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Gru x Minions

Gru and his minion are getting married

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true love: a tale of minions and bananas.

one fateful day, bob (the hottest most thickest minion with the phattest ass) meets the banana of his dreams and truly falls in love with her, but then something surprising happens to him. an adventure of self discovery, action, romance, plot twists, pure love, and last but not least, fat asses.

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Me, Myself and Minions

Gru's plan to take over the world is set in stone... but he's still just a child. An evil villain, yes, but still a kid. And this kid has big dreams ahead of him but has to learn the lessons the hard way. At least he's got his minions... so let's see if he succeeds. Let's just see.

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Dominions

***WINNER OF MISSMYSTERYGAME'S BOOK OF THE MONTH DECEMBER 2021******2nd PLACE IN THE FANTASY SECTION OF THE PUNK ROCK AWARDS***In the realm of Glorianna, five young guardians: Titus, Rosemary, Megara, Aiken, and Brennan protect their kingdom with power that they are still learning to control called the Dominions. When the realm gets attacked by an evil wizard named Gedeon and he threatens to take the powers from the guardians, Queen Elora cast an ancient spell that rebirthed them into an unknown dimension. Seventeen years later, the young guardians have forgotten their past. The unknown dimension they were sent to was earth, and their powers lay dormant as they live among humans in the human world. Now known as Judah, Elle, Selena, Asher, and Jayden, can the guardians recollect their old lives before it's too late? Or will the same evil that conquered their original world take over ours too?

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Carl Azuz x King Bob (minions)

Carl Azuz travels to England to do a report on the new king, but accidentally falls in love with him and starts a messy secret affair. Also i think he ate a corgi

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Master&Servant [COMPLETED]

ChenLay♥ XingDae

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Shrek X Minions

Cover credit goes to IGuess on Drawception

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MINIONS🍌🍌

This is not a type of book. It have short jokes and quotes. Love for minions never, they are the cutest creature alive on earth.❤

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The evil shadow (Despicable me x reader)

Gru met his twin brother Dru and the secret about his father. Unaware that there are is way more secrets behind that legendary villain than his sons know. And what does it have to do with the shadow? This is an old story from my old account taztaz92

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Australian Zombie Guide

So I started reading Zombie Apocalypse Guides and in my part they were pretty stupid. My guess is that they came from America. Sorry Americans but most of your Zombie Guides are basically all common sense and stupidity.So if you really want to survive a Zombie Apocalypse. YOU need the Australian Guide, believe me. With the amount of common sense and brains Australians have we would probably survive longer and plus were not connected to the world.OK so if your from America I am really sorry if this Guide offends you. But for your own safety (if it EVER happens) read and follow my Guide to survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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The Pink Milk Monster and his Minions

Uni has been a fun ride for Ai Arthit and his gang. Now they are third years and will lead the hazing team. It's payback time. They promised to make all the upcoming freshmen cower with fear. *** This is a fanfic all characters are CREDITED to BITTERSWEET the author of SOTUS..***It's just something I made to release all the pent up emotions I have while waiting for the second season...

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Minions: The Era Of Belle

Set after the events of Minions: The Rise Of Gru, the final film of the Minions' saga brings about the end of our favorite yellow henchmen, even once it's finally time for Belle Bottom to really take the spotlight! This next film in Illumination's hit Minions prequel franchise is actually a sequel to both Minions: The Rise Of Gru and Despicable Me 3, showing exactly how Mel, Otto, Kevin, Stuart, Bob, and all the Minions left Dru after working with him, and how they soon rediscovered the Vicious 6, and set their sights on a new boss to follow: Belle Bottom herself!

