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Sans' Punny Book of Puns
Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe.These are very cringe-worthy.
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punny texts [✔️]
hoseok sends yoongi a pun everyday in hopes to make him smile. short chapaterslower case intended started:;O5/O4/2O17finished:; 28|O6|2O17
You're So Punny
[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.]Corny JokesCheesy Pick Up LinesBad PunsWe have it all~Completed[None of these are mine unless I say so][CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
Dawn the Lopunny VS Alola (Soft Lopunny Vore)
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING BOOK CONTAINS SOFT VORE (consuming prey whole) AS WELL AS FATAL VORE MEANING THE PREY DO NOT SURVIVE. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED.This book is based around my lovely lop queen Dawn and her quest to vore every pokémon species in Alola! Each chapter will be a different pokémon. Hope you guys enjoy!Pokémon is owned by Nintendo and GameFreak. Dawn is my voremon OC.The art used to make the cover for this story is by BootyFox: https://www.deviantart.com/bootyfox
The Punny Hero (Remastered) Bnha x Undertale
Sans didn't deserve the things that have been done to him. He was terrified, tortured, and thrown into a situation no one should be in. But now he has a purpose, to make sure no one goes through what he did ever again. (I started this story before, but then I lost my account and I'm finally starting it again)If you want to get teasers/sneak peeks of chapters before they're published, join the discord! You can also debate, power scale, post theories, or just chill. A link to the server is on my profile.Season 1: 10 Chapters LongSeason 2: 20 Chapters LongSeason 3: 48 Chapters LongSeason 4: In Progress (24 chapters planned)Season 5: Not StartedSeason 6: Not StartedSeason 7: Not StartedSeason 8: Not StartedSeason 9: Not StartedSeason 10: Not StartedSeason 11: Not StartedSeason 12: Not Started
Mrs.Styles?! { Harry Styles }
"All I remember is being a plain, acne faced sixteen year old girl. What do you mean I'm married and above all to some 'band member'?!" (Currently major editing ) Amazing cover by @-lukeass
My Punny Book
Just my own puns that pop up in my mind or I was bored.Those puns would probably make you cry from laughing :)Anyway, let start with first pun.Updates will be at random time.(sorry if I stole some puns from other books becuase I am not sure if I create or not.)
BEAUTY IN DEATH | nico di angelo
"I will be by your side until we no longer are in this existence, I will be by your side until the Apollo stops rising the sun, until Artemis stops rising the moon, I will be by your side until my last breath, until you tell me otherwise, Nico Di Angelo."IN WHICH, a son of Hermes sees beauty in a person others fearedOR IN WHICH they were two damaged boys trying to help the other heal(NICO DI ANGELO X MALE OC)[eventual Nico Di Angelo x oc x Will Solace](THE TITAN'S CURSE-BLOOD OF OLYMPUS)
Pretty Punny
Writing this was my respunsibility!A book full of puny jokes! Hope you all enjoy!It's also about anti-gravity because you just can't put it down!
BORN TO DIE | aiden clark
"He had the awkward tenderness of someone who has never been loved and is forced to improvise." IN WHICH two neighbors meet only to be thrown into a world that was the opposite of their own and forced to battle for their lives every night alongside five othersORIN WHICH kaia and aiden were born to live and die within their dreams(AIDEN CLARK X FEMALE OC)(WEBTOON SERIES)(SCHOOL BUS GRAVEYARD)
What About Me? - A Velvetfrost & Eggpire Story
Extended Summary: When Velvet joins the DSMP, he finds out about his past friend's, Antfrost's, activities in the Eggpire. Velvet tries to bring him out. However, Antfrost isn't having it and begins ignoring him. Velvet doesn't particularly like that and continued persisting, not letting this matter go. They keep arguing with each other, reminiscing about the past and bonding as this platonic relationship slowly changes into the expected...Shortened Summary: Cake fight against egg for cat :)
Don't Forget Me... - A Velvetfrost and Eggpire Story
A sequel to What About Me? ;)Extended Summary: It's been a year since the Egg has been taken down, and Ant and Red have been thriving side by side, living a happy yet exciting life. It was all perfect. Until Puffy delivered the news; the Egg has returned. A new era has begun, and our favourite couple, along with a few friends, were determined to stop it. But as soon as they reencountered with the old nemesis, everything went down hill. Insanity, heartbreaks, manipulation, violence, tears, and even a gem that gave Ant unique mind reading powers... Ant just wants to live with his friends and Red happily, but that'll prove to be difficult. Shortened Summary: The Egg has returned so the Cat and Cake are back at in again + a few new characters :)
punny harry potter puns
these are some of the most common puns and puns you may have never herd in you harry potter lifeYou can you be the annoying friend in the group by using these puns all day every day.
