Not anymore," He whispered while gripping your hands tightly. "You're not alone either, Yancy," you spoke equally soft, "I'll always be here for you." Yancy's lip started to quiver. Never, not once in his life, was he told that. He quietly laughed, tears forming in his eyes, "I thought so."_____Updates two to three times a week**SLOW BURN!!**Written and Edited by: Radi0ph0bia
Athanasia's Journey To Falling Inlove
Quick summary: Athanasia De Alger Obelia A cute and adventurous girl who's also known as the crown princess finally reach her coming of age. But at that same time she announced that "I don't have any interest in this throne! I rather would like to adventure this world to know it's secrets!" She said. Her father respected this decision of hers and told her to come home at the age of 20. Now how will our young princess Journey go????[Also Some Random Crossovers]
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Ghostly Pranks And UA Tricks
this is an angst free (nvr mind there be angst)ghosty izu storyIzu's friends are: cats, Shinso(can't see or hear ghosts), Toga(can see and hear ghosts), Kota(can't see or hear ghosts but cats can translate) of course, our favorite coffee loving hero, dadzawa!(can't see or hear ghosts, suspects that at least something is following him and has come to accept it as it makes his job easier and he works less so therefore more sleep for him), and more. I don't own mha or mha characters but I do own the cats and any characters that I make up!
Trouvaille
Johnny had only three things to worry about his job, his house and his two sons Mark and Donghyuck. He had given up on finding love for himself, when a certain bartender walks into his life. Will Ten be able to make him believe in love or will he be one of the many Johnny let go.Highest ranks:#1 tenchittaphon#5 fluffmaybe
When We Met
The eldest children of the Mittal family and the Singhal family, Miraya and Ruhaan, are the subject of this tale. Despite the fact that their families are planning their wedding, neither of them wants to wed. then they cross paths at a wedding. Sparks fly, arguments arise, but they inevitably end up being friends.You'll be taken on a journey through their love story by this tale. from having a bad first impression to eventually falling in love.So if you're looking for a lot of drama, passion, and compatibility - the essence of their love-look no further.
A page away.
This compilation of gothic thrilling stories are made to widen your imaginations and fantasy based on the horror genre.The short stories are crafted in such a way to keep you on your ten toes.The pages would be seaming with mystery at each turn you take.The unaware victims would remind you of the carefree nature of people in their everyday life.The watching murderer or planned sequence would show that what has ro happen has to.That was the reason for horror in the first place.Filled with cases of paranormal activities to keep your sixth sense active.Watch out for A page away,Book2.
Where's that Vampire Too? โ๏ธ
Alexandrya De Vendetta was not like other girls, she didn't normally get this bothered by a vampire, but she was starting to twitch each time he opened his fang filled mouth or didn't care when she stabbed him with a butter knife. An "Ow!" Would surely be common curtsey to any wound she inflicted, she had her superhuman strength and vampire hunter reputation to keep up. Devon, UK was usually so quiet, all the sound the vampires made was "Poof."Ever so slightly nonsensical and fast paced vampire hunter parody, staring a teenager who would rather have something else to do with her life. Like eat a vat of paella. Enter Paul shouting:"Was that an alien? It bloody is!" Enjoy if you dare.© All Rights Reserved
Groom's Day
Clyde has been patient. And he hasn't been feeling like himself lately. But what can a dead man do, except wait?This short story was an entry in the Freeze-Dried Fiction Contest with Margaret Atwood.
Project Psycho
What would happen if a psychopath a sociopath and a masochist are all tied up on a really toxic relationship? A sudden deathOur lovely and not so energetic protagonist is a girl named Rezia Kurosaki, she has a mental illness called Masochism.A Masochist is a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation.In a more simple term, she likes to get hurt no she loves to get hurt all the times by someone she cares about or someone she likes. Rezia being a masochist was a bad news for the owner of the school that she was transferring to with her best friend and in order to keep her 'uncleanness' to herself the owner named 'Hirou a student at his own school proceeds to help her with her 'needs' by some odd method,BullyingHe thought that if he keeps bullying the girl she would eventually crumble up and disappear into oblivion far far away from his school, pretty stupid if you ask me. As Hirou continues to bully Rezia his best friend Kei was starting to notice something odd about his behavior and wanted to know what he was up to, And that was the start of a weird and chaotic tragedy
Into The Darkness
Cameron is a normal teenage boy. One night on Cameron's way home he is attacked by a notorious serial killer. Cameron awakes in a hospital to discover his whole life has turned upside down. Cameron has been turned into a vampire. In a world where vampires and humans are at war Cameron must hide his new identity to save his own life. Can Cameron keep the human side of him or will his new demonic nature take over?
Broken Queen
A princess who was disfigured long ago in a mysterious event runs away from her home upon finding her sister will soon become the queen.
SouthPark Oneshots
ROMANTIC Ships:-Creek-Style-Dip-Bunny-Stendy-Bendy(CURSED) ROMANTIC Southpark ships (I'll only do if its crack)-Kyman (Kyle and Cartman)-Cutters (Cartman and Butters)-Crutters (Craig x Butters)-Can (Cartman x Stan) -Cartbe (Cartman x Bebe)-Damietta (Damien x Henrietta)-Candy (Cartman x Wendy)-Liela (Sheila x Liane) -Joekid (Jimmy x Clyde x Tolken) -Stylenny (Stan x Kyle x Kenny)-Styleman (Stan x Kyle x Cartman)-K2 (Kyle x Kenny)Platonic/as friends ships:-Cartman x Kenny-Wendy x Bebe-Timmy x Jimmy-Clyde x Tolkien -Pip x Estella-Stan x Kyle-Craig x Stan-Kyle x Bebe-Kenny x Craig-Craig x Clyde-The main 4-Craig's gang-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not like other girls, I'm like better or something
Haylee is your average teenage girl: pretty, pretty dumb, and pretty in love. When she meets bad boy Jacob, while in already in a relationship, things take an unexpected turn. Follow her through this story narrated by the heroine, who isn't like other girls, or something. Please note that this story is to be taken lightly.
Down Under Fire
After her life falls apart, Niki moves to Perth, Australia to stay with her best friend - and start a new life for herself. Everyone's expectations get destroyed upon her arrival - even her own. Will Niki be able to escape her past and stay safe? Will her new friends be able to support her as she deals with health repercussions? Will she ever be able to communicate with her roommate's handsome (but mute) cousin? Delve into Niki's world-without-sight and find out if she can survive being hunted down.****Best Rankings:๐#1 - adorabolicle ๐#2 - Pureromance๐#2 - Blindgirl๐#14 - Sightless ****Author's note:I'd LOVE to know what you think! Message me and comment anytime - I'll try my best to update once a week!