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Mobians(Illumination's Minions but it's Sonic)

The first book in arc one of the Sonic Despicable Me AU Mobian Mayhem! Cover is drawn by me!Ever since they've first arrived in the world, the Mobian tribe had the goal on finding the biggest and baddest villain they could serve as their master. During the years, they've switched from master to master, but they could never find the perfect fit. It wasn't until they found sanctuary in Holoska, where their hopes began to fade and perish.That all changed when one of the tribe's members, a hedgehog named Sonic, stepped up to tell his plan to the others, sparking back the sense of hope that was lost long ago. After recruiting hedgehogs Shadow and Silver to join him on his mission, the trio leave their icy home in search of a new master, a new adventure ahead of them.Sonic soon falls head over heels for the beautiful and churning Zeena, thinking that she is the one that could be their future master. They eventually get hired by her, then they're assigned their first mission, and soon, things take a wrong turn when Sonic puts himself and his friends in danger. Now Sonic, Shadow, and Silver must face the hardest task of all: save their kind from annihilation!

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~Minions quotes.

Hey! Here I'll post everything that I find of the Minions, because I love them, and you? Hope you'll like it, xoxo. ~Cri.❤️By occhi_di_gatto.{Completed.}

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I love minions!

Read if you love minions too!

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A Collection Of Drarry Oneshots

*REQUESTS ACCEPTED* (fluff preferably)I do not own any of the characters. All Characters are owned by J.K. Rowling. If you find the union of two sarcastic, witty but amazingly good looking enemies Drarry is the place to be. COMPLETELY RANDOM

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Seven Minions and One Queen

group chat with bts and one girl.and no this is not one of those "seven boys falling for one girl" kind. rest assured.no storyline but I might develop a plot slowly, just not at the beginning. I want to keep this as random as possible lol. enjoy!(credit goes to the original owners for the pictures I upload in this work)

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Gru x Minions

Gru develops a strong craving for bananas, the minions are there to help.

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Funny Quotes With Minions

They're not my quotes i got them from the internet This is dedicated to all minion lovers around the world

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Unknown Darkness (Dominions Book 2)

After the devastating battle at the end of Dominions, the Plague of Dread has completely overtaken the realm of Glorianna. Selena is being held captive in the evil wizard Gedeon's castle, and the remaining guardians are having to work with the Magical Creatures Alliance (or the MCA for short) to not only find Selena but find a way to stop the Plague of Dread. Unlikely friendships will form, love will blossom in unexpected places, and tense relationships with other realms will challenge Judah, Elle, Selena, Jayden, and Asher. Can the five of them overcome the evil that lies within The Plague of Dread? Can Selena escape the clutches of Gedeon? Or is this the beginning of the end?*cover by the amazing LittleVee*

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minion tampon  x reader

you buy minion tampons and things escalateim slowly loosing my mind

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Petunia's Secret Life

Petunia is constantly being ignored by her parent, and it's her sister's fault. It's always "Lily this" and "Look at the letter Lily sent us!". Petunia was getting tired of it. She was growing more and more jealous as time went by when she had a surprise encounter that will change the future. She would not grow up to be resentful and miserable, she will be strong courageous and cunning.A Doctor Strange and Harry Potter crossover where Petunia grows in the Mystic Arts.Disclaimer: I do not own any Doctor Strange or Harry Potter characters.

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tender in the loins

single mother has connected with two of the 4 tenderloins and doesn't know what to feel about it.I own nothing of the tenderloins or impractical Jokers.(Second part to the Love that can never be erased)

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A Salty Banana

Carlos, a faithful minion of Gru's goes out on a mission to steal a dick-lengthener from Vectors house. However a chain of events twist the minions fate that day, and Carlos is left to a whole new reality.2021

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All About Us: The Minions.

Lovely minions on adventures.

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Not only human

genetics have been the building blocks for the creation of Jurassic world since the beginning. from simply creating dinosaurs, to creating something new. the leader of these actions is Doctor Henry wu. this man has been here since the beginning of Jurassic park, the original. one evening, he decided to push the boundaries, and play god.how you may ask? well, he created a child. a (mostly) human child... this story follows the adventures of this child. this is the life, of y/n.

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