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The Punny Hero: Volume 2 [Bnha x Undertale]
Seasons 3 and 4 of The Punny Hero can be found here.Izuku is gone and Sans has to get used to being within the hero course again. With his friends being there to help him, perhaps he can work towards redeeming himself and leading a better life? Follow Sans as he begins to make the transition from student to hero!
Puns are Punny!
I love making puns because they are so fun and always make someone laugh, so I'm going to write all of my favorite puns! I hope you enjoy and share them with other people and make them smile!
Punny Joke Book
Here have a skele-ton Of Punny puns and bad jokes As well as some undertale onesAnd occasionally some made by me
BLACK, WHITE, AND ORANGE | hatsuharu & isuzu sohma
"I'd cross heaven and earth just to hold you close."IN WHICH no matter how much the three of them love each other, the end of them is enviableORIN WHICH their relationship is forbidden(POLY!HATSUHARU (HARU) SOHMA X OC X ISUZU (RIN) SOHMA)(FRUITS BASKET SERIES)(CURRENTLY REWRITING)
Leo Valdez's Punny Puns #2
Highest rank : #489 in humor Sequel to Leo Valdez's Punny Puns. #book2 Leo's at it again. He's making up cheesy puns and messing up with the Romans, Greeks and even the Norse ! The pun wars are just getting started! p.s. All the book characters belong to our beloved Uncle Rick :) Enjoy !
Rivals at first lovers at last (Lucario x Lopunny)
A Lucario named Rio and a Lopunny who have been rivals since they were a Riolu and a Buneary now they are a Lucario and Lopunny and are still rivals but however during Christmas break that might change forever.
Well, Wasn't Expecting That.
(Hey, just so everyone knows, this story is officially discontinued on my account, but @PlutisWolf asked to rewrite it on theirs, which I agreed to. If you have any questions, please ask them about it)(Also, this story is absolute trash and hella embarrassing. I seriously recommend against reading.)My name is Jessica, but I tend to just go by Jess. Some simple minded humans would call me a "werewolf" but they would be greatly mistaken. I am in fact a mutant. A wolf shifter to be more specific, sorta like a shapeshifter except I can only shift into a wolf. I've learned to survive on my own in the harsh streets of New York City, and have been living alone since I was 10. But without waning, my life suddenly gets turned upside down. When my friends turn out to be enemies, and my enemies become friends. My piece of advice to anyone reading this, Trust is a very valuable thing. Be careful who you give it to. [DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TNMT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY OTHER THAN THE STORYLINE AND MY OCS, CREDIT TO NICKELODEON AND CREATORS OF TMNT. I ALSO DO NOT OWN THE MAJORITY OF THE PICTURES/ART USED IN THIS BOOK. UNLESS I SPECIFICALLY CLAIM THE ARTWORK, IT DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL ARTISTS.]
AFTERGLOW | keith kogane & lance mcclain
"Don't you dare go anywhere I can't follow."IN WHICH a girl and her boyfriend were just trying to get their friend back but end up getting dragged into something neither were prepared forORIN WHICH aphrodite lovell realizes that she holds the key to saving the universe (POLY! KEITH KOGANE X FEM OC X LANCE MCCLAIN)(SEASON ONE-SEASON EIGHT)(VOLTRON SERIES)
