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Sarcasm - Alec Lightwood
Charlie Fray is Clary Fray's twin sister and they couldn't be more different. When they are dragged into the shadow hunter world Charlie meets the sarcastic and blunt Alec Lightwood. This story is changed slightly so please do not take any offence by any storyline or character changes.I own none of the characters apart from Charlie any things that seem familiar go to Cassandra Clair any different plotline including Charlie or another character are mine. This book covers seasons 1-3 and when I started writing this book I was young and so it gets better the more you read because now I can write.
Sarcasm → James Potter
James Potter might have thought he was in love with Lily Evans but he was yet to meet Eve Brooks. The shy Ravenclaw didn't mean to get hit by the bludger but James was glad she did, otherwise he wouldn't have caught her and fallen in love with her emerald green eyes. And despite his sarcastic nature, he was determined to make her fall in love with him before the year ended; In a way he never could with Lily Evans.⋅⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅"I'm going to make Eve Brooks fall in love with me.""Goodluck with that mate, she's like a ghost, that one."⋅⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅©Disclaimer: I do not own, in any way, any part of the Harry Potter franchise. This belongs J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros and respective producers. I only own my created characters that have not been originally stated within this franchise.
The Bro Code (Wattpad Books Edition)
WATTPAD BOOKS EDITION.Some rules were made to be broken.As a certified stand-up bro, Nick Maguire knows that some things in life are sacred: Do not skip ab workouts. Never back down from spicy foods. And always accept the outcome of Rock, Paper, Scissors. For these are the revered doctrines of The Bro Code, rules of conduct that have been passed down through the ages from bro to bro. Heading into his senior year, Cassidy High's star soccer player has his priorities straight and intends to spend his time playing sports, hanging out, and living by the code. But when his best bro Carter's sister Eliza returns from studying overseas, the awkward, academic girl Nick remembers is different. Carter might be Nick's bro, but Eliza becomes his whole world-and he has to make a choice between them. Is being with the girl of your dreams worth breaking the most important rule: never date your best friend's sister? Somehow, Nick never expected that following The Bro Code may have even bigger consequences than breaking it.
𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌━︎━︎ W. Maximoff ✓︎
𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌|❝Are you ever serious?❞ ❝Sweetheart, serious is overrated. Sarcasm is the way to go.❞𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐱𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐀𝐠𝐞 𝐎𝐟 𝐔𝐥𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧―︎𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐖𝐚𝐫@𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐚𝐬
Fluent Sarcasm
This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl
✔︎| 𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐚𝐬𝗺 • 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘥
[𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄] -•𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌:𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐎𝐂𝐊 𝐎𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐘𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐓•IN WHICH two lost souls find each other through kicking some alien ass and saving their parents in the process(𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙓 𝙛𝙚𝙢! 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧)𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕: 𝟘𝟛/𝟛𝟘/𝟚𝟙𝖿𝗒𝗂 𝗒/𝗇'𝗌 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝗇𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝖾
sarcasm
"Hating people consume a lot of energy I just pretend they are dead""Sarcasm is how I hug"" I wasn't this sarcastic , it took many years dealing with assholes to become this good at it."Here :sarcastic comment remarkscomebacks are served fresh daily .
Float
It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! With a bestselling book by WWBG, a captivating Webcomic on Webtoon, and a film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios, you can read, scroll, or watch - there's an experience for everyone to dive into Waverly and Blake's journey. *****In order to fit in during her summer visit to a beachside town, Waverly must take swimming lessons from Blake, the moody (but gorgeous) lifeguard next door. ***** Seventeen-year-old Waverly Lyons is from Alaska. She doesn't do sun. But after her divorced parents can't agree on who gets to have her for the summer, Waverly gets shipped off to Holden, Florida, to spend a couple months with her aunt, Rachel. There's one minor hiccup: Blake Hamilton, Rachel's seventeen-year-old neighbor. He's athletic, outgoing, arrogant, tan, and pretty much Waverly's exact opposite. She's eager to avoid him at all costs, hoping to fit in with the other kids in Holden without drawing too much attention to herself. But when Blake discovers that Waverly has been hiding the rather embarrassing secret that she can't swim, he does the unthinkable: He offers to teach her.[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Sarcasm 101
A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :)A taste of what's in this book:Random Person" What are you doing here!?"Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here."#12 in Random 09-04-17Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners.Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤
SARCASM ♔ тнє вяєαкƒαѕт ¢ℓυв ♔ 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯 𝘉𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳
"You know Bender being a dick won't make yours any bigger" I sniggered holding eye contact with him.He smirked as he wandered over to me until he stood right in front of me, his hands on my thighs. His face came close to mine as he asked-"You free tomorrow?""No. I'm expensive"𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦.𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘚𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥.𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘺𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬.𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘣𝘪-𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘳, 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘢𝘺.[WARNING STRONG LANGUAGE THROUGHOUT]Credits for the cover go to @pretty_little_moon=Highest ranks=1# in Clairestandish1# in Johnbender1# in tbc1# in thebreakfastclub1# in 80s2# in Brianjohnson4# in Andrewclark5# in Detention
The Locker Exchange
The Locker Exchange is becoming a film and will be adapted by Wattpad WEBTOON Studios and Leone Film Group. Stay tuned for updates!*****The Locker Exchange is now published as a Paperback and E-book by Wattpad Books!As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Wattpad Original Edition and Wattpad Books Published Edition here upon purchase.Thank you so much for your support! *****When Brynn finds herself accidentally sharing a locker with a misunderstood and popular bad boy, she can't help being pulled into a high-stakes mystery. *****After discovering her newly assigned gym locker has no back wall -- so she's stuck staring at the shirtless abs of the school's resident bad boy, Kyler Fellan, almost every time she opens it -- Brynn Cadence does what anyone would do: she tries to pretend like everything is normal. But soon enough, she catches herself laughing at his flirtatious jokes and searching for his eyes in the crowds of the halls or lunch room. What she doesn't know, however, is falling in love with Kyler Fellan comes with more danger and drama than she realizes...[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Sarcasm 101
I think the title explains a pretty good chunk of it. This is where I'll write my thoughts and ideas on the main topic: sarcasm. And I am pretty damn skilled if I do say so myself.
Sarcasm (cake mpreg )
The popular Luke Hemmings is a sassy person. Always dripping with sarcasm. And one day the new kid arrives. Luke wants to make him his. And he does.But theres a twist to it.a baby.orwhere calum get luke pregnant.
Sarcasm | sope , Yoonseok
[Voice Note Sent] •12secs'' Pfft ,, dude you sound very noisy and irritating '''' oh really? ''sope texting auYoongi receives a message from his fiance. J.hoseokhoseok can't figure out if yoongi is on heavy dose of sarcasm or no.
Playing By The Rules
What happens when an arrogant hockey star falls for an honor student that only wants to stay away from trouble? On the ice, Caleb Dawson is unstoppable, but his talent alone might not be enough to win Jennifer's heart, especially when his bad boy reputation is exactly what she's not looking for... *****Jennifer Beckett is academically gifted, but while she may seem flawless in the classroom, she spends her life hiding her insecurities. Boy trouble is the last thing she would want to get involved in, so when she collides with Caleb Dawson, the cocky and self-centered hockey player that everyone worships, Jennifer can't get away fast enough. The problem is, the two of them keep gravitating toward each other. Does Caleb have what it takes to be in a relationship, despite his arrogance from being one of the best teenage hockey players in America? And can Jennifer see past her own issues to give him - and herself - a chance?[[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]Cover designed by Ray Gardener
Sarcasm-Five Hargreeves x Reader (The Umbrella Academy)
Y/N let out a dry laugh before she held up the sandwich and took a bite out of it, unable to hold back the smile that graced her features at the good taste."Hey, you're actually right for once. It's delicious," Y/N said, finishing the rest of the sandwich in the next few minutes. "Good. You're going to need your energy anyway. We have to go somewhere. It's a little important," Five said, clicking his fingers on the counter."Alright. I'm gonna go brush my teeth. The one thing I actually hate more than you is the smell of peanut butter."Five furrowed his brows, leaning back on his chair. "Really?""Yeah. Why do you think I called you dog breath all the time?"Five, was to say, unimpressed.~~~~~~~~~~~~~Season One ✔️Season Two✔️~~~~~~~~~~~~~Status: Writing Season 3 ;)1 on Wattpad
insults nd sarcasm
For all those people out there ( me ) who has some certain people that they HATE a lot. This is the book for you. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED:This book is just ideas of insult and sarcasm, not to really insult you.Ps: don't kill me
Sarcasm (Stiles x reader)
This is a stiles x reader fanfic.You and your pack were hunted and you were split up from them. Fighting rows of hunters on your own left you broken against a tree slowly dying. Two boys came to your rescue and took you to a safer place.After finding out that your original pack had disbanded, Scott invited you into his. What will happen next?Ps just a short one 😂
![It's Called Sarcasm [1] ⌲ Twombly](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/81458515.jpg "It's Called Sarcasm [1] ⌲ Twombly")
It's Called Sarcasm [1] ⌲ Twombly
❝ That's like the oldest line in the book. ❞❝ It's called sarcasm, sweetheart. Look it up. ❞_in which Stuart Twombly dorms next door to a sarcastic coffee addict[COMPLETED MAY 28, 2017]
Sarcasm At Its Best!|✔
If ya'll are in the mood for a lighthearted cray cray vibe, well jump on the wagon and read on. A book on sarcastic moments almost all of us get one way the other.#2-GAGS#301-HILARIOUSDISCLAIMERNot all material belongs to me. Credit to all their awesome owners. Enjoy xo.
YOURS INSANELY
Elijah Norman, the heir of Norman &Co, is the dream of every girl who believes in the phrase 'tall, dark and handsome'. At the age of 28, he's got it all. Money, looks, fame, and power, you name it and he has it, girls worship the ground he walks at and he discards them like tissue paper after giving them just a taste of himself and leaving them wanting more. Cold, dark, and arrogant he cares for no one except one thing, the position of CEO which comes with a price he doesn't want to pay.Happy, sarcastic, funny, and carefree, are the words that pretty much sum up Hannah Evans, She is the epitome of craziness and a total drama queen. Being the only daughter of a businessman, people expect her to be a rich bitch but often find her the complete opposite of the stereotypical image they've created, mainly because... she's a tomboy. Looking for her father's approval and trying to prove her worth in his eyes, is she willing to marry a complete stranger she hasn't even met? So join Elijah and Hannah in their journey to find out what fate has to offer.Note: give it a try and you won't regret it.WARNING:It will contain occasional use of strong language, and explicit and mature content, also, this story has grammatical errors and typo mistakes.Yours Insanely: Copyright © 2019. All Rights Reserved
Sarcasm And Sassy Sayings✔
Sarcasm.Comebacks, sarcastic answers and etc..: Also I skipped number 80-89 and something else and only noticed after publishing.
Insults and Sarcasm
Do I really need a description for this? The title is self explanatory. Unless you're that stu-I'm gonna save the insults for the book.
mischief and sarcasm
stiles is done with beacon hills, done with the pack and done with old memories. he can't handle the prolonged stares from former best friends. he can't take how people either tiptoe around him or just try punch him. so. like any teenager. he runs away from his problems. now he's found himself in new york and a certain group of heros are out for his head. he is just minding his business with his pet pigeon patrick. not to mention he keeps smoking. (i own none of these characters)
Sarcasm
Sara, oh dear Sara, if you only knew your brother... If you only knew who you are...This story takes place before Lucy's arrival, before Lisanna's 'death and before 'Loke''s arrival. (basically Natsu, Gray and Erza are kids)Random Fairy Tail fanfic, not sure if there's gonna be a love interest, if there is, I'm not sure who. Enjoy your reading, or don't, if you don't just don't read, if you do, do what you want, and now I'm rambling, so I'm gonna stop.
Dialogue Prompts: Sarcasm | ✔
(Completed)Sarcastic dialogue prompts! Most of these are pretty funny!
The unknown princess(Dark Link X Reader)
Dark was going to sneak in the castle of Hyrule to cause trouble, but then he was stopped by Link,they fought,and then Zelda came running to Link and that is when Dark saw a girl named y/n.The legend of Zelda characters belong to the creator and none of the characters belong to me